The Dog-Licking Villain only Wants to Live in Obscurity, but the Heroine Doesn't Follow the Routine!
Chapter 168 He Is Really Right
Hua Xuening seemed to be in despair. She was like a baby abandoned by her parents.
"Young master doesn't want me anymore! It's all your fault!"
Lu Chengwen turned around and moved her sword away: "Calm down first. Didn't I ask you to go shopping with Sister Shihan? Why did you come back at night?"
"Can I still go shopping?"
Lu Chengwen smiled: "What did you buy?"
"I want you to take care of it!"
Lu Chengwen said: "Xue Ning! That's too much! You are my maid and my guard now. You have to be obedient. You should treat me with the same attitude and method as you treat your young master! "
Hua Xuening pouted: "But...but...but people feel disgusted when they see you! I always want to stab you to death with a sword!"
The muscles on Lu Chengwen's face were twitching.
Heart said:
【This girl...how cute! No turning around at all, no need to hide your secrets from her. 】
[She can’t hide her thoughts either. She just says whatever comes to her mind and takes whatever she hears seriously. 】
【You want to stab me to death, right? I disagree. 】
Lu Chengwen said: "That's right... It's good for young people to have dreams, but don't rush for success."
Lu Chengwen hugged her and confided:
"Xue Ning! Look, you have been following me for a few days. What do you think of me?"
"Rubbish."
"Trash...trash?"
Hua Xuening thought that Lu Chengwen didn't understand, so she explained patiently: "I despise you, think you are disgusting and perverted, and make so many girlfriends quarrel. I want to stab you to death with a sword, and then make up for it." Sword, and then use a knife to cut your..."
"Okay, okay, I get it."
"Uh..." Lu Chengwen said: "If you don't say anything else, just tell me whether I'm handsome or not!"
"ugly."
Lu Chengwen pointed at himself: "Me? I'm not much prettier than Long Aotian? Am I ugly? I... I'm ugly? Don't you know what ugliness is?"
"Of course I know. Our young master is good-looking, but you are ugly."
"me……"
Hua Xuening thought that Lu Chengwen didn't understand, so she explained patiently again: "It's ugly, ugly, and disgusting. I feel like vomiting when I see you. I want to beat you down, stomp on your face with the soles of my shoes, and then use a tractor to crush your face." Go over and then..."
"Okay, okay, I understand." Lu Chengwen could only make up for it by himself: "Xue Ning is still so honest, but what do I do to you? You speak with your conscience!"
Hua Xuening's bright eyes squinted 45 degrees and thought for a moment: "It seems okay?"
Lu Chengwen was overjoyed: "Right!?"
"Yes! It's really possible!" Hua Xuening jumped a little and said, "You don't even let me work, and I'm not polite to you at all, and you don't care about me much, and you don't tell me anything about me. I don’t understand the truth.”
"So!" Lu Chengwen said, "Are you happy to follow me?"
"unhappy."
"unhappy?"
"I still want to follow the young master." Hua Xuening lowered her head, then suddenly raised her head: "Lu Chengwen, tell me, if I cut off your head and give it to the young master, will the young master be happy, and then kill me again?" Under his command?"
Lu Chengwen was speechless for a long time, not knowing how to reply to her.
"Xue Ning! Do you want to return to your young master?"
"think!"
"How much do you think?"
"Would never dream of it!"
“Are you willing to put in the effort, hardship, sweat, and endure pain and suffering?”
"I do! I do!" He raised his sword and said, "Even if you let me hack you to death, I am willing!"
Lu Chengwen pressed her sword awkwardly: "Okay! She is indeed the heroine I admire, amazing!"
"Really? Do you appreciate me?"
"Of course!"
Lu Chengwen said: "Think about it, what can you do to make the young master happy?"
"I don't know." When she mentioned this, she lowered her head in despair.
"Let me give you an analogy. Your young master asks you to buy soy sauce. What should you do at this time?"
"Buy soy sauce! Buy it seriously."
"Right!" Lu Chengwen said: "But as long as one person can do such a small thing as buying soy sauce, right? Even a nine-year-old child can buy soy sauce. It's not difficult, right?"
"um, yes."
"Let's increase the difficulty! Your young master asks you to kill someone, a bad person, a very, very bad person. What are you going to do?"
Hua Xue Ning pulled out the sword and stood on her head with her pretty eyebrows: "Kill him!"
"Put the sword away first. I feel dizzy when I look at it." Lu Chengwen said: "Yes, this is much more difficult than making soy sauce. When you make soy sauce, you have completed the task assigned by the young master. By killing a person, you have also completed the task assigned by the young master. Task, but which one of these two things do you think makes the young master happier?"
"Of course it's killing! It's very difficult!"
"In other words, the more difficult it is for you to complete the task assigned by your young master, the happier he will be, the more he appreciates you, and the more he feels that he can't do without you, right?"
"Yes! That's the truth!"
Lu Chengwen said: "Then let's increase the difficulty! Let you kill someone, but this person is very powerful, very, very powerful..."
"I'm not afraid!" Hua Xuening pulled out the sword again with a swipe.
"Put it away, put it away, be good." Lu Chengwen said: "Does this make the young master feel that he can't live without you more than killing an ordinary bad guy?"
"Yeah! That's right! What a pity, where can I find such a person? Alas? Are you this person?"
Hua Xuening was about to draw her sword, but Lu Chengwen held down her little hand: "I'm not! Just listen to me."
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"That is to say, the more difficult the task is, the more it proves that you are powerful, capable, and loyal, and the young master will like you more. This is an incremental relationship, right?"
"Hand... hand what?"
