After My Voice Was Eavesdropped, I Became the Favorite of the Imperial Court

Chapter 244 (Second Update)

Boom——

The noise came from the northeast.

An evil cultivator is transmitting a message to the monks: "It's not good, it's not good, something is coming out of the ground, everyone, run away." 〗

The evil cultivators quickly flew away from the sound.

Boom——

The master of Rakshasa Palace flew and asked via voice transmission, "Does anyone know what corpse rice and corpse water are?" These two things can deal with monsters. 〗

Someone quickly replied: "I have corpse water, but no corpse rice." 〗

The leader of the Heavenly Demon Sect asked, "What kind of corpse water do you have?" Isn't it the water flowing from the corpse? 〗

〖Yes, do you want it? 〗

〖The so-called corpse water should not be real corpse water. Everyone, think about what corpse water is, otherwise everyone may die in the hands of monsters. 〗

Everyone also became anxious.

The monsters on the ninth floor are too much for them to bear, let alone the tenth floor, which will kill them.

〖What kind of water can there be if the corpse water is not the water flowing out of the corpse? Isn't it the water flowing out of human corpses, but the water flowing out of animals? 〗

〖What is corpse rice? Rice rolled over by corpses? Who has this thing? 〗

〖Don't hide it secretly. Use all the corpse water and corpse rice to deal with the monsters, otherwise everyone will die. 〗

〖I don’t have a private collection, I have real corpse water, but if you say it’s not this kind of corpse water, then I don’t know what it is. 〗

〖I think we can try it with real corpse water. What if it works? 〗

boom--

Everyone heard the explosion and looked towards the sound. A huge monster with a height of 100 feet emerged from the ground and panted. It seemed that because it had just woken up and was not accustomed to the surrounding environment, it did not attack others immediately. After breathing again, Finally, it looked around blankly.

〖Sir, what kind of monster is this? It looks like a mouse, but not like a mouse. The ears are very big, and the teeth exposed outside the mouth are also very long. The whole body is covered with sharp thorns, and even the tail is full of thorns. 〗

〖From your description, it sounds a bit like the legendary flying spiny rat. 〗

〖Flying agouti? 〗

〖I have read an introduction to flying spiny rats in an ancient book, but they became extinct millions of years ago, so they should not be flying spiny rats. 〗

〖This is a secret realm, what is impossible? 〗

〖Did you read in ancient books how to deal with flying spiny rats? 〗

〖No. 〗

〖That’s it. 〗

〖Let’s quickly think about Shi Shui and Shi Mi. 〗

〖I'll give it a try with real corpse water. 〗

An evil cultivator took advantage of the monster's daze to sneak up behind it, then poured corpse water on its back, and then quickly escaped from the dangerous place.

The monster noticed that its back was wet and looked back, but couldn't see it. It dipped its tail into the water on its back and then handed it to it. The disgusting smell made it frown.

It looked up at the sky, but there was nothing there. Then it looked around, and saw a small shadow going away.

Suddenly, its eyes turned red and it opened its mouth full of sharp teeth angrily.

〖It’s over, it doesn’t work, and I suppressed my anger. 〗

〖It seems to want to kill people, everyone, run away. 〗

〖Grandma, what on earth are corpse water and corpse rice. 〗

〖How about not counting it as a hexagram? 〗An evil cultivator who knew the art of divination asked.

〖Then why don't you do some divination and see if we can survive today? 〗

〖I mean, do you want to do a divination to see what corpse water and corpse rice are? 〗

〖Can this be divined? 〗

〖I don’t know, but you can try. 〗

〖Then why don’t you take action quickly. 〗

〖I need to find a place to hide and meditate on divination, and I also ask everyone to lead the monster to the south. 〗

〖We will try our best to hold it back. 〗

The master of the Tianmo Sect sent a message to everyone: Do not attack it with spells or magic weapons when holding it down, otherwise it will wake up more monsters. 〗

〖knew. 〗

The monster raised its giant tail and swept towards the evil cultivator who sprinkled its corpse water.

The evil cultivator who sprinkled corpse water hurriedly avoided it. "Ah, its tail is so long. I could fly thousands of feet and still be able to sweep it away. It's so scary." It's better to find a place to hide. 〗

〖The one who said he wanted to have a divination, has the divination been done? Go faster. 〗

The monster didn't hit anyone, so it swung its tail again, but the other person was already hiding.

It narrowed its eyes and jumped forward, reaching a height of several hundred feet and a distance of thousands of feet.

boom--

The ground on the tenth floor shook violently.

〖Ah ah ah, it's coming after me. 〗

〖I can’t run away, I can’t run away, I can only hide. 〗

When it saw the evil cultivator escaping in a hurry, it whipped out its huge tail.

The evil cultivators quickly escaped, landed on the ground, and then found a place to hide their figures.

The monster became angry when he saw no one.

It swung its tail wildly toward the ground.

Bang bang bang——

The ground was smashed to pieces.

The evil cultivator who didn't hide away was unfortunately hit.

Fortunately, they were of a high level and wore defensive equipment and affixed many defensive talismans on their bodies. Moreover, the monster might not have reached its maximum strength because it had just woken up, so even though they were hit, they were not killed. .

But if someone with a low level is hit by it, they will definitely die.

Rumble——

The ground shook again.

〖Strange, didn’t the monster move? Why is the ground shaking again? 〗

〖There won’t be a second monster awakening, right? 〗

〖An animal as big as just now will definitely wake up the second monster. It's over. It's hard enough for us to deal with one. If another one comes, we will definitely not survive. 〗

〖Brother divination, have you done your calculations? If you don't come out, everyone will die. 〗

〖Forget it, figure it out. 〗The monk who had been doing divination before finally spoke up.

Everyone was very excited〖Say it quickly, what is it? 〗

The evil cultivators of divination said it was feces and urine. 〗

The combination of corpses and rice is not only shit, but also the combination of corpses and water is urine. They didn't even guess such a simple thing.

Suddenly, there was silence.

Immediately afterwards, the sound transmission exploded.

〖Uncle’s, it turned out to be feces and urine. 〗

〖Why didn’t I think of that? 〗

〖It’s easy to deal with monsters if you know how to deal with them. Before everyone wakes up other monsters, quickly use feces and urine to deal with it. 〗

〖Yes, kill the monsters with feces and urine, otherwise we will die. 〗

〖Yes, if anyone has poop or urine, kill it. 〗

〖I don’t have any poop or urine. 〗

〖I don’t have any poop or urine either. 〗

〖Me too. 〗

〖I do not have either. 〗

〖Nothing? 〗

There was another moment of silence.

Then, they discovered something serious.

They are immortal cultivators, and they will not excrete since they have already avoided the valley.

〖Ahhhhh, I can't poop. 〗

〖Ahhh, me too, I can’t urinate, what should I do? 〗

〖Who can poop and pee? 〗

〖I don’t even eat, my stomach is empty, how can I have a bowel movement? 〗

〖Please pee——〗

〖Unexpectedly, the things we lack most are these ‘mundane things’. 〗

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