Chapter 967: Princess Sanwu’s Book Collection

"Lord Knight Jeluka, can you please allow me to ask you what you are doing now?"

My hands trembled to resist the pressure from the wooden hammer. How could this dirty maid have so much strength with her small arms and legs? Judging from the powerful physical skills that I used to knock four tall adventurers away in one go at the bar this afternoon, I guess I still have some skills left, otherwise I would have doubled my strength in my current untransformed state. It can't be stopped either.

"Oh, isn't it the most basic etiquette for a maid to say good night to the master before going to bed?"

Because the huge hammer pressed down and blocked my sight, I can't see the expression on the face of this pornographic maid, but the indifferent tone is very irritating.

"Is this how you elves say good night?"

I increased my strength, pushed the wooden hammer that was gradually approaching my eyes, and complained with difficulty.

"His Royal Highness is really good at joking. How could the elves have such a way of greeting each other? Hahahaha~~~" After Jeluka said this, she laughed without any smile.

"You're just kidding, bastard, please put this thing away quickly. Do you want to kill someone?"

"Sorry, it is also part of the maid's duty to help the master clean his body and mind every night."

"It makes absolutely no sense, you bastard!!"

"To put it simply, I am helping His Highness the Prince to clear his mind of garbage, so please don't resist. This is for your own good."

"What a hairy bastard. If you knock it like this, I will die."

"It doesn't matter, I've prepared the life potion."

"..."

In other words...don't you deny that you want to cause harm to my body?

"Amnesiac bastard."

"It doesn't matter, that's because the cleanup was successful."

"You're saying that everything in my head is just garbage, right? It all needs to be cleaned up, right? That's it, bastard!!"

"Forget everything in the past and usher in a new life, don't you humans have this saying? As a dedicated maid, I feel it is necessary to end His Highness the Prince's sad past immediately, so please do not resist, Your Highness the Prince will tomorrow morning Get up, and you will surely see the sun shine brighter than ever before.”

"You definitely misunderstood the meaning of this sentence. Are you kidding? How could you not resist? Do as you say. I will only see a dead *** smile when I wake up tomorrow!!"

"It doesn't matter what happens to this kind of thing."

"What do I mean, you bastard!!"

Finally, I let go and rolled like a donkey, finally breaking the deadlock, and Jeluka's sledgehammer also landed on my back. With a bang, the chair I just sat on turned into a pile of wood fragments.

"You guys are really not polite at all."

Seeing Jeluka holding the wooden hammer blankly with a regretful expression on her face, I patted my clothes and stood up.

"This is a rare opportunity to help His Royal Highness clean up the stains in his life..."

"You just want to clear your own stain, right?" I hit Jeluka on the forehead with a sarcastic knife.

"The stains in life do not exist for me, who is a blank slate. His Royal Highness really loves to joke." Jeluka, who was rubbing her forehead, still did not forget to complain.

"Even if your life is a piece of paper, it is still a piece of yellow paper..."

"That was also tainted by His Highness the Prince's lustful thoughts."

"Anyway, let's have a cup of tea and calm down before we talk, okay?"

I brewed a cup of Akara's special refreshing water and handed it to Jeluka. She had her hands free to take the tea cup and quietly stuffed the weapon that almost brainwashed me into the inventory.

Very good, I confiscated the big wooden hammer, at least I feel a little safer.

"Ahem, about this afternoon..."

Seeing Jeluka occupying the bed without any courtesy and sitting down, I sighed and came to the desk. I subconsciously reached out to pull it, but it came up empty. When I lowered my head, I saw that the chair that had been replaced by me was standing in front of the desk. The shape of fragments is scattered at the feet.

"..."

I'll do it.

"Don't you have anything to say?"

Seeing that Jeluka was silent while sipping the refreshing water, I had no choice but to continue asking.

"..."

Still silent.

"Okay, let's forget about it for now."

Finally, I sighed and gave up questioning. I had such a helpless and confused look in my eyes. How could I have the nerve to continue questioning.

"Really... don't want to know?"

Jeluka raised her head from the cup, glanced at me, and murmured in a low voice.

"Wanting to know is one thing, knowing is another. I have no interest in forcing people."

"Maybe...if it's you...it doesn't matter if you confess..."

"What did you say?"

I took out my ears. Recently, is there something wrong with my sensitive ears, or have everyone learned the legendary expressiveness of facial expressions? Why can't I always hear what the other person is saying?

"It's nothing. The only way to cure an idiot like His Highness is to roast his head in a bonfire overnight."

"I said, even if you are an adventurer, you will suffocate if you do that!" After a pause, I looked at Jeluka with a hint of expectation and said.

"Um...is this method really effective? I know that you elves have many secret methods... Let me explain in advance, I have not admitted that I am a fool. How can I put it? There are many such fools around me, and I can make them change. It's always good to be smart, right? I never intended to use it on myself, so don't get me wrong."

Jeluka: "..."

I:"……"

Is it my imagination? Jeluka seemed to be looking at her with pity just now.

"Ahem, forget what you said just now. What's the matter? Come to me."

I always felt that I had missed something, so I coughed a few times to cover it up and asked with a serious face.

