Chapter 685: The Most Tragic Thing in Life Is when an Otaku Fights a Rotten Girl

On the cold night, cold wind, and on the desolate grassland, two figures, one large and one small, stood facing the wind on the top of the hillside, facing each other. Their chilling breaths were blown away by the cold wind, waking up all the animals within a kilometer radius and leaving them deserted. And escape.

Suddenly, the smaller figure took action, with lightning speed, and instantly crossed a distance of less than ten meters. The two weapons glowing with blood in his hands turned into two blood dragons and stabbed straight at the opponent.

Fast, fast, fast, can only be described by the word "quick". There is no superfluous and cumbersome movements, straight-line impact, straight-line thrust, with a decisive and fierce aura like an assassin.

The sword will never return, one strike will kill!

This is the way of the assassin.

The moment the smaller figure moved, another figure also moved at the same time. In front of the opponent's lightning-like speed, he only had to slightly deflect his body, and the distance between the two was already shortened.

zero!

With a "hiss" sound, the bloody sword tip pierced the cloak on the opponent's chest like cutting tofu, but when it went deeper, it made a harsh metal friction sound, and sparks burst out, following the opponent. The body gradually deflected, and the tip of the sword brought out a fierce and harsh friction spark, which passed straight through the chest and opened a long slit in the outer cloak.

Inside the torn hole, a strange metallic luster shone. It was obvious that the opponent was wearing peerless inner armor such as the Celestial Silkworm Armor, and was not afraid of the opponent's attack at all.

The petite figure seemed to have expected it, and passed by the opponent's chest. There was no trace of panic or hesitation in his movements, but he immediately turned around, and the two fist blades in his hands turned into a white halo, as if he wanted to cut the opponent in half. .

However, another figure seemed to have expected the movements of the petite figure. The moment the sword tip passed through his chest, he slightly bent his legs, and with a slight click, he jumped out, letting this sharp move pass. Remember that the spinning chop had no effect.

Without a trace of hesitation or pause, almost the moment the opponent landed, the petite figure and the two fist blades in his hands followed him like a shadow, and countless white rays of light streaked through the air, accompanied by fragments of fragments. The cloak fluttered in the wind, exposing the opponent's tall and burly body in metal armor bit by bit, and seemed to have the upper hand.

"Ohhhhhhh-!!"

At the foot of the hillside, a few unscrupulous drunkards were waving flags and shouting, cheering the two people up.

"Hannah's attacks are still so fierce."

Ricken narrowed his eyes and gave a positive evaluation to the members of his rival team. During the ring competition, he suffered a lot from the two elusive fist blades in Hannah's hands. They were members of Hanbag's team. The second most dangerous person.

"Where, hiccup~~, ah... Ass... Alsace's dodge skills are also... hiccup, also top-notch. It's hard to believe that this druid... Druid hiccup can be so dexterous. .”

Of course, after all, we have experienced countless moves from Carlos. Although I am not in the moon wolf form now and my speed is far behind, I still have that kind of consciousness. Besides, I don’t even have the acceleration skill now. Hannah, who was turned on, was far behind Carlos in terms of speed.

Hey, if those of you have time to comment, can you come over and help me out?

It's a pity that my psychic waves were not transmitted to the other party. As an assassin in her sixties, Hannah didn't use any skills, but I also didn't transform. Secondly, I couldn't fight back because I was in a bad position. I held the weapon and the weapon in my hand. The shield is only for blocking and increasing attributes, so just dodging like this is already very tight, and there is really no way to give justice to these drunkards.

"Speaking of which, why is Alsace brother hunted by Hannah?"

After discussing for a long time, Hans seemed to suddenly remember something. He patted his brain and asked in confusion.

Captain, did you think of this until now?

Paladin Barr, who heard Hans' muttering from the side, broke out in cold sweat.

"Ah, yes, I understand."

Hans, who was asking himself questions, clapped his palms and looked like he suddenly realized something.

"It must be brother Alsace who broke into Hannah's tent by mistake."

"How come you must be like this?" Ricken, his sworn enemy, asked unconvincedly.

"Because, I once accidentally stepped into the cordon at the entrance of Hannah's tent, and she chased me like this for a whole morning."

Hans scratched his head sheepishly and said proudly.

