Chapter 1310 Love-Zhuangism Educational Film
At the same time, on the other side of the world, in front of a movie theater in the Nut State, stood a group of people who were incompatible with the surroundings.
They were a little silent and a little serious.
Unlike the excitement on the faces of others around them, they seemed to be somewhat reluctant.
A middle-aged man with a straight waist came over, stood up straight, and said: "The theater has been arranged. It is in Theater No. 6. After everyone enters, please take your seats in order."
"Yes, sir!"
A group of people straightened their backs and responded loudly, attracting the attention of people nearby.
These people immediately stared back with extremely aggressive eyes. Several black gangsters who were usually very arrogant on the street were very unhappy. They wanted to come forward to make trouble, but they were grabbed by their friends with better eyes. , pulled aside.
"You are crazy, you don't want to die!"
"Brother, you are trying to make others more pretentious! This neighborhood is my territory!" The black gangster was very unhappy and seemed about to reach for his waist.
"Don't move!" He held him down hurriedly, "Look at their arms!"
The black gangster looked in the direction he pointed and saw a tattoo of a compass and numbers on one of the men's arms.
"That is……"
The black gangster's expression changed.
He had seen this sign before. During a street shootout, a man with this sign on his arm was protecting a woman, killed six of them, and walked away unscathed.
That night, their little street gang was almost wiped out, and he had nightmares for several nights.
From then on, he knew that anyone who encountered this kind of tattoo must remember to walk around, because this tattoo came from an overseas elite force that almost never appeared in the Nut State, and everyone was among the elite. Elite.
But at this moment, why do so many people appear in this theater?
Yes, it is said that a group of elite troops are stationed near the nearby shipyard to protect the aircraft carrier in the shipyard.
Some people say that the aircraft carrier has been stolen, so are these people free enough to watch a movie?
Although he really wanted to know, under such momentum, he could only hide aside with his tail between his legs.
Watching these people enter the theater one after another, others dared to step forward, looking at their backs, frowning and saying nothing.
In the theater, the soldiers took their seats one by one. A soldier walked at the end and suddenly turned around and asked the middle-aged man next to him: "Sir, why do we want to watch this movie?"
"Of course it's for the quota for the closed beta account, soldier."
"I understand, sir, I mean, why do we come to see it!" the soldier said.
Everyone else turned around and looked at the two people talking.
The commander glanced at his face, and then said coldly: "Obey the order, soldier!"
"Yes, sir!"
The soldier sat in the corner as ordered and looked up at the screen.
They really don't understand that if they only need their identity and their quota, they can just buy a ticket with their identity, so why should they be allowed to come and see it.
They really didn't want to see it again.
Because... they were one of the many soldiers who were tortured by the robbery team and were in a state of ecstasy.
As the most elite soldier on earth, when faced with a robbery team, he was beaten like a three-year-old child. He was unable to take care of himself. Seeing the hope of the Nut State's revival, the rust-gold aircraft carrier was removed from the army. Those who have not experienced the pain of being snatched away from your hands will never know.
For them, there is another kind of pain, that is, they were once enslaved by "Johnson" who held a magic knife. Although they were not punished afterwards, the two humiliations were like two slaps in the face. superior.
If possible, they hope to never look back on all this, and it is best to forget it.
It is a pity that in this world, many things that should not be forgotten have been forgotten, but those who want to forget cannot be forgotten.
When the theater went dark, the screen lit up, and the previous advertisements and trailers began to play, a straight-backed middle-aged man walked to the front of the screen with his hands behind his back: "Just now a soldier asked me why we came to watch this. Movie."
"Because we want to review it."
"Look at what we are like in the eyes of the enemy, what mistakes we have made, where we are not enough, and why we can allow the enemy to steal the aircraft carrier from our hands."
"Only by constantly learning from failures and constantly improving yourself can you win."
"I have a dream. I dream that one day, we can wash away the humiliation we have suffered with our own hands. We can kill those monsters with our own hands and take back our aircraft carrier!"
“So, we must study our enemies and face ourselves squarely, and our Nut State will definitely be revived!”
“God bless the Nut State!”
At this moment, the soldiers' blood boiled and they were so excited that they couldn't control themselves in the theater.
The roar of "God bless the Nut State!" resounded through the sky.
The movie started playing and the soldiers began to quiet down.
Although I still have feelings of resistance, once I have the idea that I am "studying the enemy's weaknesses", watching this movie seems not so difficult.
Although they are one of the very insignificant villains in this movie.
At the beginning of the movie, when the robbery team robbed Lanxi Prefecture, the soldiers all showed disdain in their eyes.
These trashes, their performance against the robbery team was really bad, and they were beaten so ugly.
In this disdain, there is also an inexplicable relief.
It turns out that we were not the only ones who were beaten so badly.
No, they are worse than us, we are doing much better than them! That's right!
After comforting themselves, the three members of the robbery team began to fly around the world.
"It turns out that the experimental base in Mao Xiong State is like this... tsk tsk, the combat effectiveness of these guys is really scum."
"How many places have they gone to? Wait, are they coming to our nut state?"
"These are the idiots from the second team. They were beaten so badly. If our fourth team went there, I would be much better than them!"
"This bastard Johnson dared to enslave us... But this guy was able to beat these three bastards until they ran away. Well done, Johnson! It's a pity that he died after all..."
The first half of the Robbery Squad was almost all about the Robbery Squad's unilateral killings, coolness, and various tricks.
The overall style was very relaxed until they met Johnson.
For the robbery squad, Johnson was almost an impossible enemy to defeat. The robbery squad, who was naturally greedy for life and afraid of death, started to be lazy and idle, traveling around, or staying at home and lazing around.
But at this point, the story began to change.
