Chapter 130 One-Eyed Dragon Li Erfeng

【The Book of Jin and the Records of the Three Kingdoms are two extremes.

Chen Shou wrote the Records of the Three Kingdoms with great care, and even for self-protection, he simply did not write about things that might cause displeasure to those in power.

The Book of Jin, on the other hand, emphasizes a large amount of food, and it is full of magic.

For example, in the biography of Sima Yan, "order all counties to recruit strong men who can lift more than 1,500 jin."

1,500 jin is approximately equal to 334 kilograms in our current weightlifting.

Well, the highest weightlifting record in the Olympics is 264 kilograms.

For example, Liu Yao "was extremely brave, and he could shoot through an inch thick iron plate."

He could shoot through a three-centimeter iron plate with one arrow, which was like a human figure, and Lu Bu was ashamed of himself.

Then he drank too much when attacking the enemy and fell off his horse and became a prisoner.

For example, Gou Xi "recruited a thousand-mile ox, and sent a letter every day, leaving at dawn and returning at dusk."

A thousand-mile horse can be understood, but a thousand-mile ox can only be said to have an overdeveloped imagination.

For example, when Murong Chui started his army in Guanzhong, "there were more than 200,000 people."

At that time, Guanzhong had been destroyed, and if all the people were counted, there would be 200,000 people.

For example, the God Sima Yi: "In the fourth year... he attacked Shu with Cao Zhen. The emperor cut through the mountains from Xicheng to open a road... As for Qunin..."

He opened a road from Hanzhong and directly fought to the east of Chongqing. The only explanation is that Moses would divide the sea, and Sima Yi would divide the mountains.

For example, the biography of Ma Long: "The road was lined with magnets, and the enemy carried iron armor and could not move forward. Long's soldiers were all in rhino armor, and there was no hindrance."

The aisle was full of magnets, and the enemy soldiers could not move in iron armor. Ma Long led his soldiers in rhino armor and killed the opponent without leaving a single piece of armor.

Well, it can basically be said to be full of a kind of beauty that failed physics. 】

What is the God Sima Yi?

Kong Ming felt his face was a little stiff. Is this the enemy he will face in the future?

Zhang Fei was still looking at the map stupidly to see where Quren was, while Guan Yu was already shaking his head and sighing:

"If Sima Yi can march like this, why not go straight to Chengdu to capture Adou?"

Guan Yu knew the map well. Quren was a city that had just been conquered a month ago, with vast mountains in the middle.

Guan Yu couldn't help but continue:

"If Quren can march like this to Hanzhong, tomorrow I am willing to lead a fine army to Hanzhong directly."

Everyone just thought it was a joke.

Liu Bei also felt that he couldn't help laughing:

"The history books compiled by the Tang Dynasty, the greatest emperor in history, were like this..."

Liu Bei couldn't find a suitable adjective after a long time, so he could only shake his head and smile.

...

The greatest emperor in history himself was not in a very good mood.

I saw Ma Su mocking him for not knowing military affairs before, but I didn't expect that in just a short while, he was mocked by the light curtain for not knowing history.

Li Shimin did not go to see Fang Xuanling, but just said:

"Since this history book will be read by future generations, it might as well be edited more seriously, so as to show the achievements of our Tang Dynasty's civil governance."

Fang Du nodded to confirm, and Li Shimin nodded to be a little satisfied.

Well, all aspects must be required by the standards of the greatest emperor in history.

【In addition to physics, there is also a universal magic: filial tears.

Sheng Yan's mother became blind due to illness, and Sheng Yan cried loudly, and his mother's eyes recovered.

After Wang Pei's mother died, he cried while holding a cypress tree, and the cypress tree died of his crying.

Yan Han had a sister-in-law who raised him up, and then his sister-in-law also became blind due to illness. Yan Han cried every day, and one day a blue bird flew over and turned into a human to bring medicine, and his sister-in-law took it and it was fine.

Liu Yin's mother wanted to eat violets in winter, but Liu Yin couldn't find it and cried loudly, and his tears fell on the ground and violets grew. After taking it back, he grew as much violets as he ate.

