Chapter 1,296 A Super High-Energy Family

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In most cases, Shandora is a perfect woman who is calm, serious and good at self-discipline. In the first family where every day is full of flaws, she is the one who least knows and doesn't like to complain. However, There are always exceptions to everything, and the calm queen will lose her temper. Just like when she is with me, she will become a little silly and optimistic. When she is with Bingtis, Sandora is happy to reveal the bad side of her personality. . It can be said that these two are bad friends who have been fighting each other tens of millions of years ago. The two of them usually get together to bicker and cheat on each other. Of course, they also get together to chat and joke like normal friends. , but usually this situation can only last a few minutes: Bingtis, a vicious female gangster from head to toe, can always find an opportunity to stir up the anger in Sandora's bones. Seventy million years ago, it was through bluffing and cheating in Sandora's territory, and today, seventy million years later, it was through robbing Sandora's owner of dry food.

Oh, by the way, I am the dry food.

It is not difficult to imagine that Shandora before meeting Bingtis must have been much more serious and calm than she is now. Even if you say that she was as heartless as Pandora is now, I will believe her. She is purely influenced by Bingdis now. Si, this female hooligan, forced her to: The latter is too polluting.

You are a saint. If you stay face to face with Bingtis for two hours, you might get two hairtail tattoos on your arms and go out the next day...

Sandora and Bingtis walked around the living room for seventy or eighty times. The latter had no image at all. Even Sandora, who was always calm, didn't seem to care much about her image in this situation. When she After the two finally calmed down, I couldn't help but become curious: "Let me tell you, how did you two become friends back then?"

In my opinion, their basic personalities are completely two extremes. One is dignified and calm, and the other... Well, you can find a prison and throw her in under any pretext without being unjust. I just can't figure out how they got together back then.

Of course, there is no difference in image between the two when they fight, and Shandora's fight is no less noisy than Bingtis...

"She came to the Empire District to do business," Sandora pointed at Bingtis, "and smashed my outpost."

"That was a misunderstanding." Bingtis rolled his eyes, "I saw an abyss in the outpost and thought it was contaminated."

"That was an experimental station, you blind!" Sandora seemed to be deeply impressed by their first meeting that year, and now she grits her teeth when talking about it. "And you can just smash the laboratory, isn't it? Why did you smash the entire outpost with only two nails left!"

"When I first went to the Empire District, how could I have seen any of your weird equipment?" Bingtis waved his hand weakly, without denying Sandora's evaluation of her "blindness", "That outpost was still there at that time. We are just doing some abyss diffusion simulation exercise. You know that I am a goddess who hates evil and is a chivalrous and righteous person, so my attack must be thunderous - and then you lead the entire fleet over and beat me like a thunderbolt."

I nodded with a dull expression, but I finally understood how Sandora and Bingtis, two people who should not be close friends at all, became good friends. As expected, there is no acquaintance without fighting: it is the only possible way for the two of them to get acquainted. In fact, thinking about it, it seems that I and Bingtis know each other this way. Maybe the first step for this female gangster to make friends with others is always to have a fight...

Sandora lazily leaned on the sofa and waited for the meal. Since the battle of the previous two days ended. She was tense every day, and the past half hour of playing around was probably the only time she relaxed in the past two days. She waved to Bingtis: "That dead and helpless guy over there..."

Bingtis became furious: "You are not done yet!"

Sandora blinked: "Oh, I'm sorry. I haven't adjusted to my state. I want to say that it's actually good to meet you."

Bingtis slid off the sofa directly: "Although it's a little late for dinner today, you won't be starved to death, right?"

Sandora just smiled. He didn't say anything, letting Bingtis jump up and down next to him to express his opinions. Looking at this pair of strange and irreconcilable friends, I could more or less understand what was going on with Sandora's sudden emotion. Behind the glamor of the name "War Song Princess" is the unavoidable loneliness of walking alone. It is questionable how much time a person who devotes his whole life to the war of conquest will have to stop and make friends. Yes, perhaps only a guy like Bingtis could break into Sandora's social circle with a strong attitude. He was fiery, willful, and very capable of fighting: for Princess Zhange, he was a very suitable person to stop and take a good rest. A bad friend to deal with.

