Chapter 2429 New Year Blockbuster, Golden Dragon VS Crystal Dragon! ! !
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By the time Linya and the others finished explaining everything and letting them know what the Hell Fighting Bear's clone technique and the Holy Moon Wolf's [Egg Laying Technique] were all about, it was already nightfall. ::' 3
As for the poor little dog Veras, after being frightened by the three of us, she seemed unwilling to accept the cruel [reality] and automatically switched to an escape state. She fainted and has not yet gotten up. In my arms, she was unconscious and fine. The long brows were slightly frowned from time to time, which made me feel distressed.
It seems...ahem, the joke is a little too big. Although I guessed that Willas's reaction might be big, because she is the best at cheating, but I didn't expect it to be so big. Isn't it mixed with me? What are the factors taken into consideration?
"It's all Xiongta's fault. I should have known that I shouldn't have allowed Xiongta to do such a thing no matter what." Seeing that Vilas was still unconscious, Tamoya blamed herself and at the same time glared at me reproachfully.
That's right, it was because of my help that Emperor Wu followed me to do such stupid things. As for the Crystal Dragon, it was so simple that he automatically cooperated with the slightest benefit.
As for Juliet who came back with us...
"Ah la la, what happened? Where is this place? I seem to have been taken to an incredible place by His Highness the Prince." The confused knight looked around, his soft and slow temperament permeating the outside. No explanation is needed, you can probably tell what kind of person she is just by looking at her.
Well, now it seems that the brain of this confused knight has not kept up with the rhythm of the teleportation array. Since the teleportation meeting in Rogge Camp in the Snow Mountain, the processor in his brain has suffered a serious delay due to the huge changes. Perhaps the impression Still stuck in the scene of just walking out of the teleportation array.
In other words, you can ignore her for the time being and wait until she figures it out. It would be too pitiful to stuff other things into her head now.
Faced with the incomprehensible looks from Linya and the others. I quickly introduced Juliet's identity and why she was with me, emphasizing the reasons to avoid misunderstandings among the girls. Fortunately, Tamoya was there to bear witness. At last everyone did not misunderstand the relationship between me and Juliet.
anyway. Is my credibility in the eyes of girls already so low? So sad. The feeling of majesty as the head of the family is already shaky.
As for the Crystal Dragon, after explaining her origin, Linya and the others looked blankly. On the one hand, he was surprised that there is such a thing in the world, and on the other hand, he looked at me like "Oh, I understand, to put it simply, I have another daughter, right?"
Wait, misunderstanding, I don’t want to be the mother of this giant foodie dragon... No, it’s the father. He doesn’t even plan to raise her at home, he just wants to bring her back and throw her to Akara for discipline.
However, no matter how I explain it, no one believes it, including Tamoya. It’s not that they don’t believe what I say, but they don’t believe that I can persist in doing it. They look at me with eyes that say, “Give up, I’ve seen the ending.” The profound meaning of ".
"Okay, I've said everything I need to say. Although this trip to the Ursine Tribe didn't take much time, we encountered a lot of things."
"So, just tell us in this way, right?" Linya looked at me with a slight smile, her eyes filled with soft courage.
"Ahem, I can't stop mentioning it. Haven't I already admitted my mistake?" I was so embarrassed that I coughed again and again.
"I didn't care at all. As soon as I saw the smoke, I knew that Brother Wu was trying to do something stupid again. I just felt sorry for Vilas. I had a premonition that Brother Wu would be back soon, so I happily went to the market with Sarah to buy your best I like food and planned to prepare the most sumptuous dinner for you, but now..."
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, poor Vilas. I know you are innocent and timid, so I shouldn't scare you like this." After listening to Linya's words, I felt even more guilty. I couldn't help but hold the pretty face of Vilas in my arms, affectionately. Kissed.
As a result, although I am not a prince, the next scene is like the story of Sleeping Beauty. When I touched those extremely familiar and soft lips, Willas slowly opened her eyes.
And then, like the story of Sleeping Beauty, everyone is happy? Wrong, as soon as Vilas opened her eyes, she found me kissing her. From the corner of her hazy eyes, she caught sight of other people watching this scene. Before her mind could wake up, she was already filled with intense shyness. He whimpered and fainted again.
"This..." I raised my head, cautiously greeted the baptism of several glances, and shrank my neck.
"It was really an accident, I didn't mean it."
"Whether it was intentional or not, anyway, Brother Wu, I have some very unfortunate news for you." Linya blinked delicately.
"Your sumptuous dinner has been reimbursed."
"No way!!!" Under the night sky on the grassland, a certain Druid howled loudly.
Without Vilas as the chef, Linya's cooking skills are not bad. Under the influence of Aunt Lisa and Vilas, Sarah has surpassed Princess Sanwu. As for Princess Sanwu, I can only say that her condition today is not It was very stable. After making a plate of dark dishes, I decisively drove the little princess back to the study and asked her to sort out the draft materials she collected today.
Wait, material? What material? I shivered, vaguely feeling that a new Duke of Beasts series was about to be born.
