Chapter 418 What? Is "The Lonely Warrior" A Children's Song? (Two Chapters in One)
What?
What the hell is this?
Liu Yongchang felt that he had lived for most of his life and had seen countless ridiculous things, but none of them combined were as ridiculous as the scene he saw today.
I can't even eat.
Just less than a minute.
The room they were in was filled with children both inside and outside.
The whole damn thing is no more than ten years old.
Outside sentence: "I love you walking alone in a dark alley."
There is a sentence in it: "I love you without kneeling."
Then.
There is another sentence in it: "I love you and face despair."
The next sentence immediately followed: "I don't want to cry."
crazy.
Silly.
Liu Yongchang had no idea how he finished the meal afterwards. Anyway, he could swear that this meal became the most unforgettable meal in his life, but also the most confusing meal he ate.
I returned home confused.
Liu Yongchang always felt that he was dreaming.
So he took out his mobile phone from his body and called Yang Xiao, preparing to talk to the other party about this matter.
soon.
The call is connected.
But it was not Yang Xiao who answered the call, but his son.
Liu Yongchang asked in a kind voice: "Yangyang, your dad..."
But Yangyang shouted: "Secret code!"
Liu Yongchang was stunned: "What's the secret code?"
Yangyang: “I don’t even know the password, so I’m dead.”
Liu Yongchang was stunned for a long time, but because he was tortured by the songs sung by those children during the meal today and almost lost his mind, so he asked tentatively: "Do you love you and walk alone in a dark alley?"
"The code is correct!"
Yangyang turned around and shouted: "Tell dad, Uncle Liu's phone number!"
Yang Xiao: "..."
Liu Yongchang: "..."
The two of them were on the phone, speechless.
After a while.
Liu Yongchang lamented: "Isn't it too outrageous?"
Yang laughed on the verge of tears: "It's even more outrageous than the sun coming out of the west."
Liu Yongchang still refused to give up: "Maybe it was just an accident?"
Yang Xiao: "Accident? Look online!"
Liu Yongchang was stunned.
After hanging up the phone, he quickly turned on the Internet.
online.
There was already an uproar.
"What's going on? My brother suddenly sang "The Lonely Warrior"?"
"Huh? Your brother is singing too? My brother is the same way."
"It's strange. There are also many children here, and they are suddenly singing this song."
"what's up?"
"Yes, why are there so many children singing it? Is it because of the meaning of this song that some schools have specially organized for them to learn to sing it?"
"It's very possible, otherwise it would be too outrageous."
"..."
At first, everyone didn't take it seriously.
I even feel that a few children singing "The Lonely Warrior" are just the result of some schools' deliberate teaching.
However……
Soon, the rumors were debunked.
A primary school teacher: “We have never had a music teacher teach this song in our school, but many children suddenly know it and don’t know where they learned it.”
A kindergarten teacher: "Which kindergarten teaches "The Lonely Warrior"? Even adults can't sing this song well. How can we teach it to children between three and six years old?"
A parent: "I have four children, ranging from kindergarten to sixth grade. All of them can sing "The Lonely Warrior". I asked them just now. No one has taught them this song, and they don't know how to sing it. Where did I learn it? Anyway, I learned it from my classmates."
No one teaches.
Why the hell do so many kids suddenly become good at it?
What the hell? !
However, adults today still only believe that this phenomenon is just an accident, and that such an incredible phenomenon occurred only under a specific environment and due to specific reasons.
After all, what do a group of children know about "The Lonely Warrior"?
Many of the little ones are still wearing diapers.
Do you know how to say "I love you and walk alone in a dark alley"?
But.
The speed at which things developed next began to make parents, teachers, the entire entertainment industry, and even the billions of people in China question life.
On the first day, only a few parents found their children singing "The Lonely Warrior".
But by the second day, this phenomenon had become common.
Many netizens said online that their children suddenly knew this song.
Very strange.
But apart from being a little strange, everyone still remained calm.
After all, adults have seen so many things that this little thing is not worth mentioning.
But starting from the third day.
On Douyin, funny videos of children singing "Lonely Warrior" have emerged from all over the country.
Some were recorded by parents.
Some are uploaded by children themselves.
As for the comment section, netizens laughed crookedly.
"Hahaha, who taught you this?"
"Do they know what a lonely warrior is?"
"I don't know anything, but I still act like I'm not kneeling."
"It's so funny. Maybe some parents were infected by Wang Mo's speech and taught "The Lonely Warrior" to their children."
"That's most likely the case."
Until the fourth day.
It's like a spring breeze.
Quantitative changes lead to qualitative changes.
Across the country, almost all kindergartens, early childhood education institutions, and primary schools...the voice of "The Lonely Warrior" rang out.
When people wake up from their sleep, they almost think that the world has changed.
Beijing.
A certain kindergarten.
