Chapter 1,380 Resurrection

(On this occasion of Double Eleven, I originally wanted to stop updating to celebrate...)

After dinner in the evening, Qianqian couldn't sit still at home again, so she dragged me out to go shopping. It was still early, and at 8:30 in the evening, it was the time to go out for a walk and visit the night market, so I followed She came out together. Literature bar wxba

Although cities on earth cannot be compared with places like Shadow City, looking at Qianqian's cheerful appearance along the way, I guess as long as I accompany her, this girl can feel the excitement of the Amazon even in the park in the middle of the street. Bar.

Speaking of which, I run around all day long, and the distance I walk every day has been extended to an incredible extent. I even went to the God Realm just now, but I haven’t walked around my home for a long time. I just walked around today. I even felt strange for a moment as soon as I went out. The little owner of the street supermarket greeted me warmly: "Hey, I haven't seen you for a while. Are you back from a business trip?"

...In fact, they still revealed the truth in one sentence.

Just like every time we go shopping in the past, Qian Qian always runs in front. Our goal must always follow this girl's shifting attention. She may linger at a roadside food stall for half an hour, or Maybe I suddenly get the idea to go to the park to count the stars, or maybe halfway through counting the stars I run over to see those colorfully-dressed bearded men selling Tibetan knives. Anyway, no matter where I go, I just follow them cheerfully, and follow them happily. Just push back when suggestions like, "How about we go to the White House to scare Obama?"

This girl has a magical power. People around her can't help but feel as if they are trapped in a small world with a rhythm that is completely different from the surrounding environment. Qianqian and I were walking on a commercial street with a bustling crowd, and the surroundings were bustling and lively. , but our world only has a radius of two meters. This is probably why since childhood, only the two of us have been able to play with each other: there are no primates in this world who can keep up with Qian Qian's rhythm.

Qianqian is very happy. But there was one thing that made her feel awkward even though she was heartless: We were also wearing a light bulb...

Sister Bing's body was still following behind her step by step, her expression blank and silent. Anyway, no matter where Qianqian and I walked, we would always look back and see a pair of dead fish eyes staring at us unblinkingly from behind. Sometimes I can even startle myself if I turn my head violently. At first, I was worried that I would lose this dumb version of Sister Bing if I walked too fast. Now I even doubt that even if I and Qian Qian ran to Brazil in an instant, this body would be able to dig a hole through the center of the earth and continue following her. behind us.

So the two of them taking a walk turned into a threesome.

As I walked, I felt something was wrong with the atmosphere around me, because there were many curious eyes around me. Moreover, the number of passers-by behind him and Qian Qian was obviously increasing. Although these passers-by were not very close, they obviously followed him out of curiosity.

My first reaction was that there was something wrong with Bingtis's look, but I quickly remembered that there was no need to worry: of course, the distinctive image of the Dark Goddess cannot appear directly in front of ordinary people: ankle-length silver hair and blood-red eyes. This look will easily attract the police if you appear on the street after 8:30 pm. Especially since her expression is still stiff and her steps are erratic. If I lead her out directly, I can probably follow her and spread realgar wine along the way - so Sister Bing has a long-lasting illusion disguise on her body, and her image in front of ordinary people is that of an ordinary person. A young woman with long waist-length hair covered her face with her hair in order to reduce her presence. So her look is okay.

But I soon realized what the problem was: in the eyes of others, I was probably leading my girlfriend out for a stroll, and there was a resentful woman like Sadako trailing behind me half a meter away... I suddenly figured this out. I suddenly felt excited and understood why even though Bingtis was wearing a disguise, there were still crowds of onlookers following him.

So I quickly communicated with Qianqian, and the two of them grabbed Bingtis's arms one by one. He led her forward slowly, guiding her very carefully as he walked: "Slow down, okay, left foot...right foot...that's it. Don't panic, we'll be home in a minute..."

I smiled to the people around me and said, "My brain was damaged by drug poisoning when I was a child. Take her out to breathe fresh air..."