"Speaking of which, where is that girl Xiaoxue?" I looked around, but the naughty kid who usually ran around in front of me at this hour was nowhere to be seen, which made people a little curious.

My sister poked her head out of the kitchen, with a rather strange expression on her face: "...went out to buy something."

Immediately I had an ominous premonition. The eldest lady seemed to have mentioned before that the naughty kid with super mobility was going to buy...

"I'm back!" Just as I was thinking this, an energetic voice happened to sound outside the door, and then there was a loud sound of opening the door. Needless to say, this crackling sound belonged to a certain naughty kid.

A moment later, Xiaoxue Zhuo ran into the living room with her slippers on. This girl was wearing a gauze shirt I bought for her a while ago, a short skirt, white knee-high socks, and a big hat on her head. Sun hat: It’s very her style of dressing up, and she can dress up as she pleases, showing that her spirit is at an all-time high. I couldn't see what she was holding in her hands, but this girl was filled with the joy of returning from shopping. She casually took off her sunhat and threw it to the side. Dingdang, who was running around pushing a grape on the coffee table, was caught: "Wha... something suddenly fell down! Dingdang is trapped!"

I freed Dingdang from the hat cage and helped the little one peel off the grapes (by the way, this little Doudian is really spoiled by himself now. He even needs the help of the owner to peel the grapes when he eats them), while raising his eyelids to look at Xiao Snow: "What did you buy?"

Xiaoxue giggled, but found that she couldn't get away with it, so she had to open the carry-on space and put things on the coffee table one by one: "High-calcium type. Nutritional type, immunity-enhancing type, probiotic type, flavor type... …”

I covered my forehead and couldn't bear to look at the pile of things on the coffee table: bottles and cans, large and small packages, all kinds of nai powder - optimistically, I guess she bought every kind of nai powder that could be found in the city. As a result, Xiaoxue was not finished after taking out a lot of things. She continued to pour out: "There are also various Nai bottles, automatic temperature measurement, automatic constant temperature. Those with timed reminders, with GPS positioning, can prevent The ones that prevent theft, and the ones that automatically pop up a psionic shield when attacked... Oh, by the way. I bought these things from Shadow City."

Fortunately, Lin Xue and I stayed in Shadow City for a whole day without running into this girl, otherwise she would have been beat up by a mixed couple in the street - let me tell you, why did the Nai powder she bought have elves on the packaging? !

"This is good stuff!" Xiaoxue pointed excitedly to the can of Nai powder with the ingredient list written in elves. There were two long-eared elf mothers and a unicorn on the packaging picture, "From the world of Chialudi The imported high-grade elves’ full-formula natural nai powder for infants and young children is actually made from unicorn nai. You see, it says on the package that it can make the baby’s ears pointier... Dad, your expression is so scary."

I looked at Xiaoxue's ears with a smile on my face, wondering if I could stretch this girl a little longer so that she could have some memory.

"You crazy girl, can't you do something wiser?" I poked Xiaoxue's forehead with my finger, "Did you buy Nai powder for yourself?"

Xiaoxue rolled her eyes and said, "You can't use common sense to judge the people in our family." Then she puffed up her chest and said, "Actually, from a biological point of view, as long as I can make up for it, I can feed myself nai, although Maybe I won’t be able to eat…”

There was a loud "crash", and everyone in the living room fell down. Bingtis struggled to climb up from under the coffee table. He waved his hand to me: "Don't look at me, I probably didn't teach you these words. The sand content is too high."

I gritted my teeth and looked at Bingtis: "Sifting through the people Xiaoxue had contact with before she was sixteen years old, can you find someone with a lower sand content than you?! You can sneeze enough for those in the labor camp in Changping It takes half a year!"

