Chapter 1035: A Way to Bring the Dead Back to Life!

Intimidation alone is not enough. If this painful worm can't think of it, and it comes to a dead end, then all the original intention will be lost, so we have to find a way, scientifically... ahem, magically to really remove the little black tan's body. The pain worm lives in hiding, protecting the little black charcoal.

To do this, Jeluka and I alone cannot do it, so we have to rely on the power of the Mages Guild.

At first, I thought it was a bit difficult. After all, even if I am an alliance elder, it is too much to dispatch a large amount of the power of the Mage Guild to save a little girl who is insignificant to the alliance. When I stepped into the Mage Guild, , I thought about this for a long time, and finally thought of the scene of Xiao Heitan crawling on the grass in the dark night, with his whole thin body scraping mud, so I gritted my teeth and rushed in. I just treated it as a willful act, even if it was with The elder's order also requires the Mages Guild to help with this.

Unexpectedly, I just finished explaining that there are actually a bunch of idle mages... Although it is unreasonable to describe people who are willing to help me, but in my eyes, they are like this, and the reason why they are willing to help is probably based on research. Such a group of people rushed in with gleaming eyes, and expressed their righteousness and awe that they were willing to devote themselves to the alliance until death, so everyone hit it off immediately. While the president of the Mages Guild, who was originally skeptical about this, held his head and screamed, everyone He started to get busy on how to seal the painful worms that invaded his body.

Then, I, a magic apprentice, was kicked out for such a ruthless reason as being a disservice. What a bunch of cold-blooded guys. I cursed and was officially nominated from the [Save Humanity Plan: Ad hoc Parliamentary Group on How to Seal a Painful Worm] meeting. After leaving the room, once the mages enter the research mode, they are a group of cold-blooded animals with only spell formulas in their minds. This I deeply realized again.

Where did Jeluka go? Ever since I was kissed on the eye, I yelled that I was pregnant and then left with a blush on my face. Fortunately, I was in the Mage Guild and there were no people around, otherwise I wouldn’t have to wait for the next day to hear rumors of a new baby. The title was all figured out for those bastard gossip lovers - "Shocking!" Bizarre! Beasts are out! Ladies beware! The alliance elder who will become pregnant if he kisses her".

"..."

Maybe it would be good if this really happened, said Vilas, who had always wanted to give me a child.

Jeluka's long purple hair is quite eye-catching. In the guild, I just caught a few mages at random and asked about her whereabouts.

She actually went to the mage library again. Could it be that the Elf Royal Library couldn't satisfy her anymore? After walking among the shelves of bookshelves, I finally found a purple figure in a corner of the library that was as big as a football field.

Sitting on the floor, half leaning on the bookshelf, the purple eyes that usually blinked and seemed extremely agile are now staring at the book in his hand motionlessly. His expression does not give people the feeling of silence and dullness at all. Although his eyes are smaller than usual. Her agility was exchanged for something she had never shown to herself before, a quiet aura like an elf in the lake.

A beautiful and strange atmosphere arose spontaneously, and that small corner of less than two square meters seemed to be cut into another world by the temperament she exuded at this time, a world that only belonged to her and the book, like a small black coal but Differently, it exudes an aura that is completely isolated from this world, as if you are in the quietness of another space. It is obviously close in front of you, but it seems that you will never be able to touch that figure.

I hated this feeling, so I coughed hard several times, but without any response, I stormed up, strode up, and squatted down in front of her."

"Hey, can you hear me? Jeluka?!"

no response.

"Hey, hey, get up, it's time to eat!"

Still no response.

"Ah! No, Carol is here!!"

Still no response.

"..."

I looked away for a moment, and then I brought my face up to her delicate and sweet face, so close that I could even smell the sweet scent of tulips coming out of her nose. Breath, you can feel the moisture and warmth emanating from those soft cherry-colored lips, and then...

He passed by her face, his lips gently touched the fair ear, and he softly said three words.

"Birth control pills."

"!!"

Like a rabbit that was suddenly startled by some slight movement, Jeluka raised her head blankly and quickly glanced left and right. Then, those purple eyes that became agile again, and my eyes were almost close to each other. Staring at each other from a distance.

sluggish……

With a "pop" sound, the book in her hand slipped and fell on the wooden floor.

"Wow……"

"Wow?"

Another auxiliary word with unknown meaning.

"Wow wow wow wow wow~~~~~ Your Royal Highness is pregnant!!!!!!!"

Your Royal Highness is...pregnant? !

I froze, and my eyebrows on both sides were tangled together. If I hadn't seen this guy blushing and looking frightened by my sudden appearance, I would have thought she was selling something weird again. Pornographic jokes.

Having said that, only keywords like contraceptive pills can awaken her. This guy is really hopeless. Maybe the dirty jokes are really her true nature.

There was a "pop" sound.

"Woo~~~"

By the way, this was the violent sound that occurred when Zeluka was frightened. She quickly threw her upper body up and tried to step back, but her head hit the bookshelf behind her, followed by her screams.