The onlookers dispersed one after another, and Bingtis' soul thundered in the spiritual connection: "Your brain is broken! Both of your brains are broken! Can't you think of a reliable explanation?!"

Qianqian and I finally led Bingtis to the park in the middle of the street where there was no one around. Listening to the soul of this gangster goddess still roaring continuously, we suddenly burst into laughter. It took a long time for me to be the first to stabilize. , looked at Bingtis’ golden body with dead fish eyes seriously: “Forget it, with her by our side, it’s better for us not to go out. Meeting a group of aunts watching Korean dramas is a trivial matter. What if we meet some righteous people? It’s overwhelming, I misunderstood that it wouldn’t be fun if we kidnapped a disabled girl.”

Bingtis continued to rage: "You are the one with a disability! You are both disabled!"

The night trip with Qian Qian ended in an anticlimactic manner. After returning home, we shared this little episode that happened on the road with our family. Amidst Sister Bing’s angry protest, Sandora remembered it. In the General History of the Empire, it was almost time to go to sleep, and then...then something very extraordinary happened.

Just like before I set off, Qianqian and Sandora came to the room holding pillows to conduct "surveillance". I lay between the two of them, thinking that I was actually a great and innocent young man, and then... like many As people had guessed, the bedroom door was pushed open.

The fish-eyed Sister Bing came to the bed in her pajamas (which Anweina helped her put on) without looking away. She climbed onto the bed openly and openly under the stunned gazes of Sandora and Qian Qian - and also put Qian Qian in front of her. Shallow squeeze down.

After all, no matter how big the bed is, it is limited. It is already overloaded with three people lying on it. Now that there is an extra Bingtis, it is not enough. Qian Qian stood on the ground, staring blankly at Bingtis lying in her original position, her face slowly darkened.

"Actually, there are very complicated reasons..." I sat up with the realization that I would die with my integrity, and slapped Sister Bing (body) who was sitting up with me and laid her down, "She has been completely bound now. By my side: including when sleeping..."

Sandora and Qian Qian were sitting across from each other holding pillows with serious expressions, while lying next to them was Bingtis with an even more serious expression - that is, dead fish-eyed Bingtis who had no expression at all. I want to explain to two girls with over 100 million combat capabilities before they decide to kill each other out of necessity, why there is an extra person on the bed, and make them believe that nothing happened to them even if they slept with this sister with a 36e bust every day in the past few days. . There is a sport in this world called extreme survival. Its projects include giving birth on the Xizhimen Overpass, robbing a bank on the day when the police are paid, and spending a night in a gay bar. And being here right now.

The only thing I feel lucky about now is that I have a clear conscience, so I wiped the cold sweat on my forehead and told Sandora and Qianqian about the situation I encountered in the God Realm, including Bingtis's magical parents...

Fifteen minutes later, I looked at Shandora and Qianqian as if they were dead: "Can you put down the pillows?"

I was really worried that they would suddenly hit the pillow at forty times the speed of sound: with their arm strength, this was not impossible.

Qian Qian raised her face and looked at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle, with a very sad expression: "But four people can't sleep!"

Shandora and I were dumbfounded at the same time. We never expected that this girl was planning how four people should sleep on the same bed after being melancholy and entangled. What else can you say with such a wife? Anyway, I immediately ran the words "sleeping under the quilt", "arrogant and extravagant" and "moral corruption" in my mind several times. Of course, it’s just to refresh the screen, because I know that Qianqian is not completely uncaring, she just believes that there are some things that don’t need to be worried about, so she doesn’t bother to worry about them anymore. This girl seems to have a simple mind, but in fact, she may be quite wise and foolish - she knew from the beginning that nothing that needed to be mosaic could happen between Bingtis and me.

The two grew up together since childhood. Qian Qian probably knows me better than I know myself. This is the fighting power of childhood sweethearts.

So the crisis in front of me has finally passed. Sandora certainly knows that nothing can happen to me and Bingtis, especially this brainless version of Bingtis. However, she still couldn't help but muttered: "The words are That said, but I have to watch from here, right?"

