Chapter 1034 Spoils Division Conference

(I wonder if there will be double monthly passes at the end of this month... How about we wait and see?)

"We're back!"

Shandora and I were awakened from our murmurs by Qian Qian's cheerful shouts. It seemed that those guys with incredible mobility had succeeded in causing trouble for others, and finally decided to go home to cause trouble. I came to the living room and saw a large group of people swarming in. It was only at this time that I realized how much the population of this family had exploded. The little ones had been playing outside for a long time, and they seemed to be very interested and happy. Little Bubble was making gestures with his nanny, probably discussing what he had seen on the road. The mercury lamp flew over and fell on my shoulder. Excitedly, he handed over a small chain made of shells: "Look, look, what a beautiful necklace!"

Lilina ran over almost at the same time as Mercury Lamp, as if the purpose of her being here was to accurately complain about this doll girl: "What an ignorant guy, that's a bracelet!"

I couldn't help laughing, and when Mercury Lamp's face turned red, I reached for the bracelet, put the little doll on the table next to her, and carefully hung the chain around her neck: "She's the one who's like this Nod, isn’t this just a necklace?”

Lilina curled her lips, and suddenly waved to Dingdang, who was looking around with her head on my chest, with a look of acknowledgment: "Goddess, look at this, I bought you a bracelet..." Then I stared at it dumbfounded. Lilina took out a plastic washer. It looked like it was from a ballpoint pen... How could this girl fool her goddess like this?

At this time I noticed that there were piles and piles of strange things in the living room. It looked like it was definitely not a local product. Lin Xue and Bingtis were organizing a gathering to share the stolen goods there. The scene was as spectacular as if they had just looted Citibank. The nine-tailed fox Yakumo Lan was attracted by some rare things inside. He leaned over to look for the treasure, but Qianqian hugged his tail and rubbed it hard: "Aha! The blue tail is the softest, and the puma's fur is as hard as a brush... Hey. Don't run!" "A golden whirlwind swept through the living room, and the fox fled to the yard to take refuge. I was dumbfounded: Cougar? Why did Qianqian mention the cougar!

Saeko didn't join in to share the spoils. She was wearing a sunhat, big sunglasses, and smelled like the sun just came back from Hawaii. She tried to wander past me. I quickly stopped one of the only obedient children in the family: "I said , where are you all going crazy?”

"It's quite far, and there are more than one place," Seiko stuck out her tongue. "I'll definitely bring my brother with me next time: it's so fun to go out. Ah, I'm going to help Anweina cook!"

Seiko took off her sunglasses and hat and went to the kitchen. I was stunned to see Qianqian take out an Indian mask from her pocket, while Monina next to her was studying a blowpipe unique to an African jungle tribe. Sen wore a Byzantine-style helmet on his head and screamed strangely. Lin Xue came over and handed me a gray-white and cold animal bone fossil: "This is a gift for you. It was dug out from the South Pole. I said it might be a mammoth fossil..."

Me: "...the South Pole!" These amazing guys spent four hours traveling around the world! ?

Have you really taken the tour seriously? Apologize to the ticket sellers in parks around the world! Also – are there mammoths in Antarctica? !

While I was in a mess. Bubbles suddenly squeezed past me, apparently wanting to return to her game world on the second floor. Her sneaky look was so obvious that it made people laugh or cry. I grabbed her collar and said, "Come back. Let me ask you something - was it you who went to Karazhan and beat up Medivh?"

Bubbles was stunned for a moment. He looked at me pitifully: "Ah? You know everything?"

"Nonsense, the Lord of Misery has come to visit. Medivh has just left." I tapped her on the head. "Also, I heard that you went to Northrend after completing Karazhan? Are you going to kill Artha again?" Did Si get a beating?"

Bubble waved his hands repeatedly: "No, no! I just asked Arthas for something."

As she spoke, the mother of this uneasy child excitedly opened her pocket and held out a black rune sword that was taller than her: "Look, Frostmourne, the best outfit! I also have I asked him for the armor and helmet, but the helmet was torn and the armor was too big for me to put on. It was hanging in the house. I plan to go to Silvermoon City in two days to find Kael'thas... I want a phoenix."

