Chapter 387 Arrangements
Although he is a rather unreliable bean, I have no doubt about the strong backstage behind this guy who can be bribed with two lollipops.
Well, two lollipops, looking at the jingle in the palm of my hand, and a lollipop in the other hand as a long knife, happily performing with me the profound knife skills from the God Realm, I have no idea...
"Dingdang, have you finished the exam?"
Remember that before leaving, this little thing told us that she was going back to the God Realm to take the painful Junior Creation Certificate exam. I originally thought that according to the time concept of the Gods, it would take several months for her to come back, but I didn’t expect that it would only be a few months ago. The exam is over in just one day.
Ding Dong made a gesture of withdrawing his strength, then put one lollipop back into his own dimension, peeled off the candy wrapper of the other lollipop with ease, and began to crunch it while answering vaguely: "Yeah, Dingdang has finished the exam!"
"It went well?"
Looking at Dingdang's energetic appearance now, I guess she will pass this time in all likelihood. This is really something worth celebrating - Dingdang, the little goddess at the end of the crane for ten thousand years, finally passed once. After all, she will Why don't we just celebrate a century of good weather all over the world?
Dingdang raised his head cheerfully: "No! Dingdang filled in the wrong admission ticket number during the written test! So he came back early without even completing the experimental questions!"
Then I was horrified.
He picked up the happy-looking little thing and turned it over and over for a long time to observe it, but he didn't find anything out of the ordinary - by the way, had Dingdang been overstimulated and gone crazy?
Although the IQ of this little thing is quite worrying.
The elder sister next to me smiled softly and reminded: "Ajun! Dingdang will bite you~~"
Dingdang, who I put under my eyes for careful observation, turned red again and immediately rushed up to hold my nose and shouted loudly: "You have seen everything! Dingdang will not be able to get married!!"
...How do you expect me to treat such a pet like a girl, you bastard!
"Dingdang, are you okay? Your primary creation certificate seems to have failed again..."
After hesitating for a long time, I still raised such a question. Based on previous experience, it seems that Dingdang attaches great importance to the primary creation certificate. Why didn't she feel sad at all when she failed the exam this time?
Unexpectedly, Dingdang held the candy ball and shook his head nonchalantly: "Dingdang is used to it! Even the cramming before the exam is habitually working hard! Father God has told us that only seizing the next time is meaningful! Father God is amazing! So Dingdang just needs to continue to make up the exam!"
...You guys just keep failing classes until the end of the world!
Dingdang gnawed on the candy balls, and finally discovered the pictures on the huge holographic projection behind him, and asked curiously: "Ajun, what are you doing? Are you going to develop outer space? Dingdang can help! Dingdang can help!" The science of creation...Dingdang is amazing!"
"No, actually, we might be in some trouble..."
At the moment, I told Lord God in detail what Lin Xue had predicted and the dilemma of insufficient military strength on our side. But to be honest, this little thing has been competing with her lollipop from the beginning to the end. She It's hard to say how much help it can help, and if you think about it...can such a little thing really kill a star quietly? Or is her reputation in the God Realm strong enough to invite the God of Destruction?
"Oh...that's it..."
After listening to my description, Dingdang sat cross-legged on my hand and licked his fingers.
"It is indeed a bit troublesome. We have to detonate a giant star so close to a fragile galaxy without causing any vibrations in the nearby stars. Dingdang remembers that there is such an argument question in the junior high school entrance examination of the Light God Clan... Arjun, please wait a moment!!"
Dingdang said hello, then jumped up to the table lightly, opened his own personal space and started to stir things up from inside. After a while, the huge conference table in front of me was covered with all kinds of incredible things. It's full of stuff.
Colorful candy wrappers - these are Dingdang's collection, various brands of lollipops - this is the same as above, small and cute tea sets, tableware, cups and washing utensils - these are Dingdang's daily necessities, a small comb that looks like a toy, a mirror , clothes, uh, and something that looks like underwear - by the way, why does this little thing have everything hanging out?
In addition to these miniature daily necessities, there are many things that make me think about it, such as the unknown crystal that exudes a mysterious luster. Is this the legendary ninth-level holy beast demon core? There is also a dark granular substance in a small bottle. Could it be the marrow of the dragon that is used to refine the peerless magic weapon? besides……
"Arjun Arjun, look at this. These are glass beads and sesame seeds taken from the world of Astila-10086. They are similar to things on earth, right? Dingdang is a collector..."
Forget it, I knew those things wouldn't appear in this book...
The small and exquisite Dingdang simply jumped into the pile of garbage and began to rummage around in it. All kinds of more eye-catching things came out of it like a spurt. I can't imagine how this goddess usually takes care of her life. ——After becoming the world management god, she must have two personal angels to at least reach the lower level main god, right? Is it really okay for Lilina to be a half-assed person?
"Ah, here, here!"
Dingdang finally found what he was looking for. It was a large stack of mysterious books with luxurious and colorful covers. The thickness and size of each book were enough to make it the best weapon for street fights. When stacked, they were at least equivalent to The total of four or five jingle bells is so high, and our little goddess is standing at the foot of the mountain of books, raising her little head with great effort, and distinguishing the characters on the spine of the book one by one.