As a result, although there was no participation from Willas, Sarah and Linya still cooked a sumptuous dinner, which was almost all my favorite dishes. The water from the crystal faucet on the side was flowing out, almost turning into a waterfall. , if I hadn't held her down, she would have rushed to the dining table and ate.
"Huh, from this point of view, it doesn't matter if we don't have Vilas." I looked at the table full of delicacies, crossed my arms, showed a [cold and forbidding] gaze, and lowered my head to look at Vilas in my arms.
"That is to say, your little dog is completely useless. Jie Jie Jie, would it be better to throw it away by the roadside or by the river?"
"It's strange that my elder brother is willing to give up." Sarah, a pretty little lolita wearing a cute apron, couldn't help but give me a charming look when she heard this.
Although it is not stated explicitly, every girl knows very well in her heart that the girl who is most important to a certain druid is undoubtedly the little dog in his arms that he threatens to throw away. Wei Ran's position is unshakable. You must really take what a certain druid just said seriously. That only means you are not from this circle.
Wait for Willas to wake up again. It was already half an hour later. The little dog, Youyou, woke up and blushed when he saw everyone's smiling and joking eyes. He quickly got out of my arms with a whoosh. Take a deep breath. Take another deep breath.
"If you have any questions, please ask later. The food is getting cold." Seeing Willas's eyes fall on Crystal, it seemed that she really cared about this matter the most. But before she could ask, I interrupted.
This time I really didn’t mean to tease Vilas or whet her appetite, but Crystal Dragon’s foodie eyes were already green with greed, and he was about to lose his mind in front of a table of delicious food. I couldn’t stop him for long.
Veras, whose eyes fell on the Crystal Dragon, seemed to have noticed this. The gentle and kind-hearted woman immediately suppressed the huge doubts in her heart, nodded, and sat down, but she still couldn't help but glance towards the Crystal Dragon from time to time. go.
"Well, it's time to eat, so hurry up!"
I shouted loudly and quickly put food into the bowls for myself and everyone else. Then I saw a dark shadow passing by, and the wind was blowing. It was less than a portion, and the table was full. It was a sumptuous dinner that was enough for more than ten adults. Was swept away.
This speed... was simply faster than when Seattle Cook and Little Ghost were there. Everyone except me was shocked. Then they saw the crystal dragon patting her bulging belly as if she was pregnant. Wu Shao lay back on the chair and burped with satisfaction. The pair of dark and clear eyes inherited from the Holy Moon Sage Wolf were still peering into everyone's bowls, as if they would not stop until their belly was burst. .
"Ignore this idiot. Let's eat quickly. If it's not enough... there should be white rice."
I helplessly shrugged at everyone, Linya and the others were fine with that. How could even Tamoya, who had spent a few days with the Crystal Dragon, be so careless? Didn't you see that the way this guy looked at the table just now changed? Even if she transforms back into a giant dragon and swallows the whole table in one gulp, I won't feel it at all.
"This...this...adult's child...the appetite is really amazing...amazing, ahaha~~~" Linya and the others reacted and were relieved to know that the crystal was a giant dragon. Only Vilas was still going strong. He giggled in a daze, still taking what I said before seriously.
How pure do you have to be to believe that the Holy Moon Sage Wolf can give birth to a child... I looked at Willas speechlessly, feeling like I was trapped in a cocoon.
Fortunately, except for Tamoya and me, everyone doesn't have a big appetite... Well, Juliet seems to have a pretty big appetite. Although she looks like a slender girl, don't forget that she is a knight after all.
In short, the food taken back from the crystal dragon's mouth barely satisfied everyone's appetite.
After that, we spent a lot of time explaining to Veras before letting her know that the other stuffed bear in the clone technique was Tamoya, and that this little Saint Moon Wolf was not my daughter, but A real giant dragon, an ultra-rare species among giant dragons, and a super foodie.
Poor Emperor Wu got on my pirate ship. He had already worn the stuffed bear suit once when he was explaining it to Linya and the others, and again when he was explaining it to Vilas. After that, she looked at me. The resentment is very deep.
Although Tamoya doesn't feel there is anything to be ashamed of wearing a stuffed bear suit. Like Sharna, she is also a stuffed bear lover, but wearing it specially to be seen by others has a different meaning, just like in the zoo. Animals, of course, feel uncomfortable.
After the explanation was clear, I didn't have time to comfort Vilas who accused me with tearful and gentle eyes, "Sir, you bullied me again", because I had to deal with the crystal dragon thing today so that I could leave everything behind and go to the fox tribe tomorrow. I had to hurry up. Point brings the crystal dragon to Akara and leaves it to her to take care of.
After hastily bidding farewell to the girls, I asked the Crystal Dragon to reply, and I did so without saying a word. All the threats and inducements I had prepared were choked in my throat, and I couldn't say a single word.
Holding the crystal in the shape of a puppy, I walked quickly through the night, ready to bother Akara before she could rest.
However, on the way, we encountered an uninvited guest.
It has become more and more wild recently, often disappearing mysteriously, and sometimes even dead dogs that do not return home at night. They are dressed in coquettish golden curly hair, which is messy in the wind even in the dark night. Extraordinarily dazzling.
