Chapter 118: Spaghetti Needs to Be Mixed with No. 42 Concrete

Yan Guang racked his brains to record this damn video of evaluating the toilet seat, and even conducted an actual test in the toilet.

But no matter how long he tried to make up the length, when it reached about thirteen minutes, he couldn't edit it anymore.

Just for such a product review, my entire video account was suspended for more than 20 days. It is difficult not to understand that it was the leader's deliberate attempt to make things difficult.

Sure enough, just as I guessed, the salary of 9,600 yuan is not easy to earn.

If the video is not released, no matter how much this salary will be deducted, there will be a big question mark as to whether I can keep my job next month.

For this reason, Yan Guang did not even perform his "proper" work as a spy.

"No, the boss of the company has personally urged me to send the video. If I delay it any longer, there will definitely be no good results."

"Even if the water is hard, I have to get rid of this video within this week..."

Thinking about it, Yan Guang turned on the video recording, and continued filming the previous content.

Yan Guang held the toilet spatula in his hand, his face was calm, and he introduced him in a serious manner.

"...The above is the basic function of this toilet raker. I believe everyone has a comprehensive understanding. But, why should I evaluate this product that looks not much different from other toilet rakes?"

After saying this, Yan Guang took a deep breath and began to say seriously:

"Although some people think that pasta should be mixed with No. 42 concrete. Because of the length of the screw, it can easily affect the torque of the excavator. You know, right? When you smash it in, it will produce A large amount of high-energy protein, commonly known as UFO, will seriously affect economic development and even cause certain nuclear pollution to the entire Pacific Ocean and the charger. Furthermore, according to the Pythagorean Theorem, you can easily infer that captive-bred monarchs Tantin can capture wild trigonometric functions, so this and this... well, regardless of whether Qin Shihuang's section is radioactive or whether Planck's nth power contains precipitates, it will not affect this Wal-Mart and Welcome Meet at the South Pole.”

After finishing this paragraph in one breath, Yan Guang took a deep breath again, with the expression on his face still serious.

"However, I disagree with this view. I think you should add 95# gasoline when eating pizza, and it should be added to the bottom third of the test tube. This is done so that the Lagrange point can be at the Einstein mass. You can find your own Tropic of Cancer in the equation..."

Yan Guang just started talking nonsense, like a patient who had just climbed out of the fence.

There was really nothing to say, so Yan Guange, who was pushed to the limit of his skills, got bold and came up with such a trick - after 13 minutes of boring introduction to the toilet pusher, he went crazy in the last seven minutes. Talking nonsense.

Then in the last 30 seconds of the video, it returns to normal content.

According to his opinion, it is absolutely impossible for anyone, including his own leader, to survive a 13-minute introduction to the toilet pusher.

They just want to check the video, and after watching it for a few minutes, they probably won’t be able to watch it anymore.

Even if there is a very serious leader, after watching the previous content, he still has to read the back. In the last 30 seconds, he also restored the video content to normal. As long as nothing unexpected happens, no one will be able to detect his little trick of pouring water in the middle. .

"As long as the leader doesn't notice my little tricks..."

"At least he can't deduct my salary because I didn't make the video as he requested."

As for such a video, you don’t need to think about how dismal it is to be played.

"Anyway, it's a video made according to the leadership's request. Even if the number of views is low, they can't fire me directly. The most they can do is deduct my salary."

Yan Guang comforted himself in his heart, put away the video equipment, and took out his mobile phone.

After working in the company for so many days, I should be able to do spy work.

To be honest, Yan Guang's impression of Kuoguang Company is quite good over the past few days. Whether it is the various benefits or the working atmosphere, it makes people forget to leave.

At least much better than any company he has ever worked for.

It would feel pretty good if I could be a normal employee in this company with peace of mind.

pity……

At my level, I'm afraid I'll be fired next month - for this toilet pusher review video, the creative incentive income will not exceed fifty yuan at most.

Yan Guang has made such a video this month.

According to the contract, only 20% of the fifty yuan belongs to the company.

The company received ten yuan, but it had to pay the employee a salary of 9,600. As long as the leader was still in his right mind, he would never fail to send a dismissal letter to that employee.

It is definitely a certainty that he will be fired next month.

Taking some photos, exposing the dirty stuff about Kuangguang Company, and earning a salary of 3,000 yuan is the only thing he can do now.

Apart from helping Yue Mansion with some dirty work, he seemed to have no other value.

The only problem now is that it’s hard to find dirty information about Kueiguang Company—a few leaders are basically invisible and don’t lecture much. Even when they do speak, most of them are urging employees to get off work quickly.