""One Hundred Questions on Common Techniques of the 133rd Generation World Management System", this is not "On Writing and Retrieval of Stability Laws", this is not "Why Artifacts Shine - Little Common Knowledge in Life You Don't Know", Huh? Dingdang still Have you ever borrowed this book from the library? The stupid lizard who was imprisoned for missing a book last time is so pitiful... Ah, this is it! "The Little Magic of Love that Saves the World"! It should be in this There are tips for dealing with collapsing stars!”
I hid my face, cried bitterly, looked up to the sky and sighed, doing more than thirty laps of back somersaults with tears streaming down my face, bastard!
Lord God was holding that gorgeous book from the divine world that would make any mortal Dharma God willing to sacrifice all his life just to take a look at it. He lay on the page and read it carefully, and then raised his head: " Ding Dong has a solution!”
"It records a very effective method, which is quite effective for remote worlds without owners. It uses a complex rule to invade the world's management terminal, and then bypasses the identity authentication system and directly modifies the world's stars and expansion rate. In this way If so, Dingdang can delete the entire out-of-control star! However, the method mentioned above can only be used once, otherwise it will cause irreparable damage to the integrity of the world's laws, because Dingdang can never be repaired. The law is broken, so Dingdang can only help you deal with the star, and you will have to work hard for other things..."
"This is already very powerful..."
I was filled with emotion, stretched out a finger and gently caressed Dingdang's little head, which was a bit remorseful, and then exchanged glances with Qianqian and my sister, who had almost evolved into the same calm emperor: "Absolutely no." Mess with the gods, they are GM...
This is equivalent to solving more than half of the problem. If the star is deleted entirely (is this operation really no problem?), the big bang and gravitational tides will naturally be out of the question. Dingdang will simultaneously destroy the star. Delete everything related to it, including the impact that its gravitational field has caused. According to God, those things are called subfolders... Ahem, anyway, what we have to deal with now is the problem of out-of-control planets and meteorite bombings, and For these two points, it seems that the Imperial fleet will have to be used.
We immediately started making arrangements. First, we ordered Tavel to build a sniper star cannon in the shortest possible time. This thing is powerful, but it is actually a pretty useless thing. The biggest feature of the sniper star cannon is that it has a slow activation time and is very easy to use. It is difficult to move and is easy to be destroyed. In a real interstellar war, a giant mothership is often enough to wipe out the entire defense force of the entire planet. Using sniper cannons to blow the entire planet into pieces is completely unnecessary destruction. , in many cases, the sniper star cannon is a deterrent rather than a real weapon, so even Pandora has never arranged such a big man into the production schedule of the shadow base. This time I estimate that the Xiling hosts and Tavel's research team is going to be working overtime for a while.
The second step is to let Sandora begin to lead the formation of an all-planet defense fleet. They must be enough to establish a huge energy shield outside the orbit of the earth and the moon, and withstand tens of thousands or more times in three days. Asteroid bombing, after a period of development, we have accumulated a considerable number of similar ships in the shadow space and its affiliated dimensional shipyards. Now Sandora's task is to send people to install all of them with high-power energy protection. Shield generator, and all the debris must be in place before it enters this universe. According to Lin Xue's prediction, the asteroid swarm will jump directly to the periphery of the earth. Unless a defense front is established in advance, we will never have time to intercept them.
Then there's our side.
I know that the imperial fleet is infinitely powerful, and there is no suspense in taking out an asteroid belt. But the key to the problem is that according to Lin Xue’s prediction, several star fragments will slip through the interception process. If there is a fully armed Xi It's okay to say that the spiritual colony planet has swarms of ground anti-aircraft firepower and quick reaction troops that are definitely not afraid of the collision of two asteroids, but what we are protecting now is a rather fragile primary civilization planet - anyway, I don't think humans are proud of it. What can the Marine Corps do with an asteroid that weighs millions of tons and hits it at 30,000 miles per hour?
Asking Lin Xue to predict where the possible impact point is, and then asking the people on earth to organize an evacuation, seems to be a little more troublesome than doing domestic violence. If possible, I really hope that this job can be left to...
"Sir! Please allow me to be abrupt, but please bear your obligations!"
Okay, okay, little Scorpion, I know that almost none of us are administrative material, but... neither am I!
After intense and busy planning, Lin Xue came to me in the evening of the next day: "I have seen the most likely impact points. If we are lucky, they will all fall on the sea, but one of them is relatively close to Europe. Maybe It will cause tsunamis and violent atmospheric changes, and the other one is close to Japan, but it did not hit directly. It still only needs to deal with the tsunami. The worst thing is that I also saw an asteroid heading straight for the Antarctic—— The Earth’s ecosystem will be smashed.”
"We should have extra spaceships to intercept, right?" I didn't pay too much attention when I heard that it was just an asteroid. That thing would be a disaster for mankind, but for Xiling Apostle, I'm afraid any frigate would be If it can be defeated, the response speed of the Xiling battleship's weapon system is famously fast.
