Chapter 168 Meijia: I'm in Urgent Need of a Handsome Boy (Happy New Year)

As the saying goes: Lu Ziqiao's hospitality is either a traitor or a thief.

In fact, Zi Qiao is not the kind of person who is too indifferent to help, but his willingness to help and his rush to help are two different things.

Unless something big happens to his friends, the more Zi Qiao wants to take the initiative, the more he wants to profit from it.

Whether the benefit is a real benefit or the fun you get from it.

From this point of view, Zi Qiao is also a very hidden fun person.

"Teacher Zeng, what do you think?" Nanfeng asked Xiaoxian.

No matter what Zi Qiao was planning, Nanfeng still had to respect the opinions of the person involved.

With so many people staring at him, Zi Qiao couldn't make a big fuss no matter what he did.

As expected, Zeng Xiaoxian fell into swing again.

He is quite aware of his popularity. If he were to vote, everyone would definitely vote for Yu Mo.

"Okay, I want the head... No, I want the flowers!"

"Beauty and fashion are meant to be accepted by the public. What are you saying about professionalism and laymanship?" Yifei sneered, "According to what you say, should I ask a stylist to surround you with leaves? I can run out to pick up girls.

In fact, this suit was quite able to hold up the scene at the beginning, otherwise Nan Feng would not have specially given it to Zeng Xiaoxian for the audition.

No matter what Zi Qiao was up to, at least his clothes were quite good.

Meijia, who knew Zi Qiao well, smiled: "You are the only one who has the nerve to ask for a banana leaf. Do you plan to use it to cover your leg hair?"

Zi Qiao looked unhappy: "I protested, and I also said I would spend the money."

When Yifei saw Xiaoxian biting her nails and frantically struggling, she knew that it was impossible to expect him to make this decision.

Zi Qiao was so frightened by the evil Nan Feng and the eager Yifei that she didn't dare to say a word: "Yu Mo goes first, Yu Mo goes first."

Yifei was eager to try it: "This method is good. I think it is more interesting than Xiannan's transformation."

Yu Mo said casually: "Then I want flowers."

"It's Hua, Yumo comes first." Nanfeng said lightly.

"We will decide which plan will be adopted in the end through voting. Teacher Zeng has a veto power, how about that?"

Yu Mo thought about Zeng Xiaoxian's usual clothes and felt that it would be difficult for him to find a suitable match in his wardrobe.

"Yes, yes, but you have to tie the dog on a leash, and then put a mask on Jianghou." Nanfeng demanded.

Zeng Xiaoxian was shocked: "It's still possible!"

He knew that it was definitely not right to ask for help with Ziqiao's personality, but after Yu Moming said that he was not very good at men's appearance, Xiaoxian really couldn't make up his mind for a moment.

Zi Qiao looked down at his pudding: "Then I'm afraid you have to ask the stylist to surround it with banana leaves, otherwise I'm afraid I won't be able to cover it."

"After all, he is both professional and knowledgeable."

"How about... we vote?" Yifei asked.

Seeing Zi Qiao surrender, Nanfeng asked Yu Mo with satisfaction: "Tell me, Yu Mo, what should we do as the first step now?"

Nan Feng glared at Zi Qiao: "If you protest again, I will tie you up and send you to Lisa's bed, so that Teacher Zeng can pass the level without any modification."

Everyone saw that Zeng Xiaoxian, the person involved, agreed, and then they also expressed their agreement.

Nan Feng conjured a coin out of nowhere: "Since there is only one model, Teacher Zeng, you have to toss a coin to decide who goes first and who comes last. Guess the head or tail first."

Zi Qiao was dissatisfied and said: "This kind of thing depends on professional ability. What's the use of voting by you laymen?"

"Let's also pack it up and go to the mall together later to help you with your shopping."