"Yes, I have some news to report to His Highness the Prince."

"Oh, what's the news?"

I originally thought this guy was going to make some dirty jokes, but unexpectedly, a rather serious topic popped up.

"The news you just received from the elves, which one do you want to hear first?"

"Can you tell me what information you have?"

"About the crystal shards, and the crystal shards, and then the prince's night attack on the maid, and finally the crystal shards."

"Don't you think there's only one message? It's just mixed with some weird pornographic jokes, you bastard." I calmly raised the tea table angrily in my heart.

"I see, a night raid to steal someone's love is nothing but a trivial matter to His Highness. I understand, he is worthy of being the famous number one harem man in the alliance."

"Don't talk to yourself without permission, okay? What does the number one harem man in the league mean? When did you get such a strange ranking? When did I attack you at night?"

"Didn't we already sleep together?"

Jeluka showed a shy expression reserved for acting, as if she was recalling some young and slightly sweet episode, her face flushed.

"At that time, he was obviously so strong that he pounced on him and pushed him down..."

"Excuse me, did you glue some different fragments together to recall them?"

It is indeed possible to sleep together. In a place like a spider lair, there is only a hiding place to rest. Sleeping is to sleep together, but there is a bonfire in the middle. There is also a possibility of being pushed down. The flag incident some time ago, only But that was simply an accident. I didn’t expect Jeluka to glue these two unrelated fragments together and turn them into a complete plot that sounds extremely ambiguous... It’s terrible. Dark people already know how to use Photoshop. What?

"Your Highness, do you really want to forcefully separate such young and touching memories?" Jeluka seemed to be planning to turn a deer into a horse.

After bickering like children, the two of us finally remembered the topic.

"What happened to the crystal shard? Is there any news over there?"

"It's like this. Under the leadership of His Majesty the Wise and Martial Prince, while we were wasting time in the spider lair, Amrutina led her team and discovered six crystal fragment outbreaks. However, these few The enemies that appeared were all minor characters, and the fragments were easily recovered.”

"That's it. That's really good news."

Ignoring the sarcasm hidden in Jeluka's words, I nodded with satisfaction. This is also a matter of course. Amrutina led her three thousand men, compared to the two careless Jeluka and I. The search efficiency of the target is really much higher. Perhaps we should have accepted Elder Monica's suggestion and stayed in the main elf city obediently, waiting for Amrutina to encounter enemies that she could not solve, and then go up to help. Just put it.

In this way, including the crystal fragment we collected in the Spider Forest, a total of forty-five crystal fragments have been recovered in Kurast, although this number is smaller than all the crystal fragments scattered in the Kurast area. The total amount of crystal fragments is still very meager, but it still makes people feel a little relieved that things are progressing smoothly.

"Is that all the news?"

After secretly working hard on my plan to go home for the New Year, I raised my head again and looked at Jeluka.

"What else does Your Highness want to know?"

"No...it's nothing."

Realizing that this dirty maid wanted to start another dangerous topic, I quickly shook my head.

After finally sending Jeluka away, I breathed a sigh of relief and picked up the letters from Vilas and the others on the table. I lay on the bed and read each letter.

"Uh, so thick, this weight..."

When I opened the first letter from Willas, I realized that it contained quite a lot of paper. After flipping through it quickly, I discovered that there seemed to be a copy of my two little darlings, Sirus and Aikolu.

As always, Willas showed her nagging and worrying character in her letters. The contents were full of a sense of chatting about homely things, nothing more than small things happening at home, what happened to other people, and the little lambs she raised. What's wrong, what happened to the vegetables grown in the field, what happened to the clothes that were just washed, who I went shopping with today, etc., are all ordinary things, just like her character who pursues a simple and peaceful life. In every word, she Her gentleness and kindness seeped in little by little. Reading these words, it felt like being in a camp, surrounded by the atmosphere of home.

Most of the letters from Xilusi and Aikelu talked about what happened in the priest training camp. By the way, they mentioned several times that they hoped that I could rush back to watch their performances on God’s birthday. Uh, my daughter asked for it. , it seems that the only way to go out is to risk your life.

Next is Sarah's letter, oh oh, have you mastered the flame strengthening technique? You have to thank Karina properly when you go back.

Seeing the affectionate words above, it was as if Sarah's soft and sweet voice was really echoing in my ears, which was intoxicating.

Linya's...Linya's...yes, it turns out that if everything goes well, it won't be a problem to get back before God's birthday.

Probably because of her frequent contact with alliance affairs, Linya’s letter mentioned the recovery status of crystal fragments in the other four areas under the responsibility of the alliance. Linya is indeed considerate and smart. She knows what I am thinking. I specially sent this information together.

Of course, there are a lot of private conversations between husband and wife, and the information is just incidental.

Next is the little ghost... Well, let's see, Xiao Fan is a fool. Xiao Fan is a fool. Xiao Fan is a fool...

Is that really the case? At this moment, I burst into tears because of the heart-to-heart connection between myself and the little ghost.

I wrote three full pages, but I still insisted on reading to the end. I was almost brainwashed into thinking that I was an idiot. It was not until the last sentence that there was a slight difference.