"Crack~~~~!!"

Not accepting the lesson at all, she screamed and stepped back subconsciously, only to score twice. If the scene was more cartoonish, Jeluka would have had two big bumps growing out of the same position on her head.

"Crack~~~!!"

Still did not accept the lesson, completely ignored the principle of three things, and continued to push back. I said, are you out of your mind? Or did the bookshelf offend you?

"Crack~~~!!"

I began to wonder if I was really that scary, to be able to make a normally very smart guy forget about the existence of obstacles behind him and crash into the same place four times in a row.

"Okay, that's enough."

Seeing that there was still the fifth time, I quickly grabbed Jeluka's shoulders and held her down. Don't get me wrong, I was just worried about the bookshelf. Yes, I could be hit four times in a row by a guy with advanced strength in the pseudo-field. If you don't fall apart, you have worked very hard to survive, bookshelf children's shoes.

It took a while for Jeluka to calm down, probably because she was ashamed of the scene just now. As a result, for a period of time, on the pretext of looking at the scenery outside and breathing fresh air, she sold her front to the window, leaving only me. Next background.

"What are you reading? You are reading so enthusiastically."

The atmosphere was a little awkward, so I picked up the book that Jeluka had left on the ground and flipped through it casually.

"Ahem."

The wind outside the window blew up the gauze curtain, and Jeluka turned her head with an air of being out of the dust, bringing up her purple hair to dance with the white gauze.

"The day before yesterday I saw a beast Duke, yesterday I saw a bottle of birth control pills, and today I met you."

"No...even if you say that, I don't know how to answer? And why is it one? A beast Duke?! What on earth is the Beast Duke?! Is he still a human?! Finally, don't compare me with the strange Things juxtaposed.”

I tilted my head in confusion. What was going on with this strong sense of déjà vu? It seems that not too long ago, I heard similar words, and I remembered that it was that guy Aleus. Can I say something like "the same move will not work on the Saint a second time"?

"It's really superficial. This is a famous saying."

With this turning point, Jeluka finally returned to normal.

"If that's the case, then you should reflect more and don't insult the masterpiece, you bastard."

"I just want to try to tell you. Did His Highness feel it just now? The breath of a girl from 240 years in the future."

"I think I smell the musty smell of birth control pills 240 years later."

"Contraceptive pills are always full of girlish flavor."

Faced with my complaints, Jeluka calmly looked out the window, her expression and tone were long and ethereal, but her words were filled with a pornographic atmosphere.

"Then I would like to ask you, the girl from 240 years in the future, what the future will be like." Holding back my temper, I tried to continue the conversation.

"Well, monsters are running rampant everywhere."

The future girl frowned, and her serious expression made people feel that the future was really as dark as she said.

"The monster called the Duke of Beasts is spread all over the continent. It is covered in a terrifying black smooth carapace, crawling around with trembling tentacles."

"Has Duke Beast been mass-produced, you bastard! How dedicated are you to Duke Beast, bastard! By the way, what on earth is Duke Beast, bastard!! Is it a cockroach with a human face?!!"

I couldn't bear it any longer, and the tea table that stirred my soul turned into a roaring body.

"Contraceptive pills... can no longer stop the spread of the Duke of Beasts. The continent is finished." She sat slumped on the ground like a tragic girl in a stage play, Jeluka said with a sob (performance mode).

"Ah, I understand, so you went back 240 years ago and planned to save the continent, right?"

"wrong!!"

Jeluka suddenly stood up and straightened her body, as if she had suddenly changed from a sad princess lamenting the destruction of the world to a knight queen vowing to save the continent.

"I'm just a contraceptive seller."

In my shocked gaze, she was holding a bottle in one hand, and with the other hand, she pointed to the three characters "Contraceptive Pill" on the bottle, and a light seemed to flash from the corner of her eyes.

"..."

Okay, I get it, I'm very clear, even if this guy's identity is indeed from the future after 240 years, the purpose of coming here is just to sell money.

I can no longer argue with her about the topic of birth control pills. I always feel that I will be led into an invisible black whirlpool of birth control pills that will never see the light of day again.

I tried to change the topic, my eyes fell on the book in my hand, I closed the page and glanced at the cover.

Well, let me see, the name is... "The Legend of the Dragon Knight and His Female Dragon who Can Transform into a Beautiful Girl Across the Continent: Yulia's 100 Styles of Riding a Dragon"?

My eyes are damaged. Could it be that I have been reading letters from Vilas and the others every night recently, and my eyes are tired and my vision is blurred?

Looking at it again, it turned out that it was not me who was dazzled. It was not me who was damaged, but the world. Now I have confirmed this.

"Well, it's a very third-rate novel."

Instantly assuming the impartial attitude of a knight, Jeluka made this comment.

"A third-rate lustful knight accidentally broke into the Dragon Valley and died. He was rescued by a beautiful dragon girl. He inexplicably fell in love with the protagonist and signed a contract."

"I said... Jeluka, I'm glad you can explain it to me, but can you please stop staring at me and talking?"