A group of children who couldn't understand what they were saying were singing loudly on the playground.
"I love you walking alone in a dark alley."
"I love the way you don't kneel down."
…
Magic City.
A certain elementary school.
During recess time, groups of children gather together.
"I love you and have faced despair."
"I refuse to cry."
…
Yangcheng.
Somewhere on the way to school.
Usually children hold hands with their parents and jump to school.
But today is different.
The children here say: "I love your tattered clothes."
The kid over there immediately answered: "You dare to block the gun of fate."
Then the two sides started singing duet across the street.
…
Pengcheng.
Star City.
From big cities to small cities, from urban areas to suburbs, from suburbs to rural areas, from prosperous areas to remote places, from east to west, from south to north, from home to school, from buses to subways, as long as there are children The song "The Lonely Warrior" rang out everywhere.
As if overnight, the entire China has been drowned in the songs of children.
This scene is no less popular than the square dance that became popular in China overnight.
Even this time, it was even worse!
After all, Auntie’s square dancing only happens in squares and communities.
But this time, the children’s singing was so pervasive!
Songs of "I love you and walking alone in a dark alley" are popping up in homes large and small, in all public places, and even in the toilet at home, wherever children can get into.
Even when taking a bath, a child can burst out with "Fight? Fight, with the humblest dream...".
Even, it’s not just limited to offline.
Online, tens of thousands of children took their parents' mobile phones and posted their own singing of "The Lonely Warrior" on the Internet, and started asking for likes or PK mode.
online……
Douyin fell.
Station B fell.
WeChat fell.
Offline...
The family fell.
Kindergarten collapsed.
Elementary school collapsed.
The mall collapsed.
Exploded!
The whole network was completely blown up!
On Weibo, netizens were already in a state of shock.
"Crazy people, meet here!"
"You idiot, meet here!"
"coming!"
"coming!"
"The world is taken over by children?"
"Holy shit! What's going on?"
"What the hell, why are there kids everywhere singing "The Lonely Warrior"?"
"I'm going to choke you up. When I woke up after a nap, the entire internet was flooded with "The Lonely Warrior"?"
"No, why are all the children around singing 'I love you and walking alone in a dark alley'?"
"Around? Brother, you have become too small. Is there any child in China who doesn't know this song?"
"Not only do they know it, but they all know how to sing it!"
"Can you believe it? My one-and-a-half-year-old brother, even his parents can't understand, can actually sing "The Lonely Warrior".
"I believe it! Because I also have such a brother in my family."
"..."
The netizens were all blown away, and each one was so shocked that they almost lost consciousness.
too crazy.
How ridiculous.
Naturally, the trending search exploded.
["The Lonely Warrior" is popular all over China and is loved by hundreds of millions of children]
[In a few days, "The Lonely Warrior" conquered Chinese children]
["The Lonely Warrior" has become a common password for children under the age of ten]
[Kindergarten children: You can’t even sing “The Lonely Warrior”? 】
[This song even surpassed the spread speed of "The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style" and "Little Apple"]
[Children all over China are singing "I love you and walking alone in a dark alley"]
Every netizen who saw these hot searches thought he was dreaming.
What happened?
This world has become incomprehensible to them.
Until another hot search came out and quickly reached the top of the list.
This hot search topic is: [Is "The Lone Warrior" a children's song? 】
Once the topic was posted, it spread all over the Internet like the autumn wind sweeping away fallen leaves.
All netizens who saw these words had their brains buzzing.
Children's song?
Don't be ridiculous!
A well-known blogger: "What a god! "Lonely Warrior" is a children's song? This song, which is known as a tribute to unknown heroes and has touched millions of people, is actually a children's song?"
A certain big V: "Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! This shocked my second uncle and his uncle! If someone had told me a few days ago that "The Lonely Warrior" was a children's song, I would have given him a thumbs up. But. Now, facing the fact that hundreds of millions of children across the country are addicted to this song, and facing the current situation that countless children are obsessed with this song, I can't say a word to refute it."
A certain singer: "Maybe we are all wrong. We are just looking at the problem from an adult's perspective, so of course we feel that "Lonely Warrior" cannot be a children's song. But in the eyes of children, maybe their perception is not So, judging from their thinking, it’s a children’s song!”
As soon as these words came out.
Netizens echoed one after another.
"That's for sure."
"It makes sense. From a child's perspective, maybe it's a children's song."
"It was our understanding that was wrong."
"Although it feels a bit outrageous, this explanation is indeed the most tenable."
Yes!
A big departure.
They never dreamed that "The Lonely Warrior" was actually a children's song!
then.
As a result, something happened that shocked the entire Internet: It turned out that Wang Mo did not go off topic! What he sang was really a children's song!
"Damn it, Wang Mo is awesome."
"Wang Mo, you really make me admire you so much."