The enemy has begun to attack the earth, and the "Earth Guardians" are facing tremendous pressure.
Facing the enemy's ferocious attack, the "Earth Guardians" resisted with all their strength and protected the earth.
Faced with tragic sacrifices and an almost desperate battle situation, the three members of the robbery team overheard Zhuang Qian, Brewer and others discussing tactics. Only if there was a powerful firepower that could attract the enemy's firepower on the flanks would they be able to win. war.
At that moment, three cynical, even despicable guys made a decision that was almost suicidal and almost great.
Of course, this place has actually been beautified. Since this movie is called "The Robbery Squad", of course the three members of the Robbery Squad should be the protagonists.
The movie portrays the motivations of the three people exceptionally well.
As the saying goes, good people do good things, just as a matter of course.
But the four villains, who committed all kinds of evil, burned, killed, looted and took pleasure in teasing and destroying, made sacrifices for humanity and the great cause.
Then it's not a "villain", it's an "anti-hero".
Use your sinful body to do great good deeds.
At this moment, the images of the three people suddenly became great.
At this moment, almost all the soldiers held their breath.
The soldiers who had been immersed in the plot were filled with unspeakable contradictions.
They knew that the robbery team was going to rob their aircraft carrier.
This was a scene they hated to the core.
But at this moment, they understood the reason why the robbery team really wanted to rob the aircraft carrier. For such a great goal, an almost sacred reason, how could they hate it?
There was silence in the cinema.
Next, there is the battle between the robbery team and them in the shipyard.
Bloody, cruel, with countless casualties.
When San Jin and Si Liang used their bodies to block Johnson in order to save Da Zhuang, the entire movie sublimated.
"These two bastards...are such bastards! bastards!"
In the darkness, someone who didn't know who it was suddenly yelled and slammed his fist on the armrest of the seat.
When the robbery team drove away from the shipyard, everyone felt even more complicated.
hatred?
besides.
angry?
It didn't dissipate either.
But something is different.
"This is a good ship, we must... make it work..."
Watching the aircraft carrier gradually disappearing from the edge of the camera, in the depths of the sea, almost every soldier in the theater was thinking silently in their hearts.
If it can really protect the earth and mankind, what if we are just hateful villains?
We must save the earth!
Next, the soundtrack composed of gunfire and explosions of the robbery team rang again, and the camera changed rapidly. Sparks and lightning flashed all the way, and the robbery team burned, killed and looted everywhere. They robbed and made the aircraft carrier stronger and stronger along the way.
And that weird weapon, with its special ability to illuminate someone's pregnancy, made these Nut State soldiers angry, funny, and helpless.
Damn it, this is the best aircraft carrier in our nut state, it’s not for you to breed with!
Robbery all the way, fight all the way, grow all the way, until the final decisive moment arrives.
The almost desperate battle between Zhuang Qian and the giant robot is not the main plot in "Robbery Squad". The main plot of "Robbery Squad" is the attacking force they held back.
"Heist Squad" is positioned as a somewhat nonsensical movie, and because of their non-lethal weapons, the whole scene becomes particularly joyful.
By impregnating the enemy, weakening the enemy's combat effectiveness, and even inciting the enemy to rebel, the drama makes people laugh no matter how many times they watch it.
Until the last scene of the movie, when the "Youyuan" finally broke through the enemy's defense line and rendezvoused with the Yunshang Palace, and the writer defeated the giant robot, the entire cinema was silent for a moment, and then burst into applause.
The soldiers were all excited. At this moment, they forgot that these people were actually their enemies, the people they wanted to defeat.
They were immersed in the victory of the "Robbery Team" and the "Youyuan", unable to extricate themselves, and even burst into tears.
Because at this moment, what moved them was not the victory of the robbery team, but the most fundamental reason why they decided to join the army and defend it with their lives.
That is to protect the world and make it better and safer!
After watching a movie, even though there are still some knots in my heart, the hatred has disappeared.
At the end of the movie, it's a farce.
Those fallen dragonmen who had been made pregnant by the Youyuan ship chased Sanjin and Siliang until they had nowhere to escape.
"Help! Help!" The ugly face weighing three pounds was fixed on the screen.
Even a hero who saves the world can't handle the love between his son and his daughter.
All of this is always so disappointing.
In the theater, the curtain slowly darkened.
The soundtrack of guns exploding plays and some of the main credits emerge.
It appears above:
"Friendly performance: XX Marine Corps from Nut State; XX Military Police from Lanxi Prefecture; XX Special Forces from Maoxiong State."
Looking at these words, everyone present felt dumbfounded.
In the end, will you still be teased?
Can he even be included in the main cast and crew?
But in the blink of an eye, the roaring gun sonata gradually dispersed, and low, sad, and long music sounded.
A photo emerged.
"Always remember, our comrade, General Jin Jia of the Rabbit Dragon Divine Guard, we miss you."
On the screen, there is a serious-looking golden-armored rabbit dragon man, holding a spear and looking firmly into the distance.
"In the war to protect the earth, Jin Jia sacrificed himself and ushered in victory for us..."
Then another photo, another Rabbit Dragon.
"Always remember our comrades-in-arms, our friends, the Tulong people..."
"Always remember..."
In the darkness, the air suddenly became stagnant.
It was so quiet you could hear a pin drop.
"Stand up!" An order sounded, and with a roar, everyone stood up.
"Hat off!"
The soldiers quickly picked up their hats and held them in their hands.
"salute!"
There was a sound, uniformly.
The entire theater was extremely solemn.
At this moment, there was no hatred or anger in the hearts of these soldiers.
Only a noble belief echoed.
Some sacrifices should always be remembered.
It doesn't matter if he is human or not, or even an enemy.
Because they died for the greatest cause of mankind.
Because it is their sacrifice that makes us what we are today.