Chapter 2563 Is It My Fault that I Was Kicked Out because the Food Was Too Good?
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After recovering from my injuries for two days, my body was almost healed, so I began to think about going to the Summit of Arreat to get the heart of Harrogath back. ○
Those guys, who were deprived of the Druid's delicious food and drink, actually sent me down the mountain and quietly threw me at the door of Mara's house when I was completely violent and fell down. It was a good trick. The crane took care of me, and he didn’t even knock on the door to remind me. If Mala hadn’t happened to go out soon and found me lying next to the door, if it had been half an hour or an hour later, I would have frozen into a lump of ice, adding insult to injury. No.
Thinking of this, I gritted my teeth with hatred. This time I went up the mountain to ask for Harrogas's heart and said I didn't bring any delicious food. Well, it was such a happy decision.
When I was able to get out of bed and walk around, I couldn't wait to recover and wanted to leave. It was the first time I came down from the Mara's Weifang ward. It was indeed a residence built by barbarians. The stairs were It was big, wide and tall. Fortunately, Mara looked old and decayed, but was in good health. Otherwise, he would probably have to climb the stairs.
I took long strides in amazement. This was not the first time I visited Mara's house. I thought back then, on a whim, I would work with her to take care of the wounded barbarians who liked to risk their lives.
As soon as he came down the stairs, he heard a painful groan that sounded a bit artificial, and Mara's angry shout.
"Zack, why are you little bastards here again?"
"Lord Mara, do you think we are injured?"
Turn around the stairs and take a look. The three young barbarians were supporting each other, and there were many signs of injuries on their bodies. Why did Mara treat the injured like this?
"The year-end hunting hasn't come yet, how come you get injured every now and then? Do you think I don't know your little thoughts? Let me tell you, as soon as you stick your butts out, I know what you are going to do. You just want to eat and drink. Drinking, right?"
"..." I had a dark look on my face. I didn't expect that the former Great Elder, Mara, who was always gentle and kind, could speak so powerfully. However, facing these barbarians every day, it seemed that it was difficult to speak politely.
"Grandma Mara, but I am indeed injured."
The few barbarians looked horrified that their thoughts had been guessed, but they still refused to give up. They were really very honest. If it were me, I would kill them all. Although no matter what he does, his thoughts are transparent in front of Mara, but she is an old fox from his ex, so playing with your thoughts in front of her is not seeking death.
"So why am I so angry? You got hurt just to eat and drink, right? You don't care about your body so much. What do you want me to say about you?"
"This..." Several barbarians were speechless, with expressions of shame on their faces.
"Lord Mara. You can't blame them. Recently. The food here is so good that I don't even want to leave."
"Shut up, Kurmaz, your injury is almost healed, get out of here at noon."
"Huh?!!!"
"Oh, just right." Ignoring the big barbarian man sitting in the corner eating something. Mara suddenly noticed me, the anger on his face faded, and he smiled.
"My child, you came just in time."
"What's wrong, Grandma Mara. What happened?" I looked curious. It seemed that there was a small dispute, food issue? Could it be...
"How is your health?" Mara didn't answer me, but asked questions with concern.
"There is no problem anymore, thanks to your herbal medicine." I waved my arms to show that I am a man with cute and big breasts.
"That's all the medicinal soup Linya prepared for you."
"Oh? Then Xiao Nizi didn't even tell me. No wonder I felt that the effect in the next two days was not as good as the first day." I continued to flatter me, and took advantage of Linya's absence to take a few more shots.
"Can't you be more serious?" After saying this, Mara's old face wrinkled up with a smile and kept nodding.
"Linya, did you hear what your husband said?"
"I heard it." Under my frightened gaze, Linya walked out of the room next to her with a smile.
"Misunderstanding... misunderstanding, Linya." I looked bitterly and glanced at Mara for help. I worked so hard to flatter you just now, so it's not an exaggeration to give me an assist at this time.
"Brother Wu, why is he begging for mercy? Of course my ability as a pharmacist cannot be as good as Grandma Mara's. This is a fact known to everyone around the world." The smile on Linya's face became a little brighter, and she spoke in a sharp tone. change.
"However, I thought that apart from everyone in the world, Brother Wu, who is my husband, would give me a good hug. But... this world is too realistic and cruel, isn't it? Grandma Mara."
"Men are cunning animals. They will find various reasons and excuses to achieve the goals of unreliable people, including your husband. Don't be careless, Linya."
In the end, Mara did not send an assist, but instead vented out of the same nostril as Linya. Although I knew she was alluding to the barbarians who were eating and drinking, she somehow sounded like a woman who had a tragic experience of being hurt by a man. Woolen cloth?
"I know I was wrong, can you two stop making fun of me?"
Mara smiled cheerfully. The anger just now seemed to find joy in me and dissipated a lot. I said don't use the savior as a punching bag!