Come back quickly, idiot! !

Well, as you command, my holy lady.

After carefully putting it away, I glanced at the last two remaining letters, which were letters from Princess Sanwu and Little Fox.

"..."

Forget it, let’s read Little Fox’s letter first. At least I have a rough idea of ​​what it says in it. As for the letter from Princess Sanwu... it’s bulging, twice as thick as the letter from Vilas. I always feel like it’s inside It gives off a suspicious aura, am I overly concerned?

It's only been more than half a month since we separated in Harrogas. Lucia's team is still hanging out on the Arreat Plateau. I also said at the time that the Arreat Plateau is a very challenging training area. , not only are there the most complex types of monsters, but there are also elemental cannonballs that will fall from the sky from catapults who don’t know when, and there is also the unpredictable weather in Harrogas.

Any of these can make adventurers miserable. When added together, the Arreat Plateau has become a small regional level in the minds of Harrogath adventurers. For the adventurers there, the disgusting ranking is only Secondly, the frozen tundra area (an upgraded version of the Arreat Plateau, with more severe weather, but almost no catapults), the Arreat Summit (hey, I’m talking about you, Talik, Kolik, Madok), and finally They are the Worldstone Fortress and the Throne of Destruction. I don’t need to explain why these two places are disgusting.

I didn't expect that the little fox would choose to practice in a place like this. He was really determined. I seemed to be able to hear the whines of Malagby and Kurt.

As I watched, I became a little worried. Although the little fox's current strength is definitely not a problem, there are too many unexpected factors, especially in the Harrogas area. The real danger definitely does not come from the monster side. The little fox Having grown up in the Snowy Mountains since childhood, she should be very aware of this. I really hope that she can occasionally remember her identity as the leader of the fox tribe and stop being so competitive and putting herself in danger.

After using the extremely sharp translator in my brain to translate the arrogant words in the little fox's letter into sweet words between lovers, I understood two things.

The first point I just mentioned is that they are currently training in the Arreat Plateau. Although it seems to be very relaxed and nonchalant, they can still sense that her team has encountered a lot of dangers.

The second point was briefly mentioned by the little fox at the end of the letter. It was said that Elder Mamajia asked her to return to the fox tribe after reaching level 60. It seemed that some kind of awakening ceremony was going to be held. Could it be that Tianhu had other untapped powers? ?

It's not impossible if you think about it. Look at the little ghost's saintly profession. With a group of paladin thugs, he has the confidence to beat Baal. Although the fox race is just a small race compared to the human race, no matter what, After all, she is also the Holy Lady of Sky Fox, so it is impossible that she only has a seemingly frustrating ability like Sky Fox Shield.

Sky Fox shield? It seems to be called this, the sky fox's self-preservation skill that saved the little fox's life in Gamolo's hands.

The little fox is now at level 58, which is still two levels away from level 60. It will take more than half a year to reach the level. That will already be after the God’s birthday. Don’t worry, she will wait until the God’s birthday. Let's ask more about the situation after we get here.

The last one was from Princess Sanwu... I swallowed a mouthful of saliva and slowly held the letter, which looked ridiculously thick, in my hands.

This weight...this thickness, it shouldn't be that.

He opened the seal and shook it upside down. Sure enough, with a squeaking sound, a book fell out from inside. He rolled on the bed a few times and then lay quietly on it.

Okay, actually, I was mentally prepared, just waiting to see what kind of unusually long and curious title this time was.

Picking up this exquisitely crafted book, facing the front of the book towards me, I read it word by word.

"The Beast Duke Series - Desert Island Survival Manual teaches you how to create a patriarchal female slave society on an uninhabited island with twelve maids. Limited luxury hardcover century collection edition..."

I:"……"

Calm down, haven’t you already experienced many events that gave you a sense of déjà vu? You should not be able to scare yourself anymore.

I took deep breaths again and again and finally calmed down.

That's right, this is the Sanwu Princess Hidden Piao Astronomy Network. So just use Du Niang to search for the words beast, maid, rose, knight, and you will find that you will be instantly submerged in dense search terms.

There seems to be something else.

Throwing the book aside, I moved my eyes to the other two things that fell with the book.

One of them was a small piece of paper that read:

To the idiot master, please use the book with caution and take care of it.

So what do you mean by asking you to use the book slowly? You bastard! What do you want me to take care of, you bastard! !

Then there was another item, a small bag of tea, which seemed to be reserved for Princess Sanwu. She was usually stingy and would not give me, the master, a cup of tea.

Well, now that I have the intention, the anger in my heart has subsided a lot.

At this moment, there was a click from outside the door. Looking back, Jeluka leaned half of her body through the crack of the door.

"By the way, Your Highness, I forgot to tell you just now..."

The voice stopped in astonishment, and then I found her eyes falling straight on a beautifully made book on the bed.

Then, with a subtle look in her eyes, Jeluka mechanically retracted half of her body that came in, and with a click, the door was closed again.

"Jeluka, that's not the case, listen to me..."

When I heard footsteps hurried away from outside as if to avoid some kind of infectious virus, I felt like crying...