Chapter 1,343 Elufacia... Loli-Chan?
Chapter 1,343 Elufacia... Loli-chan?
Outside the ice and snow, in front of a dead end, a white light portal suddenly cracked on the ice wall, leading to an unknown direction. I strode over and entered the white energy gate without stopping.
The light flickered violently for a while. After my eyes adjusted, I looked around and saw that I was in the deep ice cave.
There are not many embellishments or colors, and almost everything is carved from ice. It is a very simple ice cave, but you can detect a girl's careful and gentle style from many places.
Obviously, this may be a female knight... No, it is the place where Sherrill and that Elufasia live. Even if it is not, it should be made by them.
"As soon as I arrived, I looked around with stern eyes. Based on my years of experience in prostitution, I can tell that I can smell the scent of a woman. The giant ax underneath is so thirsty that it deserves to be the Duke of Beasts."
Just as he looked away, a calm and sweet voice full of complaints penetrated into his ears.
There’s no need to guess, who else could openly call me a beast like this, other than a pornographic maid?
Turning around, it turned out to be Jeluka, who was wearing neat women's clothes. She walked over slowly and slowly, stopped in front of her, and bowed slightly with a respectful expression.
"Congratulations, my master the Duke of Beasts, has successfully completed this test."
"I said it~~~"
His clenched fists were shaking with anger.
"You are such an arrogant bastard, how come you can look respectful and say something like this as if it's nothing? I really want to see who taught you this awkward personality."
As he said that, he looked around and saw that there was no one around, so he pinched her sweet little face as a punishment.
No wonder you dare to be so arrogant. It turns out that a person came out to greet me. Where is Artoria?
"Your Highness, thank you very much. As long as you take this secret contraceptive pill, which is unique to the Jeluka clan, you will have such an awkward personality after three courses of treatment."
With a bright smile, the guy started selling her birth control pills again.
"Why do I have to make my personality look awkward? There is a connection between birth control pills and personality. You don't mean to say that taking this medicine will cause mental disorder, so it's awkward. This is a suspicious product. , no one wants to buy it just after hearing about its efficacy, and I won’t take it even if you give me money for it. When will you become a member of the Jeluka clan, and will there be a large number of pornographic maidens?”
Transformed into Godzilla, shaking the Imperial Building, breathing out the flames of a crashed helicopter, I spoke with all my heart and soul.
"Even if you say so...it's impossible for one person to multiply...I understand."
The pornographic girl who suddenly showed an expression that she understood something, bit her lips lightly and pretended to cry in shame, as if she was an innocent and beautiful girl performing on the street who was being made trouble and teased by bullies (exclusively for performances) ).
"I see, he is indeed the Duke of Beasts. As soon as he met, he began to want to do such shameful things with the weak, helpless, pitiful, and kind-hearted beauty."
After saying that, he pretended to be forced to have no way out, gently untied the ribbon on his chest with tears in his eyes, and finally succumbed to the cruel minions.
She is clearly relying on Arturia's presence and looks confident. Inside this stupid charwoman who is as timid as a rabbit and as shy as a deer. If she dares to come into my room at night and do such a thing, I will fight with the big brother. Pineapple's surname is Fan-
o Luo.
"Be your sister, do it."
I angrily raised my heart to the coffee table, and slapped away the hands of this pornographic woman who was rubbing her hands in front of her chest in a pretentious manner.
"Where is Artoria? Where is she? Take me to see her. How dare you do such a thing when Artoria is not around." I snorted disdainfully.
"Oh, isn't His Highness the Prince's master of training?"
Even though I was rude, I still had good etiquette. I took a step back, bowed my head slightly, and made a respectful gesture of "please go this way." After I walked over, I took the dignified steps of a virgin. , following behind, it was so perfect that even the most discerning and picky owner couldn't find a single flaw.
What he said didn't sound very nice, and to put it bluntly, even the most gentle and polite host could get angry.
"oh?"
"Obviously it was His Highness the Prince who said to me: Ah, Jeluka, I told you privately, if His Majesty is not here, just scold me with words as much as you like. This will make me extremely excited. So although it is a hundred He was unhappy but still obeyed his master’s orders.”
"Oh oh oh, I actually have this weird hobby. Why didn't I know about it myself? And I actually said such things to you, why didn't I feel like a bastard!"
This dirty joke is a girl, and her ability to speak nonsense is beyond the sky.
"The perverted Duke of Beasts has awakened a perverted new hobby." He responded in a matter-of-fact manner.
Although it is true that this kind of thing may happen if it is the Duke of Beasts... Can't the image of Duke of Beasts be removed from me?
