Chapter 1,290 The Secret of Tianhu Qingshang!
Chapter 1,290 The secret of Tianhu Qingshang!
Is it... already dawn?
I don’t even know how I woke up. When I opened my eyes, the world was still spinning. [bsp; It's really strange, why is the light outside the window... pale?
Among the pale colors, there was still a figure of grandma waving to him and showing a kind smile.
Feeling a glare, I wanted to raise my arm to slightly block the direct light.
But I found that my arm was extremely heavy, like a lead weight hanging from a thousand kilograms, making it difficult to move.
My body obviously feels very light, like a piece of tissue paper that can float in the wind, but if I want to move, it feels as heavy as a thousand pounds.
This strong sense of disharmony... Why is this happening?
Fortunately, my brain was functioning normally, and I finally remembered what happened last night... no, maybe I should say what happened between last night and half an hour ago.
To sum it up in one sentence, the little fox who transformed into the true form of Sky Fox drained Ben Druid dry with her power of charm.
And it is a complete squeeze. Even Sister Sharna will always be satisfied when she is satisfied. But after this little fox turns into the true form of the Sky Fox, as long as there is still a trace of strength, it will be completely squeezed out, and Those vixens from ancient legends who sucked the essence out of men were no different.
But... Damn it, I have to make it clear to the little fox next time that when having sex, it is absolutely forbidden to turn on the real body of Tianhu, which is similar to cheating.
He barely pushed himself up and glanced to the side. The little fox, who was blooming enchantingly in his arms just a few moments ago, probably took advantage of the fatigue and lethargy just now, and ran away to who knows where, leaving only the soft and fragrant warmth. And, of course, there's the overpowering smell of a whole night's worth of fun.
The window was opened, cold wind poured in, and the curtains flew. It was probably done by the little fox. Even with my imagination, I can imagine that when the little fox transformed from the true form of the Sky Fox back to the proud and arrogant her, The strong smell permeating the room was enough to make her pretty face instantly glow with the sunset.
Having said that, don't you think there is a hint of other smell mixed in with this smell? Anyone who looked down on a druid's nose would have died 500 years ago!
It was a faint... faint...compared with the charming fragrance that the little fox exuded everywhere when he was in love, it was very inconspicuous, but it could not cover up the past tulip fragrance.
etc!
I turned my head suddenly, and sure enough I spotted a slender figure in the backlight beside the bed, like a statue that had stood there as a matter of course a hundred years ago, maintaining the most humble and perfect posture of a maiden, motionless.
"You stupid bitch, when did you show up?"
I became vigilant. Could it be that while I was having sex with the little fox, this guy was hiding and watching the show? It's unlikely. Even if I can't detect it, it's impossible to hide it from the little fox who is an assassin.
Both are advanced in the pseudo-field, and if they don't have any special talents, such as Princess Sanwu's sense of non-existence, or Princess Sanwu's sense of non-existence, it is absolutely impossible for Jeluka, as a knight, to hide and peek next to her. Escaped from the little fox's keen intuition.
"While His Highness the idiot prince is shaking his head and lamenting that he has been squeezed dry." The maid replied expressionlessly.
"Don't think about me! I'm just thinking in my heart, so I didn't say it to myself!!"
I was just about to run away and give him a righteous scolding, but then I thought that the little fox might not be far away, so I lowered my voice.
"Isn't this an honest admission?" The other party smiled sinisterly and made a V-sign for victory.
"..." Oops, oops, I fell into the trap, and I was accidentally tricked into talking.
I secretly clicked my tongue, fighting against this naughty bitch, I really can't underestimate the enemy's carelessness.
"Okay, we got hit anyway, what's the point of running here so early in the morning?" One of Wu's special skills - the skill "Dead Pigs Are Not Afraid of Boiled Water" - is in full m mode.
It's similar to the little fox's ostrich burying in the sand skill. As long as this mode is turned on, no matter how much this scheming bastard complains, I can calmly look out the window.
"As a qualified maid, isn't it common sense to be ready before the master opens her eyes and to stand by the bed and wait at any time?" Unexpectedly, Jeluka took a different approach and let go of her complaints about me. Change to another topic.
"Actually... there is... such a setting?!" I was so shocked that I couldn't help but burst into tears, soaking the quilt.
I have been in the dark for more than nine years, and I have been a personal servant for seven years. The number of two people is this, but this is the first time I know and enjoy this kind of common sense.
Just like on a birthday, being able to cry because of the extravagant celebration of a cheap moldy biscuit with a candle on top on the table, this kind of maid can do her most basic duty, Even if it's just this one time, the Sa family is so moved that it's worth it in this life. This is probably what happened.
Having said that, is it me who has deviated from the existential values of my personal maid, or is it my personal maid who has deviated from my own values as a master?
All in all, even if I was lied to, being able to hear such words that met the standards of a maid from Jeluka’s mouth was enough to wipe away my tears for a while.
