Chapter 387 You Are so Stinky
As sister-in-law Lin said, all she wanted was to live.
"Daughter-in-law, how can you be so good?" Lu Xingzhi still asked the doubts in his heart, "Your school has taught you so well after only one month of teaching?"
"Probably because I'm a genius." Jiang Yao playfully responded by blinking at the person on the hospital bed with a half-smile.
Lu Xingzhi was taken aback for a moment, and understood.
Then he nodded and praised: "Well, I, Lu Xingzhi, have good eyesight, and any daughter-in-law who I choose is a genius."
"I thought you married me because you liked what I liked and became enchanted, but I didn't expect you to pick me at random?" Jiang Yao pointedly said, "I went back to the army three days ago to get a After taking your change of clothes, I saw a key from the pen holder on the table..."
Before Jiang Yao finished speaking, Lu Xingzhi coughed violently.
Jiang Yao hurriedly got up and went to give him a break, and then asked seriously, "Where did the key come from?"
"It's just a useless key, I don't even remember where it was opened." Lu Xingzhi answered quickly, as if racing against time to answer, fearing that Jiang Yao's little head would think too much if he had enough time.
Then, his eyes fell on the hand wearing the hospital gown, and suddenly remembered something, and asked repeatedly, "Daughter-in-law, what clothes did you change for me?"
This body is clean, and it doesn't have the dirty shadow of being sent to the hospital just now, it looks like it has been scrubbed.
"Hmm..." Jiang Yao curled her lips into a smile, "Hospital Nursing Sister~"
Lu Xingzhi's face stinks, "Underwear too?"
Jiang Yao nodded, "That's right, that big sister is very nice, and even wiped my body for you! I wiped my whole body, and it was clean! Do you feel refreshed and comfortable now?"
No! Not at all!
Lu Xingzhi's face turned blue to green, green to blue, blue to black.
"Daughter-in-law, I have hidden your little brother for you for more than 20 years. You are so generous. Let others see if you say so." If he is awake, no one will touch him even if he is dirty.
This time it's Jiang Yao's turn to look like a palette!
This Lu hooligan! Let him continue to sleep for the rest of his life!
"What little brother? Talk nonsense." Jiang Yao stared, "Stop talking nonsense and see if I don't strangle you to death!"
"Daughter-in-law, I swear, it's really yours alone, I showed you and used it!" Lu Xingzhi said seriously, but the listeners blushed and gritted their teeth.
"Lu Xingzhi, don't think I'm reluctant to kill you!" Jiang Yao stomped her feet in anger and shame, "Shut up, you!"
Lu Xingzhi grinned very proudly, it was a happy smile.
Well, the daughter-in-law doesn't remember the key in the pen holder, so he has to hide the key in another place when he goes back! No! I have to move the things in that drawer. What if my daughter-in-law remembers what he said when he set off?
Those things are more or less... unsightly.
"It's fine if you want me to shut up, then daughter-in-law, you can't ask the nurse to help me change my clothes and wipe my body." Lu Xingzhi snorted dissatisfied, "Either you make me stink, or you do it."
"Then you stink!" Jiang Yao hummed louder than Lu Xingzhi.
Lu Xingzhi put back the smile on his face, looked at Jiang Yao's flushed face, and thought, his wife is not a woman like Sister Ge, how could he have to do things like wipe his body when he was injured?
Therefore, she must have done it by herself. Therefore, when he said that, she was so ashamed that she wanted to come forward and strangle him to death.
Well, a daughter-in-law who is shy is a little more interesting than a daughter-in-law who is not shy.
~~~~~Small Theater~~~
Great Demon King: I knew that when someone woke up, he was going to play hooligans on his wife.
Jiang Yao: I strongly urge Lu Rogue to sleep for a few more days.
Young Master Lu: Daughter-in-law, my little brother will keep your chastity for the rest of your life.
Jiang Yao: Get out!
Big Demon King: It's not Valentine's Day anymore, and I'm going to be stuffed with dog food! I refuse.
~~~~~Beyond the Theater~~~
The Great Demon King has something to say, it’s already passed the New Year and the festival, so today should be the last update~~~ Starting tomorrow, the fourth update will be resumed without accident~ ok, and then I will try to arrange an update as soon as possible~~ Try my best~I try my best~~ After all, I have serious laziness and procrastination~~
Finally, the most important thing~~Ask for a ticket~~Ask for a ticket~