"As long as you are well, dear Wu, and Linya, I have some very sorry news to tell you."
"What's the news?" Linya and I were both stunned. It sounded serious, but Mara's face was full of smiles, which made us confused for a moment.
"Yes, sorry news. Now that Wu's injury has healed, starting from today, no, from now on, I officially announce that your family will move out."
"Huh?" Linya and I looked at each other. It doesn't matter if we move out or not. Our family has occupied the top-floor ward where the wounded are supposed to lie for several days. I'm sorry to say that I'm already thinking about when to leave.
It was autumn at this time, and the annual end-of-year hunting operation of the barbarian clan that Mara just mentioned was about to begin. By then, a large wave of wounded people would be admitted, filling the entire huge five-story stone building.
"Okay, let's leave now. But I'm still curious, why does Grandma Mara want us to leave in a hurry?"
"Because the food is so good, you see, there are a bunch of bastards who want to move in just to eat and drink, and get hurt on purpose."
Mara sighed deeply, pointed at the embarrassed barbarians, and said, Fortunately, although they are straightforward, being thick-skinned is also a special ability of barbarians. They soon raised their heads and straightened their chests, looking confident and confident, as if to say, are we to blame for the food?
"I see, I understand." Looking at the barbarians with foody eyes, Linya and I both understood.
It's Vilas' problem. In order not to live here in vain, the girls took care of all the cooking. As a result, the food quality of Mara's family has skyrocketed, which is right in line with the appetite of foodie barbarians.
"Okay. Let's leave now. It's time to set up camp. Thank you very much for bothering you for so many days." Linya and I bowed to Mara.
"Um, oh, that's right. Wu." Mala suddenly stopped me, her face a little hesitant and serious. She hesitated for a while and then shook her head.
"Forget it, you are not a child anymore. I, a retired old woman, should not interfere with whatever choices you have to make."
"Grandma Mara, what exactly do you want to say?"
"No, it's nothing. You go back, say hello to Akala for me, and say that I'm fine and Harrogas is fine too. Don't worry." Mara's face returned to normal and he said with a smile.
"We know." Linya and I looked at each other, knowing that it was impossible to get the answer from Mara.
"wait wait wait!"
We are leaving, but the barbarians are not calm anymore.
"This guy...could he be the legendary one..."
"That's right, Lord Vilas's husband...the guy who is known as the elder of the harem."
"What should I do? He's leaving. It's okay for him to leave, but he has to take Lord Vilas away."
"Without the meals cooked by Lord Vilas, how will we live in the future?"
"No, I will stop him no matter what. Even Lord Mara can't stop me."
"Yes, yes, you must keep Lord Vilas!" "How about beating this guy half to death, so that he has to stay with Lord Mara."
"Idiot, stop!"
"That's right, let's think of other countermeasures."
"What, are you scared?"
"Zack, don't forget the harem elder's other nicknames!"
"Don't be afraid. The other party is injured, and there is only one person. Let's go together."
"Zacks ahhh!!!"
"Brother, why?!!!"
"I don't want to die so early for my good brother!"
"You...you guy...you can say something humanly sometimes, can't you?"
I:"……"
Linya: "..."
So what, you guys continue to play Brotherly Love Theater, am I leaving?
In the end, when we left Mara's house, the barbarians didn't stop me, which made me regret for a while. I could have tested how far my body had recovered. Although it was a bit of a bully, I only had one. People, right?
Thinking of the scene just now, I couldn't help but hold my forehead and sigh, and Linya also laughed bitterly.
"It seems that the barbarian clan still has a long way to go."
This one is quite long and seems to contain a lot of meanings. My Linya is speaking more and more like a leader.
"Yes, the most important thing is to stop being greedy first." I agreed.
"Go and find everyone first?"
"Yeah, I've found them all, including Xiao Heitan in the second world. I'll go to the top of Arreat to bring everything back, and then I'm going back to the camp."
"Understood, but Brother Wu." Linya suddenly looked at me with evil eyes.
"What's wrong?"
"Lucia...don't you need to inform me?"
"This..." I opened my mouth wide, speechless.
In the past three months, I have fulfilled my promise very well. I went to the little fox a few times while he was recuperating, and I went to the second world to visit him. Otherwise, the little fox will definitely remember it in his heart. , take the time to give me a three-tailed star sucker**.
As for Xiao Heitan, his blood will be sucked every time he goes there. Once, I was almost bumped into by Hilmanya. It was so embarrassing. I said, Lilith-chan, didn’t I leave enough blood packs for you? We can't do this. When a grown man is lying on his body and sucking blood from a little girl, he makes an unbearable male moan. What will the people who see him think? Do you want my dinner party?