"However, I didn't expect His Highness the Idiot Prince to be alive. To be honest, I was shocked. I thought it was a fake corpse."
When I was moved, this pornographic woman came up to mess with me without any expression, ruining the touching atmosphere.
Look what she said, why do I have to hang up? Does this stupid maid really want her master and lover to see the King of Hell as soon as possible?
Also, I vaguely felt that she was in front of the prince, subtly modified with the word "idiot". Is it my imagination?
Probably because she saw me looking at her suspiciously, she continued to speak without waiting for a response. She also took out a small yellow book and started flipping through it, as if she was in teaching mode.
"His Royal Highness...what do you think of such a fateful curse as Tianhu Qingshang?"
Tianhu is in love?
I tilted my head in confusion and thought for a long time before I clapped my hands.
Oh oh oh, yes, there is indeed such a setting. Not to mention this dirty joke about being a virgin, I have forgotten it a long time ago.
This is the curse of the entire fox race. It is said that every generation of Sky Fox, although they are peerless in elegance and martial arts, cannot escape from the bondage of emotions. Every Sky Fox who falls in love, she and her beloved have been together for generations. Almost no one can live over a hundred years old. This is the so-called Tianhu Qingshang.
Elder Mamajia objected to me being together with the little fox. In fact, the curse was the most important reason. Unfortunately, the little fox and I had already fallen in love with each other at that time. Our love was as popular as Tianhu's, but there was also Tianhu. Infatuation, once you fall in love with someone, you will be with them forever, life and death, and never change your heart.
Of course, I don't care too much about this curse. Is there anything that can cause more disaster than the aura of the quasi-tragedy emperor I currently have and the physique of a protagonist that attracts trouble?
Tianhu's curse and all, it's so weak.
"His Royal Highness the Idiot Prince's majestic and fearless demeanor is really admirable, but I think it is better to think carefully. Of course, even if you consider that you, an idiot, are hopeless, it is better."
"Is there any...is there any problem?"
Is it another illusion? I always feel that there are many hidden meanings in these pornographic jokes that make me feel subtly uncomfortable.
"It's just my personal research. Even if what I say is wrong, please forgive me, Your Highness the Idiot Prince."
The learned shi pretended to be a woman and took out a quill to make a few gestures. She was obviously cute but compared to the lifespan of the elves, she pretended to be an old scholar. It was a bit cute, I won't say it.
"I always feel that His Highness the Idiot Prince just thought of something rude." After a pause in the topic, she looked at me with sharp eyes.
"Your illusion."
I whistled and looked around, saying that this guy is always very sharp when he shouldn't be, and you are the one who has been doing some rude things to the master as a maid, right?
"In the library, there are many historical books about the fox people. I read them carefully for a while, and also did some research on the curse of Tianhu Qingshang..."
I just read it, and I kept talking about words, reading, and so on. I nodded to continue, and said sadly in my heart.
"Although it is not certain, based on my speculation, the so-called Tianhu Qingshang should be..."
As she said this, her chin lowered slightly, covering the part above her nose in the shadow of purple bangs, adding a mysterious, tense and terrifying atmosphere.
"should be……"
I couldn't help but swallowed hard, and unconsciously followed the pace of this dirty bitch.
"It should be the same situation as His Highness the Idiot Prince."
"My situation...huh?"
I was dreamy for a moment, and even thought, "This guy is going around here and there, just trying to curse me to hurry up and get my lunch." I was about to give him some color, but suddenly I turned around again.
Could it be that... what she meant by "the situation is the same as mine" was what she meant?
To confirm, I carefully said four words.
"Death by exhaustion?"
Nod, nod.
I:"……"
This turns out to be the real reason for Tianhu Qingshang, bastard! Why is the answer to such a poignant curse so simple and absurd? !
I didn't originally intend to accept such a powerless answer, but after thinking about it, I couldn't control myself and gradually agreed with Jeluka's statement.
Because as a person involved, or a "victim", no one knows better than me that the charming power of Tianhu's transformation attracts men in a way that others cannot imagine.
To give a simple analogy, if a certain sky fox wants to seduce a man, even a white-haired old man over ninety years old who can't even walk, he has lost count of how many years he has not been "rising", but The charm of Tianhu and the natural fragrance exuding from his body can still make the opponent's desires inflate, and he can rise up again and fight hard.
Of course, I know what the result will be without explaining it.
So you can imagine that if Little Fox and I were newly married and spent a few months and half a year together, getting tired of being together every day, with the attraction of Little Fox, I would not be able to bear it and not live a desolate life day and night. , but you can think about it for yourself, what is the most common thing you do with such a charming and enchanting little fox by your side?
As for the little fox, judging from what happened last night, it seems that she can't control her sky fox form. When she is stimulated by something, she can't help but transform.