A normal girl's speech can be described by the sugar content. Due to Bingtis's special attributes, I usually use the sand content to measure her.

My sister finished her work, wiped her hands on her apron, came over and gave Xiaoxue a light slap on the forehead, and then bent down to help pick up the powder bottle and small toys on the coffee table. According to this pile of things, I It is certain that Xiaoxue has made up her mind to take care of herself.

"Sister, won't you help suppress this naughty kid?" I rolled my eyes and looked at Xiaoxue. This girl's attributes are too high now and are beyond the control of Lin Xue and I. I can only place my hope on my sister. The halo effect, the sister didn't even raise her head: "It's okay, children just like to play, as long as they don't cause trouble, you should take care of the little crow instead of this, she tore your coat to make a nest, And now that bird is still used to squatting on the bed to sleep, which scared me last time.”

I looked at the window not far away. Little Crow was leading his little hand-made girls in the yard to practice jumping down from the tree and digging out rocks from the soil. Seeing this scene, I couldn't help but sigh. There were too many magical little girls in this family, and I couldn't take care of them at all. In comparison, Xiaoxue, who only made amazing words and out of character, seemed really... She has become the one with the least destructive power. At least she won't be like Little Bubble, who has little green men painted on the ceiling...

At this time, I suddenly thought of something and turned to look at Xiaoxue: "By the way, girl, according to the general rules, it's still early for you to be born. Isn't it too early to buy these things?"

Xiaoxue suddenly looked over blankly: "...ah?"

Then the overly excited girl finally calmed down and realized that there was a qualitative difference between giving birth and making dumplings. The biggest difference was that the former was more time-consuming - she was stupid this time.

Ten minutes later, the family gathered together to prepare for dinner. Xiaoxue silently sat between me and Lin Xue holding a nai bottle. Three-quarters of the nai powder was brewed in the nai bottle. It can still be described as boiling hot. But the naughty kid holding the bottle of nai didn't seem to notice the temperature of the bottle at all. He just looked ashen... biting the plastic nai mouth, making a sizzling sound.

Lin Xue looked at her daughter in surprise, and then at the people around who were suppressing laughter, and finally couldn't help it anymore: "What's wrong with this child? Is someone bullying her?"

"Who dares to bully her? You can see for yourself." I shrugged, and the eldest lady narrowed her eyes. A white light flashed in her eyes, and then she raised her hand decisively and gave her daughter a shudder: "No waste! From now on, you must make at least one packet for three meals a day!"

Xiaoxue was holding a bottle of nai and sucking it. It was so fun that people couldn't bear to watch it. When she heard her mother's decision, the naughty child felt like she was mourning for her heir. She held the bottle of nai and sucked down a third of it in one gulp. In fact, before the eldest lady appeared, I set a goal for this girl, that is, to get rid of all the nai fans I bought back. With the energy that cannot be wasted, Xiaoxue will probably have to deal with the nai bottle in the next few months. Lived together.

"The taste after sixteen years... sucks." Xiaoxue felt sad. The seventeen-year-old girl looked at the new "rice bowl" in her hand, thinking that she would have to carry a bottle of nai everywhere for a long time in the future. Even Xiaoxue's weird beauty couldn't help but tremble all over, "If outsiders see it, I won't be alive..."

I think she just brought it upon herself.

But what is different from our attitude is that there are several guys in the house who have never seen a bottle of nai. When Xiaoxue was halfway through finishing her new meal, Mai Diwen across the table finally couldn't help it. , put down the sweet porridge in front of him, and the little crow stretched out his hand to Xiaoxue: "Gah! I want it too!"

