Chapter 477 I Will Not Move Unless the Enemy Moves

In the sunny bar, Yifei, Guangu, Meijia and Wanyu were sitting on the sofa chatting.

Meijia held a long straw in her mouth and sipped the cocktail on the coffee table.

After she burped out of boredom, she asked curiously: "Sister Yifei, why haven't you taken action against Zi Qiao yet? I'm almost bored to death!"

Yifei raised her eyes and looked at Meijia who was doing nothing: "Are you bored recently?"

Meijia sighed and muttered: "Of course it's boring."

You must know that since Yuyou and Guangu got together, she has almost replaced all of his work. He was a daily assistant and directly became a family chef.

Although Meijia's previous wish was to make money and be supported without working, when she really had nothing to do, now she couldn't find the direction in life.

Meijia suddenly envied Qiao Lai. It would be great if she could be as shameless as him, thinking only about eating and waiting to die.

"No rush."

Yifei snorted a few times and said matter-of-factly: "Last time I went back and thought carefully about the reasons why I was a little...little loser, I found that in the final analysis it was because I was too impatient and didn't do the details well. plan to take action first.”

"Otherwise, how could a smart person like me be discovered by Zi Qiao, and then use his plan to defeat the general's army?"

"So this time I decided..."

Sekiya asked tentatively: "So you decided to make a detailed prank plan?"

"No." Yifei laughed triumphantly, "I want Zi Qiao to take action first this time, and then I will find his flaw and defeat him!"

Wan Yu on the side suddenly understood and nodded: "I understand, this is called joining if you can't beat him!"

"nonsense!"

Yifei rolled her eyes and said unconvinced: "How do I lose...how can I win back after being plotted against!"

"Souga."

Guangu asked abruptly: "Then why are you two in a stalemate now?"

"Forehead……"

Yifei frowned and thought deeply after hearing this. After a moment, she asked weakly: "Is it possible... Ziqiao thinks the same way?"

"ah?"

Meijia exclaimed: "So you two are waiting for the other to make the first move?"

"What is this? Standing still until the end of the world?"

Faced with Meijia's shock, Yifei smiled confidently: "Don't worry, it's not like you don't know that Zi Qiao has always been three minutes hot."

She hummed proudly: "People like him are the most impatient. As long as I keep spending time with Zi Qiao, he will definitely be unable to hold on and take the lead."

"How long do we have to wait~~~" Meijia pouted and cried.

She was really bored recently, just waiting for Yifei, Zi Qiao and Teacher Zeng to have fun.

As a result, Yifei and Ziqiao were lucky. They actually waited for the other to make the first move, and they couldn't wait until the end of time.

"Mika, if you want to win, you have to be patient."

Yifei patted her chest and said proudly: "Look at me, how patient I am."

"oh."

Guangu, Meijia and Wanyu nodded, suddenly not knowing what to say.

The atmosphere fell into an eerie silence.

Yifei paused, and then asked uncontrollably: "So when do you think Zi Qiao will take action?"

The corner of Guan Gu's mouth twitched slightly: "Why do I feel that Yifei's patience is also very limited?"

While everyone was chatting, Zeng Xiaoxian walked in holding a stack of magazines that were as high as his nose.

"Hey, you are all here."

Zeng Xiaoxian placed the mountain of magazines in his hand on the coffee table. The coffee table sank suddenly, and there was an overwhelming muffled sound.

Yifei and the four others were stunned.

Xiaoxian shouted to the bartender: "Joey, we're accepting customers!"

"Brother Xian, please figure it out.

"I'm the bartender, not the madam!"

Joey handed the menu to Zeng Xiaoxian, and he asked casually: "Brother Xian, what would you like to drink?"

"Let me think about it."

Zeng Xiaoxian pondered for a moment, then he patted the magazine he brought and asked, "Joy, if I say that I have sponsored all the magazines in the bar recently, can your boss give me a free meal for this drink?"

"Then it depends on what magazine you bring. If it's a reader, Yilin, we don't accept Youth Digest. You'd better take it to school."

Joey flipped through a few magazines and then said dumbly: "Wow, it's [pretending to be a man]."

"This is a high-end fashion magazine with a limited edition of 2,000 copies in the city. I can't tell you, brother Xian, are hiding it."

"That is."

Zeng Xiaoxian proudly leaned on the sofa and spread his hands, looking like a high-end brother.

Joey gave a thumbs up to Zeng Xiaoxian, and he immediately promised: "Brother Xian, since you are so generous, I won't do anything for you.

“Even if the boss doesn’t treat you to this meal, I’ll treat you to it.

"And Sister Yifei, for Brother Xian's sake, all of your drinks are free of charge today."

Xiaoxian smiled and patted Joey: "Why don't you be the store manager among so many bartenders? How awesome!"

"Brother Xian, you are joking. I will say hello to the brothers at the bar later. Just be direct about what you want today.

"Then I'll get busy first, and you can continue chatting."

Joey said as he picked up some of the men's magazines and turned around to leave.

Xiaoxian was leaning on the sofa and humming a tune. Looking at his beaming expression, his tail was about to rise to the sky again.

"Look! Look!"

"What is Pai Noodles? This is Pai Noodles!"

Xiaoxian looked around and said generously: "Why are there just you, where are the others?

