Chapter 373: Killing at the Door
The next morning, there was the usual breakfast and the usual depressing atmosphere.
The newspapers were hyping up Chen Bin's ridicules and challenges as usual, and Chen Bin was munching on buttered toast as usual.
The difference is that a middle-aged man in Hanfu walks majestically through the door of the auditorium. Every move and gesture hides the temperament of great talent, every breath also carries the aura of impartiality and selflessness, and every beard also reveals the aura of talent. Mature and wise charm.
This kind of kingly energy that is as real as reality can manifest itself into an abstract concept that can be seen with the naked eye... It's all Chen Bin's bullshit! ! !
He choked on his toast, and the person who came was actually the Director-General of the Monks Administration Bureau! ! !
Katerina handed over a glass of orange juice, and Chen Bin drank it without holding his breath. A devilish smile appeared on his face, as if he saw Taijun's village chief, and he hurriedly trotted forward with his body bent. meet.
The Director-General bowed his hands to Dumbledore on the staff bench from a distance, and the latter smiled and waved to him. Even though they had completed the process of greeting each other, the two of them did not say a word.
"Boy from the Chen family, can you please stop being so disgusting?" The Director-General had only walked halfway when he met Chen Bin who came up to meet him, holding the Director-General's arm like a eunuch.
(`)**: "This is a small shop for young people to make a living. It's great that you patronize me. I'll go clean the thatched cottage first to welcome you."
The fake eunuch bowed his hands, then turned around and trotted towards the door for two steps before his collar was lifted up by a strong arm.
"Stop sneaking away and come with me."
Chen Bin was dragged to the corner of the Slytherin table by him. The students along the way showed ghost expressions. They couldn't imagine that Professor Naama, who was so cheap, could be so cowardly. They all discussed who was coming?
Chen Bin couldn't help but give up. Every time he saw the director-general, he was either held to account or assigned tasks. Moreover, this man was suspected of being an Eastern version of the devil who could stand up to Voldemort...!
Therefore, there is no shame in following your heart.
He made big news in the evening paper the night before. Yesterday morning's daily newspaper provoked Voldemort. In the afternoon, he rejected the position of nanny for the International Federation of Giant Infants. He could guess with his toes that the director-general was here to hold him accountable.
The middle-aged man in Hanfu casually waved his hand, and everyone present could not hear what he said in the corner, but the man smiled lovingly and said something, and Professor Naama, who was dressed in black armor, looked like a grandson in every movement.
Within the screen sound barrier——
"Boy, how long do you want to tease them?" the chief asked with a smile.
へ(；Д｀へ): "Soon."
"Just how long?"
乂(Д三Д)乂: "Five days, three days... no, two days."
Chen Bin kept shortening his request as the director's smile grew brighter.
"Stop teasing you, tell me more seriously, what are your requirements before you are willing to sit on the chairman's seat temporarily?" The director-general flicked his finger, and a stone chair rose up behind the two of them, and Chen Bin's buttocks couldn't help but move. sit on the chair.
Seeing that there was no way to hide, Chen Bin immediately became serious.
"Europe needs to establish a temporary 'European Federation' outside the framework of the International Federation of Wizards to unify the defense decision-making of the wizarding community in Europe. Each region must not conflict with the defense decree that has taken effect due to local gains and losses. Representatives Proposals can only be made in writing, and there is no veto power or debate. It means voting at the meeting, without any wrangling time, and it will be passed if it is passed. If you reject a proposal of the same category, you have to wait for one year.”
The Director-General tapped the armrest of the stone chair with his index finger and said: "You want to use the Ministry of Magic of various countries' fear of Voldemort to force them to establish an efficient cross-border defense system... Well... this is a quick way to cut through the mess. , it is understandable to eliminate the debate session and only allow written proposals... Well, why should the right to re-propose be stuck after one year? "
Chen Bin became confident after hearing this. It turns out that there is a political system in this world that the director-general does not understand.
However, it was reasonable for him not to understand. The monks could not imagine how shameless the European magic community was in prevarication and wrangling.
"If you can't pass, it's over! Everyone knows that Voldemort's threat is urgent, and unlimited written proposals can also achieve the effect of wrangling in disguise. You and I also know that Voldemort has a high chance of being defeated in less than a year. This kind of maximum joint defense The system will not last for more than one year. Let's imagine a scenario. Suppose I propose that each representative must send 30% of their troops to establish an international Auror, and 30% of their military expenditures and supplies should be allocated uniformly. Everyone can only choose to let the bill pass, or pass it. Having vetoed any opportunity to build a coalition this year, will they choose to have grass grow in their graves a year later?”
The director-general sneered, obviously understanding how this seemingly fair meeting system was played out by Chen Bin. "On the surface, the passed bill can be amended at any time, but if any amendment is vetoed, it means that the joint defense decree cannot be changed this year."
Chen Bin added: "Then we must carefully construct feasible motions, or withdraw nonsense motions before they enter the voting process, and don't waste the time when everyone raises their hands. This is the only way to 'hold together and die together.'" The two results of "getting together to rush" are that there is no leader, and no one can blame the leader if something goes wrong. Everyone must be very energetic and make every decision that cannot be regretted. "
"Okay, I will convey this condition to the Ministry of Magic of each country for you." The director-general stood up and said with a smile: "Then can you be the chairman with peace of mind?"
