Chapter 299 Xueno Is Still Dreaming About Yangno
"Wake up."
Okudera Miki walked out of the bedroom with her nightgown and walked over quickly, helplessly pulling out Shizuka Hiratsuka's little hand that was still in her briefs.
Really, do you still have the habit of hiding cigarettes here?
"My head hurts so much, little Miki, give me a cigarette, just one, I'm going to die without another cigarette."
Even though she was shouting like this, Shizuka Hiratsuka still closed her eyes and let Okudera Miki manipulate her body and help her put on her nightgown.
"If I could die so easily, I would really like to see it." Okudera said unhappily.
"Me too~" Yukino Baixiangli came over with the hangover soup.
"You don't understand the world of adults. If there were no cigarettes and beer, do you know how much the suicide rate in Japan would increase every year!"
Shizuka Hiratsuka finally opened her eyes, adjusted her nightgown to cover her bare buttocks a little, and then reached out to take the hangover soup handed over by Yukino.
"Ah~~ As expected, there must be two women who can cook at home."
She sniffed and took a deep breath of the smoke floating on the white liquid in the bowl. The rich milky aroma instantly filled her nasal cavity and went straight to her brain along the olfactory nerves, making the hungover person feel much more comfortable.
"Don't talk like an uncle." Okudera Miki said helplessly. Not only did her friend's words and deeds make people feel helpless, but she also wore only one set of clothes for years, which was like a middle-aged uncle.
"Well~ This kind of thing is just like when Nobita grows up, he will not cry for help from Doraemon at every turn. Once life reaches a certain level, it will become similar."
Hiratsuka Shizuka said nonsense casually.
"But I haven't seen Nobita grow up until now."
"Yes, so you can't deny what I said~"
Hiratsuka Shizuka replied proudly, and put the bowl to her mouth without blowing, and took a big sip.
"But, that hangover soup was not made by the woman in your family, but was left by Hojo Kyosuke when he came here at noon." Okudera Miki said with a smile.
"Puff - cough cough cough -"
"Be careful." Yukino walked over and gently patted Hiratsuka Shizuka's back, took out two tissues and handed them over.
"What! Are you saying that when I was drunk and asleep, that guy sneaked into my house!?"
Although she held the tissue in her hand, Hiratsuka Shizuka did not choose to wipe her mouth, but stretched out her pink little tongue without any spine to lick the white liquid on the edge of her lips clean.
"Xiao Jing, has your memory become so bad? When we first met, didn't you get drunk and let Kyosuke and I take you home? After that, um... let me count.
Once at the Yakitori restaurant in Monzennakacho, Koto-ku, once at the Washokutei in Komagome, Toshima-ku, once at Hiroki in Setagaya-ku..."
"Enough, stop talking, I know! I know I'm an incurable alcoholic!"
Hiratsuka Shizuka shouted repeatedly, not even thinking about slowly savoring the delicious hangover soup in her hand. After drinking it in one gulp, she ran to the bathroom like she was escaping.
"This guy really needs to find a partner quickly." Okudera Miki shook her head helplessly.
Yukino smiled, but did not respond to this matter. She retracted her gaze from Hiratsuka Shizuka who ran to the bathroom, and looked at Miki Okudera:
"Miki, will you go back to Ruyi Ryo with me later?"
"Ruyi Ryo?"
Miki Okudera was stunned at first, and then realized why Yukino asked this. Tomorrow is the day when Hojo Kyosuke will attend the Honya Grand Prize Award Ceremony, and today is the day to decide who will go with him.
As her thoughts turned, she smiled and shook her head:
"I won't join in the fun."
"As expected of you, you are a caring big sister. Hojo-kun will definitely be very touched when he knows." Yukino smiled, but did not ask why.
"After all, sensible women are the most popular~"
Okudera smiled, and his thoughts drifted to other places.
Previously, Kyosuke brought two friends from the Reasoning Association to his restaurant for dinner, and the president Chino said that he would hold a banquet at home. This kind of banquet must require female relatives. As the one who is most familiar with Kyosuke and his friends in society, she will definitely be the first choice.
Rather than trying to win a place that is doomed to fail, it is better for Kyosuke to save his trouble and wait for his own chance. By then, a perfect woman like me who can handle both the living room and the kitchen will surely attract the envy of Kyosuke's friends.