I don’t know how big this ice cave is, how long the passage is, and how far it is from Artoria’s position. In short, they bickered and complained all the way, and the dirty jokes didn’t seem to stop. It seemed that there was still some distance. If I had known this was the case, I should have bullied her while the emperor was far away. It was so careless of me to be fooled by her fearless look into thinking that Arturia was not far away and miss the opportunity.
As we walked, unexpectedly, after a certain topic ended, we all fell silent. We walked slowly with our heads down, staring at our toes, as if we had suddenly become the hazy first love. Shy boys and girls who are overwhelmed.
That's weird.
"Anyway...thank you, you idiot." After a while, I broke the silence.
"I don't remember doing anything worthy of Your Highness's thanks, but if you want to thank me for getting excited about the scolding just now, I will reluctantly accept it. Although I won't feel happy at all, it will only be embarrassing."
The yellow-faced lady turned her head away and muttered as if nothing had happened.
"You, can't you accept other people's kindness frankly?" Seeing this guy suddenly become arrogant and shy, I felt a little dumbfounded.
However, such pornographic jokes about girls are so cute.
"I don't want to accept the kindness of the Duke of Beasts. It is full of conspiracy. I would rather accept it."
The white liquid is more reassuring. "
I:"……"
This guy... is really not taboo at all when it comes to pornographic jokes.
However, I have known her for more than a day or two. The more pornographic and violent topics she talks about, the more shy she is. She only uses the shame brought about by saying such pornographic jokes to cover up her inner feelings. It's just shy, although in the eyes of others, no matter how you look at a shy girl, she is cuter than a girl who makes dirty jokes. This approach is a bit penny wise and pound foolish.
, this is Jeluka, an alternative and cute maiden full of dirty jokes.
"If...if I want to thank you..."
He was squirming, not knowing what he was thinking, but in the end, this guy couldn't help but blush slightly.
"Can."
Although I don't know what she wants to do, it doesn't feel like a bad thing.
"Then I've gone overboard."
After biting Ying Chun lightly and suppressing her slightly raised smile, Jeluka took a few steps forward and leaned close to me. She stretched out her hands and hugged my arm lightly, and immediately lowered her head so that no one would notice her. An increasingly shy face.
Oh oh oh, this is... isn't this just like lovers in love walking down the street?
"You guys... really love to gossip."
Stretching out the other hand, I rubbed her head, and I teased softly. I thought of something, my smile froze, my eyes were slightly hot, and I couldn't help but turn my head to the other side.
"Your Highness is the one who... loves to spread love."
Turning around in surprise, Jeluka was raising her chin slightly, her purple eyes, with a touch of moistness and tenderness, as well as a touch of haziness and mystery, staring at my face, as if she had seen through something.
Love jiāo? Why do these guys... both of them... like to say this kind of thing so much.
"Look, His Highness is messing around again."
I thought it was another slanderous joke, but at this moment, the shining purple eyes were so gentle that I was speechless and listened quietly to her continued words.
"You obviously don't know how to hide it at all, but you are still trying your best. With such an expression, doesn't it seem like you are telling others to come and comfort me?"
"Really, a mere dirty bitch dares to say such arrogant words to the master."
I lost to this guy. I concealed it very well and would never be discovered. This witch must know how to read minds.
"Hmph, you deserve it." Jeluka turned her head away heavily and slapped me on the back of my head.
"Why, what did I do to offend you?" I looked confused.
"Obviously...Obviously..." He muttered in his mouth, and his pace slowed down unconsciously.
"Obviously he is a coquettish and lustful beastly duke, who has committed all kinds of sexual acts and cruelty on his maiden, but yet...he suddenly ignored him, a beast that is greedy for the new and hates the old..."
He turned his head away and muttered angrily at a volume that I could barely hear.
What?
I thought about it and suddenly it dawned on me.
Could it be that he was neglecting her during this period?
"Isn't Arturia here? Even if I want to get close to you, you will avoid it." I shouted that I was wronged. This is not my fault. Who told you to hide your love?
But even if I didn't hide it, it wasn't good to flirt openly in front of Artoria.
"Whether Your Highness wants to do it or not is one thing, but I can't help but it's another thing. Even though I explained it like this, I still blushed angrily and kept muttering.
"Anyway, people like me are just the playthings of the Beast Duke. I will throw them aside when I get tired of them. I have already realized this a long time ago, so don't worry, I'm not angry at all."
Nonsense, even a fool can see that you are angry.
"Get hit by a billion horses, you idiot."
I:"……"
Come on, here comes the horse summoning technique of the maiden, and this time it is a billion horses. It feels like it has suddenly been upgraded and turned into a beastly Duke who can only be killed with a billion horsepower. I should are you happy?
