Chapter 389 A Wonderful Misunderstanding
As soon as Wang Ye arrived at Biyou Village, the villagers responsible for the reception came to inform Zhang Fang. After Zhang Fang learned the news, he did not delay at all and took Zhuge Qing to look for it together. , nor did twenty minutes pass.
But in this short period of less than twenty minutes, this guy actually fell asleep sitting on the ground under a big tree!
It was simply the sound of snoring and chirping of birds, and the noses were soaked with snot.
What a sweet sleep!
After Zhuge Qing woke up Taoist Wang from his dream by poking his nose with a dog's tail grass, Zhang Fang finally formally introduced himself to the two of them: "To be honest, I am the person responsible for the 'Jiashen Rebellion'. Among the 'Eight Wonderful Techniques' that were born, he is the successor of "The Hundred Refinements of Divine Machinery". But the "Eight Wonderful Skills" I have mastered are not just "The Hundred Refinements of Divine Machinery"."
Just when the two of them were slightly surprised, Zhang Fang stretched out a finger and waved it gently in front of him, and an upright "Five Thunder Talisman" was carved into the afterimage of his arm.
The next moment, the talisman was activated and turned into a bright white lightning, which shattered a stone the size of a millstone thirty meters away.
Seeing this situation, Wang Ye and Zhuge Qing were both shocked at the same time. The former couldn't help blurting out the name of this magical skill: "Tiantian Lu!?"
Zhang Fang smiled softly, and with a flip of his wrist, he took out the Yitian Sword. As the pure Qi of the "Secret of Immortality" was injected into it, the sword immediately let out a refreshing sound. Immediately afterwards, Zhang Fang flipped his wrist and turned the blade over. Then with a sharp stroke, he cut a half-foot-long and half-inch-deep wound on his left arm.
In fact, with Zhang Fang's current skill, coupled with the abnormal sharpness of Yitian Sword, even an arm forged from hundred-refined steel would definitely be better than the one that was cut off directly by the sword just now.
However, despite taking into account the "Super Endurance" and "World-Destroying Demonic Body", Zhang Fang's physical body's defense was too high. Even though he spent a lot of effort, he only left a moderate wound. .
But the depth of the wound itself is not the point.
As Zhang Fang put away the Yitian Sword again, the wound on his arm had healed rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye. After only two seconds, the wound had been completely healed, and even the slightest trace of injury was gone. Nothing left.
Seeing the confused looks on the two warlocks' faces, Zhang Fang continued: "This is the 'Liuku Immortal Thief' among the 'Eight Wonderful Skills'. After practicing to a certain level, not only can you possess abilities unimaginable by ordinary people, It can even extend your life by improving your body’s strength and recovery capabilities.”
"I dare not say that true immortality is possible. At least if the life span is doubled or tripled, it won't be a problem."
After showing enough capital, Zhang Fang slowly opened his arms: "Now, I formally invite Taoist Wang, and I also invite Brother Zhuge again. As long as you are willing to join us, or do your best to help me complete the most important task in the world." Big weapon refining."
"You can choose any one of the three 'Eight Wonderful Skills' I have mastered!"
When Wang Ye and Zhuge Qing heard this, they almost couldn't believe their ears.
All the major forces in the world were desperately fighting for the "Eight Magic Skills", even beating people's brains into dog brains to snatch them away. How could he so easily agree to teach them to others?
At this time, I heard Zhang Fang continue: "My suggestion is that Taoist Wang Ye can choose "Liuku Immortal Thief", because a strong body can help you better bear the burden caused by your methods. As for Brother Zhuge, it depends on which stunt you are more interested in."
Zhang Fang's suggestion also woke the two people up from their initial shock.
Among them, Wang Ye was the first to speak, saying in his lazy tone: "I'm afraid, Master Ma, you want to exchange this for my means? In this way, you only need to make deals with a few more people, and you can get All the 'Eight Wonderful Skills' are available, but each of us can only get one from you."
"No!" Zhang Fang shook his head decisively: "I am not interested in the methods of warlocks, or in other words, I do not have the talent in that area. Things that are not suitable for me will be useless even if I get them. "
After a slight pause, he added: "However, the weapon refining work I want to complete requires the ability of a warlock to be perfected. Therefore, I sincerely invite you two to join us and help me complete that work."