I waved my hand weakly: "Okay, you can go. By the way, don't throw this rune sword around. Be careful not to let others pick it up. We have to kill another Lich King."

Bubbles jumped back to the room holding her precious Frostmourne one-to-one real version collectible. I was thinking a lot, and couldn't help but think of the one who still stayed in the far north of Northrend. Prince of Alsace.

We should not forget that there is still such a bitter enemy hero active in the Salvation War-the Lich King Arthas.

This powerful villain, who was so prominent in the original historical trajectory, was involved in the war between the Imperial Army and the Fallen Apostles, but he had no choice but to take a path that made people sigh. He and his Scourge were used by the Fallen Apostles as a way to delay. As cannon fodder, 90% of the high-level undead that swarmed out of Northrend died in the wave of the Salvation Army, and the fallen prince sitting in the Ice Crown Fortress was even more unjustly defeated: in Ai At the joint request of the leaders of Xerath, we have not launched an attack on Icecrown Citadel after clearing Northrend. Instead, we have sealed it off and focused on wiping out the fallen apostles and mutated demons around the world. Once these things are completed, Only then did King Wrynn personally lead a team of leaders from all races in Azeroth to Icecrown Citadel to conduct a joint trial against this tragic and traitorous prince. Therefore, the latter was not defeated on the battlefield, but was knocked down from his throne.

"Joint trial" is a word in the history books. In fact, the situation at that time was that we put Jaina, Wrynn, Thrall, Kane, Kael'thas, Aegwynn, Muradin... In short, you are in wow Any skeleton-level elites that could be found gathered together to form a jury. They surrounded the Frozen Throne and beat one of the thirty or so people for four hours...

You can think that this is the most spectacular hicc achievement group in history, with more than thirty leader-level elites fighting a boss. There were at least 60,000 scolding people surrounding him - a total of 67,500 Salvation Army soldiers who rushed into the main hall of Icecrown Citadel.

First, they were threatened by mutated demons, then controlled by fallen apostles, and then all the troops were destroyed by the Salvation Army, which was completely unscientific in strength. After being locked in the Icecrown Citadel for several weeks, the door was finally opened. Want to see what's going on outside, but are surrounded by more than 60,000 people and more than 30 heavily armed? ? The super elite was beaten and scolded for four hours.

Under such inhuman pressure, the Lich King, that part of Ner'zhul's soul, finally went crazy... and then committed suicide angrily. Of course, it is possible that it was not suicide. After all, the Lich King had been hit by dispersion and holy light spells at least 6,000 times before his death. Then something happened that was a bit unexpected: the Lich King fell, and then he stood up again as Arthas.

Just as the salvation war later ended. King Wrynn said in his concluding speech that everyone in this world has been redeemed - what he meant was that this redemption also fell on Arthas, even though he had made heinous mistakes. , but the final "trial" unexpectedly dispelled the shadow in his soul, and Arthas returned to this world: with a bruised nose and a swollen face.

This may be the original intention of those guys who beat people (I am really embarrassed to call them racial leaders here...), otherwise they could just execute the Lich King directly. Maybe Jaina noticed through some details that Arthas' soul was still resisting erosion deep in the Lich King's armor? So he found a way to mobilize others to make one last effort to separate Arthas' soul from the Lich King's body?

No one knows, but Alsace is back.

This story is not recorded in official history. Few people know that the Lich King is still alive.

Now he is an ordinary independent mercenary on the continent of Northrend. His strength is still there, but he chooses to associate with ice, snow and beasts. He and several death knights are stationed at the extreme cold outpost in the northernmost part of Azeroth, vowing to He has to stand in the frozen wasteland where he made a big mistake for thousands of years to atone for his sins - mainly because Azeroth is now peaceful. He really couldn't find a place to punish rape and eliminate evil to wash away his sins. It is said that Jaina is trying to find a way for him to join the Salvation Army. Fighting in the army of Azeroth again may help the prince alleviate the guilt in his heart, but this may take a lot of effort. Not everyone (Especially Sylvanas) can accept the former Lich King coming to the glorious Salvation Army palace, even if the so-called Lich King has been forced to death...

