Chapter 2322 Silencing Cannot Be Used Indiscriminately

Because of the weird atmosphere, I spent an extremely scary shopping day. It was like being in a black and white movie. The people around me were virtual characters in the movie. They only acted according to the script. I was the only person outside the script. , even if he spoke, no one would pay attention.

What did you go shopping for? I can’t remember clearly, but all I can think of in my mind is something vaguely prosperous, a lot of shops, a lot of people, a lot of bearded men in turbans, a lot of exotic girls in veils, a lot of hot desert dancers... some type of.

"This is the first time I have experienced such a terrifying shopping experience."

That night, at Tia's house, I finally found a space where everyone was busy preparing for dinner and I was the only one doing nothing. I curled up in the corner of the chair, holding my head and moaning.

There's something wrong with the script, director. Could it be that my fist hasn't made you feel what true love is?

"You stupid monkey deserves it." I saw the puppet princess bringing out the plate and setting the table while looking at me with a condescending look, as if a falcon was looking at a caterpillar that kept wailing and rolling.

"Did I do something wrong? Why do I have to suffer such a crime!" This guy's words finally ignited the anger in my heart. I stood up, rushed towards Benzina, raised my hand, and slapped her... ...grabbed towards the plate she was holding, picked up a stick-shaped object that looked like fried noodles and bit into it, while her eyes were glaring at Benzina, as if telling her, look, you are irritating me. The end result is this piece of meat in my hand [beep].

Uh... why use silencer? This meat [Beep] is not that [Beep] ah, this is edible meat [Beep] and not the meat written by Princess Sanwu [Beep] ah, wouldn't adding silencer make it feel more hidden? Don't use innocent flesh [beep] to exaggerate the weird erotic atmosphere, you bastard.

It’s not like the doll princess is scared. My powerless eyes, which were complaining and threatening at the same time, naturally couldn’t scare her. Instead, I showed an even more disdainful look, as if to say, you are an incompetent monkey, that’s all. You are so promising that you want to threaten this princess even if you take a plate of food.

She obviously had no intention of ending the topic, and continued with a proud attitude, intending to teach me a lesson: "You didn't do anything wrong? Your decision to come here was a mistake."

"If Tia hears this, she will be unhappy." I looked at her maliciously. You said it on your own initiative, but don't blame me for sowing discord.

"Hmph, it doesn't matter if Tia knows, because you monkey doesn't understand what I mean at all."

"Okay, I'm all ears."

"Tia likes you so much that I am too lazy to stop you and become a bad guy among you, but look what you have done?"

"You should tell me clearly what I did."

"You brought some people here." The puppet princess sighed, finally despairing of my IQ.

"Aiwa'er insists on coming, and there's nothing I can do to stop Beya. It's okay for Jeluka to come as a maid. Little Jasmine is my maid, is there anything wrong?" I counted them one by one on my fingers. Yes, it seems like nothing is wrong.

"There's nothing wrong with her, but don't you think these people all have one thing in common?" This book started to show off.

"Common characteristics?" I rubbed my temples. What characteristics could they have in common? They are all a group of bad-tempered guys. Could it be that Ben Zina was just teasing me and saying these words to get me into a deeper trap? Are you confused?

Wait, no, I seemed to have grasped the key point just now!

Carefully replaying the memory, finally, my mind was fixed on one part of the sentence just now.

They are all a bunch of bad-tempered guys.

I don’t need to say more about Beiya, and I don’t want to reiterate again about Aiwaer. If the pornographic maid was a normal person, the Dark Continent could be renamed the pornographic continent or the expired contraceptive pill continent. The same goes for Princess Sanwu. As a senior best-seller If she, the h writer, could use the word "ordinary", terrible creatures like the Duke of Beasts would have been crawling all over the ground like cockroaches.

To sum up, these are hard-to-maintain guys. When I came to the Horadric tribe this time, I actually picked out barrels of explosives to bring. As for those gentle and peace-loving people who can extinguish the fuse, maintain peace. Lassi, Linya, Sarah, Lena, Kaluge, Arturia, none of them were brought!