This time, before Wang Ye could say anything, Zhuge Qing spoke first and said: "Instead of painting a pie for us, shouldn't you first fulfill your previous promise? Where is your promise? Where is your Ruhua? "
"It turns out that Brother Zhuge still misses Ruhua." While speaking, Zhang Fang had already taken out a bite bag.
Open the lid, flip the outlet, and inject real energy. After doing everything smoothly, an ugly puppet wearing gray coarse clothes and trousers, with a bun hairdo, and red spots on his face, like a silly girl, appeared. in front of two people.
Seeing this, Zhuge Qing immediately came closer to observe carefully. At the same time, he deliberately put on an indifferent attitude and said: "Is this the Ruhua after you improved it? Does it look the same as the original version? Could it be that internally? , have any new features been added?”
"There are no new features added." Zhang Fang said calmly: "Because this is the original version of Ruhua. The reason why I took it out is just for the convenience of you two, and you can intuitively compare it with the new version. It’s just a comparison.”
While speaking, Zhang Fang had already put away the original bite bag, took out another one, and "poured out" a girl with a beautiful face and an equally impeccable figure.
But I saw that this woman had delicate skin, exquisite facial features, and a pair of big, clear and bright eyes, which seemed to possess the magic power that could reflect people's hearts.
Her hair is long and straight, tied up at the waist with a hairband.
The most commendable thing is her perfect body proportions. The places that should be big are big and the places that should be small are small. She wears a white short shirt on her upper body, which only covers her large forbidden parts, revealing the smooth body underneath. It is flat, but the delicate lower abdomen with mermaid lines is faintly visible.
Under the black boxer shorts, there are two round and slender thighs. The black stockings reach the knees, and the top is slightly sunken into the "meat". On her feet, she is wearing a pair of red sneakers, and the black fists she carries in both hands. The sets complement each other.
Seeing such a stunningly beautiful and dashing woman, Wang Ye and Zhuge Qing couldn't help but widen their eyes.
At this time, I saw this beauty calmly putting her hands behind her back, holding each other, and leaning her upper body slightly forward, making the two forbidden objects in front of her look even more majestic. A pair of big, smart eyes glanced at the two of them, and a soft and waxy voice came out of his mouth: "Mr. Zhuge, King Wangdao, hello! My name is Tifa, nice to meet you."
Seeing this incredibly beautiful girl in front of me, not only does she look like a real person, she can even speak human words...
Wang Ye, Zhuge Qing: (ΩДΩ)
After a long while, Wang Ye was the first to react from the shock and said with a slight stutter: "Ma Xianhong, do you know that human trafficking is illegal!"
"Haha!" Hearing what Wang Ye said, Zhang Fang couldn't help laughing: "Daozhang Wang, you are so funny! You can take a closer look, or you can reach out and touch it. Its skin is made of silicone by me. It’s because the workmanship is more refined, and as for the voice, I added multiple functions such as language, movement, and expression functions on top of the original ones.”
While speaking, Zhang Fang had once again injected Qi into the capsule, and he "poured" all kinds of "beauties" out of it one after another. He introduced them in a leisurely manner:
"This one with blonde hair looks like the good girl next door. Her name is Alice."
"The one with black clothes and white hair and his eyes covered with a black cloth is called 2B."
"This long-legged lady with hot weapons is called Bayonetta."
"This one is all blue and looks most like a puppet. The one with these four arms is called Lani."
"There's also King Ada, Fireproof Girl, Laura, Mai Shiranui, Chun-Li, Asamiya Athena..."
More than twenty beauties with different shapes appeared in front of the two of them.
Zhang Fang continued: "After I updated the Ruhua, there was no improvement in combat effectiveness. I just added some interesting small functions to make them more human-like and capable of doing many tasks that were originally difficult to do well. That’s all. Even if you two have any physical needs that need to be addressed..."
"Well, in that case, you need to use some lubricant, but don't worry about these, they will give voice reminders when needed."
Hearing what Zhang Fang said, Wang Ye and Zhuge Qing couldn't help but look weird.