All in all, such an angry, pornographic maiden who is afraid of loneliness is so cute.
"Hey, Jie called out softly.
"What...wu~~~"
When she subconsciously turned around to answer, she pinched her delicate and beautiful chin, raised it slightly, and pressed it up.
"Woo~~~Woo~~~"
After a few moans of unwillingness to surrender leaked out from the gap between our lips, this idiot maid lay softly in her arms, and a pair of jade arms wrapped around my neck unconsciously, as if she wanted to vent her heart. As timid and shy as she was from accumulated loneliness, it was rare for her to take the initiative to respond with her sweet tongue.
"I said……"
When the fragrance called Jeluka filled my body, I stopped plundering it. I gently touched the scented chun that was close to me and said vaguely.
"Artoria is not far away, you cheating bastard."
"Woo~~~!!"
Zeluka, who was originally immune to the idea of having an affair, let out a deep cry because of the words Artoria.
Obviously, the loyalty to Artoria and the love for me, the beastly duke, are fiercely conflicting in my heart, and I continue to cry out in a dilemma.
Finally, I suddenly gave up on myself and hugged my arms tightly, and took the initiative to put the incense stick on it and hold it up to prevent me from making any more noises.
What a wicked bastard... But this kind of Jeluka is my favorite.
…
When I met Arturia, she was sitting in an exquisite ice cave hall, sitting on an ice-carved chair, facing the chess pieces on the table, meditating on something.
At this time, the clever pornographic maid had already loosened her arms around me, moved her hands like a couple in love, and walked respectfully behind. Every move she made was full of the style of a perfect maid, to cover up her Just stole the fishy fact.
Considering that I just bullied her, I won't complain.
Playing chess?
I tilted my head sleepily and shifted my gaze to the opposite side of her, wanting to see who my opponent was.
A little girl?
To be precise, she is a little lolita about eleven or twelve years old.
Ahhhh? what happened?
What's going on with this feeling?
When I saw the little Loli sitting opposite Artoria, who seemed to be having a fierce battle with her on the chessboard, even though I hadn't even seen her clearly, I felt an indescribable feeling in my heart. There was an urge in my heart to go forward and hold her small body in my arms, and keep rubbing my face to be intimate.
Please don’t get me wrong, I am not a lolicon... Although Sarah is a person who completely makes it impossible for me to defend myself, I still solemnly declare that even if I am a lolicon, I am also a responsible lolicon, and I will never Just take control when you see a lolita.
This little loli exudes an aura that is very, very, very familiar to me.
If I have to explain it, it is the feeling of being so familiar that at first glance, I thought it was someone I had lost for many years.
The two people in the match exuded a sense of solemnity. It seemed that at a critical moment, this atmosphere still made me stop my impulse, slow down my steps, and walked forward gently with Jeluka.
Arturia, who was staring at the chess game so intently, didn't even notice our arrival. After a few moves, she paused for a long time and suddenly lowered her head towards her opponent.
"I lost."
"You are worthy of His Majesty's chosen heir. I recognize your qualifications." From the mouth of the little Loli on the other side, she spoke in an old-fashioned voice.
At this time, Artoria turned around in surprise, looked at me, and suddenly smiled.
"Fan, you're here."
I spoke naturally, as if I would definitely pass the test and appear in front of her like this.
This unconditional trust both moved me and made me feel Alexander.
"Sorry, I couldn't greet you in person."
"No, you seem to have gone through a very difficult test here."
I took a look at the messy chess game and felt that there were countless dazzling strategic meanings in it. There were more than ten chess pieces on a chessboard. Just these made me create a game full of wisdom in my mind. The huge and brutal war seemed to have the smell of blood rushing straight into my heart.
Playing chess is really not what I am good at. I just need to be a good singer.
Then, my eyes fell on the little Loli opposite me, and I found that she stood up. Although she was only as tall as my waist, she looked at me up and down with a condescending elder's gaze.
Ahhhh, I can't help it anymore, this familiar impulse, let's have a warm family reunion.
I took a few steps forward, and in the eyes of the other party's sleepy eyes, I hugged this small body that always pretends to be an adult, and kept rubbing her soft face. With.
"Ah, it's so cute. Is this little girl here alone? Why does she appear in a place like this? No matter, have we met before? What's this damn familiarity about? Answer uncle's words well and I'll give you candy."
He asked while rubbing his face affectionately.
"Huh?"
I felt that the atmosphere was suddenly a little stiff and fell into a kind of dull silence.
The surrounding temperature suddenly dropped several degrees...
I have a business trip on Thursday, and another one on the weekend. I don’t know if I can keep up with perfect attendance. I obviously worked hard until the end of the month, ugh~~~ro x-on:.