"What are you thinking about? So entranced?"

A soft and gentle voice came from beside me. It turned out to be my sister who came over after seeing me in a daze. I found that she was also holding a lot of strange things in her hands, and I couldn't help laughing: "Sister, you guys Are you going to sweep the world?"

"You can't even call it a sweep, but it's almost really gone around the earth: just four hours." My sister looked at the dolls running around the room troubledly. "On average, we only stay in one place for half an hour. Qianqian brought a picture album of world landscapes and asked the children to show their hands to vote on where to go. As a result, they concluded too much and decided to travel around the world. It seemed that they were really depressed after being bored at home for so many days, and I also saw the first time a mercury lamp could work with Lilina: when digging for fossils at the South Pole."

"Um, the little lamp is not exposed, right?" I asked a little worriedly. A 92.3 cm tall doll girl who can move would have a lot of fun if she appeared in front of the world.

"It's still your old method. Put her in the travel bag when there are people. Although Xiaodeng protested twice, most of the time we went to inaccessible places. This was Lin Xue's idea, she said tourists The prosperous tourist attractions are all too vulgar and have been completely obscured by people’s taste of nature. If you want to go there, you should go to the real natural scenery, such as the Amazon jungle and the Antarctic..."

I admit that what Lin Xue said seems to make some sense, but the actual actions of these guys...why do they still feel so painful?

As soon as the family's disaster team went out, they brought back countless strange items. Soon everyone in the family received their own gifts, especially those who stayed at home and didn't go out:

Each of the Pandora sisters harvested a small bell. That bell was bought by Qianqian. She said it was a handbell once used by a royal family in Europe. It was small, gorgeous and exquisite. It was sold in a secondhand shop in a town in London for 12 euros a pair - I didn't even know what this girl was. How did you succeed in being deceived by the idea of ​​"European royal family"! Anyway, the two bells are now hanging on Pandora and Huesca's necks respectively. Pandora couldn't move, but Huesca jumped up and down happily, making jingles along the way. I suddenly felt that this little girl had the attributes of a kitten.

Anweina received a voodoo mask filled with paint and decorated with feathers and shells. According to Monina, who brought this thing back, the shamans of the primitive tribes in the Amazon basin wore this mask to exorcise people and cure diseases. Its main function is to prevent people from being recognized by the sufferer after accidentally killing them. They like to collect supernatural items. Anweina was very satisfied with it and placed it together with the two genuine supernatural masks that shed blood and tears in the basement.

Bingtis brought Sandora a set of ivory carvings with images of Greek gods. This should be the most valuable gift of all, because it is said that this kind of ivory carving has been completely extinct: the corresponding African elephant species It became extinct several years ago due to overhunting. In order to get this kind of thing that has been stopped for sale internationally, Bingtis had to find the local gang: their leader is believed to have the last set of such ivory carvings in the area. After a frank exchange and intense interaction. The most powerful gangster leader in history made the gang realize how a real gangster is made... Sandora was very grateful to her good friend for bringing her such a special gift, and solemnly placed it on the ivory carving base. The words "cannot be eaten" were engraved just in case...

Even the fox Yakumo Lan has gifts, and there are many gifts. Qian Qian specially made a special trip to pick out many exquisite gadgets for the fox, including a crocodile skin collar, a bone-shaped plastic stick, and a bag of bone cookies that can be thrown out. Frisbee. There was also a small plastic ball. This gift made Lan Dai stunned for half a minute. However, what was speechless was that the fully domesticated fox was not interested in Frisbees and plastic sticks. He happily accepted all other gifts. Got it! She even asked me to help put the collar on her neck! Watching the fox stagger back to his room holding a large bag of dog food and plastic balls. I really feel like I have no face to face Yakumo Purple.