What happened next was particularly incredible: the three of us gathered around the corpse-like Bingtis and began to discuss how to let four people sleep on the same bed. Bingtis's soul was still making suggestions in the spiritual connection. No one thought there was anything wrong with this topic - although under normal standards, just mentioning it would be morally bankrupt. We discuss it passionately and with great interest, without considering the causes and consequences. Just saying what we are talking about is enough to be labeled as licentious...

Finally, Qian Qian took out a piece of paper and used her geometric composition level to that of Ding Dong to design the distribution of the four people. Finally, she found an arrangement that allowed everyone to squeeze into the bed. This was simply a genius plan. The only flaw is that this plan requires me to be cut into four pieces and filled in the empty spaces at the four corners of the bed...

At this time, the black leather suitcase under the window sill suddenly opened. A 92.3cm tall little girl stood up from the inside, clenched her fists and yelled: "Are you going to sleep or not? Don't talk so much at night, if you don't sleep, someone else will!"

I was stunned, shrugged, and went down to the ground holding the pillow and quilt in frustration: "Forget it, I'll make a bed on the floor..."

Bingtis's body immediately jumped down, lying straight on the ground like a zombie.

I saw that Qianqian and Sandora wanted to say something more. They seemed to have not had enough trouble, and their faces were embarrassed and smiling. Obviously, they had no intention of discussing the issue seriously from the beginning: they were just playing. Woolen cloth. But it was getting really late now, so I waved to the two girls and said, "You guys go to bed quickly and don't make any noise. We can play tomorrow."

Qianqian stuck out her tongue in this direction stupidly, and suddenly leaned down from the bed and gave her a kiss. Shandora did the same, and then the two girls said good night to each other and went to sleep in bed. , leaving me blankly watching them occupying the bed that belonged to me, while I was holding the quilt and preparing to make the floor like a vegetative woman - why did it become like this?

Bingtis also reacted for a while, and then muttered weirdly: "Fuck, do you know what you just did?"

While I took out the mat from the portable space to prepare the floor, I patted Sister Bing's body awake and asked her to wait nearby. I was confused: "What are you doing? Isn't it just to kiss my wife goodnight?"

"... My orientation is normal. That was the first point of view just now. So powerful..." Bingtis murmured, "During the time when I am stuck with you, you are strictly prohibited from being intimate with any of my girls. Do you hear me?" , think about what it feels like to kiss a man!"

Bingtis fell asleep quickly after complaining. I laid on the floor and tossed and turned for more than half an hour... This time it was my turn to fall asleep! Mr. Bing, look at the examples you just gave that make people shiver!

After a lot of tossing like this, I finally fell asleep in a daze at almost twelve o'clock. In a daze, I had a dream. I dreamed that I was wandering in the lively streets of Shadow City, and there was a Bingtis standing next to me. A Bingtis. Three Bingtis, a group of Bingtis... I was surrounded by the ocean of Bingtis. There were only 36e in my sight. I was so shocked by the turbulent scenery that I could hardly think. Then these female men suddenly dragged one up. A real man with a big waist, a round waist and a height of eight feet. A carefree voice shouted in my ear:

"Think about what it feels like to kiss a man!"

I was finally startled awake at this moment. When I opened my eyes, I saw that it was already bright in the room. It turned out that I was sleeping deeply, and the night passed as soon as I opened and closed my eyes. I rubbed my eyes, trying to dispel the groggy feeling in my mind, when I suddenly felt a blast of wind coming from my ears - I had no time to react, and I was kicked out by a strong force. The moment I took off, I vaguely saw what looked like a bare bare foot kicking me.

After a moment of earth-shaking, I found myself face down against the wall, on the floor where I was originally lying. Bingtis sat up and was covering his chest with one hand while looking here in a daze.

After a while, the other party raised his hand to greet me: "Hey. Chen, are you awake?"

