Chapter 337 Healthy and Green Entertainment in Old Age

Xucheng, at the foot of Nanshan Mountain, in the residential area "Xugang Garden", office worker Xiao Chen returned home exhausted. Before he could take a rest, his husband picked up his son from school. As soon as he entered the door, he heard her husband There was a lot of shouting there.

"This child was criticized by the teacher again, saying that he did all the homework wrong yesterday! Who does this child look like? I am so smart, how can there be a child like you!"

Xiao Chen next to me looked angry. She went on a business trip for a few days and asked her husband and mother-in-law to take care of the child for a few days. When she came back, she found that her son was playing crazy. She could still finish her homework, but now she doesn't scold him. Absolutely not.

After yelling at his son for two days in a row, Xiao Chen felt that his chest was tight, he had a headache, his blood pressure was rising, and he was completely out of control.

But it won’t work if you don’t yell. It’s useless if you yell, and it’s even more useless if you don’t yell.

After dinner, I roared for half an hour when I heard the sound of horns coming from the window. In the small square downstairs, square dancing started again, and there were three or four different square formations. You dance yours, and I dance mine. Yes, the sound of trumpets was deafening, and a group of old men and women danced and danced like no one else. The scene was simply too beautiful.

"Close the window!" Xiao Chen roared angrily. Her husband was lying lazily on the sofa playing with his mobile phone, but there was no movement.

"Close the window!" Xiao Chen yelled again, but her husband just turned over.

Xiao Chen rushed to the window angrily and shouted at the bottom: "Tiaotiaotiao, why don't you jump off the building! Mom sells batches and won't let anyone live!"

"Shh!" Hearing her roar, her husband quickly grabbed her and said, "Keep your voice down, we are all neighbors. Besides, our mother is also in there..."

"They can dance, but they can't let me scold them!" Xiao Chen angrily turned around and called 110. A few minutes later, the police arrived and the music turned down a bit.

But as soon as the police left, the music immediately started to be deafening again. Even with the windows closed, the demonic sound penetrated my ears and penetrated into my head.

After a busy day at work and having to fight with her children when she got home, Xiao Chen had already lost her mind. She took the toilet cleaning liquid from the toilet, turned around and ran out: "Damn it, I'll fight you, I'll squirt." Kill you! I'll kill you!"

"Calm down, calm down!" The husband quickly grabbed him.

Xiao Chen threw the toilet cleaner on the floor with a bang and yelled at his son: "Quickly do the questions! Quickly do the questions for me!"

While fighting with his son until he was exhausted, Xiao Chen suddenly heard his husband shouting: "Come and see, come and see! There's a fight down there!"

Xiao Chen immediately jumped to the window and looked down.

The world of square dancing has always been changing rapidly. I don’t know when another square dancing team crowded into the small square. This team occupied half of the road at first, but after the police came, they could only go inside the square. Crowding, this crowding causes problems and takes over other people's territory.

Jumping and jumping, the distance between the two parties got closer and closer, and then they started to quarrel.

Xiao Chen was watching over there and heard her husband whispering: "Hit, hit hard! Beat the dog's brains out! Try harder!"

Xiao Chen knew that her husband had already reached the end of his tolerance, but because his mother was among them, he had no choice but to hold it in.

The couple is both busy at work and has no one to help take care of the children. The whole family is counting on the mother-in-law to help. The mother-in-law is going to do a square dance in the evening. What can they say?

There's nothing else to do except dance!

I can only endure it.

However, the two sides failed to get their heads out after all, and the fierce conflict ended with one side's defeat. One of the teams left the field sadly, pulling on the big loudspeaker with the marquee flashing randomly, like a defeated army, looking for it dejectedly. A new square dance territory has arrived.

But the lack of one team did not make the square quieter. The old men and women who started to draw turf again were torn into a ball in the square. Then, fearing that the sound would be different, they each turned up their music to the maximum. volume.

Old men and old ladies danced in the square.

"Go to hell! Go to hell!" Xiao Chen collapsed again, "I'll come back with sulfuric acid tomorrow and I'll pour it on you to death!"

The square dance lasted until nearly ten o'clock in the evening, and the violent fighting dance ended. It can be said that the surrounding residents were miserable.

The old men and women who had danced for two hours dragged their exhausted bodies back home, lying on the sofa unwilling to move. They felt empty, lonely and cold, and felt that their bodies had been hollowed out.

At the same time, in the manor, a group of old men and women, farmhands, were queuing up to receive tomatoes from Liu Jinge.

"Okay, let's eat." Seeing that everyone had received it, Liu Jinge waved his hand.

A group of old men and women held tomatoes, looked at each other, and then ate them carefully.

"Mmm, delicious!"

“Yummy tomatoes!”

"Is this the tomato we grew?"

After eating a tomato, Liu Jinge said: "Thank you for your hard work. The tomatoes just now are your reward. Now everyone can go back! After you go back, you only need to remember that you danced happily today. Nothing else is needed." Know."

Later, Liu Jinge exercised his authority as the general manager and "expelled everyone and erased their memories." A group of old men and women stood blankly near the stop sign for a while.

"Why are we here?"

"What did you do just now?"

"Why are you sweating all over?"

"The dancing was really exciting today..."

"Yeah, I feel warm all over my body. I haven't felt this excited for a long time."

"Ah, two hours have passed before I knew it?"

"Go back quickly! The family must be waiting in a hurry!"

Xiao Wei stared at their backs and said, "You have been busy for two hours, and you just gave up on one tomato?"

Manager Liu is so dark, so dark!

"A tomato sells for 50 yuan. One tomato every two hours is equivalent to an hourly wage of 25 yuan. If you work eight hours a day, your monthly salary is 6,000 yuan. Are you still not satisfied? My monthly salary is only 6,000 yuan!" Zhao Min, the head gardener of the manor, said, Don’t mistake tomatoes for dry food!

Is that okay? Xiao Wei felt that everyone had followed the owner's example.

But thinking about it carefully, it seems that it is really the case.

Now that these old men and women are out dancing in the square, don’t they just want to exercise? Now that the purpose of training has been achieved, and it has also helped the manor increase its output, it couldn't be better, right?

"The village master's method is really amazing!" Many servants thought about it and suddenly felt that there was nothing wrong with it!

Work on it tomorrow!

At eight o'clock the next night, when office worker Xiao Chen was having a hard fight with his annoying naughty boy, he heard another deafening sound from the speakers outside the window.

"These bastards, don't hold me back, I'll pour a basin of hot water over them to death!" Xiao Chen rushed to the window with the hot water, and suddenly heard the music and stopped.

Xiao Chen and his wife looked down in confusion and saw someone shouting something in the crowd, and then a group of old men and women lined up and disappeared into the night.

gone? Actually left?

Where did they go? Have you found a better place?

Oh my god, that's great. Go ahead and cause harm to others. God bless you, I can have a quiet night!

It's quiet outside the window, what a pleasant night!

The next second, Xiao Chen roared again: "This question is subtraction, not addition, subtraction. Do you know how to subtract? Tell me, what is 13 minus 4? Tell me!"

Xiao Chen's husband spread his hands helplessly. Even if there was no square dancing outside the window, the family would be uneasy...