Wang Yan's mother wanted to eat fish in winter, but Wang Yan couldn't find any and cried loudly. As a result, a fish jumped out of the water and landed on the shore. After taking the fish back, he couldn't eat it all.

As for the other things, I won't go into details. The chapter on monsters in the Book of Jin is almost full of them.

There are dead bull heads speaking human language, stone dogs that bite people, and a piece of meat as big as three basketball courts falling from the sky.

There are also stones falling from the sky, two stones fighting and bleeding, and a farmer's stone mortar and stone mill chasing each other and fighting, etc.

To be honest, if you want to read a fantasy novel, I recommend this one, which is much better than "Soushen Ji".

However, the Book of Jin also records that Gan Bao, the author of Soushen Ji, had the idea of ​​writing Soushen Ji because his father's maid and brother came back to life.

Hmm... So who still remembers that the Book of Jin is a history book? 】

Du Ruhui felt that there was no need to remember these for a while.

Li Shimin looked at Fang Xuanling kindly again:

"These strange things can be picked out and published in a separate book."

Fang Xuanling looked at the light curtain with grievance. He remembered that the light curtain was recorded in the Records of the Inquisition of Gods?

But he could only nod and obey the order.

Li Jing could understand but could not accept it:

"If such a supernatural power is effective, why should the soldiers fight to the death?"

"All strange powers and chaos should be defeated! They must not be recorded in history and make future generations laugh."

Li Shimin nodded in agreement.

As for the light curtain? That's different. Now it seems that this may be a means of future generations. At least no sacrifice is required until now.

...

In the small side hall of Gong'an County, people are very happy.

After all, it is none of their business. Although the Han Dynasty ruled the country with filial piety, people are not fools.

Zhang Fei smacked his lips in regret:

"If it really has such a miraculous effect, why do we need military rations?"

Imagine a basket of vegetables that can never be eaten up, and a fish that can never be eaten up.

More, can feed a hundred thousand troops!

[As one of the jokes in the Twenty-Four Histories, the Book of Jin is not rigorous, but it also has its own advantages.

The Tang Dynasty did not inherit the Jin Dynasty, so it had an attitude of neither boasting nor slandering the Jin Dynasty.

You said Sima Yi captured and killed ten thousand people, defeated Zhuge and retreated? OK, I'll write it down.

Another person said that after the death of Zhuge Zhongda, I will also write it down.

What? Do you think Emperor Xuan of Jin needs to avoid taboos? The officials of the Tang Dynasty said that I was bah, how can I compare with Li Erfeng of the Tang Dynasty?

In compiling the history of Jin Dynasty in the Tang Dynasty, the attitude was generally one of neither boasting nor slander, and the officials who compiled history books were similar to us workers.

How much money is given to do as many things as possible, pick and choose, patch them together, and then it's done if the standards are met.

As for why Fang Xuanling’s supervisory attitude is so perfunctory?

Some people say that it was because of the death of her friend Du Ruhui that Fang Xuanling started to show off, but this is obviously nonsense.

Du Ruhui died of a sudden illness in the fourth year of Zhenguan. It was already the 20th year of Zhenguan that Jin Shu was officially opened. At this time, Du Ruhui's sons had been killed for participating in rebellion for three years.

A more reliable theory is that it is related to Erfeng. 】

Because the news was too shocking, Li Shimin ignored Light Screen and didn't call him by name for the time being.

Du Ruhui was stunned on the spot:

It is now the second year of Zhenguan... No, it is already the second day of Yuanzheng.

It has been three years since Zhenguan. What will be my death date next year?

Du Ruhui didn't know what expression to make. He looked like crying and laughed:

"Everyone, Quanzi is guilty of rebellion and will not be pardoned."

Li Shimin supported Du Ruhui, patted his back and comforted him:

"Ke Ming, in today's important matter, your health should be the most important thing."

"Du He is not guilty!" Li Shimin was extremely certain.

So much can happen in fifteen years.

