Chapter 57: Encountering Pirates at Hongze Lake
"Do you know the Great Joy Bodhisattva?"
"Yes, I heard she is a big fat woman.
Speaking of this, Ding Baiyun couldn't help laughing, obviously imagining the scene of You Longsheng and the Great Joy Bodhisattva standing together in his mind.
At this time, Ding Chengfeng, Ding Baiyun, and You Longsheng had left Cangjian Villa and were walking on the way to Dingjiazhuang, Hebei.
They planned to visit Dingjiazhuang first, and then take a boat through the Grand Canal to go south of the Yangtze River.
Blowing the warm wind between spring and summer, I felt refreshed.
But the Great Joy Bodhisattva is by no means a pleasant topic.
Hearing Ding Baiyun's words, You Longsheng sighed, "That's just the imagination of some people who haven't seen her. In fact, she is not a big fat person."
"She is not a big fat person?"
"No." You Longsheng shook his head, "She is simply a meat mountain."
Ding Chengfeng and Ding Baiyun turned back together, "Meat mountain? "
You Longsheng nodded, "She is very tall and has a lot of flesh. If she is less than 800 kilograms, I will eat the sword in my hand."
Ding Baiyun's eyes were straight. She couldn't imagine what a person weighing 800 kilograms would look like. You know, she was already very tall and only weighed a little over 100 kilograms.
Ding Chengfeng couldn't believe it either, "800 kilograms?"
"800 kilograms."
"Can she still walk and perform martial arts?" Ding Chengfeng said in disbelief, "She needs 16 people to carry her, right?"
"But she is one of the best masters in the world." You Longsheng said, "Her lightness skills are definitely not inferior to anyone in the world."
"Impossible!"
"Those who don't believe it are either dead or become his male favorites." You Longsheng said, "So there are not many rumors about her in the world."
Ding Chengfeng asked curiously, "Then how did you know?"
"I went to Kunlun this time and met my master. "You Longsheng answered irrelevantly, but Ding Chengfeng and Ding Baiyun already understood everything.
Tianshan Xueyingzi is of course also an extremely terrifying swordsman. It is of course normal for him to understand the Great Joyful Female Bodhisattva.
"But... male favorite, what male favorite?" Ding Baiyun asked blankly.
You Longsheng glanced at Ding Baiyun, "Don't you know that her favorite thing is to take the men she likes as her male favorites, let those men put on makeup and serve her like concubines?"
Ding Chengfeng and Ding Baiyun were stunned.
"When she is happy, she will reward those male favorites with a few pieces of leftover roast chicken, and those male favorites must show a particularly happy, particularly happy, and particularly honored expression, otherwise they will die."
You Longsheng said lightly, "So, do you know how vicious a curse you said yesterday was? "
Ding Baiyun thought about the picture in You Longsheng's words and almost blurted it out. He couldn't help but said timidly, "I, I don't know either... Yes, I'm sorry..."
You Longsheng curled his lips, "I told you in advance so that you can be mentally prepared in advance. If you really encounter it, don't spit it out."
Ding Chengfeng's face turned pale, "How did those men endure it?"
"Of course it's because they are afraid of death." You Longsheng thought for a while and said, "Or they endure humiliation and wait for an opportunity. "
The predecessor certainly belongs to the second type, but if it weren't for Li Xunhuan, he would have been crushed to death by the Great Joy Bodhisattva before he had the chance.
...
Perhaps because he knew the inside story of the Great Joy Bodhisattva and felt that his previous words at Cangjian Villa were a bit too much, Ding Baiyun rarely choked You Longsheng in the following trip, and took the initiative to serve them tea and wine.
Within two days, they passed through Taihang Mountain and arrived in Hebei.
After visiting the old patriarch of the Ding family, they came to Cangzhou, boarded a passenger ship heading south, and headed south along the Grand Canal.
But they did not stop without stopping. Traveling in the world of martial arts is of course not just walking, sightseeing, no, traveling in the world of martial arts to experience the world is the purpose, so they often get off the boat, visit the local area, buy some specialties, and see some scenery.
So, they walked for a full half a month before they arrived at Hongze Lake.
"What a big lake!" You Longsheng exclaimed, "Don't say Shanxi, there is no such a big lake in the whole north. "
Ding Chengfeng nodded in agreement, "The scenery in the south of the Yangtze River is very different from that in the north."
"By the way, I heard that the Eagle Claw King of Huaixi is an old friend of your Ding family?" You Longsheng turned around and asked, "Why don't you go visit him?"
Ding Chengfeng was speechless, "Huaixi is Huaixi, Huai'an is Huai'an, and the two places are at least a thousand miles apart..."
"Who is the local force in Huai'an?" You Longsheng asked.
"The biggest force, of course, is..."
Ding Chengfeng looked at the seven or eight small boats that rushed out of the reed marsh, "The seven villages of Hongze Lake are bandits."
Seven or eight small boats rushed out, and did not pay attention to the small passenger boat of You Longsheng and the other two. Instead, they paddled quickly and headed for a large ship not far away.
The large ship was ten feet long and wide enough for horses to run. It was painted with tung oil, decorated with green gauze, and had carved beams and painted rafters, exuding a sense of refinement and luxury.
Ding Baiyun stood up and held the hilt of the sword, "Do you need help? "
You Longsheng also looked at Ding Chengfeng. Although he had traveled for a year before and then traveled tens of thousands of miles, Ding Chengfeng was definitely better in terms of experience in traveling around the world.
Ding Chengfeng shook his head, "Let's see. The person who owns this big ship is definitely not an ordinary person."
As soon as the words fell, a flute sounded on the big ship.
Even in the vast lake and the fierce shouting and killing, the flute sound was still clear and transparent, and it spread far away. Even You Longsheng and others could hear it clearly, which shows the profound inner strength of the flute player.
"Master!"
The next moment, the figures on the boat gathered, and four sword-wielding figures wearing black clothes and feather crowns suddenly appeared on the deck, and chopped down all the robbers who flew onto the boat.
"Taoist?"
"Female crown?"
The three people saw clearly that the four figures in Taoist robes were all women, and each of them was beautiful and bright, all in their twenties.
But their martial arts were not weak at all. Those water bandits who were rampant in the lake were not their opponents at all. The dozen people who took turns to attack them could not survive three moves under their hands.
"Let me do it!"
A loud shout sounded, and a big man holding a nine-ring knife suddenly stopped, flew into the air, and flew onto the boat. At the same time, he used a cloak to swipe the two long swords that attacked him and rushed into the cabin.
But the next moment, he flew backwards in the air at a faster speed than when he came, spurting blood, and then fell straight into the lake.
"Third boss!"
"Hurry up and save the third boss!"
"It's a tricky trick, retreat, retreat, retreat!"
The pirates were in chaos and dared not attack the big ship again. After rescuing the big man, they hurriedly scattered.
You Longsheng shook his head, knowing that they were doing useless work because the big man was already dead in the air.
However, the two boats that had just failed to rob were in a panic and actually drove towards You Longsheng. Seeing the three people still leisurely, several pirates were furious.
The two boats approached immediately, and three big men came up with swords, "What are you looking at? You're looking for death!"
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