Yu Mo rubbed her chin. She looked around Zeng Xiaoxian carefully for several times before deciding: "First of all, this outfit is definitely not good. Even good suits are wrinkled, and this suit doesn't match your proportions."

"The protest is ineffective. Who asked you to spend a while on a person's head? Besides, where did I get the person's head from a one-yuan coin?"

Nanfeng didn't have the patience to listen to Zi Qiao's constant repetition. He had already thrown the coin high the moment Zi Qiao shouted for his head.

Meijia's eyes were full of excitement. She hugged the elbow and asked excitedly: "Can I take the elbow with me?"

"Teacher Zeng, you'd better take a shower first to get rid of the smell of bad perfume on your body, and then change into more casual clothes.

"I want flowers too...no, I want heads...no, flowers."

But he couldn't stand up to TV host Zeng Xiaoxian or liked to wear it to show off for trivial matters. He wore it too often and he didn't know how to maintain his suit at all. He was so frustrated with his appearance.

He thought for a moment and said, "Well, since we have plenty of time anyway, let's just let Zi Qiao and Yu Mo take responsibility together.

"You each design a plan to transform Teacher Zeng's appearance.

Nanfeng saw that this group of people were going to get more and more biased if they continued to talk. He quickly interrupted: "Okay, I don't know how long we will continue to talk if I let you continue to bicker."

The shopping malls near the iPartment do not prohibit small pets from entering, but necessary safety measures still need to be taken.

"Chen Meijia!" Zi Qiao was furious.

"Shopping mall? Shopping? Shopping!"

"Is it a flower or a human head?" Nanfeng asked impatiently.

"Nanfeng's proposal is still reliable, I agree!" Zeng Xiaoxian, who was wavering, no longer has to worry about it.

"No problem, I'll go to the pet store to buy it." Meijia handed the pork elbow to Ziqiao, "Be good, I'll take you to the mall to take selfies later!"

Meijia rushed out, aiming directly at the pet store.

"Shopping! Shopping! Shopping! Shopping!"

"I'm so beautiful today that I'm finally going to use it, everyone, let's have fun!"

Meijia has disappeared, but her excited voice still echoes throughout 3603.

Yifei said helplessly: "Looking at Meijia's crazy posture, after shopping today, I guess she will go to Guan Gu to advance next month's salary."

"Let's not talk about this, let's go back and pack ourselves up, we have to dress up a little when we go shopping."

Yumo stretched: "I got up early in the morning to help Meijia dress up, and I haven't put on makeup properly yet."

"Let's go. "So everyone went back to their suites and changed into travel clothes.

When everything was ready, the group of six finally set out on their journey to the mall.

...

As soon as everyone arrived at the mall, they rushed to the first store they were going to - the milk tea shop.

No matter what the purpose of coming to the mall is, shopping in the mall must start with a cup of milk tea, which is a tradition of contemporary young people.

"Teacher Zeng, can I ask what kind of sponsors Lisa has brought to you?"

Several people walked out of the milk tea shop one after another, and Yu Mo asked while drinking milk tea.

"Is this important?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked after hesitating for a moment.

Yu Mo nodded: "Of course, if you don't tell me about the sponsors, how can I know where to take you to buy clothes? ”

What kind of clothes should be worn for what kind of occasions and what kind of people? There are many things to pay attention to.

If we want to give the most typical example of a mistake, it is Lin Wanyu, who had always worn top-notch luxury goods to attend interviews.

She successfully used her makeup and outfit to make the interviewer pass her in his heart at the first sight of her.

If the higher-ups don’t say hello, which of these interviewers would be willing to recruit a rich lady who doesn’t even have a college degree?

The situation is the same for Teacher Zeng now. Clothes that are too low-end are afraid of being looked down upon by sponsors, and clothes that are too high-end...

What kind of level are you as a radio host? Are you qualified to wear clothes of similar grade as my sponsor?

Of course, the possibility of the latter should not be too great, mainly because Zeng Xiaoxian’s wallet is indeed limited.