"Now that you know it and take it as a warning, you will never do it again."

Li Shimin thought very clearly. Even if it was far away, wasn't the Martial Temple something that didn't exist during the Zhenguan period?

It’s just that the culprit of the Anshi Rebellion must die!

And...he, Li Er...lang, how could anyone dare to rebel while he was still alive?

He could still understand clearly the words used in the light screen. Keming's son was a participant, not the mastermind.

Li Shimin actually felt a little excited. There were thieves on the outside and rebellion on the inside, but he still managed to become an emperor praised by future generations?

As expected of me!

The big thing now is Du Ruhui's body.

Li Shimin was a little confused when it came to this matter.

Why did it happen to be Du Ruhui, the minister he relied on most?

Glancing at Changsun Wuji, who was beside him with lowered eyebrows and said nothing, Li Shimin took a gentle breath and confessed:

"Ke Ming must have a good rest after today. Don't be as tired as Zhuge Wuhou."

…

Kong Ming sneezed while looking at the light screen, and smiled at the worried Huang Yueying. Kong Ming said:

"The history of the Tang Dynasty is quite interesting."

In my heart, I felt quite strange that someone would rebel against such an emperor.

After seventeen years in power, he rebelled...Kong Ming suddenly thought of Emperor Wu.

[As for the scrawling of Jin's book being related to Erfeng, I guess the logical chain is like this.

Erfeng once said: Using history as a mirror, we can know the ups and downs.

Therefore, the Book of Jin also serves as a reference for the prince in governing the country.

In the 20th year of Zhenguan, the book of Jin began to be revised. In the 22nd year of Zhenguan, Erfeng became ill and wrote "Emperor Fan" to teach the prince.

Therefore, the Jin Dynasty book should be scrawled. If you are in a hurry to use it, just read it if you can.

Then in the 23rd year, Erfeng was ill for a long time and died in Cuiwei Palace.

As for the cause of Erfeng's death, there are too many reasons. The old Tang Dynasty book said that it was due to a long-term illness and he tried to take elixirs, but he couldn't take them.

Some modern medical analyzes believe that it may be heart failure plus cerebral hemorrhage.

Because history books have repeatedly recorded that Erfeng had difficulty climbing high and his cardiopulmonary function was not strong.

But dying at the age of 51 is undoubtedly considered a premature death. To a higher probability, the way of death is somewhat similar to that of the Prime Minister:

Overworking when you were young led to your foundation being hollowed out, and then you developed minor illnesses and serious illnesses as you got older.

Oh yes, there is also the most outrageous theory that he was hit by a poisonous arrow when he was conquering Goguryeo in the 19th year of Zhenguan.

The stickmen were convinced of this, and even evolved into the outrageous theory of shooting Erfeng into a one-eyed dragon. 】

At this time, the Manna Hall was as quiet as death.

Changsun Wuji took the lead and threw himself at Li Shimin's feet, crying:

"I hope everyone will take care of themselves for the sake of the Tang Dynasty!"

Li Shimin was unexpectedly calm, looking at the light curtain and slowly stated:

"I have a disease caused by dampness. When I was young, I fought in many places, and my body suffered a lot."

"In this case, I will build a pavilion this year to nourish my body..."

But after seeing the image played on the light screen, this self-restraint could no longer be maintained.

In the light curtain, a foreigner dressed in different clothes could be seen, aiming and drawing a bow, and then shot an arrow into the eye socket of a man wearing a yellow robe.

The image is full of dizzying foreign words made up of circles.

The light curtain seemed to be afraid that people would not be able to understand it, and it was specially marked. Next to the man with the arrow in the eye socket, it was specially marked:

Li Shimin, Emperor of the Tang Dynasty.

"A descendant of a foreign country, a shameless thief, you have bullied me too much!"

"You have no guts to do this to hide your ears and steal the bell!"

"Slaves invade the country, I will destroy the country and destroy its history!"

Li Shimin couldn't bear it any longer and kicked Changsun Wuji away and cursed loudly.

Changsun Wuji:? ? ?

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