Dingdang was not left out either. She was frustrated because she overslept in her owner's pocket and couldn't catch up to go out to play. To compensate, Lin brought her a truly pure wild wild animal from who knows which forest? There was a whole jar of bee honey, and it was believed to be a high-end product exclusive to the queen bee. I was very curious about how Lin collected this thing. She is not a professional bee expert. As a result, this girl proudly puffed out her chest and replied: "I am a dragon, and I can command all winged things in the world." That means, she He is a dragon god, so he can directly control anything with wings in the world. Regardless of why this girl suddenly spoke, I just want to say one thing: as a majestic true god, he has been reduced to being majestic in front of bees. How on earth did you get into this situation!

As a result, Lin explained to me that not only bees, but also flies and mosquitoes, she can command them, so people who are with her in the summer don’t have to worry about mosquito bites... Damn, there are a few mosquitoes in the world that are so bold as to dare to drink from the gods. blood? ! Even if you dare to drink, can you bite it?

Later, when I saw Lin's hurt look on her face, I was too embarrassed to continue bullying her, so Monina whispered to me: "Look, it's not us who usually bully her, right? With her character, she has the luxury to bully herself... "

Oh, by the way, I also have a gift, a gift from Lin Xue and Qian Qian, a bone fossil dug out from the South Pole, said to be the remains of a mammoth... Even if the continent drifts, there are no mammoths at the South Pole. Looks good!

These guys, who were in high spirits because they were traveling around the world, kept making noise at home for a long time, and they finally stopped at night. But there was one person who refused to stop, and that was the mercury lamp. Maybe she felt regretful that she didn't take her "daddy" with her when she went out. The little doll stayed up late at night and insisted on telling me about her experiences on the road, many of which were trivial. Lilina is right. Mercury Lamp is indeed an ignorant little girl. Although she has a theoretical lifespan of several hundred years, after all, no Rose Girl has ever been to Antarctica in history, right?

Although I was a little trapped, I couldn't affect the good mood of the mercury lamp. It could be seen that the little doll was really happy. Maybe this kind of experience of going out for an excursion with the family was still very new to her. And she was willing to share these things with me, which was a good thing. It was such a stark contrast to her previous personality.

"It's really stuffy in the primeval forest, and there's water dripping everywhere. Fortunately, we have shields..."

Sitting on my chest, the mercury lamp chattered cheerfully.

"The South Pole is very cold. I still remember the planet Jingfeng. I think the South Pole is colder than Jingfeng. If you throw a glass of water out, it will turn into snow in mid-air..."

"Lilina is an idiot, but the burrowing vine she planted is really useful. It can go all the way under the Antarctic ice cap. Is that called the Antarctic ice cap?"

"The confirmation signal has arrived on the other side of the 'Chaotic Sea'. I hope we can discuss with the other side this time how to build the bridge..."

"Hey, idiot, idiot, are you going to sleep?"

"It has been so many years since the last signal was sent back. I don't know if there is still one on the other side..."

"What, I still have a lot of things to tell you, so I just fell asleep first... I saw a lot of fathers playing with their children from a distance outside today. Next time, you should take me with you. …”

I suddenly woke up from my dazed state. I felt like something had been mixed into the words that Mercury Lamp was chattering about just now. I asked confusedly: "What did you just say? The other side? What other side?"

The mercury lamp was stunned for a moment. In the dim night, the little guy seemed to be blushing a little. Then she punched me angrily: "Stop talking! I want to sleep!"

Before I could react, a small body slipped into the bed, and I felt like someone was hugging one of my arms.

"It's still my old habit. You can sleep with me in your arms, but you're not allowed to move around - I'm not a doll!"

I continued to be confused and scratched my face, but no one answered me. There was only a bunch of silver-white hair sticking out from the bed next to the pillow. She always fell asleep in seconds when sleeping under the mercury lamp - and she had a very bad habit of... She completely buries her head with a quilt. This habit is related to the fact that she often sleeps in a box.

Then, I don’t know why, I couldn’t sleep...(To be continued)