"You're so embarrassed, you're so proud of yourself!!" Ricken gave the other party a slap without hesitation.

"Oh, I also remember it. It was the time five years ago, when I was still in the Harrogas Snow Mountain in the first world. I watched Hannah holding a kitchen knife and chasing the captain down five hills."

Paladin Barr next to him thought of something and added as if he was suddenly enlightened.

"That's right, that's right." Hans was extremely proud.

"That's why I say you're so proud." Ricken couldn't help shouting again, then he left Hans with a stupid look on his face and turned to look at Barr.

"Then what?"

"Then? Then I remember that Boss Hans probably dug a hole on the glacier and hid in it. In the end, Harrogas used countless hounds to dig out Boss Hans who had frozen into ice. stand up."

The half-drunk and half-awakened Barr temporarily forgot the identity of his opponent's mortal enemy, and vaguely listed out the embarrassing things about his team one by one.

At Rickon's suggestion, the mage Kira on the side quickly wrote down the information. This would be excellent information for attacking and swaying opponents in the arena in the future.

"Even if that's the case, we can't necessarily think that it's because Alsace broke into Hannah's tent by mistake."

After getting the gossip news he wanted, Ricken shook his head and downed a large bowl of wine. He continued to ask with doubts.

"Hmph, that's a good question, you don't know this, hiccup~"

It seemed that Ricken's question played into his own hands. Hans moved his mouth unsteadily to everyone's ears, glanced left and right, and then whispered in a pretense of mystery.

"Actually..."

"actually?"

The three of them swallowed involuntarily as if they were hearing some shocking news.

"Actually, it's because I just happened to see Alsatian brother accidentally sneaking into Hannah's tent to avoid drinking." After finishing speaking, Hans smiled proudly.

It turns out that you, the guy, knew it a long time ago, and you made it clear that you didn’t say anything on purpose, waiting to watch the fun! !

Everyone couldn't help but overturned the table and shouted loudly in their hearts, gaining another understanding of Hans's insidiousness.

"I'm talking about Boss Hans, no matter what Hannah says, you are my sister..."

Paladin Baal, who had a sense of justice as long as a maggot than others, couldn't stand Hans's bad behavior after drunkenness, so he couldn't help but persuade him to change his ways and turn around, otherwise he would be waiting for him again. It’s Hannah’s Last Chase.

"It doesn't matter, I'm also worried that Hannah isn't married yet." Hans crossed his arms and acted like a brother who was thinking deeply about his sister.

"Captain, I...I misunderstood you." Barr, who was moved by Hans's glance, couldn't help but look at him with tears in his eyes.

"Hehe, the most important thing is that if you can recruit a powerful druid like Arthas with a small sacrifice of Hannah's appearance, wouldn't it be a good deal?"

The good brother posture had not lasted for three seconds, and Hans's true nature was revealed immediately. He looked like he was calculating and said with a smile.

"..."

Paladin Barr lowered his head silently and wrote down this sentence intact, determined to report it to Hannah immediately tomorrow.

"But having said that, Hannah is usually very alert. As soon as someone comes within three meters of her tent, she will react immediately. Why today..."

Hans, who had no idea that he was about to suffer a tragedy, continued to mutter to himself drunkenly, and then clapped his hands with an expression like "I know the reason."

"Actually, Hannah was already half-drunk. She was just holding on, so she didn't notice Alsace's whereabouts. Let me just say, how could a girl's drinking capacity be better than that of a grown man like me? , Wahahahahahaha——”

Hans, who had regained his brother's confidence, laughed proudly, and at the same time, his insignificant macho self-esteem was undoubtedly exposed.

This guy is really hopeless now, and he must not be allowed to touch alcohol in the future. Paladin Baal made up his mind again.

"Will brother Alsace be okay?"

Hearing that Hans, as the elder brother, ended up in such a miserable situation just half a step into his sister's tent, Paladin Baal and Wizard Kira, the most sober among the four, couldn't help but worry.

"Hahaha, it's okay, it's okay, didn't you see that Hannah didn't use her skills from beginning to end?" Hans comforted him with a smile.

"So it's like this. Hannah still has some room left. She doesn't really want to kill the other party. As I said, even if she accidentally breaks into the girl's tent, she won't be so angry that she wants to kill the other party. After all, we and brother Alsace have had a life-and-death relationship."