"That's right."
Yukino nodded in agreement. Although she was just too soft-hearted, she could be considered "sensible" in a sense.
"Do you want me to tell Hojo-kun for you?" she asked again.
"I'll tell him myself."
"Okay~"
"What's okay?"
Shizuka Hiratsuka, with tears on her face, came over.
"We are talking about going back to Ruyi Liao at night. It seems that you haven't been there once, right?" Okudera said.
"Ruyi Liao?"
Shizuka Hiratsuka repeated the familiar name.
"It's Hojo-kun's home." Yukino explained.
"Ah, even though I've heard you call that guy like that many times, Yukino, I still can't accept it. You should just call him brat like I do! You're his teacher!"
Shizuka Hiratsuka muttered, how could a teacher use honorifics to his students? Should the teacher bow to say hello when they meet him at school?
Hearing this, Yukino and Okudera looked at each other, feeling powerless in their hearts.
Yukino suddenly remembered a comic he accidentally saw when he went to Erili's room to play. There was a hot lady on top, shouting "Damn brat", "The head is not as big as my XX", "How dare you do this"... words like these that made her cheeks heat up when she thought about it. .
On one side, she was hit by a boy who was much shorter than her, um, um...
In the bond between himself and Hojo-kun, he is the one who seeks help, and he is the one who relies on him.
The title "Hojo-kun" not only represents Yukino's feelings, but also reflects the two people's past experiences.
He regards Hojo-kun as a god, and every day he foolishly guesses which god he is; he eats the food he feeds himself, and he wipes away his tears...
"Such beautiful eyes can't just be used for crying."
Faced with these words at that time, I just let Hojo-kun wipe away my tears, looked at him, and thought, "Hojo-kun, I can't do this."
If I followed Xiao Jing's words, wouldn't I have to seriously raise my eyebrows and scold:
"Kid, show some respect to me, I'm your teacher!"
this……
In this case, wouldn't he become a lonely adult like Xiao Jing, who spends his days smoking and drinking? It’s too scary, no, I definitely don’t want to!
"Xiao Jing, you don't understand."
A slight smile appeared on Xueye's gentle face.
"Hey - Miki, look at Yukino's expression!"
Seeing Yukino's meaningful smile, Shizuka Hiratsuka immediately wanted to drag her friends along to condemn her, but as soon as she turned her head, she saw that the smile on Miki Okudera's face was also so annoying.
"Why are you like this too!"
Shizuka Hiratsuka muttered and put down the bowl, picked up the dorayaki on the table and started eating.
"Is this also from that kid?"
"Yeah, why, do you think you've already drank the sobering soup made by Kyousuke, and eating the snacks he sent will relieve your psychological burden?" Okudera Miki said with a smile.
"Tsk, I am his beloved teacher, and he should respect me."
Shizuka Hiratsuka chewed the snacks in her mouth fiercely. The chestnut cream was mixed with the fluffy pancake. Every chew would bring great enjoyment to the taste buds.
"Ah, as expected, as a girl, you should eat such sweet and soft snacks." She narrowed her eyes happily.
"Hey? Why have you become a girl again? Aren't you a mature and stable elite woman in society?" Miki Okudera unceremoniously broke the news.
"The charm of a woman is that she will never let others find out her thoughts. You still have a lot to learn about this, Miki!"
Shizu Hiratsuka shook his head and said, but as soon as he finished speaking, he couldn't help laughing. These words were simply unconvincing to say by himself. Even if they were used to educate female high school students in the school, they would not hesitate. Said, "Teacher Hiratsuka, you'd better solve your personal problems first, don't lie to yourself."
Tsk, what I’m talking about here is definitely not the girl named Yukinoshita Yukino from Class J of the first year. Although she doesn’t show mercy to the teacher at all, as a teacher with noble ethics, I will still give her love and education. .
Thinking of Yukinoshita Yukino, Hiratsuka Shizu thought of another Yukinoshita:
"By the way, where did Yangno go?"
Usually during gatherings like this, Yangono-chan would sleep with her until noon before getting up. Why did she disappear so early today?
"As a female college student in her prime, of course she is enjoying the relaxed and comfortable pink college life~"
Miki Okudera also picked up a bowl of hangover soup and sipped it. Speaking of which, I taught Kyosuke this soup by myself. It is very simple. It is blended with rice soup after cooking and milk. Milk can protect the gastric mucosa and reduce alcohol absorption, and the special aroma of rice can arouse people's emotions. appetite.