I froze for a moment. Only then did she realize that Bingtis in front of her was no longer in a vegetative state, and then she quickly checked her soul. Sure enough - she could no longer feel the sense of disobedience caused by another consciousness in her soul. Sister Bing had completely and completely removed herself from herself. Detached from the soul. The woman in front of her with her hands covering her chest, still frightened, is Bingtis who has fully recovered!

"I don't know what happened to me. Anyway, I returned to my own body as soon as I woke up." Bingtis scratched her hair, her expression confused, and then she showed a bright smile, "But anyway, I returned to my original body. It’s so good, I’ve almost forgotten what touch is.”

I kept my head down and supported the ground with my hands: "Recover, recover, recover, what do you mean by kicking me!"

"Oh, I was shocked when I opened my eyes and saw a man lying next to me - I got up and had low blood pressure."

Me: "...Where did you, a god, get your low blood pressure?"

"Shh-" Bingtis suddenly raised his index finger in front of his mouth to make a silent gesture, and pointed at the bed with his finger, "They haven't woken up yet. If you are not afraid of waking up your sister, continue."

I blinked and then recalled last night's not-so-sexy "four people in the same room". I felt a little incredible: There was such a big movement just now, it's just that Qianqian didn't wake up, why is Sandora so sharp in her six senses? No one is awake yet?

Of course, I was not interested in delving into this issue, so I got up from the ground out of curiosity, and carefully walked to the bed to wake up the two girls. But as soon as I got closer, I couldn't hold myself back: the two enchanting girls were hugging each other on the bed. Together, there was a scene where lilies were blooming. Qian Qian was pillowing one of Sandora's arms, and Sandora's hand was resting on Qian Qian's chest. Their pajamas were somewhat messy, although they were not completely happy. It's a leak, but it's enough to arouse people's imagination - I can imagine that Qian Qian's tragic and brutal sleeping appearance last night played a decisive role.

I watched dumbfounded for a while, and Bingtis came over and handed over a camera: "I know you need this..."

As soon as I subconsciously took over the thing, Sandora and Qianqian woke up together...

It took me five minutes to explain what happened to the evil camera in my hand, and put all the responsibility on Bingtis. Then Sandora finally noticed that Bingtis had returned to life, and the two good girls The friends greeted each other in a friendly manner, and then they started fighting without any surprise: Bingtis still remembered who was the one who took the lead in causing harm to his body, and the female gangster said that the first thing she did when she came back to life was to seek revenge from Shandora.

I quickly pulled Qianqian out of the war zone. I washed my face, brushed my teeth, changed clothes, and put everything away. Then I breathed out a very comfortable and relaxed breath: After so many days, I finally separated from that female gangster. You said that the pressure on you these days is How big!

Moreover, the lively female gangster finally regained her strength, and her familiar daily life was back on track. I felt that the whole world became brighter.

Soon Sandora and Bingtis also packed up and appeared in front of us. At this time, everyone at home was basically awake. Sister Bing Shi Shiran, who had been mentally disabled for many days and finally returned to normal, came downstairs, just like the one who had just come downstairs. The national leaders on the plane waved frequently to any primate in the living room while walking. Sandora and I walked behind, watching and shaking our heads: "Look at her!"

Of course, Bingtis's successful resurrection made the family lively again. In fact, we often get lively like this for some strange reasons. Sometimes it is to celebrate the national football team's goal, sometimes it is to celebrate the national football team's failure to score, and sometimes it is to celebrate the national football team's failure to score. To celebrate the sale of eggs, sometimes it is to celebrate the sale of eggs yesterday - anyway, we have an extremely large family, and there are all kinds of family members. These guys can always find a reason to make a fuss, and this time the eldest sister's triumphant return is even more special. This gave the five-man group of protoss plenty of reasons to celebrate: Yiersen came up with the idea to sweep Erli Bridge, and the other gods agreed.

It's a pity that these gods have been influenced by the special atmosphere of the first family for so long, and they have been tempered to the point where they have only this little ambition left.

But I didn't have time to join in the fun with them, because I still had work to do: after wandering outside for several days, it was time to go to Shadow City to have a look. Tavel's newly developed spaceship was still waiting for acceptance.