After hearing Hans' words, Baal and Kira felt a little relieved.

"No, no, no, you have misunderstood what I meant. What I mean is that Hannah is drunk and dizzy. She forgot to use her skills for a while. When she wakes up..."

Hans waved his palms in front of the two of them, indicating that their guesses were completely wrong. As he said this, he seemed to see something from the corner of his eye and pointed towards the battlefield.

"Look, what I said is right."

Following the direction pointed by Hans' finger, Kira and Barr were stunned to find that Hannah on the opposite side had activated her acceleration skills, and at the same time, looming flame traps were spread all over the hillside.

"Look, what I said is right." Hans raised his head proudly.

"I'm telling you you are so proud!!"

Unable to endure it, the two finally punched the triumphant Hans and carried out a brutal and inhumane beating. Of course, as Hans's mortal enemy, Ricken would definitely not let go of this opportunity to make money, so he should It's just three people.

Hey, wait, wait, why are you suddenly cheating and using your skills?

I was still getting familiar with Hannah's attack mode and finally had some spare time. I was wondering if I could take advantage of the gap to drink a cup of tea to quench my thirst. Suddenly, I discovered that Hannah's speed had increased by nearly a point. Times, the attacks became more and more violent, and they were spread all around. Although invisible, the sense of danger that made the sixth sense sound the alarm strongly could not be the assassin's trap skill.

Oh my God.

With almost no hesitation, I immediately flipped backwards. While I was still in the air, I activated my werewolf transformation. After landing, I jumped up again and jumped high. I kept jumping back until I reached the foot of the hillside before I stabilized. land.

At this time, the entire hilltop had been completely covered by a wave of flames one and a half meters high shot by the assassin's third-level skill [Fire Resurrection], and the entire hilltop was plunged into a sea of ​​fire.

It's not good, it's really not good. Although with my current resistance, the assassin's trap won't hurt me much, but the assassin's martial arts skills and energy-gathering attack are no joke. They are similar to heavy blows. The effect, although the damage is not as high as the double hit, but even if I transform into a bear and hold a shield with a paladin resistance aura, I can still cause a certain amount of damage.

After all, Hannah is also a top assassin of more than sixty levels. There is a gap of more than twenty levels in level and experience. This gap is very fatal. If her Qi gathering skills are fully used to cause damage, then This is really not something that can be patted on the wound and laughed off.

At the moment of thinking, Hannah's black figure was already approaching her eyes. The fist blade in her hand made a sharp sound as it stabbed directly towards him, and a faint light of energy appeared on the tip of the blade.

Damn, it’s a Qi gathering skill. I’m really afraid of whatever comes!

I quickly rolled around like a lazy wolf and avoided this move in a panic. However, Hannah's fierce attack had just begun.

"Is it really okay?"

An uppercut hit Hans high. Barr turned around from time to time, glanced at the battlefield, and saw the opponent's embarrassed figure in his eyes, and couldn't help but ask worriedly.

"Do not worry."

Ricken flipped backwards, kicked Hans flying into the air back to the ground, and gave Barr a reassuring smile.

Among all of us, Alsace's personal strength is the strongest, don't you see? His ghost wolf has not been summoned yet, and he has not even fought back from beginning to end. Although Hannah is good in strength, if she is serious, she is still no match for Alsace's brother.

Thinking about the opponent's fighting performance these days, Barr nodded in agreement and continued to focus most of his energy on beating his captain. In a moment, countless fists and kicks were like raindrops in a heavy rain, beating Hans to the point of seventy Eight fell, wailing endlessly.

On the other side, the battle situation was also tense, so it was just a matter of speeding up. Each of Hannah's blows was equipped with energy-gathering skills, which made it impossible for me to do what I did before. It didn't matter even if I got hit a little.

You must know that the Qi Gathering skill is a continuous skill. Once the first hand is connected, the second and third hands will become extremely fast. Even if you barely dodge, your body shape will be disrupted, and she will be hit one after another. The success of the energy gathering skill in the hand is like a mud swamp. As long as you are trapped in it, no matter how hard you struggle, you can only be relieved for a while, and you will always be hit.

However, although the assassin's gas gathering skill consumes very little mana in the first hand, it is not until the second hand, especially the third hand that explodes the gas gathering energy, that it consumes a lot of mana.