But now when I drink it, it is completely different from what I do.
He is indeed the man I like, she thought happily.
"Damn it, damn female college student!"
Hearing this, Shizuka Hiratsuka immediately imagined in her mind the sight of Yangno surrounded by all kinds of outstanding young men, and her heart was filled with envy and jealousy.
"Wait, that's not right, aren't we all from the same school? Where does Ochanomizu get the pink color from? Is it with the high school!" She reacted.
"Who says girls can't be pink?" Xueye joked with a smile.
"Girl, girl!?" Hiratsuka Shizuka opened her mouth wide.
"No, no, I have to call Harano!" She had to dig out her pocket out of habit, but her little hands immediately slid into the silky flannel nightgown, and once again touched her smooth and tender body. skin.
Wow, this feels so good~ As expected of me!
Once, twice, she quietly stroked her slender but muscular waist as if scratching an itch.
"Ahem, Xiaojing, don't you understand this very well?" Okudera Miki said speechlessly.
"Ahem, Xueye lend me your phone."
Shizuka Hiratsuka blushed and quickly stretched out his hand.
"Hey? Do you really want to fight?"
Yukino sighed softly, then looked at the time and confirmed that it was not class time before handing the phone to Shizuka Hiratsuka.
The call was quickly connected, but the voice from the other end made Shizuka Hiratsuka put down the phone to confirm whether the name was correct.
"Yono, what's wrong with you?"
Why did you become so serious all of a sudden? Shizuka Hiratsuka wondered.
In the past, every time she called Yono, the voice from the other end would always start with "Moshimoshi~", and then even though it was a phone number with a name saved, Yono would still ask all kinds of inappropriate questions, pretending to be a telemarketer or something like that.
But now, after she answered the phone, she just greeted calmly and asked if there was anything.
On the other side, in the first-class waiting room of Haneda Airport, Yukinoshita Yono held the phone to her ear with one hand and gently covered the microphone with the other hand, using the classic posture of a Japanese lady answering the phone.
After hearing Shizuka Hiratsuka's question, she nodded to her mother, who was wearing a green kimono opposite, with an elegant smile on her face, then stood up and looked for another place to make a call. Feeling the scrutiny of her mother behind her, Yang No, who wanted to walk fast, suppressed her will and took elegant small steps.
"Ah~~"
She shouted wantonly:
"Finally I can breathe loudly, I almost thought I was going to suffocate to death."
Hearing this, Shizuka Hiratsuka was slightly stunned and said tentatively:
"Could it be that Yang No, you are with Mrs. Yukinoshita now?"
"Of course, how could I suffocate except with my mother?" Yang No said as a matter of course.
Listening to the sound in the receiver, Yukino and Okudera nodded together. Indeed, generally speaking, only Yang No could suffocate others, and the only one who could suffocate her might be the "super super super terrible mother" in her mouth.
"But shouldn't you be in school now?" Shizuka Hiratsuka wondered, could it be that Mrs. Yukinoshita was going to donate a dormitory building to Ochanomizu University?
"Ah, this~"
Yonori stood behind the huge glass wall of the airport, watching the planes landing or about to take off on the runway, and her chest was very heavy. She had to admit that besides her mother, Xiaojing also had the talent of suffocating people.
She didn't feel anything at first, but when she heard this question, she felt chest tightness. And it was definitely not because her breasts were big!
"Because I have to attend a banquet in Osaka with my mother tonight, so I asked for leave." Her voice sounded unusually relaxed, as if she was very happy to ask for leave to go to Osaka.
"..."
Hiratsuka Shizuka was silent for two seconds, and she had forgotten all about the pink campus life.
"Soga, is that so. Is your body okay? Didn't you drink a lot last night?"
This was all she could say. She couldn't put on the posture of a teacher and teach Yono that students should act like students and should focus on their studies. That was disrespectful to Yono and an insult to her.
"Don't worry, I'm fine. I'm not as weak as you, Jing. I won't get drunk~~"
Yonano's usual smug voice came from the other side, but Shizuka Hiratsuka didn't have the urge to refute.
"Remember to drink less tonight." He showed his weak concern.