Tsk. If this reserve of dry food had not had the strange and questionable ability of being 100% missed, it would have been snatched away by birds or ferocious carnivores long ago due to its extremely tacky shiny golden hair. certainly. Although I don’t want to praise this guy. But ordinary beasts are really no match for it, just because of its stupid obsession of daring to compete with Ben Druid and its weird dog teeth that can quickly catch up with the little ghost.
The figure of the dead dog was seen. I acted almost without thinking. I squatted down and hid in the thick grass. When it passed by, I shouted Demacia, once again adding joy to my record of undefeated victory. One stroke.
Look, the way this guy walks, with his head held high, his chest raised, and his limbs jumping rhythmically, it's so vivid, just like... just like the way Crystal walks when he transforms into a giant dragon form. , walking like a dragon and walking like a tiger, full of arrogance, just a Pekingese, but he really thinks of himself as a person, it’s really annoying to see, I’ll pluck the golden hair from your head later.
There were many insidious thoughts running through my mind, and I was suddenly stunned.
No, did I forget something?
After pondering for a moment, my eyes subconsciously fell on my arms, and I finally understood.
One of the side objectives of bringing the Crystal Dragon later is to teach the dead dog a lesson.
System prompt: Use the crystal dragon in puppy form to successfully teach Leona a lesson and scare her to death (?). The task has been triggered. Do you accept it?
Nonsense, of course yes, director, please cooperate and remember to do a slow motion later so that I can watch this dead dog look terrified.
"Crystal, do you want to eat something delicious?" I touched the puppy in my arms and murmured in a low voice.
Nodding, the foodie Crystal Dragon nodded desperately as expected.
"I want to teach someone a lesson now... no, a dog. How about you cooperate with me later and give it some color? If successful, I will give you a jar of refreshing water."
When he heard that it was pure water, Shuijing immediately drooled, his tongue stretched out, and he nodded desperately.
"Very good, remember to do as I say later, like this... like this..." I whispered quietly into Crystal's ear for a while. Seeing that the dead dog was getting closer and closer, I hid it without even confirming. Behind him, he shouted loudly, like a flower thief... No, like a night walker, he jumped up from the grass and landed in front of the dead dog.
"Oh!" Leona obviously didn't expect that there would be a Demacia here, let alone that this evil human being would come back today. She was so startled that she secretly rejoiced.
Fortunately, I didn't get carried away. It was great that I came back in another form and my identity was not exposed.
Leona, who breathed a sigh of relief, immediately grinned, leaned down, and entered the fighting state. Ho, ho, ho, evil Druid, this princess has become more powerful again. Today it is you who kneels down to give this princess Sing the humiliating day of conquest!
But why didn't he just sneak attack him in the grass? This despicable druid does not look like the knight who just ran out of the synagogue.
Leona understood this doubt the next moment.
Seeing the dead dog enter the fighting state, I grinned, my smile was sinister and deep.
It’s you, Crystal Dragon, come on! ! !
The crystal dragon hidden in the back curled up into a ball was finally revealed by me at this moment, and it hit the dead dog hard.
Go ahead, one hundred thousand volts!
Despicable Druid, you actually use a hidden weapon!
Seeing a ball of white being thrown over, Leona showed disdain in her anger. "This princess has been fighting with you for many years. If you can't even deal with this trick, then I will throw the name of this dragon princess into the sea." .
It’s so sweet, take this princess’s move and it’ll be like a thunderbolt from the blue sky! ! !
At this moment, Leona was possessed by the god of women's volleyball, and a sharp look flashed through her two beetle eyes. Facing the [white ball] that was coming straight at her, she jumped up, and the Pekingese body stretched flexibly into a u In the shape of a glyph, hit the white ball hard.
Die, you foolish druid!
You are the one who is too sweet!
Facing the [white ball] flying back, at this moment, I had forgotten that it was a crystal dragon. Its eyes were shrouded in scarlet light. I slowly exhaled a breath of white air, and my whole body flew into the air. A swallow kicked and rushed towards me. He kicked the white ball hard.
Look at me - double thunderbolt from the blue! ! !
If Leona could speak and knew some strange knowledge, she would definitely shout angrily: Coach, this guy actually used his feet, it’s a foul!
None of this mattered anymore. The [white ball] carrying double power rotated violently, drew a strange curve in the air, and hit Leona hard in the abdomen.
It's not that easy! ! !
Leona, who was carried away by the white ball, gritted her teeth, simply retracted her limbs, hugged the white ball tightly, and bit down on it desperately.
"It hurts!!!"
With a tragic scream, under the attack of Leona's dog teeth that bit someone into labor, even the hardness of the Crystal Dragon Big Mac was not immune. She endured unprecedented pain and could no longer maintain the curled-up spherical shape. With a violent twitch, he and Leona rolled to the ground.
Unexpectedly... the teeth of this dead dog even have the crystal dragon... But it doesn't matter, although it is a bit unexpected, the result is still within grasp. The next step is the main show, watching the dead dog and the crystal rolled into a ball. Dragon, I laughed evilly, prepared the bench and popcorn, and entered the movie-watching mode...
. . . (To be continued...) u