Chapter 138 I Really Want to Send a Million Troops to Destroy Her

【whee. 】

A familiar laughter rang in the ears of the emperor and the officials.

Tianqi and the governor, who had not gone far, stopped and looked in the direction of Mu Mansion.

Sure enough, he was drunk.

But they saw that she looked quite sober, not drunk.

The civil and military officials who had just laid down to sleep suddenly sat up after hearing the familiar laughter, and the ladies lying beside them were startled.

Mrs. Zuo Xiang said angrily: "Why did you sit up suddenly?"

The left minister asked: "Did you hear laughter?"

Mrs. Zuo Xiang listened carefully and said, "No."

"Listen carefully, it's a girl's laughter."

Mrs. Zuo Xiang listened carefully again, but still did not hear the laughter: "Did you hear it wrong, or it was the laughter coming from our daughter's yard. Are you going to sleep or not? If you don't sleep, I'm going to sleep." .”

Left Prime Minister: "..."

He was certain that the sound was definitely not coming from his daughter's yard.

【whee. 】

The Prime Minister Zuo pushed his wife: "Here it comes again, here it comes again, you really didn't hear it."

"No." Mrs. Zuo Xiang pulled up the quilt and covered her head.

Left Prime Minister: "..."

It seems to be Mu Nanjin’s voice.

Is she going to drink again?

But didn't he send ginger tea to her to relieve her hangover?

Why is she still drunk?

The Right Chancellor became even more depressed.

He gave me fruit wine, how could he still get drunk?

Could it be that Mu Nanjin didn't give him face and drank other wine?

The emperor's mood was not much better.

Even though they had given a large table of hangover-relieving dishes, why was Mu Nanjin still drunk?

He really wanted to rush to Mu Nanjin and ask her what kind of wine she drank tonight. Why was it so strong?

【whee. 】

The emperor rubbed his head: "Stop it, my hair is tingling."

The queen was also a little scared: "This...is this what Mu Nanjin feels like?"

"If it wasn't her, who would come to our palace and laugh?"

The queen thought about it too.

The emperor said angrily: "I really want to send a million troops to destroy her."

The queen couldn't help laughing: "It's not that serious, is it?"

"If she exposes my secrets, do you think it's serious?"

Queen: "..."

【I want to tell you a story...】

The emperor and all the civil and military officials immediately collapsed.

Come, come, let’s talk.

I just don’t know who to talk to this time.

Some officials clasped their hands and prayed: "Don't ever say anything about me, never say anything about me..."

Some officials were about to cry: "Can't you just let me have a good New Year?"

[I’m going to say it, you should listen carefully. 】

The emperor, civil and military officials: "..."

Already listening.

[Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain. In the temple there was an old monk and a young monk. The old monk was telling a story. What did he say? He said: "Once upon a time, there was a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain. There were an old monk and a young monk in the temple. The old monk was telling stories. What did he say? He said..."]

The emperor and all the civil and military officials had black lines on their heads.

At the same time, Mu Mansion.

Heitan, Jiayin, Yang Bo, Xu Cheng, Lu Feichen, and Wu Yuan who were left behind by Mu Nanjin sat obediently on their chairs and drank wine.

Jiayin lost his patience: "Don't you have something to say to us? You should say it."

A trace of confusion flashed in Mu Nanjin's eyes: "Didn't I already say that?"

Jiayin said angrily: "You haven't spoken to us since you left us."

Mu Nanjin: "I said it clearly."

Heitan, Jiayin, Yang Bo, Xu Cheng, Lu Feichen, Wu Yuan: "..."

Who did you tell it to?

They didn't hear a word anyway.

Wu Yuan whispered to Jiayin and the others: "Is she drunk?"

Heitan followed in a low voice: "She drank a lot tonight, especially the wine at the end was very strong. She might be really drunk."

Because it was too strong, Yang Bo and Xu Cheng did not dare to drink it until later.

But Mu Nanjin was drank like water, one bowl after another was consumed.

Yang Bo stared at Mu Nanjin's face: "She doesn't look drunk."

Lu Feichen said: "Some people can't tell when they are drunk. She may be one of them."

Jiayin frowned: "Then what should we do? Continue to sit here and listen to her?"

Yang Bo stood up and said, "I'll go find her maid and help her back to her room."

Mu Nanjin said coldly: "Where are you going?"

Yang Bo said: "I'm going to find a few more listeners."

"I am coming too."

Xu Cheng stood up and pulled Yang Bo away quickly.

Mu Nanjin stared at Jiayin and the others coldly.

"I'll also help you find an audience."

Jia Yin stood up, and immediately after, a pressure came over him.

With a plop, he fell to his knees on the ground.

Hei Tan, Lu Feichen and Wu Yuan were not spared.

The three of them sat on the chairs and were almost out of breath.

The chair beneath him made a creaking sound, as if it was about to collapse at any moment.

Shock flashed in Heitan's eyes.

From his recent observations, he could see that she was quite capable, but he didn't expect her to be so powerful.

Mu Nanjin said coldly: "You want to escape?"

Jiayin opened his mouth, and it took a lot of effort to make a sound: "No, no."

Suddenly, my whole body relaxed.

Jiayin knelt on the ground and gasped for air, with a lot of cold sweat breaking out on his head.

Mu Nanjin said: "Sit back."

"yes."

Kahichi crawled back to his seat.

Lu Feichen whispered to Wu Yuan and the others: "She must not be allowed to drink again in the future."

Everyone nodded unanimously.

He has learned his lesson, why should he give her a drink?

Mu Nanjin: "Let's continue."

[Isn’t the story I told good? 】

The officials who had been hypnotized by the story suddenly woke up.

Everyone is complaining and complaining. They are fighting before their eyes. Why is it not over yet?

[Since you don’t like listening to stories, let’s play tongue twisters. 】

Tongue twister?

what game is this?

All the officials were confused and sweating.

【listen. 】

[The hanging knife fell outside the door, and the hanging knife fell outside the door. Hang the knife and throw it away. Hang the knife and throw it away. The knife drops the hanging knife. Drop the knife, drop the knife, drop the knife. Hang the knife, hang the knife. The knife fell and the door was hung. The knife fell and the door fell. The knife fell and the door fell. The knife hangs and the knife hangs upside down. Hang the knife, drop the knife. The knife falls, the knife falls! 】

[If you read it correctly, you can sleep. 】

"The knife is hanging outside the door, the knife is hanging outside the door, the knife is hanging outside the door..."

Zuo Xiang tried to recite it, but found that it was very difficult to pronounce, and he couldn't remember what Mu Nanjin said.

"If you don't sleep, why are you reciting Dao Dao Dao Dao?" Mrs. Zuo Xiang was so angry that she threw a pillow at her: "Do you believe it or not, I'll chop you with a knife?"

"..." The left prime minister is in trouble.

[The hanging knife fell outside the door, and the hanging knife fell outside the door. Hang the knife and throw it away...]

Other officials also subconsciously followed it, but they didn't read it correctly, and it made their heads spin.

Master Mu.

Please spare them.

They old bones still want to live a few more years.

[The hanging knife fell outside the door, and the hanging knife fell outside the door. Hang the knife and throw it away...]

The officials scratched their heads frantically: "Ah - I'm not alive anymore -" (End of Chapter)