Zeng Xiaoxian was silent for a long time before whispering: "It’s advertisers like Yeyexiang, miscellaneous coffee, night snacks, sleep eye masks, and noise-isolating earplugs."

Nanfeng couldn’t help laughing after hearing this: "Teacher Zeng, it turns out that Lisa really loves you. Advertising sponsors that are perfectly suited to midnight radio stations like this are not so easy to find. "

Zi Qiao said sourly: "What do you know? It's obvious that Lisa is doing this for my sake, so Teacher Zeng, don't forget to treat me to a meal from time to time."

He has never cared about the emotional lives of his ex-girlfriends, but the premise is that they can't find their friends.

If Lisa really falls in love with Zeng Xiaoxian, doesn't it mean that her charm is not as good as Teacher Zeng's?

Zi Qiao couldn't accept it.

"Eat, eat, eat, just eat, eat your milk and boiled eggs! "Mei Jia sneered while holding the fully armed pork elbow.

Today's Ziqiao is definitely the most handsome guy in the whole mall.

Not only because of his current white-headed ghost costume imitating "Karl Lagerfeld", but also because he should be the first tough guy in history to carry a large bag of boiled eggs to go shopping in the mall.

Compared to the strange looks from others, it is obviously the pain caused by the duodenal ulcer that makes Ziqiao more unbearable.

Besides, Lu Ziqiao is not Zeng Xiaoxian. When has he ever cared about the strange looks from others?

Yumo lowered his head to check his mobile phone, trying to judge what level of enterprise the sponsor Xiaoxian mentioned is probably: "What is Yeyexiang?"

"A kind of generic sleeping pills." Xiaoxian explained honestly.

Yifei's eyes lit up, and she suddenly had an idea and asked Xiaoxian: "The effect of that generic coffee should be to refresh the mind, right?"

"Yes. Zeng Xiaoxian didn't understand.

"If you get both of these advertising sponsorships, then listeners will call and ask you: [If I drink coffee and take Ye Ye Xiang, will I fall asleep or suffer from insomnia? ]

"How do you answer?"

"Uh..." Zeng Xiaoxian's brain is overloaded again.

As the few people walked and talked, Yu Mo had already chosen a suitable men's clothing store.

"Welcome." The waitress greeted kindly, "Excuse me, which gentleman needs to buy clothes? Do you need recommendations and introductions?"

Yu Mo shook his head: "No, we can just look around ourselves."

"Okay." The waitresses have seen too many customers who choose by themselves like this, so they all stepped back tactfully.

Yu Mo took Teacher Zeng to start choosing loose suits.

Yifei asked in confusion: "Why don't you buy a complete suit for Zeng Xiaoxian? Is it because it's easier to match them if you buy them separately?"

"No, it's because Mr. Zeng's torso is too long and his legs are too short. Almost no complete suit will fit him."

Yumo complained, "Mr. Zeng is obviously the same height as Ziqiao, but their waists are so different. In this case, it's better to buy them separately and combine them into a set of casual suits."

Hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian looked down at his short legs with a look of resentment.

In fact, the most suitable suit for him is definitely a custom-made suit, which not only looks good but is also reasonably priced.

It's just that customizing a suit takes a long time, at least it can't be done within a few days, so now I can only make do with it.

Yifei followed Yu Mo with great interest to learn about the selection and matching of men's suits. Although she can't use this knowledge now, she might use it when she has a boyfriend one day.

Although Zi Qiao had his own little thoughts, he was not shameless enough to interfere with Yu Mo's styling for Teacher Zeng.

So Zi Qiao, who was bored, looked around, and suddenly he saw a tall beauty holding a kitten walking through the door of the store.

Zi Qiao had no distracting thoughts and only one doubt in his mind.

This cat...can he do backflips at home?

With the scientific thought of solving doubts, he rubbed his hands excitedly.