Needless to say, the working environment is such that even if you look for it with a lantern, you won’t be able to find any dark spots.

I thought it could be used as an employee code of conduct as a black mark, but the results turned out to be okay...if the photo was posted online, it would definitely be said that it was hired by Kuangguang Company.

Not to mention the labor contract. With a contract like this with a high base salary and high commission, even Yan Guang himself felt a little sorry for the company, let alone the online public.

"Then try your luck in the kitchen of the staff canteen..."

Although the staff food looks very luxurious, it is normal for things like the kitchen to be unclean.

Many well-known large chain restaurants, large company cafeterias and even school cafeterias have been exposed to hygiene problems in the kitchen, and Kuangguang Company may not be an exception.

If there is no problem with the staff canteen's kitchen, then think of other solutions.

After putting down the toilet lever and adjusting his camera app, Yan Guang suppressed the panic in his heart and quietly left the toilet.

After looking around and finding that the boss and other employees were working at their work stations, Yan Guang tiptoed to the employee canteen.

The cleaner aunt is taking a rest, the two chefs are massaging in the massage room, and the 75-year-old security guard is not looking here...

good chance!

Yan Guang had secretly figured out the layout of the canteen a few days ago. Now he was familiar with the road. He raised his mobile phone, turned on the video function, and walked to the back kitchen of the employee canteen while recording.

He pushed open the heavy metal door and was stunned by what he saw.

The kitchen was spotless, all the pots and pans were neatly arranged, and there was no trace of oil or dirt. The kitchen utensils are all made of high-grade stainless steel and sparkle.

In the glass freezer, all kinds of fresh ingredients are sorted according to type and color, without any odor or deterioration. Various food safety and hygiene management certificates and signs hang on the wall, and a large screen displays the temperature and humidity in the kitchen.

Yan Guang felt like he had walked into the kitchen of a five-star hotel rather than an ordinary company canteen.

He never imagined that even the kitchen at Kuaiguang Company was so perfect, which left him speechless.

He held his cell phone, trying to find some black spots that he could take pictures of, but found that what he took were all the good points of Kuai Guang Company.

"This...how is this possible?"

Yan Guang felt panicked, knowing that he had failed again this time.

He quickly put away his cell phone and prepared to leave the kitchen.

In fact, in his heart, he had already developed a heartfelt resistance to the task of smearing Kuangguang Company.

Why should such a company be slandered and abused online?

And he was still slandered by a company like Yuefu.

Just then, he heard a crisp "click" sound.

There was a sound of brisk footsteps behind him.

Yan Guang felt his whole body tremble, and his heart beat rapidly.

Someone actually came in at this time, what should I do? !

The fact that I took pictures must have been discovered. What excuse should I use to explain my motives? Will others believe my excuse?

"Well, new colleague? Are you taking pictures of the canteen too? What a coincidence." Ruan Min'er's voice came from behind, "Have you finished taking pictures? I happen to be taking pictures too."

"Huh? Huh?" Just when Yan Guang thought he had been caught, he saw Ruan Min'er coming up from the side, holding a mobile phone in his hand and taking pictures of the kitchen chef.

What's happening here? !

Yan Guang was stunned.

In just over twenty days since he entered Kuoguang as a spy, his understanding of the world has been constantly refreshed.

After taking a few photos, Ruan Miner uploaded them on WeChat so generously, and then sent a voice message to her mobile phone: "Dad, did you see it? This is the chef of the company cafeteria, I told you The job I’m looking for now is very reliable, why don’t you believe it!”

"Our boss recently gave me a very important project. I don't want to go back to do business with you!"

"Don't worry! I'm an adult!"

After sending three consecutive voice messages, Ruan Min'er turned around and gave Yan Guang an apologetic smile, then walked to the warehouse where snacks were stored and took a bag of potato chips away.

As if she was afraid that Yan Guang would misunderstand, Ruan Miner also explained a few words: "Sister Wen asked me to bring this to her, not because I want to eat it!"

"If you want to eat, you can take it yourself. These are all allowed by Mr. Yang."

After saying that, Ruan Miner, who was running around during working hours and even brought a bag of potato chips with her, walked out of the kitchen so generously... walked out...

Yan Guang looked at the video on his phone that had not stopped recording, and for the first time he suddenly felt that he was really nothing.

Discredit a company that refuses employees to work overtime, and criticize a company that has such good welfare benefits and always considers its employees.

Let all these enthusiastic and kind-hearted employees fall into the storm of public opinion...

Just because three thousand a month is so cheap?

(Today’s update of 10,000 words~)