"This time everyone thought Wang Mo gave up the game for the sake of justice. Now we know that he integrated the justice and the game together."
"I'm still confused right now. How can "Lonely Warrior" be a children's song?"
"I can only say that Wu Yan is a god-like figure."
"Faced with a very rare question, Wuyan directly responded to Wang Zha."
"..."
Even the impact of this children's song far exceeds the influence of any children's song in history.
Never before has a children's song made children across the country so crazy.
There are thousands of children's songs. Have you ever heard of other children's songs that can make hundreds of millions of children crazy like "The Lonely Warrior"?
No!
Not even one tenth of the influence.
Even those children's songs that were sung in the past, many children are too shy to speak except when they are sung at school. Where can I sing as freely as "The Lonely Warrior"? Has it even become their bragging rights?
…
In the entertainment industry, many singers and songwriters have been shocked to death.
A certain group of songwriters.
"Children's song?"
"Hahaha, children's song!"
"I want to cry. I have been writing songs all my life, but I don't even notice that it looks like a children's song at all."
"It's not even an ordinary children's song, it's a children's song that can make countless children crazy and obsessed. This is what shocked me."
"It seems that we are falling behind and cannot keep up with the times."
…
A group of singers.
"No, why?!"
"It feels like my three views have been subverted."
"Who isn't?"
"I am a great singer and have sung countless classic songs, but the combined data of all the songs is actually not as good as one children's song."
…
Wang Mo’s fan base.
"Brother Mo is invincible!"
"Brother Mo has conquered the music world."
"Hahaha, that's awesome. My admiration for Brother Mo is like an endless river, or like a flood that is out of control."
"I have already said that you only need to have full trust in Wang Mo at any time."
…
Black alliance group.
Although the members in the group had already deeply admired Wang Mo, this time everyone was still shocked.
Ye Yuanhang: "Well, I always thought Brother Mo was in the atmosphere, but it turns out he has already reached the cosmic level."
Fu Zhuang: "It's so funny. Those people keep saying that Brother Mo gave up the game for the sake of justice. Now they are probably all ashamed and want to commit suicide."
Hao Mingxing: "I don't blame them. It's really that Brother Mo's move this time is too profound. No one can see through it."
Su Xueyao: "That's true. In fact, I still don't know why "The Lonely Warrior" is so popular among children."
In fact, Su Xueyao's words are also doubtful to countless people in the industry.
why?
Why is "The Lonely Warrior" so popular among children?
A group of senior researchers started a long speech again.
Similarly, it’s like studying why “The Way You Were” became the song for resigning, studying why “Uneasy” became a hit even without a song, studying why “The Most Dazzling National Style” and “Little Apple” became the song for square dance...etc. The same thing happened, and in the end they didn't figure out the reason.
I just came to a conclusion that will remain unchanged for thousands of years: as long as the song is written by Wang Mo, it cannot be judged by common sense. Any song that everyone cannot understand, Wang Mo can turn it into something magical.
Some people even boasted: Even if Wang Mo writes a piece of shit, you can treat it as gold, and it’s guaranteed to be true.
Okay, this is obviously a bit much.
It was most likely said by Wang Mo's idiot fans.
…
Mango station.
Today is already Wednesday again.
It’s time for the next draw.
Everyone gathers.
However, everyone in the recording hall looked at Wang Mo as if they were looking at a monster.
Director Zhao Quan's heart was in turmoil, or it could be said that his heart had never been calm in the past few days.
Originally, Zhao Quan thought that if Wang Mo was given a question like that, he would most likely have no choice but to admit defeat. But when Wang Mo sang "The Lonely Warrior", Zhao Quan secretly praised Wang Mo for using the most appropriate method to resolve the awkwardness of the question. In this way, under the influence of the positive energy of "The Lonely Warrior", he believed that even if Wang Mo went off topic, the public would choose to forgive him.
This time, in Zhao Quan's opinion, Wang Mo's ability to do things was perfect!
As expected in the follow-up, "The Lonely Warrior" had a huge impact and made Wang Mo win a great victory. It even made Liu Yongchang and Yang Xiao take the initiative to give up their victory this time.
Wang Mo is probably the only one who can make the winning side feel embarrassed.
But when Zhao Quan secretly praised Wang Mo's resourcefulness, he discovered that "The Lonely Warrior" suddenly became a children's song!
He felt that his world view had collapsed.
The most common questions that have come to Zhao Quan’s mind these days are:
Is this okay?
Is this okay?
Could this be a children's song?
A song that praises unknown heroes, a positive song praised by countless netizens in China, and even praised by the state media, is actually a children's song?
Of course, Zhao Quan was just shocked and confused.
Liu Yongchang and Yang Xiao, who were sitting next to him, felt hot on their faces after seeing Wang Mo, and they wanted to dig a hole and crawl in.