"No, I won't be two presidents either."
At the moment when the director was stunned, Chen Bin also smiled and said: "Because I have better candidates, they are called Percy Weasley and Hermione Granger."
That's it, Chen Bin's revenge of "not playing tricks, only playing big" spread throughout the Western magic world through tonight's special issue!
The youngest president of the "Union" in history, Percy Weasley, was elected as the most powerful...nanny in the name of Blue Star with a high vote while he was not present and was still buried in the mountains of financial statements.
The newly established "European Magic Defense League" also announced that Hermione Granger became the first president of the "European Union" for one year while the elected person was buried in magic assassination training.
"Shock! 18-year-old EU president! Is it an unspoken rule or a secret deal?"
"If you don't spread it, you are not British! 21-year-old wizards control the world! Is it the decline of morality or the distortion of human nature? Now, I..."
"Bin!!!!!!" Hermione finally hit the table and cursed.
If Chen Bin's office had only furniture and not even a feather pen, she might have really performed Xiao Min's flying pen!
Percy, who was sitting next to her, said helplessly: "Why does any serious matter become a farce after passing through your hands?"
ヾ(°°ゞ): "Ding ding~ Surprised? Unexpected? Happy?"
Seeing Hermione trying to step over the desk and step on his face, Chen Bin finally became serious.
(_): "As I told you just now, I didn't choose you for this position casually, nor do I want you to be my puppets. Hermione, you are very good at law and logical reasoning, and there is no conflict of interest with the entire magical world, so you just need to abide by the meeting procedures."
"But..." Hermione returned to her previous depressed state after hearing this, and anxiously turned on the gun-off-gun mode: "But I have no qualifications and it is difficult to convince the public. If they really dare to submit a garbage proposal, I will let it enter the voting stage according to the procedure. Wouldn't it be a sinner in Europe? This cannot be done. We must stop this kind of proposal. What provisions can be cited? Have you drafted a procedure? Oh my God - why did you choose me? I can't. I can't do it. I can't. How can such an important position be given to an 18-year-old girl? Are you crazy? I want to stop all this from happening. I can't let the Supreme Defense Conference that decides the life and death of Europe become a game of house. Bin————! Are you listening to me? I said no———never——absolutely not——————"
Hermione rushed towards Chen Bin across the desk, stretching her hands to Chen Bin's neck, seemingly wanting to strangle him to death.
Chen Bin lamented that his funny performance just now was wasted.
He jumped up from the chair, turned around, put one hand on Hermione's neck, and pressed her to the chair where he was sitting.
"Calm down." Chen Bin shouted, and after successfully shocking Hermione out of her trance, he sat on the desk and looked down at her eyes.
"I say it again, Europe needs Dumbledore, Grindelwald, Rosier, Kate and me as the top combat force to fight Voldemort.
The European Union is to prevent all parties from shirking responsibility again, and clearly tell everyone that either they should carefully analyze each proposal or die together, and don't think about neglecting their duties in this critical year.
Therefore, each Ministry of Magic will also send professional groups to carefully study each proposal before the meeting is held, and will even communicate with the various magic circles in private, and only send representatives to the meeting to vote according to orders after reaching a consensus.
That is to say, the entire meeting does not need to bear any responsibility for checking, and each representative has no real power, but each Ministry of Magic takes the initiative to check, because no one wants to die together."
He said so much in one breath, but still stunned Hermione.
After a few seconds, Hermione finally digested Chen Bin's words and looked up and asked, "But why are they willing to let me be the chairman? Can't you or Dumbledore be the chairman?"
"Because I represent the five strongest forces, including Dumbledore." Chen Bin said a little arrogantly, "How harshly they scolded Dumbledore in the letter before, I will retaliate twice as much. Anyone who does not follow the rules in the meeting you preside over will be kicked out of the meeting room. Let's see if tomorrow's headlines will say that a certain elderly representative of the magic world was kicked out of the meeting by the chairman of the granddaughter generation because of roaring in the meeting room."
"Be serious." Hermione didn't believe Chen Bin's nonsense.
Chen Bin put away his smile and said seriously:
"As the strongest, Dumbledore has his own dignity. He will never come back if he says he will step down.
Grindelwald and Rosier are the previous Dark Lord and Dark Queen, and they must not be the chairman. Only Catalina and I are left. Do you think we can play a greater role by appearing on the battlefield or sitting in the chairman's position?
I have said that you are the only person I know who is proficient in law and logical reasoning and has no conflict of interest. No matter what the Ministry of Magic has to say, the highest combat power of our Dumbledore faction only recognizes you as the chairman.
This is just like many people must be dissatisfied with the parliamentary system I established, but they can choose not to participate if they are dissatisfied. The five of us only recognize this parliament and have to participate obediently, otherwise we have the right not to participate in the wizarding world war that occurs in non-parliamentary members.
It's that simple."