Chapter 232: Tsk Tsk, so Old.
There was no one in the castle, except for the house elves, and there were only two elves here. Ahem, does it feel like Mr. Lu Xun's jujube tree?
Chen Bin knew that Chen Weiguo was taken to Hogwarts by Ishara, so he had long expected that there was no one here.
After using a text message to report his safety to Ishara, Chen Bin refused the two house elves' hospitality and took Katerina to the center of London for breakfast.
Fortunately, he didn't have afternoon tea in Guangdong, otherwise he wouldn't have been able to eat breakfast when he came to London to adjust to the time difference.
The two were not actually hungry, and the main reason for coming out to eat was that they were too pent up! After living in China for half a year, minus the two weeks of visiting Kate's parents in the northeast, the rest of the time was completely hidden in the pastoral world of the Ming Dynasty.
After Chen Bin and Katerina had breakfast in a restaurant in the commercial district, they finally waited until the mall opened and strolled around together.
Voldemort has resurrected, but as long as they don't call his name in the Muggle society, the devil can't find their location, and he must be having a hard time now.
By noon, Kate had bought a lot of things, and Chen Bin had just passed the excitement of being out of isolation and began to recover from the male phobia of shopping.
Coincidentally, Isabel called to look for her son at this time.
(ω): "Binbin, where are you?"
(⊙﹏⊙): "I'm shopping with Kate. Is there something urgent?"
ヾ: "I just saw your message on the text machine. We are preparing lunch at Sirius's house. Hermione, Harry, Ron, Fleur, Remus, Sirius and Tonks are also here. Do you want to come and eat together? This place is exactly the same as in the original book. The way to open it is really novel. The Kreacher inside really deserves a beating. There are really many dark magic items in the house. The portrait of Mrs. Black really screams and curses. There are really many heads of house elves on the wall... blablablabla..."
Chen Bin listened blankly for a minute, but Yisha showed no sign of stopping at all and had entered a state of self-entertainment.
(〝▼盘▼): "Shut up! I'm not a Harry fan and have no interest in that house! Also, you are a married woman, and even your child can become a professor. Why do you always go to other people's houses? That is the home of a single old man! Aren't you afraid that your handsome dad will feel like a cheating husband? ”
Katerina had just finished trying on clothes at this time. Seeing Chen Bin talking on the phone, she immediately knew that it must be Yisha’s mother on the other end of the phone.
The other end of the receiver was silent for a few seconds, and Yisha finally said coquettishly: "Yeah~ Weiguo is here too. He sleeps in the same room with me every night, and there are so many children watching me during the day. How can I be green? Weiguo didn’t object. Why should you object? Hermione and the others miss you too. Are you coming? Are you coming? Are you coming?"
"彡(-_-;)彡mother, I am your son. If you are in trouble, you should find handsome dad..." Chen Bin suddenly felt tired and asked weakly: "Also, why is Furong here too? According to to the plot, she should work in Gringotts, and now she is almost dating Bill Weasley. Did you mess up the plot again?"
(o°ω°o): "Hey, this is none of my business. Dumbledore invited her to be the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, and now she is the instructor of the afternoon Fighting the Dark Arts practical class. I heard, just heard, from what she said, she had no feelings for Bill at all, and now she has blacklisted him after he flirted with her twice. She has quit her job at Gringotts, so she can only stay in Hogwarts during the Christmas holidays. Sirius saw how pitiful she was, and it was better to invite another French sheep girl to come over than to drive three sheep. "
Then, Isha told the whole story like a machine gun.
The wizarding world is not peaceful now, but this is only for weak wizards, such as Harry, Ron and Hermione, who are three students at school. As for Fred and George, they are already adult wizards, and they are still very safe in the Burrow with an alarm system and Diagon Alley patrolled by a large number of Aurors. At least their escape skills are not bad. They can legally use magic outside the school, and they also know how to Apparate and escape.
The reason why Ron came here to spend Christmas is mainly because Harry and Hermione are here. As young wizards living in Muggle society, going back to spend the Christmas vacation is the biggest safety hazard.
Sirius heard that Harry didn't want to stay in school, so he took him back to the old house, and brought Hermione with him, and then Ron joined, and finally Later, even Fleur came.
This place is no longer the headquarters of the Order of the Phoenix, so Lupin and Tonks just came here to share a rent. Sirius is her cousin, and her mother Andromeda Black is Sirius's cousin. Lupin is his good friend, so they came here and rented a house to live in.
All these gossips were told to Chen Bin by Isa, and she also found out that Tonks came to rent a house at her cousin's house after Lupin settled down.
Chen Bin's face was full of dementia, the picture was very weird! Isa, who has the soul of a French girl, actually called Fleur a French foreign girl, and the true love testimony of Harry's story ended before it even sprouted!
Kate put the spoils at Chen Bin's feet, gestured to herself to go to the store opposite to take a look, and asked Chen Bin to sit here alone and not walk around.