The two of them had lived for most of their lives, and they probably had never been so embarrassed.
Recalling that two days ago, the two of them even told Wang Mo via video that they gave up victory this time, and they were still extremely ashamed.
Wu Rui laughed.
Liu Yongchang was already ashamed. When he saw this, he said angrily: "You are so ridiculous. You are a guy who wins every time, but you still have the nerve to laugh."
Wu Rui didn't care, and said with a smile: "Winning by lying down is also a win. Do you have a chance to win by lying down?"
Liu Yongchang took a deep breath.
It made so much sense that he was speechless.
He closed his eyes.
Forget it, let's execute... This time, their singer group got the king bomb start, but lost in the end, so they had no choice but to accept their fate.
Yang Xiao did the same, gritting his teeth and waiting for Zhao Quan's sentencing.
Zhao Quan was about to announce the winner.
Wang Mo spoke, and he said with a smile: "Director Zhao. Didn't I already say that we won't announce the winner of the previous period today? So let's start the next round of drawing directly."
"oh?"
Zhao Quan asked strangely: "Not announced?"
Wang Mo nodded: "Yes, we discussed it two days ago. There is no need to announce the winner."
Zhao Quan looked at Wang Mo meaningfully and agreed: "Okay, then we won't announce the results and start the next round of drawing immediately."
Hear the words.
Liu Yongchang and Yang Xiao were slightly startled, with gratitude on their faces.
"Teacher Wang, thank you."
"Teacher Wang, thank you."
Although they knew that in the eyes of the entire network, the outcome of both sides was clear, it would be useless even if they did not announce it. But not announcing the result in front of everyone, at least left a trace of face for the two of them. Make it less embarrassing for them.
Otherwise, the two of them would be really embarrassed.
Since the results are not announced.
Zhao Quan coughed lightly and said in a deep voice: "Next, we will start recording the next competition. The rules of the next competition will be significantly changed. I hope everyone will pay attention. If you don't understand, we Let’s communicate in private again. Okay, all staff members, please start recording!”
…
When Zhao Quan announced the start of recording for the next episode of "Song of Peak, King of Peak".
There are already many people on the Internet who can’t wait.
Because the previous episodes of the program were so exciting, especially Wang Mo, who was able to create a song that overturned the entertainment industry and even the entire China in almost every episode.
As a result, many netizens have expressed strong curiosity: What kind of song will Wang Mo create in the next episode of the show? What kind of storm will arise?
"look forward to."
"I'm really looking forward to it."
"Guessing the content of Wang Mo's next song has become all the fun of my rest time."
"Every day in our group we have a huge quarrel trying to guess what song Wang Mo will write next."
"I heard that there are some underground gambling circles that have opened gambling games."
"..."
Anyway, everyone was talking about it enthusiastically.
Some people even say that Wang Mo takes more than half of the credit for "The Song of Peak, King of Peak" to become a phenomenal program. If it were any other person, this show would be a classic at best, and would never reach the heights it is today.
Some people even said: "Wang Mo's talent is really great. I think even if he makes a documentary, it will become a phenomenon."
But these words made many people sneer at him.
"Brother, although Wang Mo is great, you still have to have some brains, okay?"
"Idiot fans are really unreasonable."
"Wang Mo is great, but he is not a god. A documentary can be made into a phenomenon-level program? Why don't you go to heaven?"
"Hahaha, documentary? I think you are crazy. The highest ratings of documentaries now seem to be less than 0.1%, right? It's a phenomenon-level program! Just because documentaries are so unpopular, it won't even matter if the gods come."
"Don't really think of Wang Mo as a god."
"That's right! Some fans are really outrageous."
"I admit that Wang Mo's talent is invincible, but don't pursue him too much, or you may lose your mind."
"..."
Of course, these comments were only small-scale and were quickly drowned out by other comments.
At this time, a senior V posted a Weibo post: "Have you noticed that in fact, Wang Mo participated in the program "Song of the Peak, King of the Peak" this time and wrote a series of songs that are traceable.
for example:
"Once Upon a Time" conquered the younger generation.
"The Most Dazzling National Style" and "Little Apple" conquered Auntie.
"The Lonely Warrior" conquered the children.
So I’m going to make a bold guess: Is Wang Mo using this show to conquer all age groups? "
I have to say that this guess is very bold and ridiculous.
But many people still believe it.
"That makes sense."
"After such analysis, I feel it is very possible."
"Then what group is Wang Mo going to conquer next time?"
"Now it seems that he only has middle-aged men and uncles, two groups that have not been conquered."
"It's so funny, middle-aged people and old men, it's interesting to think about it."
"..."
Anyway, the discussion on the Internet is getting more and more lively.
Finally, the hot searches came out: [Is Wang Mo’s next song going to conquer middle-aged men or older men? 】
Many people laughed.
How is it possible?