However, if you use it continuously like Hannah and attack the skill as a normal move, even if it consumes very little first-hand skills, the mana should dry up quickly. Maybe you can look forward to that time. 's arrival

Forget it, let's just stretch our muscles. A crisis of this level is considered a trivial matter. The training with Carlos was miserable. Almost as long as you blinked your eyelids, you would be defeated by this ridiculously fast paladin. I found an opportunity to take advantage of, and then I was brutally abused by the opponent's high-level combos. Of course, I could occasionally give Carlos a little snack, but in the end, I lost more and won less, so I was tortured miserably.

Just when I was comforting myself with an optimistic spirit, Hannah's next move made me stunned.

She took advantage of a gap in the attack, took out a bottle of potion from her belt at lightning speed, bit it in her mouth, tilted her head slightly, and in a third of a second, lifted her delicate and beautiful chin out of the shadows. It was only in the blink of an eye that it was exposed.

Of course, I was not attracted by the occasional beauty, but because the potion she drank was not an ordinary mana potion, but a rejuvenation potion.

If it were me who could mass-produce rejuvenation potions, and the rejuvenation potions accumulated in my body could be used to take a nice medicated bath, such extravagant waste would be justified, but the problem now is that the person who did this behavior was not Me, but Hannah.

Rejuvenation potions are extremely rare for an adventurer, even among the top adventure teams in the second world, and their value is no less valuable than a piece of top-quality equipment.

Now, it was wasted by Hannah at this time.

I can't say that she is extravagant. After getting along with her for the past few days, although I don't know much about her, I can tell that she is definitely not such a person. I can only say that her determination to kill me is too strong.

It's so willful.

Looking at Hannah rushing towards me again, I sighed slightly.

Although the hobby of fujoshi is indeed very embarrassing if others find out about it in the dark continent where the weather has not been eradicated. It may even be so embarrassing that one can commit suicide out of shame and anger.

Fini once quietly told me that after Oona revealed her preference for transvestites and pseudo-lilies to her, she completely turned black and chased her with a hatchet for a long time.

Well, the hobby of fujoshi seems to be more serious than the love of transvestites and pseudo-lilies... Probably, so for Hannah's reaction, I had an understanding attitude at the beginning, thinking that I was unlucky, and even tried to do it first Escape in one step and avoid the worst-case scenario of Hanbag's team forever in the future.

I don't mind murdering myself, but it seems willful to waste precious resources in the team for such a thing.

Tyrants!

With a slight sigh, Hannah's fist blade had already penetrated into the opponent's armor, but before she could react, a powerful counterattack force came from the opposite side, just like the fist blade in her hand. It didn't hit a flesh and blood body, but stabbed into the paladin's shield, which had thousands of defenses, causing her to take a slight step back involuntarily.

Hmm, the technique of domination is really convenient for dealing with weak and weak assassins. Could it be that Old Galen was bullied by an assassin when he was young, so he developed this technique?

While thinking in his mind, he took advantage of the one-fifth of a second when Hannah's body paused slightly, and with a strong flaming fist with roaring flames, he rushed towards the opponent's head.

"Snapped--"

He is worthy of being the most dexterous assassin. In this extremely short distance, even because of the influence of alcohol, the judgment and reaction of the brain are less than 80% of the usual. At the critical moment, Hannah still made a head tilt movement, which made me A flaming fist grazed her cheek.

Although it was just a light brush and the damage was not exerted to one-third, the power of the tenth-level flame fist should not be underestimated. Even one-third of the damage could make an assassin with weak defense feel like he was hit by a cannonball. Fly out upside down.

Alas, I have been a bad person again. I was wrong in the first place and walked into the wrong tent. I also dug out and read half of the secret notes that represented the girl's shyest and most taboo.

Although I suffered a serious mental blow as a result, it can be said that both sides were harmed. From this point of view, there is really no possibility of intersection between otakus and rotten girls.

As long as the thought of something like this that can make people commit suicide in shame and anger is exposed, grievances, anger, despair, fear, and even murderous intentions are all natural for Hannah. Now, she punched the other person again, Even if he used the excuse that the punch was delivered on behalf of Hans, it seemed like the bullying was going too far.