Of course, Tia can actually be regarded as a player who can calm down hot scenes, but she is entangled by her destined enemy Beja. Because of the sympathy of the little girl, Beja often lowers her IQ and cannot play a role.

So, in short, I, Druid Wu Fan, the false savior, the twin stars of the mainland, the god of song who aims to conquer the universe with singing, the first man in Dongrog who has an indissoluble bond with the cloak, At this moment, a group of naughty children were successfully gathered together, and the only mother who could discipline them was isolated.

Realizing this, pieces of chewed meat [beep] slipped from my mouth, and I fell to my knees, holding my head and moaning.

"It seems that you have finally realized the current situation. It was relatively peaceful this afternoon. If you don't think of a solution in the future, let alone marrying Dia smoothly, just don't let the entire Horadric clan be turned upside down. .”

"Stop talking, I already regret it." I kept shaking my head. By the way, before it's too late, go and bring Vilas and the others over, even if they are tied up.

However, I have explained the reason why they cannot come before. Unless I do not plan to marry Dia, bringing them here will indeed calm down the explosive barrels of Beja, but at the same time, all the Horadrics will become explosives. Bucket.

"Can I elope with Tia?" I thought of another way.

"What about giving Tia a grand love and wedding?"

"Isn't an elopement considered a big deal?" I whispered weakly.

"Putting your head into your ass can be considered a success. Why don't you do it?"

"..." This Ben Zina, will she die if she doesn't say something venomous?

"Then what should I do?"

"How do I know? Find your own way. I am in a good mood. I can remind you, so you should be grateful. Sa, please kneel down and thank me."

"Hey, hey, I understand. I understand what you said." Of course I can't give in easily. I paid off the kindness back when I made your body.

"As long as you understand, just worry about it alone." Ben Zina smiled with a wicked smile, as if she was expecting a good show to happen, which made me more and more unhappy.

"Beya, little Jasmine, Jeluka, Ava'er, and you, all of them are troublesome."

"Wait...wait, please explain it clearly, you stupid monkey, why are you including me?" For some reason, Benzina's reaction was far beyond my expectation, and her face seemed to be stained. Added a light blush.

Tsk, tsk, tsk, this exquisite doll body can even do things like blushing easily, it is really a waste to pay for this book.

"Huh? You still mean to say that you are the one who likes to cause trouble for me the most, right?"

"I just stand as a normal person and give a perverted monkey the proper training to prevent him from rubbing his nose and face randomly."

"Use this spare time for me to expel the hell clan!" I gasped for air. Why do these guys regard me as a priority target to deal with before the hell monsters?

"Humph, I don't have time to talk to you stupid monkey anymore, so as not to lower my IQ." Princess Nana quickly arranged the table, turned around and left with a proud look.

"For you, when your IQ is not enough, just put a few drops of lubricating oil into your brain." I shook my fist at her back in a polite way, and saw that there was still half of the meat left [beep], Keep biting, I will bite you, treating you like Ben Zina and bite you hard.

A certain druid who was concentrating on dealing with the meat [beep] did not notice that the puppet princess who had slapped his proud back had just turned the corner and was out of his sight. The disdain and arrogance on her face immediately disappeared, replaced by It was a pretty red face that was getting hotter and hotter.

Covering her face tightly and leaning her body against the wall, Princess Nana let out a long breath.

That stupid monkey actually made himself nervous. What a bastard.

After patting her face, Princess Nana quickly calmed down and breathed a long sigh of relief again.

This time, the women brought by the stupid monkey all have one thing in common. Princess Nana did not lie about this. However, compared with the fact that these women are difficult to deal with, in fact, the more important thing in common is that Princess Nana originally What I want to express is that these people all have a good impression of that stupid monkey. Even like Little Jasmine, Kalugue, and their good friend Tia, they have been inadvertently and even naked in the light and dark. The results reveal further relationships.