In short, this is the plan. I first find Vilas and Sarah who are together through soul connection. The Twin Princesses, the Sanwu Princess, and oh yes, there is also Aiwa'er. You see, I have forgotten about it. The presence of this m-shaking angel princess has really surpassed that of the Sanwu Princess.
Afterwards, I found a hotel and planned to stay there first, that’s what I said. But Princess Sanwu led us directly to a new room, and I understood immediately. Tears streaming down my face.
Okay, new home, I get it, it’s our new home, you don’t have to explain it anymore.
If she were placed in the original world, Princess Sanwu would definitely be an evil real estate agent. I guarantee this with ten lifetimes of integrity.
After settling the girls, I first went to the second world and found Xiao Heitan who was undergoing training and Hilmanya who was taking care of and protecting her. I held my baby girl in my arms and kissed her for a long time before holding her. Bring Hilmanya back to the first world, to Harrogas, and have a family reunion in a different place, well, there is still one missing person, Lena.
Finally, I went to the fox tribe. After knowing that I had completed the test, got what I wanted, and was ready to go back, I understood that everything I said was ironic, so I stayed. After enduring it for more than three months, I finally felt confident. Holding this arrogant and soft fox, she rolled on the bed and had sex as much as she wanted.
What's more worth mentioning is that she knew that I was injured and did not use the three-tailed form to squeeze infinitely. As we all know, last night in the normal form was a rare victory, a historic victory that witnessed the rise of men.
However, what makes me very curious is that when he said goodbye to me, he said "see you later", which made me a little concerned. Is this little sky fox planning something else? I always feel like she and Akara are both mysterious recently.
After I went back, I was greeted by a wave of strange looks from girls. Fortunately, I was thick-skinned enough to resist them, and I was ready to go to the top of Arreat to get the treasure.
"Dad, we also want to take a look." Xilusi and Aikelu said. It was mainly Aikelu's idea, while Xilusi's curiosity was not that great.
"Well, well..." I glanced at everyone.
"If there is no danger, just take them with you. Speaking of which, Xilusi Aikelu has not seen those three ancient barbarian warriors."
"Yes, we priests do not need to undergo the test." The Twin Princesses nodded, feeling quite regretful. Also, the combat effectiveness of priests before level 60 is so low. According to the alliance regulations, we do not need to undergo the test of clearance in all major regions, including naturally. Passed the test of the third uncle.
"Okay, I'll just take you with me. It won't be too dangerous." I nodded and agreed.
"Long live daddy."
"I like daddy the most."
The happy twin princesses put their arms around my neck and kissed me. I said, Sirus, you are so happy. When did you become so curious?
"Speaking of which, except for Xilusi Aikolu, have everyone experienced the test of those three?"
"Well, we passed, otherwise, we wouldn't be able to go to the second world." Sarah clenched her fists, full of fighting spirit, as if she wanted to challenge again.
"Not bad." I was a little surprised. I knew that the strength of the girls was much higher than that of adventurers of the same level, but the test of the three uncles was not based on strength, because they were one who is stronger than you. The skills, experience and team chemistry of the adventure team.
So, I can understand that the experience and skills of the four-person team composed of Willas, Sara, Linya, and Princess Sanwu have reached the level of the Harrogath adventurers?
"Where's Little Heitan?" I was surprised for a while, turned around and touched my little daughter's head, and asked softly.
I don't care about them too much, and I don't even know about this kind of thing.
"Well, I passed the test, alone." Xiao Heitan nodded timidly, his peerless eyes covered by bangs showed no emotion, as if this was just an ordinary, normal test. Don't take it to heart, it's a matter of course if you pass, there's nothing to be happy about.
"..." Well, the next expansion pack for the Dark Continent is about to be released, and it's called The Rise of the Necromancer.
What is the current expansion pack called? The Savior’s loss of integrity? Damn it, this expansion has not been updated for a long time, it has been lost for more than ten years!
"In that case, why don't we all go together." I suppressed my inner complaints and thought of a good idea.
"This seems good, but...wouldn't it be too much of a waste of the scroll to return to the city?" Vilas, who is careful and careful about housekeeping, is a little moved, but also a little uneasy. Although the price of the teleportation scroll is not enough for a wealthy family like ours. It's a drop in the bucket, but wasting alliance resources is not a good thing.
"You see Linya didn't say no, so it's okay." I put my arm around Linya's shoulders and laughed boldly.
"Why do you want me to agree?" Xiao Nizi rolled her eyes at me.
"Aren't you the future star of the alliance? From now on, the alliance will be handed over to you and Lena. Akala said this to me more than once." I pretended to be surprised.
"Then Brother Wu is also an elder of the alliance, isn't he?"
"Huh? From now on, everything will be under your control. It's all under your control. As long as you and Lena don't cheat on me like Grandma Akara does."
"Brother Wu, it's true. I'm going to tell Grandma Akara these words."
"Lord Linya, spare your life!"
. . . (To be continued...) u