"Well, that..."

I plan to explain again that if I really can't make the other party calm down, just run away. Anyway, after a while, when her mood stabilizes and she knows that I won't expose her secret, we should be able to have a good conversation. Uh...probably.

Unfortunately, when I looked up, I couldn't help but froze.

Although the plot is a bit cliche, it seems that the biggest effect of this flaming fist is not to hurt her, but to... lift off her tent hat.

A head of fiery red hair, like a fire elf, fluttering in the wind. The cold wind seemed to be much warmer because of the appearance of this hot red hair.

Underneath the fiery red hair is an extremely delicate face, with a trace of trembling and aggrieved tears in the light blue eyes, glaring at him angrily, making him look even more charming.

To put it bluntly, Hannah is very beautiful, so beautiful that it’s hard to imagine that such a beautiful girl could be a rotten girl without seeing it with your own eyes.

Of course, what surprised me the most was not her beauty. Although she could be classified as a stunning beauty, she was still a little far behind Saralinya and the others, so I was not stunned.

What amazed me was that Hannah looked exactly like the beautiful red-haired girl with whom I had a gal-style passionate collision and then met again in a restaurant.

At the same time, the three people surrounding them on the other side also stopped punching and kicking in shock, and let out an exclamation at the same time.

Ricken: "Eh~~?!"

Kira: "Eh~~?!"

Barr: "Eh~~?!"

"What the hell are you?"

Hearing the third exclamation, Rickon and Kira turned to Barr at the same time and said, It's okay for them. After all, they don't belong to the same team. Hannah's confidentiality measures are also very good. It's the first time they see her. The true face of Lushan is also excusable.

But Barr, a teammate who has been practicing with her for decades, also let out an exclamation, doesn't it seem suspicious?

"No, even if it's me, I still have enough... Let me calculate... I have..."

Under the disdainful gazes of Rickon and Kira, Barr quickly raised his fingers and counted them carefully, over and over again, and finally raised his head and gave the two people a silly smile.

"Sorry, I really forgot how long it was."

Rickon, Kira: "..."

Well, in short, it can be seen from the awkward expression of the other party that it has indeed been a long time.

"Yes... yes, the captain must know."

In order to get rid of this embarrassment, Barr quickly spoke to the two of them in a tone that even he felt was exaggerated.

Rickon and Kira thought about it and felt that Barr's words made sense. As Hannah's brother, Hans should know something.

"I...where is this? Hey~~I always feel that my face hurts. Is it an illusion?"

At this time, Hans, who had been beaten into a pig's head, stood up staggeringly. His head seemed to be a little clearer after just a moment ago. He looked around with confused eyes. Soon, his eyes were fixed on the one standing in the wind. , on Hannah who is like a flame elf.

"Eh~? That girl is pretty. Don't you think her red hair matches me well?"

After giving Hannah a steady look, Hans turned back to Ricken and the others, pointed at his red hamburger head, and asked with a silly smile.

"..."

A cold light flashed across the eyes of the three of them, and they looked at each other and nodded in unison. Then, raindrops of fists and kicks instantly drowned out Hans, who had no time to even scream.

Of course, I heard the conversation between Hans and the others, but now I feel powerless to complain. If the situation could be reversed, I would rather swap it with Hans, who is currently being beaten by a group of people... Probably.

It seemed that the murderous aura emanating from her body was getting stronger. Her clenched teeth made a violent friction sound, which probably ate my heart out.

Damn it, in this situation, even time may not be able to smooth away the other party's anger and resentment.

Is it really necessary to use the last resort? No, don't, I will never do this kind of thing.

But...but if I don't do this, there is really no other way. I really don't want to give up the friendship established between Hanbag and the KFC team.

"Ah ha...ah ha ha ha ha..."

I laughed self-defeatingly, and I snapped my fingers, and a layer of soundproof barrier immediately wrapped Hannah and me inside.

"Huh, how childish, that kind of plot."

I snorted coldly and treated Hannah with disdain in a condescending manner.

"You...what did you say?!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he felt that the murderous aura on the other side became a lot more fierce, like a real colorful tiger, opening its murderous fangs towards him.

"What, you're not convinced? Let me tell you what rot is." After saying this, my fragile otaku heart was shattered into pieces.

It's...no longer pure.