Xiaoxue was stunned for a few seconds, then hesitantly handed over the bottle of nai. The little crow imitated Xiaoxue's appearance and took two sips as if he had found a treasure, expressing his special satisfaction - then what happened took a turn, and the little bubble sitting next to the little crow soon became interested, and then the little doll. Next up is Lilina, who is just adding to the chaos. A few minutes later, a group of naughty children were reduced to a bottle of nai. Xiaoxue was overjoyed and went to the kitchen to get a large pot of hot water. While pouring the nai powder out, she muttered: "In the name of my dad. Now. I’m saved... I really want to thank you sisters... Fortunately, I bought a lot of bottles of nai!"

Lin Xue and I watched dumbfounded as a group of naughty children quickly entertained themselves, while Xiao Xue was still muttering and sighing. The general idea is that after she was born, her sisters helped take care of her. When she was a baby, her sisters made her powder and fed her. She didn't expect that she could be fed in this way today. As a staunch anti-logic person, she I think fate is so fun.

Xiaoxue held up her own bottle of nai and looked seriously at the circle of her sisters. She first faced Little Crow: "I am the first to thank Sister Bird. Sister Bird often made me Nai powder when I was young. I sucked it first." Out of respect!"

Then the girl who had already played hard was like holding a 200ml Erguotou, stuffing the nai into her mouth with great vigor...

The adults in the circle were stunned, and Lin Xue almost hid under the table: "This is definitely not born by me... This is definitely not born by me..."

Huesca held a nai bottle that Lilina had just put into her hand and looked at it carefully for a long time, then gently touched her sister with her elbow: "Hey, do we want to give it a try?"

Pandora said expressionlessly: "Shut up."

My sister, Uncle Kenser and other standard parents were always smiling at the scene in front of me. The scene of those little girls who were seriously past their drinking age sitting neatly in a row holding bottles of nai. Once word got out, It's definitely an apocalyptic scene, but besides that, you have to admit that this scene also makes people smile, especially when there's a guy sitting on a chair with his legs crossed, biting his lips. The king of naughty kids chewing on a cigar. If this scene were released, I would be happy watching it without subtitles for a long time.

Bubble looked at his daughter with a thoughtful look on her face. As we all know, the birth process of Little Bubble is a typical "Xiling style". The child was created and had basic mobility and maturity according to the system settings when he was born. The whole family of Xiling apostles did not have it. In the conventional sense, the "infant and toddler development period" is the same for Little Bubbles. She now regarded the thing she was biting in her mouth as some kind of new edible toy. After thinking for a while, Paopao suddenly reached out and pressed her small breasts, and looked at me seriously: "Child Her dad, I suddenly realized that I need to super evolve, and I finally understand why you don’t consider me your wife! The parts I used are of the wrong model!”

Me: "...Poof!"

Can't you understand something else? !

Shandora looked at Paopao curiously: "Only in this aspect, if you dare to reform yourself, I will put you in confinement for a year."

"Speaking of..." Qian Qian had been dealing with the bun in front of her as if the world had nothing to do with her. At this time, she was thoughtful again. Her eyes swept over Xiao Xue and Lin Xue one by one, "Xiao Xue Why does she look like she was a child in childhood? She's not so hungry, right? Now it looks like she was often hungry when she was a child?" Finally, her eyes completely fell on Lin Xue, who was full of intelligence, stood up and thought Stop, but if Qian Qian's behavior can be stopped, then she will not be Qian Qian: "Could it be that Lin Xue, you..."

As soon as she was halfway through speaking, Lin Xue raised her chopsticks and went over to fight. I stared at the chaotic scene in front of me with my mouth open, but in the end I still put my curious eyes on Xiaoxue.

Xiaoxue sighed, but looked at Sandora, and I suddenly had an ominous premonition.

"A few days after I was born, Sandora's mother felt that she also needed an heir. Of course, more importantly, she felt that it would be good to have a biological daughter, so she used her own soul fragments and those of you, dad, to piece them together and gave birth to Sister Xiaoshan," Xiaoxue bit her lips fiercely, as if recalling the class enemy, "I can't rob her, not even the whole family and children can rob her..."