1313 The Ass Hurts
Zhao Yuner was afraid that the donkey cart would be too bumpy, and told Xiaomao, "Don't worry, Xiaomao, let's take your time!"
However, Xiao Mao seemed to be unable to understand Zhao Yun'er's words. He still ran very hard, but he was showing his difference in front of the emperor.
If Zhao Yuner knew about Xiaomao's psychology, she would probably be half-hearted by Xiaomao.
Zhao Yun'er's donkey cart had no soft mattress, so her buttocks sat on the hard cart, and when it bumped all day, it was painful.
Zhao Yuner couldn't stand it herself, not to mention the pampered emperor.
Presumably he hadn't been treated like this in so many years.
A little embarrassed, he looked at the emperor, and said to the emperor, "Master Huang... I wonder if you are too uncomfortable? Why don't you come down first and wait for your carriage behind?"
The emperor's brows twitched slightly, his ass was indeed a little uncomfortable, but if he came down, wouldn't it be too shameless?
Zhao Yuner, a woman, can endure such bumps. As a big man, he can't be too squeamish.
So I came back to Zhao Yuner and said, "No need, Miss Yuner, I'll take your donkey cart, it's actually pretty good!"
Without the carriage, he could just enjoy the scenery of the fields.
The morning breeze blew on his face, which was very comfortable, and there was a faint smell of earth and fragrant grass in the breeze.
He hadn't noticed it before, but now he suddenly realizes that this feeling and the scenery are very good.
Think about the palace, the high-walled pavilion, where is the countryside comfortable...
If it weren't for his identity, as well as the responsibilities and ambitions he was carrying, he felt that an ordinary life would be fine.
Marrying a virtuous and sensible wife like Zhao Yuner, the family's life is estimated to be able to live peacefully and beautifully.
Unfortunately, these are just my own ideas and cannot be realized.
Zhao Yuner responded shyly, looking at the emperor's eyes, still with some worry.
For fear that after arriving at the county seat, the emperor's buttocks have already bloomed.
The two chatted casually on the road, and the emperor was very curious about everything about Zhao Yuner.
Some questions were asked with a hint of inquiry.
The more I get to know Zhao Yuner, the more I feel that this woman is not simple, she doesn't look like a normal country woman at all.
If it hadn't been inquired about in the village, it would have been a little suspicious of Zhao Yuner's identity.
After a long journey, I finally reached the county seat.
The emperor was about to get off Zhao Yuner's donkey cart, but sadly found that his butt seemed to be immobile.
If you move, it hurts badly.
"Master Huang, what's the matter with you?" Zhao Yuner asked worriedly.
The emperor looked at Zhao Yuner a little embarrassedly, what could he say?
Can't tell Zhao Yuner that his butt hurts?
His face couldn't help blushing. Over the years, he had never done such a shameful and shameful thing.
If this is spread out and known, what will be his face?
Zhao Yuner saw that the emperor's expression was not right, so she almost guessed it.
"Master Huang, should I help you, or you can sit and rest for a while?"
"I... let me rest!"
"Okay, then I'll wait with you outside! Let's go in together later!" Zhao Yuner continued to get back into the donkey cart.
The emperor hurriedly said to Zhao Yuner, "Miss Yuner, it's okay, you go first, I'll just wait outside alone!"