This most important common point, plus the previous minor common points, were combined, and then, with a certain druid wanting to marry Tia as the trigger, he became a member of the Horadric clan. The brigade turned into a hot scene of good ships and hatchets dancing together.

This is what Princess Nana originally wanted to say, to remind the other party. Because of this, when a certain druid counterattacked and said that she was also a member of the common ground, Princess Nana substituted this sentence into her In his own thoughts, a certain druid suddenly became flustered and embarrassed beyond his expectation.

Really, really, why do you always involve me in this? I obviously don’t want to have anything to do with that stupid monkey, and liking him is even more unthinkable. I don’t care, I don’t want to care about it anymore.

After thinking about it, Princess Nana, who felt that she was innocent, strode away with an angry expression on her face.

"Fanfan, what were you talking about with Nana just now?"

I finally stuffed the last piece of meat [beep] into my mouth, and when it was bulging, I heard Tia's voice coming from behind me.

"I didn't know." I responded vaguely, and I rolled my eyes at Ben Zina who had already left.

"That guy is angry all day long and wants to ridicule me all day long. I don't know which nerve between me and her is wrongly connected."

"But Nana is a gentle girl."

"Yes, yes, you are the only one who is not gentle to me. Could it be that you like me? You want to attract my attention in such a childish way, hahaha, this is not funny at all."

I rolled my eyes even more. There is no such stupid romantic love story in this world.

"Maybe it's true." Tia also smiled, looked at my bulging mouth, and came closer to me, her eyes happy.

"How is the taste?"

"Did you do it?"

"Yes." The little girl nodded her head proudly.

"It tastes good, but the texture is a bit...well, it can be rated seventy points anyway."

"Hey, hey, it's already amazing to be able to score seventy points in the mouth of Fanfan, who often eats dishes made by Vilas." Tia said with a satisfied smile.

"You girl, don't you have any ambitions beyond Vilas?"

"That's too difficult." Dia stuck out her tongue and rolled her blue eyes slightly, revealing a hint of mature charm.

"But if Fanfan can encourage me, maybe I can ignite my fighting spirit."

"What kind of encouragement?" I couldn't help but swallow when I saw Tia's charming expression.

"Ah~~Hmm~~~" Tia smiled low and shyly, then moved her face toward me, tilted her head up slightly, and closed her eyes. The neat and slender eyelashes of the girl trembled nervously, and she was tightly pressed. The glossy and moist lips were lifted gently with infinite shyness.

This... I swallowed hard, my throat was a little dry. It came up or not, it wasn't a question at all.

With the determination to look forward to death, I pressed my mouth down, and was about to touch Tia's delicate lips. At this moment, the voices of girls came from outside the door.

With a whoosh, the blushing Tia and I both separated and sat upright.

"Oh, Tia, you haven't told me yet, what was it just now? It tastes pretty good."

"Do you like Fanfan?" Diya blinked, with a hint of cunning in her moist eyes for some reason.

"I like it so much that I want Vilas to do the same thing after I go back."

"It's very simple. The secret lies in making the batter outside. Just prepare the batter, roll the sandworms in it, add bread crumbs, and fry it in a frying pan at low temperature for ten minutes. .”

"It sounds really simple. Please be sure to write down the method of making the dough and ask me to go back and give it to... uh, wait?"

I seem to have heard a certain term that cannot be easily ignored.

"Sandworm?!"

"Yes, the name of this dish is fried baby sandworms." Tia smiled brightly, and just like me, she grabbed a piece of meat with her hands [beep], held it in both hands, and slowly cut the meat [beep] I stuffed it into my mouth and watched the thick golden flesh [beep] disappear from Diya's soft and red lips little by little, making her petite mouth bulge. I couldn't help but think about it in my mind. .

But then there was a click, and the neat teeth on the upper and lower bites hard, biting the meat in an instant, and the juice splashed everywhere. I couldn't help but clamp my legs together, and there was a chilling feeling down there.

"It tastes...very good." Dia muttered with a bulging mouth, and carefully licked up the thick white juice splashing on her fingers.

This time I feel really tired and don’t love anymore…

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