"Of course there are extra spaceships," Lin Xue winked slyly, "Even if you send a high-level Xiling apostle to fight alone, you can defeat an asteroid that has no armor and cannot fight back, but you don't think that this world should be allowed to Can the indigenous people help us?"
I rolled my eyes: "You want to make a blockbuster movie?"
Lin Xue spread her hands: "Don't you think you are creating an epic?"
My elder sister had been listening at some point, and then she stepped forward with a smile: "Ajun, what Lin Xue actually means is that it is best for humans to participate in this action against the doomsday. If a person falls from the sky, It would not be a good thing for alien civilizations to directly help the people on earth to solve everything. Human beings must fight together to protect their homeland, even if it is just a hand, so as not to cause a civilization to lose its development momentum or even fall into abnormal development."
At first, I thought my sister was being very righteous, but when I looked up, what I saw was a wicked smile on the corner of her mouth: She was holding it back again, most likely because she wanted to see the people on Earth in a hurry. Even though Earthlings are not the same Earth, why can my sister be so at ease with plowing the land?
But having said that, I also admit that there is some truth to what they said, but they just need to rely on human power to intercept asteroids... Is the success rate really there?
Forget it...that kind of thing can only be done in Hollywood. I decided to ignore my sister and Lin Xue's whimsical decision.
Organizing human evacuation is not something we can do - of course, the premise is not to use the army to evict. The right way is to leave such troublesome matters to the local government. In Europe, we have a pretty good candidate: Free Coolie Rolla and that There is only A, B, B and D under the fox woman. She has a good relationship with the Queen of England and has a very strong political influence. More importantly, she obeys our words.
In order to ensure the effect of deception, I sent the only angel in my hand, Alaya. Although she is a little fool, this girl is an indispensable part of performing various miracles. The only problem I encountered was how to make it happen. Alaya successfully found Laura's bedroom - she didn't know the way, and even if she knew the way, she couldn't find it.
In the end, I had to prepare a stealth shuttle and go there myself, because I had every reason to believe that this idiot would screw up anything we asked her to do.
Having been immersed in Qidian and various fantasy movies for many years, I know quite well what elements are needed for a successful miracle, such as dusk or night, such as a girl praying alone, such as light falling from the sky, mysterious voices, distant hymns, and small rivers. The kind call from grandma on the other side - that’s because you prayed for too long.
Located in the center of London, England, Lambeth Palace is one of the key areas of the British Puritan forces. It is the residence of the largest bishop, Laura Stewart.
Luxurious and even luxurious residences, especially when compared with the dormitory area of the Church of Necessary Evil, I can understand why Kanzaki would look depressed when he mentioned the dormitory area of the Necessary Evil Church once in a while.
As a devout believer, Laura is currently in her private prayer room in her residence, performing daily routines of prayer and meditation. The religious rituals of the Cross are complex and harsh, and even the more enlightened English Puritans have never Regardless of any neglect on this point, even if it is a very small point that even ordinary people cannot remember, it will be placed in a very important position when orthodox Christian believers pray, and therefore, every day The thing that Laura spends the most time on, besides tossing her super long blond hair, is talking to God in prayer.
Well, the fact that as the greatest bishop, he spends more time combing his hair than praying every day is already full of complaints. Although Laura explained to me that she also incorporates certain religious rituals into combing her hair every day, I still can't understand it. understand……
With bright candlelight, holy paintings on the walls, tall stained glass windows, as well as carpets and other decorations full of various symbolic meanings, Laura's private prayer room can also be called luxurious, but in addition to these, there may be other hidden meanings. Apart from the religious items, there seems to be no equipment in this room that simply flaunts luxury. Otherwise, religious people are all mildly paranoid. If I don't say anything else, I'd better install a water dispenser on the other side of the wall...
Probably Laura wouldn’t let him.
"Alaya, do you remember the lines?"
Maintain the camouflage force field, I confirmed with the angel sister who was about to take on the role of the magic stick for the last time.
Alaya scratched his hair and flapped his wings lightly: "Brother Jun, don't worry! I wrote a small note!"
...I nodded with tears in my eyes and watched this idiot go down.
The prayer room that was originally filled with bright candlelight suddenly dimmed. Some kind of "expression" that was not understood by mortals slowly expanded. The candlestick was still burning, but the light on it seemed to be shrinking and could never be conveyed. .
Laura, who was praying, woke up with a start and stared at the candlestick in abnormal condition. The moonlight outside shone through the stained glass window, projecting a mottled light curtain in the prayer room.
"Light...what are you afraid of..."
Laura murmured to herself, slowly stood up, and adjusted her long skirt.
"If not the minions of Satan, then a more holy light."
As if to verify Laura's guess, the moonlight projected in from the window suddenly became brighter. It even completely violated common sense of physics and ignored the filter effect of the stained glass window. It turned into a pure pale golden halo and began to flow on the ground like a substance. .
The moment the holy energy appeared, Laura suddenly reacted, clasped her hands in front of her chest, and knelt down devoutly.
Alaya once again made a stunning appearance - although the girl accidentally let her wings touch the burning candle and was startled just now, luckily Laura didn't see it...