Chapter 1351 Neutral Raising

"What! You cut off both of our penises?"

Beast Boy and Blue Beetle exclaimed in unison. They covered their crotches in unison, crossed their legs and shook their heads while retreating: "No, no, no... don't!"

The shouts of the two of them attracted the attention of Dick Grayson, who was practicing. As the big brother and team leader, Dick quickly ran over to understand the situation.

"There's no other way. Who told you that your qualifications are so poor that you still want to get a quick start?"

Damian held a sharp knife and pressed forward step by step: "How can you gain power beyond the peak of humanity without paying a small price? I have tried my best to help you minimize the damage. You really don't have to be afraid."

"Robin, please help us, your brother is crazy again!"

Seeing Dick coming over, Beast Boy and Blue Beetle seemed to have seen their savior, crying for help from him.

"What's going on?" Dick frowned: "Didn't you say that training will not cause health risks?"

"I did not break my promise. It would not have caused any health risks in the first place. Anyway, after practicing every day, I would help them take them back perfectly without affecting their fertility."

Damian shrugged and said, "Moreover, just like muscle fibers become thicker when they are broken and reconnected, and bones become harder when they are folded and regrown, the benefits they don't understand at such a young age will definitely be appreciated by their girlfriends in the future!" Come on, take off your pants and let me cut you. My technique is very professional and I guarantee that it will be clean and neat, and you won’t even feel any pain.”

"What, you have to cut it every day? How scary!" Blue Beetle and Beast Boy were still dodging with their legs crossed: "It will definitely have a psychological impact on us. What if there is a psychological disorder?"

Damian said seriously: "With your qualifications, other martial arts are very slow to develop, and you are unwilling to endure hardship and struggle, so what is the use of the Teen Titans keeping you? My father spent a lot of money just to raise a bunch of gangsters. Are you going to eat waste and wait to die? As the legitimate heir of the Wayne family, I have the right to deal with bad members in the family business!"

Having said this, the black-haired boy paused and emphasized loudly: "In short, if you don't endure hardship and struggle, you are not worthy of being my Damian's brother, so don't blame me for expelling you from the team! You can go home and be pampered. , you simply cannot shoulder the responsibility of protecting the earth!”

These words left Blue Beetle and Beast Boy speechless, but they still didn't want to suffer every day, so they turned their pitiful eyes to Dick for help.

"What kind of evil martial arts do you have to cut off your penis to practice?" Dick asked doubtfully, "Can't you practice it without cutting it off?"

"You can practice without cutting!" Damian replied.

Blue Beetle and Beast Boy's eyes suddenly shone with hope, but they heard Damian continue: "However, if the mental state is not cultivated enough, people who cannot achieve the goal of being without desires and desires, and with a heart as calm as water, will end up with distracting thoughts and burning hearts after practicing. The body developed severe symptoms of bipolar disorder and schizophrenia. The more he practiced, the more crazy he became. Finally, he completely lost his mind and became as aggressive as a rabid dog until he went crazy and died! Control your inner restlessness and avoid going crazy.”

"However, even if you cut off your penis to practice, and then continue it after practicing,

When you are facing an enemy in a battle, you would perform such weird martial arts. Wouldn't it be because you still have a penis that you will become obsessed with it? "

Dick had just received Damian's introductory guidance on internal energy. He had a certain understanding of the magical Chinese internal energy and knew some internal energy rules and terms. He was also a very smart person and he clearly pointed out the "cutting off and then continuing the practice" by inferences. disadvantages.

"Isn't that simple?"

Damian said confidently: "I have already figured out a solution. I will design a mechanical device for the crotch of their combat uniforms, which can cut the penis with one click, relieve pain, stop bleeding, and preserve the severed penis. The operation is completed automatically. When they are about to fight, they can just shout "Transform" and they can turn into eunuchs in one second. When the battle is over, they can come to me to take JJ back, which will not affect the battle and life at all. "

"Please, teach us other martial arts. Even if the training speed is slow, it is better than having to cut your penis every day and cut your penis before fighting!" The two miserable children said with a cry: "Let's work hard. Isn’t it okay to cultivate and never be lazy?”

"The "Sunflower Book" I want to teach you will be effective within a hundred days, allowing you to gain magical martial arts with high-speed and extraordinary power that is close to the primary speed force!"

Damian shook his head and said: "Teaching you other martial arts, with your terrible qualifications, even the lowest level of Five Mountains introductory swordsmanship, you have to practice hard for at least ten hours every day, and persist in practicing for ten or eight years. If you make some progress, even if you complete it ten years later, the improvement in combat power will be better than nothing. Then I might as well recruit some well-qualified teenagers from ordinary people to join the Teen Titans and replace members like you two who have no improvement potential. ”

"In short! The superhero team is not an after-school hobby club. Even heroes who are interested in it must at least sacrifice their hair to join." Damian said extremely seriously: "You are not willing to give anything, why do you get the honor of being a hero? Halo, either you quit the Teen Titans or you accept my training, there are only two choices!"

Dick wanted to speak for the two little brothers, but was speechless by Damian's well-founded remarks. He couldn't say that the Teen Titans were just a place for children to play. There was no need to be strict in management, as long as everyone was happy.

Batman has received a lot of criticism for being a vigilante in Gotham City. Superman’s good deeds are always criticized by the media. If the superhero team treats the city as a playground and this profession as a child’s play, it will lack professionalism and sacrifice. That's insulting the name of a hero.

If Dick just excuses Beast Boy and Blue Beetle and lets them join the team without learning martial arts, it will violate the original intention of establishing this team, and he himself will not be able to pass this level.

"Will it really affect your health if you cut and then reconnect your penis?" Dick's attitude became a little relaxed and he asked in a low voice.

"Frankly speaking, it will have more or less psychological impact."

Damian didn't lie to him. He said: "But the society in the country of Hope is very tolerant now. Many parents of celebrities say they want to 'raise their children in a gender-neutral way.' They do not regard 'neutralization.' Treating "girlyness" as a bad character trait and placing too much emphasis on cultivating boys' masculinity is not in line with the mainstream values ​​of society! As representatives of justice, children's idols, and teenage superheroes, shouldn't they set an example? ?”