Zhang Fang suppressed his laughter, put on a "I'm serious" look, and continued: "Now, please choose the one you like among these puppets to take care of your daily life. Bar."
After hearing this, the two young masters in the alien world couldn't help but start to look carefully around a large number of charming puppets.
They did this not because these two guys are LSPs. In fact, for alien masters like them, the "technical content" of these puppets themselves is definitely more attractive than the beautiful skins.
At first, the two people's movements were relatively cautious. After gradually accepting that these beauties with different apricot colors were indeed just puppets and inhumans, their movements gradually became bolder.
While observing, he got closer and even tried to reach out and touch some places that he was more interested in, such as Tifa's gloves.
After looking around, Zhuge Qing, who always squinted his eyes, finally stopped in front of the Type 2B puppet. When she turned to look at Wang Ye, she found that he was staring at a girl wearing a casual jacket with a green tights and eyes that were as green as crystal, with a curious look on her face, and looked at her carefully.
Seeing that the workmanship of the "puppet" in front of me is obviously much more delicate than similar works, and there are even small flaws in some subtleties that only humans can have, I can't help but feel even more curious. He tried to reach out his hand and pinched the other person's face. He couldn't help but exclaimed:
"Okay, Ma Xianhong. The puppet you made is exactly like a real person. Even the touch and body temperature are no different from a real person!"
While speaking, he turned his hand again and tapped the girl's elbow lightly. The girl's arm shook uncontrollably. This reaction shocked Wang Ye even more: "It, its unconditioned reflex after the acupuncture points are stimulated is exactly the same as a real person!?"
At this time, I heard the girl reply softly: "Your body temperature and touch are no different from those of a real person."
Wang was also even more shocked: "She can still joke. No, you must be controlling her to say such things to tease me, right?"
Zhang Fang ignored Wang Ye's inquiry and turned to the green-eyed girl and asked: "Chen Duo, why are you here?"
It turns out that this green-eyed girl is not a puppet that Zhang Fang took out of the sac. But Chen Duo came here quietly without knowing when.
She looks cute in person, and she is a girl with almost no emotions or expressions. Standing with a lot of fat and thin puppets, it is indeed easy for others to misjudge her. Just like that, Wang was caught inexplicably.
Hearing Zhang Fang's inquiry, Chen Duo remained expressionless and replied without any fluctuations in his tone: "Just now Huo'er asked me to help her check the core of the self-cultivation furnace. Sure enough, some problems were found, but now they have all been solved. Lost."
"Huo'er is handling the final restoration work. Let me tell you that the core will be repaired and put back into use in half an hour."
After hearing the questions and answers between Zhang Fang and Chen Duo, Wang Ye knew that he had mistaken the real person for a puppet, no matter how slow his reaction was. Now, his expressions are extremely rich, and he is so embarrassed that he can dig out the three rooms and one living room with his toes at any time.
At this time, Zhuge Qing on the side said unceremoniously: "This girl Chen Duo obviously just came here. Lao Wang, are you admitting your mistake on purpose just to take advantage of this girl?" Bar?"
Hearing Zhuge Qing's unceremonious sarcasm to his face, Wang Ye really wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl into it.
It’s over! Barbie is Q!
The society is dead!
Zhang Fang saw all this, but couldn't help but cheer in his heart.
This misunderstanding was such a coincidence and so great!
Originally, he really didn't have any good ideas for Wang Ye, a guy who had no desires or desires. If you want to make the other party obediently submit and help while ensuring your own bottom line, the difficulty is not ordinary. It is at least two levels higher than the difficulty of conquering Zhuge Qing.
But with this misunderstanding, Wang Ye is bound to feel a little guilty about Chen Duo. As long as he adds fire to this aspect and makes good use of it, Wang Ye can definitely help him obediently!
Thinking of this, Zhang Fang tried hard to control his expression so as not to let the other party see that he was gloating about his misfortune.
At the same time, he changed the subject in a calm tone and said: "The self-cultivation furnace that Chen Duo talked about is the perfect weapon that I want to ask you two to help perfect. However, it will take a while before the furnace can be used. There happens to be another person in the village. , I would like to ask to see you two..."
As he spoke, he turned to look at Chen Duo and said, "Please make another trip to bring Liu Dang here."