“Thus began an erotic journey across the continent.”

"They said stop staring at me, it's not my fault!!"

"Finally, he tripped over a stone, hit his forehead on another stone, and died."

"Ah, he died. He died anyway, and it was the most boring way to die."

"Your Highness, please be careful where you step."

"You are really referring to Sang and Huai, you bastard!!"

"You're kidding, I'm just making sure of one thing." After coughing, Jeluka's expression returned to seriousness.

"What's up?"

"Well, it's about the third-rate protagonist's resurrection after death."

Taking the book from my hand, Jeluka flipped through it for a while, and then handed it back to me. I always felt that the third-rate protagonist from Jeluka's mouth made me itchy. Is this the legendary empathy?

Let me see, um, is it talking about the part where the third-rate lecherous knight broke into the Dragon Valley and died and was rescued by the dragon girl?

After taking a brief look and recalling Jeluka's introduction just now, I made a judgment in my mind.

Read on…

"Mosaic's head was bruised and bloody after being tripped and hit by a rock. Because it was not bandaged properly, his whole head was dyed red. He eventually collapsed due to excessive blood loss..."

Did he also die from tripping over a stone for the first time? Does this guy have a grudge against the stone? So bad, this is the baddest male protagonist I have ever seen.

The kind-hearted dragon girl Yulia met Mosaic shortly after his death and gave him Dragon Soul Grass...

"It's right here, right here!!"

I don't know when, Jeluka had come over, her body was close to mine, her long purple ribbon-like hair brushed past the tip of her nose, and a faint girly fragrance hit her nostrils.

Shaking his head, his eyes fell on where Jeluka was pointing. They were the three characters, Dragon Soul Grass.

"I won't complain about the vulgar name setting, what do you mean?"

"Well, be prepared for the worst, and even then you won't give up." Jeluka said decisively.

At this moment, I felt like gently stroking the vagina of Jeluka's head. For Xiao Heitan, this guy was also working hard.

"However, this is just a third-rate novel after all. Are you sure this information is not just randomly made up to deceive people?" I then raised a question.

"Of course my basis for judging the existence of Dragon Soul Grass cannot be based solely on such a third-rate novel. In fact, when I was in the Royal Library, I saw many such rumors. Now I just want to confirm the human side. Are there any similar rumors?"

"In other words, does it really exist?" My eyes sparkled, I was brought back to life! !

"Well, based on the information I obtained from the Royal Library, it can be roughly judged this way, and it has the following characteristics." Jeluka glanced at me and continued.

"First, it cannot work on the strong."

When I heard this first thing, I immediately stopped. What, it makes people happy for nothing!

"What is the definition of strong?" I asked unwillingly.

"God knows, how could the record be so clear, but it is sure to be effective on Xiao Heitan." Jeluka shook her head slightly.

That's right, if Xiao Heitan can be considered a strong person, then wouldn't my dead dog become an Iron Man Pekingese? Isn’t Elijah a kung fu mermaid?

"The appearance is similar to ordinary weeds, but it exudes a unique golden light. The mature dragon soul grass leaves are divided into seven leaves, each showing seven colors, so there is absolutely no mistaking it."

"...

The description of the appearance is really specific and showy enough. Even a blind person would probably not be able to recognize such a thing when it is placed in front of them.

"It only grows in places where dragons live. It is very rare. It is said that it takes a thousand years to germinate, a thousand years to grow, and a thousand years to mature."

"..."

I always feel that a lot of settings have been stolen. Once something like this appears, is there really no problem in terms of copyright?

"All in all, we have found another way, right?"

Jeluka's eyes were still fixed on the book, she nodded, and suddenly asked.

"How is the situation with His Royal Highness?"

"Oh, it went well."

I shrugged my shoulders and recounted the virtues of those mages after finding novel things.

"Is there enough time?" Jeluka frowned.

"This... I really can't say for sure."

"Call our mage here too." Jeluka suggested.

I was stunned for a long time before I finally figured out that the "our mage" Jeluka mentioned was the elf mage.

"Is this really good? Will they help?"

"Of course, as long as you tell them carefully, they will definitely agree. Our mages are all kind-hearted elves."

It seems that all the mages in the alliance are cold-blooded animals.

"Well, with your status, you may be able to convince them."

"Your Highness, what are you talking about? I am just a humble maid, and I am making the request as Your Highness."

"Huh?!!"

I looked at Jeluka with wide eyes and realized that she was not joking.

Forget it, since she is full of confidence, let her go. On the elf side, she knows better what to do.

After the discussion, after a moment's pause, Jeluka's expression suddenly stiffened, and she finally discovered the fact that the two bodies were close to each other.

"Woo...Woo~~~"

She took a few steps back with a blushing face, like a weak girl blocked by a pervert in a dead end of a deep alley in the dead of night. Her body was constantly trembling, and a layer of timid mist quickly appeared in her beautiful eyes, and she put the hand in her hand. ...Uh, birth control pills, hold on tight.

I won’t complain about you——I looked at Jeluka with this look...