"Let them come and drink together. Anyone who doesn't come is not giving me face, Brother Xian."

Guangu explained: "Zhanbo is working overtime, Yumo goes home to see his parents, Nanfeng and Curry Sauce go to the studio, Youyou has just signed a contract with the company and has a lot of things to deal with, and Zhang Wei is preparing for the judicial examination.

"Ziqiao... a new swimming pool opened in the community, and he and Xiao Hei went to see the beauties in swimsuits."

"No." Xiaoxian was unhappy, "Brother Xian, it's rare that I have such a schedule today, but they are not free?"

Yifei reached for the remaining magazines, grabbed a few and looked at the prices on them.

"hiss……"

The more she read, the more she couldn't help but take a breath: "Zeng Xiaoxian, you are indeed very distinguished. The money you spent to buy these magazines is enough to treat us to dozens of drinks."

Wanyu and Meijia also curiously opened the magazine and read it. Meijia immediately exclaimed: "Gossip news, celebrity nude photos, luxury sports cars, insider scandals... Teacher Zeng, why didn't you tell me that you have such a good magazine? "

Xiaoxian chuckled: "I never knew that a girl like you would like to see men pretending to be men, but it's okay. I have plenty of men pretending to be men. If you like, just take them."

Wanyu raised her head and asked Zeng Xiaoxian curiously: "Teacher Zeng, where did you get so many magazines?"

Xiaoxian looked down at the menu and explained casually: "Forget it, these were originally stuffed under the bed. I recently discovered by chance that my bed was inexplicably four centimeters higher."

He paused and emphasized: "The entire bed is four centimeters higher!"

"ah?!!"

The four of them exclaimed in unison, and Yifei even glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian and said angrily: "You loser, how many magazines did you buy?"

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled miserably. He pointed at the pile of magazines on the coffee table and said bitterly: "What you see now is just the tip of the iceberg."

Guangu flipped through the magazine roughly and became confused: "Teacher Zeng, you don't usually like to read fashion magazines, so why do you buy so many magazines?"

Faced with Yifei's questioning and Guangu's doubts, Xiaoxian sighed: "I didn't choose it, it chose me."

"How to say?"

Yifei raised her eyebrows: "You didn't order this magazine."

"Rubber."

Xiaoxian smiled in amusement, he never missed an opportunity to mock Yifei: "This is pretending to be a man, this is not an ordinary fashion magazine.

"It's very! Very! Very high-end. It's not something you can order if you have money."

Yifei smiled softly, but her eyes were full of murderous intent: "Then I would like to ask Mr. Toad, who shares the same apartment with Tutu, how did you order this high-end magazine?"

"This was given in a lottery when I bought fried dough sticks... No!"

Xiaoxian patted his thigh, and then he remembered that he never seemed to eat fried dough sticks.

He immediately looked at Yifei with an evil expression: "Hu Yifei! Did you fill in my mobile phone information blindly again!"

"Uh..." Yifei whistled with evasive eyes.

[In the inner world, Yifei said matter-of-factly. 】

[In this day and age, you can not only win prizes if you buy fried dough sticks, but you can also get membership discounts if you buy an egg pancake. 】

[It’s just that for this lottery and the membership, you are asked to fill in your mobile phone number at every turn. 】

[Then there was a crazy bombardment of spam messages. It was troublesome even for me to delete them, let alone read them! 】

[Fill it out, I think it’s troublesome, don’t fill it out, why don’t I get discounts when others have them? 】

[So...for the activities mentioned above that require filling in a mobile phone number, I always filled in Zeng Xiaoxian’s mobile phone number. 】

[Sure enough, my phone has been much quieter since then. 】

"Hu Yifei! I knew it was you!"

Zeng Xiaoxian finally found the culprit, and he said angrily: "Do you know that what you did caused me a lot of trouble?"

Wan Yu comforted her by saying, "Don't be angry, Teacher Zeng. Anyway, it's a free gift from the lottery, so don't give it up for free."

"free?"

Xiaoxian showed a bitter and self-deprecating smile: "I won three free monthly issues, but after filling out a questionnaire, I was inexplicably automatically upgraded to a membership."

He pointed at the magazines on the coffee table and cried: "These are all my hard-earned money!"

…

Immediately afterwards, Xiaoxian cursed the magazine for more than ten minutes while drinking wine.

Especially when Wanyu found out that the men's magazine was going to publish another daily magazine priced at 49 yuan, he scolded her even more vigorously.

When the four of them heard him complain, one of them felt dizzy and his eyes turned black.

"It's so outrageous!"

Yifei pressed her eyebrows, she endured it again and again, and finally said unbearably.

Xiaoxian clapped his hands as if he had found a comrade and said, "Don't you think this magazine is too outrageous?"

"I'm talking about you!"

Yifei scolded: "Zeng Xiaoxian, is this what your CPU is dealing with all day long?

"Isn't it just a bad magazine that steals money? If you return it, it's over."

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes widened and he looked at Yifei in disbelief: "How could this be as easy as you said?"

Yifei sneered and spread her hands: "I don't see any difficulty in returning a magazine."

Just as the two were about to argue for another three hundred rounds on this topic, an unexpected voice disrupted their rhythm.

"Hello, how can I get to Love Apartment 3602?"

Here I come