Zi Qiao walked out of the store and saw a tall beauty walking into the store next door holding a cat.

He just stood at the door of the store, watching the tall beauty's next movements, and silently thinking about a suitable excuse to strike up a conversation... to verify his doubts.

Meijia and Nanfeng, who didn't know much about men's clothing and had no interest in learning about it, could only sit in the waiting area of ​​the store and wait silently.

From the moment she sat down, Meijia started taking photos while holding her elbows and pouting cutely. However, she was not very satisfied after taking photos: "Taking selfies with dogs in a men's clothing store always feels like there is no atmosphere."

"Everywhere you take selfies, you take selfies. Why do you have to separate the occasions?" Nanfeng asked Meijia from a distance.

The reason why the two of them are so far apart is not that Nanfeng and Meijia need to keep distance, but that Nanfeng and Jianghouzi need to keep distance.

Selfie master Chen Meijia shook her head and said, "You don't understand this, right? If you can take a selfie regardless of the occasion, then why don't I take pictures with Jianghouzi at home?"

“The most important thing about taking a selfie is the atmosphere of the scene, for example, the same girl takes a selfie in school.

“Do you think it’s more interesting to take a selfie of her wearing a school uniform, or a selfie of her wearing a mom outfit?”

"I think it would be most interesting if my mother wore a school uniform and took a selfie with her son who just graduated from high school." Nan Feng replied with a clear mind.

Meijia: (⊙⊙)?

Meijia: w(Д)w!

Meijia silently approached Nanfeng: "Tell me the truth... Do you have any ulterior side jobs?"

The corner of Nanfeng's mouth twitched: "Do you think I still need to rely on that kind of side job to make money?"

"That's not necessarily true. Maybe it's a personal preference." Meijia muttered.

Nanfeng stretched out his hand and knocked Meijia on the head: "Classmate Chen Meijia, please stop your random thoughts, and the pictures in your mind are almost shining on my face through your eyes."

"Oh, Yu Mo just braided my hair, please don't mess it up for me!"

Meijia protected her head and said, "I'm obviously telling you about the atmosphere. It's you who insists on going crazy on Xiaoma's literature."

Seeing that Nanfeng was about to hit her on the head, Meijia quickly changed the topic back to the main topic: "What I just wanted to say is: since Jianghouzi and I are going to take a selfie in a men's clothing store, if there is no men's clothing element, it won't be too lackluster. Feeling it.”

Nanfeng pointed at the men's clothing in the store: "There are so many men's clothing, you tell me there is no men's clothing factor?"

"Stupid, just like Bai Yueguang is not a moonlight but a school uniform with a high ponytail, the men's clothing factor certainly does not refer to simple men's clothing but to handsome and handsome boys."

Meijia also didn't expect that she would be able to teach Nanfeng one day.

Nan Feng finally understood: "Just say you want to find a handsome boy to accompany you and take photos with your dog. I'll call Zi Qiao for you."

"Call him? Then I'd rather not take the photo!" Meijia looked at Zi Qiao standing at the door of the store with a perverted expression and said with disdain, "What I want is a handsome boy, not a pervert who thinks with his lower body!"

When Zi Qiao heard this, he turned his head and glared at Mei Jia in displeasure. He was afraid that the tall beauty would leave, so he quickly turned his head back.

Nan Feng frowned: "If it's not Zi Qiao, then do you want Teacher Zeng to take pictures with you?

"Don't make trouble. Teacher Zeng is busy being a model for Yu Mo right now. He doesn't have time to take selfies with you."

Meijia: "...What I want is not a handsome guy like Teacher Zeng!!!"

"That's weird, you don't want Zi Qiao, and you don't want Teacher Zeng, so how can we get the handsome ones here..."

Nan Feng looked at Mei Jia's hopeful eyes and then reacted. The corners of his mouth twitched, he pointed at himself and said.

"So...you want me to take a selfie with you?!!"