"Hey, Binbin, are you coming? ” (づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭~: “12 Grimmauld Place, Islington, London. Do you want me to meet you at King’s Cross Station? It’s only a 20-minute walk from his home, and it won’t be difficult to Apparate both of you there.”
"Tell me, is Sirius attracted to Fleur?" Chen Bin had a lot of malice towards this guy. Moreover, he had a criminal record during the summer vacation the year before last, and he actually pursued his cousin who he had never met before. She was only 20 years old. Years old!
"Heh, Fleur seems to be interested in you." Isha ignited the spirit of gossip and joked: "I heard that she didn't plan to come originally. She just came after hearing Hermione say that you might come back in time for Christmas. Black Mansion is waiting for you.”
Σ(дlll): "I haven't contacted Hermione. How did she know that I would come back? Also, even if I come back, when did I agree to come to Sirius's house?"
o(^`)o: "Can't I lie to Hermione?"
b( ̄▽ ̄)」: "Okay, okay, you can do whatever you want. I won't come, so you can do whatever you want."
┗( 0﹏0 )┛: "Mom surrendered. Hermione and Ron really have something important to ask you. They need to engrave an improved version of the Occlumency Blood Curse. I don't have the blueprint and I can't bless it for them."
When Chen Bin heard what was going on, he finally stopped talking nonsense with Yisha. He said that his appearance had changed and that he planned to reveal to the public that they were married.
"Son, this will make Furong very sad." After hearing the whole story, Isha continued to tease. "Wouldn't it be better to take them all in? I've read a lot of French fan fiction. Hermione, Fleur, Gabrielle, Qiu Zhang, Luna, and even Angelina have all been taken into the harem. This is the winner in life! I I don’t mind being a mother, what do you mind?”
"Can I advise handsome dad to take it all in?"
(╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻: "How dare you, a traitor? I will expel you from the house!"
"Stop teasing." Seeing that Kate was about to come back, Chen Bin continued talking to Yisha about business.
To put it simply, he only has two kidneys and only likes a normal family life, so he plans to let Chen Weiguo and Yisha deceive everyone. At the same time, Chen Bin and Kate will also use magic to become 36 years old in their previous life. He didn't believe that English and French girls were even remotely interested in a 36-year-old man from the East, and he didn't want to continue pretending to be a 15-year-old British youth.
"Haha, as long as you're happy." Isha didn't object anymore and urged anxiously: "Okay, I'll meet you at the gate of King's Station in twenty minutes. I'm going to call Weiguo now to make a confession."
After hanging up the phone, Chen Bin approached Kate to make a confession.
"Mr. sir, can you lie to them like this?" Kate asked coyly.
"Madam, do you want them to continue fantasizing?" Chen Bin asked righteously.
Eventually, Kate agreed. Soon, the two of them apparated to the station entrance. After waiting for a few minutes, on the busy road, Isabel passed in front of them, turned back, passed again, turned back again, passed again, turned back again...
(╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻: "We are here! Ishabur!"
Kate politely said: "Good afternoon, Mum Isha."
Yisha looked at the two of them up and down several times before saying in surprise: "Oh, I'm afraid I'll admit the wrong person! I suddenly said Binbin to you, how embarrassing would it be if I recognized the wrong person? Will you die if you say hello first?"
(╬ ̄俣): "Didn't you see me like this in your dreams? Also, can't you recognize the prosecutor general when he grows up?"
"Tsk, tsk, you're so old." Yisha pinched Chen Bin's chin, cracked it to the left and right, and then said disdainfully: "Fortunately, you still insisted on exercising in your last life. You only look like you are twenty-seven or seventy-eight years old, but you look... Still much older than Wei Guo now."
When Chen Bin was about to go crazy, she then looked at Kate. "Kate Kate is different. She doesn't look 36 years old, at most she is about 20 years old. Are Ukrainian genes really that strong?"
"Kate, we're going back." Chen Bin took Kate's hand and was about to leave. Isha immediately didn't dare to mess around anymore, and took their hands and apparated to the gate of No. 12 Grimmauld Place.
Chen Bin faced the row of houses in front of him. No. 10 was on the left, No. 13 was on the right, and No. 11 was in front of him. Sure enough, there was no No. 12.
It's afternoon now, and many passers-by are walking by on the street. They look at the three people with curious eyes, looking left and right. Especially Chen Bin's oriental appearance looks very much like a tourist. On the streets of London in the 1990s, although Chinese were not rare, they were not too numerous. They were mainly international students or immigrants from Hong Kong. Among the elites sent from the mainland to study abroad, the first choice is of course Blue Star's most powerful Milijian. How could they find this shabby former world boss?
Isha pretended to be cunning enough to satisfy Caitlina's appetite, and then used the Muggle-repelling spell to disperse the nearby pedestrians. It was afternoon now, and even if she had a Deluminator, she would definitely not be able to prevent Muggles from watching. Instead, this magic could drive Muggles to go around, or force them not to see the changes here.