"Hahaha, it's a high-end banquet tonight. The attendees are either congressmen or presidents of large companies, so the drinks are all top-notch. Going to such a boring place, of course, the only thing you can do is to drink enough~"
"You guys, you should be more cute when you are serious in front of Mrs. Yukinoshita."
"Huh? That's too much, Jingjing~~"
"Ugh! Disgusting!"
"Are you talking about disgusting?"
"No, shut up, don't say it, goodbye, see you next time!"
Hearing the delicate voice coming from the receiver of the mobile phone, Shizuka Hiratsuka shuddered all over and quickly stretched out her index finger to press the hang-up button.
Looking at the black screen of the mobile phone on the table, Yukinoshita Yoonano's three drinking buddies fell silent for a while.
Is Haruno really not feeling uncomfortable? Shizuka Hiratsuka, who had slept five hours longer than Haruno and still had a dull headache after drinking the hangover soup, has the best say.
Absolutely impossible.
Is Haruno really not going to get drunk? Yukino, who listened to the entire conversation between Haruno and Hojo Kyousuke and saw that the other party didn't even know that the speakerphone was turned on, knows this best.
Absolutely impossible.
Does Haruno really enjoy the so-called high-end banquet? Anyone with a normal brain can hear this from the conversation just now. Going to a banquet full of social dregs with a mother who feels low pressure just by being around is too far from the pink college life that everyone knows.
After a long time, Miki Okudera broke the stagnant air.
"Yukino, you said before that Haruno's sister will also go to Ruyi-ryo today to participate in club activities there?"
"Yeah, yes, in fact, she stayed at Ruyi-ryo last night."
Yukino nodded. These were all told to him by Hojo-kun when he came today. That person is always so reassuring. He was worried that he would feel uncomfortable when he went home today because of Yukinoshita Yukino's presence, so he asked him if he needed him to change the venue of the activity to another place.
He didn't consider Yukinoshita at all, but only thought about himself wholeheartedly.
However, since I have already decided to move into Ruyi Dormitory, how could I still care about those things~ If there is a rumor about me and Hojo-kun in the school.
Hmm... that seems pretty good!
Yukinoshita Yukino? Club activities?
Shizuka Hiratsuka tilted her head, looking confused.
Without her help, Yukino actually found a commission by herself? And it seems that she did a good job. With her personality, she can actually stay overnight at someone else's house? This is too magical, right? Has her awkward personality been corrected?
Shizuka Hiratsuka's head was filled with various questions for a while, and finally these questions were gathered into one sentence:
But why is the event location at Hojo Kyosuke's house? Why did Yukino stay overnight at Hojo Kyosuke's house!
Wait, this is not the point.
She shook her head and tried to get rid of the chaotic thoughts in her head.
What she really wanted to say was the huge difference in the lives of the two sisters.
The elder sister still forced herself to go to class after a hangover. Whether it was self-discipline or something else, let's not talk about it for now. But she tried so hard to go to school, but under a phone call and an order from her mother, she had to drag her heavy and uncomfortable body and fly to Osaka to engage in boring and disgusting social activities.
All this is just because she is the heir of the Yukinoshita family. This is something she cannot escape and must do.
Although the younger sister has personality problems, she can still study at school with peace of mind and participate in happy club activities after school.
This is a phenomenon caused by the family environment. As an outsider, Shizuka Hiratsuka has no way to comment. However, she vaguely remembers what Yukino said on the day she came to her to create the Service Club.
"The dream is to inherit my father's business"
Xiao Yukino, if you see this side of Haruno, would you still want to inherit your father's business?
Thinking that Haruno should have boarded the plane with a churning stomach, Shizuka Hiratsuka sincerely hoped that she would not be drunk, so that she would not vomit on the plane and expose her fragile side "losing the face of the Yukinoshita family."
Yukino Momoka also had the same idea at the moment. What she was thinking about was what Hojo-kun said to Haruno last night:
"Next time you need to drink, bring Yukinoshita Yukino with you, and let her tell the other party how bad it is to persuade them to drink, and scold them severely. Or let her help them quit drinking, anyway, let them feel the so-called absolute justice."
Hehe~~ Hojo-kun is a god, he always has a way~
I still have a fever and tonsil inflammation, sorry, I will update more when I get better.
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