Then, after a while, Tianhu felt sad.
It turns out...it turns out that the answer that is unknown in history and has puzzled scholars for countless years is this.
Taking the Z position, he knelt down weakly, as if he knew a confrontation between justice and evil, light and darkness, known as the heroic hymn, the most heroic, poignant and epic angels and demons in the history of the Dark Continent. The holy war started because Michael accidentally sneezed in Lucifer's garden.
Can't complain.
"I made statistics on the history of Tianhu recorded in the past dynasties, and found that only about 20% of the reasons for the love for Tianhu were clearly stated, and the sentences were ominous and the meaning was unclear, such as in an expedition Among them, unfortunate death is mentioned in one sentence, accounting for 80%. Of course, other situations are not excluded. After all, there are only dozens of records about Tianhu in the Royal Library, and the number is far from enough to prove this speculation. "
Jeluka was meticulous, showing off the rigorous and fair chivalric style she showed in front of other elves, and continued to explain to me.
"However, we might as well make a bold guess as to what those eighty percent vague answers mean. Perhaps His Highness the Idiot Prince should know better than me."
"This...how should I say this? Ha~~ah hahaha~~" I didn't know what kind of expression to show, so I could only keep giggling.
"His Royal Highness the Idiot Prince, who is a druid, already has very good physical fitness. It just turned into this in one night. It is conceivable... But speaking of it, perhaps His Highness the Idiot Prince may become the first person in history. A man who doesn’t have to worry about Tianhu Qingshang’s curse.”
"How do you say this?" I couldn't help but become curious when I saw that Jeluka's words were serious and did not look like she was digging a hole for me to jump in and then bury her complaints.
"Because I am the elder of the harem." Jeluka smiled brightly, as beautiful as thousands of tulips blooming.
It's just that when these tulips are cut, the middle is black.
Sure enough, you still want to complain about me, you bastard?
"His Royal Highness the Idiot Prince may have misunderstood me. I explained it this way seriously." Seeing my angry expression, Jeluka said calmly.
"I think you are seriously complaining about me, right?" I replied coldly.
"His Royal Highness the Idiot Prince, think about it, this is a complete victory for opening a harem. Because you have a harem, you don't have to, or rather can't, stay with that one...and His Highness Lucia every day, so you don't have to worry about being charmed by her. Huo, drained."
"this……"
I thought about what Jeluka said, and it really made sense.
Although the charm of Tianhu is infinite, if I am alone with that little fox, I really can’t help it. I’m not sure when I will fall in love with Tianhu. But, I still have Willas and the others, in terms of overall charm , whether it is Willas, Sarah, Linya, the little ghost, or even the pornographic maiden in front of me, they are not inferior to the little fox.
As long as they are here, I don't have to worry about being infatuated by the little fox's miraculous spirit and living a desolate life day and night.
Going one step further, the pornographic woman in front of me has the ability to heal demons.
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but raise my head and take a comprehensive look at Jeluka from top to bottom.
"The thoughts of His Highness the Idiot Prince can really be shown clearly on his face." For some reason, Jeluka was clearly smiling, but she could feel that there was a hint of emotion in Jeluka's eyes. Cold and angry meaning.
That's right, because after having sex with the little fox, I was drained, and then I turned around and asked Jeluka to make up for my demons, even if she was my personal maid. This kind of request is for a woman. It's too much. It seems that we can't expect to use this trick.
All in all, maybe as the dirty lady said, this is the victory of opening the harem, or maybe it is the nemesis of Tianhu Qingshang. Could it be that we unintentionally not only know the mystery of Tianhu Qingshang, but also know the secret of Tianhu Qingshang. Also *** it?
Of course, the prerequisite for this restraint is that the quality of the harem can be comparable to that little sky fox.
"But why is it that such a simple thing has always been a mystery, with no clues handed down?" It suddenly occurred to me that this question was indeed very suspicious. There must be some secret record.
As a result, as soon as he finished speaking, he was looked at with pity by this pornographic woman.
"Tianhu Qingshang's true identity... usually only Tianhu and her partner know about it."
"That's right."
"You died because of doing that kind of thing. Do you think this shameful thing will be spread? Even the entire fox tribe cannot know about it, let alone record it in writing. If it is accidentally discovered by other tribes, then The fox-man clan will no longer have the face to see others."
"That's... too."
Think about it, if everyone knew that the rumored and extremely sad Curse of Heavenly Fox was actually caused by the loss of sexual energy and death... If I were a fox tribe, I would do everything possible to keep it secret and obliterate everything that might be leaked. Possibility.
Okay, so far, why the simple reason of Tianhu Qingshang has become an eternal mystery, which has puzzled countless scholars and sages, and this problem has been explained clearly.
I seemed to see the giant of history taking a step forward with great clarity, and I didn’t expect that I would also be involved in it. My heart was extremely complicated.
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