"Increase means to keep... improving, getting bigger, especially big... just like the time I took you to drink milk tea, smoothie! Remember? There are small cups, medium cups, large cups and extra large cups..."
"Ah, I understand! The small cup is used to fight soy sauce, the medium cup is used to kill bad guys, the big cup is used to kill those who cannot be killed by others, and the big cup is used to kill bad guys with high martial arts skills!"
"That's right!"
"What about the extra large cup?"
Lu Chengwen smiled and pointed at himself.
Hua Xuening immediately opened her eyes and pulled out her sword: "I knew it was you!"
Lu Chengwen said: "You're not killing me! You..."
Lu Chengwen shouted: "Hand over the sword, hand over the sword!"
"No! I still have to kill you, this extra-large sand cup!"
"Can you please listen to what I have to say before you draw your sword? Leave it to me! I won't lie to you, leave it to me!"
Lu Chengwen took her sword, threw it on the sofa from a distance, and walked toward the corridor inside with Hua Xuening in his arms.
"Xue Ning, think about it, among the tasks assigned to you by your young master, is protecting me the most difficult for you?"
Hua Xuening almost cried and nodded vigorously: "Yes!"
"Isn't it the most painful!"
"yes!"
"Isn't it what makes you feel the most uncomfortable!"
"Really are!"
"Is it that you are asked to kill a particularly difficult bad guy, a martial arts master, and you are not afraid of it, but that you are asked to protect me and be my maid, do you find it more difficult, more painful, and more difficult to accept?"
"That's right! What should I do?"
"Silly? What did I just tell you?"
Hua Xuening herself began to recall: "The bigger the cup..."
"It's not milk tea, it's a mission!"
"Oh, the more difficult the task, the more painful the task, the more difficult it is for others to complete..."
"How about it?"
"If I finish well, the young master will be happier, trust me more, and... appreciate me more!"
"So, you should..."
"I should protect you well! Take care of you! Listen to you and be your maid and guard! Be loyal to you and never let anyone hurt you!"
"Even if Long Aotian comes to beat me personally, you should still..."
"Kick him to death!"
"right!"
"Oh! That's not right!" Hua Xuening was confused: "Why did I hack my young master to death? Wait, I'm a little confused, let me think about it..."
"It was our young master who asked me to protect you. If someone kills you, I have to kill him to ensure that you are fine; but if the person who wants to kill you is my young master, I have to kill him if I want to complete the mission of the young master. Damn my young master; but then I won’t have a young master! But if you don’t listen to him and fail to protect you, the young master will be angry, hate me, be disappointed in me, and let me go far away ; If I protect you and kill the young master, the young master will not be angry, disappointed, or hate me; but... my mind is so messed up!"
"Xue Ning, there is a problem here that you have forgotten!"
"what is the problem!?"
"Can you kill your young master?"
Hua Xuening shook her head: "You can't be killed, the young master is very powerful, much more powerful than me!"
"So! If you can't kill him, if he kills me, you try your best to protect me. If you can't kill him, he will feel your determination, will, and powerful ability to protect me, as well as your loyalty! Yes! Wrong? Do you think that’s right!?”
"That's right! I can't kill him anyway! If he wants to kill you, I will try my best to stop him and kill him as much as possible! Because I can't kill him, but it will make him like me, recognize me, and then kill him. I asked you to go back and be his maid, Konoe! I understand!"
The stone in Hua Xuening's heart fell to the ground, and she suddenly thought of a question: "Hey, but what if I..."
"Xue Ning, let's just think about it here!" Lu Chengwen said: "What happens next is too complicated.
We just need to understand clearly and thoroughly understand the principles before us, and then resolutely implement them. Neither you nor I can figure out what happens next. Only a big shot like your young master can figure it out. right? "
Hua Xuening said coyly: "You have spoken a human word."
Lu Chengwen said: "You have to believe that your young master had deep intentions in asking you to stay and protect me. It's useless for you to worry about gains and losses. Just listen to him obediently. Now you listen to me. That's fine. As for how things will develop in the future, your young master knows it well. Will he give you to me like a big deal and ignore you? "
"No, no, my young master is neither evil nor will he ignore it."
Hua Xuening breathed out, looked back at Lu Chengwen, and patted Lu Chengwen on the shoulder with appreciation: "I found that you still have some advantages!"
"Oh, you're welcome."
Lu Chengwen smiled: "Xue Ning, actually you are not stupid at all, you are very smart."
"Really?"
"Of course, look at this truth. As soon as I tell you, you will understand it immediately!"
"Yeah, actually I think I'm pretty smart."
"Of course!"
Hua Xuening was very satisfied with herself: "Okay! From today on, I, Hua Xuening, will be Lu Chengwen's guard and maid. I will listen to Lu Chengwen and protect Lu Chengwen. Even if my young master wants to attack you, I will hold him and hack him to death." He is determined to kill him! Eh? Where is my sword?"
Lu Chengwen was standing in the living room at this time, threw Hua Xuening's sword to her, and shouted with a straight face: "Hua Xuening!"
Hua Xuening caught the sword and was stunned.
Lu Chengwen glared: "That makes sense!"
"Oh." Hua Xuening quickly knelt down on one knee: "Xue Ning is here!"
Lu Chengwen said solemnly: "My first order, starting from today, in this room, you are not allowed to draw your fucking sword casually! Did you hear it!"
Hua Xuening immediately said resolutely: "Xue Ning will obey President Lu's orders! Never disobey!"
Lu Chengwen gritted his teeth and muttered in a low voice: "Damn girl, why the hell can't I manipulate you?!"