Chapter 651 Please Don’t Get Beaten

Nothing happened overnight, and I continued to kill monsters the next day.

After several days of grinding monsters, we have become familiar with most of the elves on the thirteenth floor. It is inevitable to meet and say hello. Occasionally, there will be female elves talking to Cagalli and others about makeup and beauty.

Of course, Phoenix is ​​an absolute layman on this kind of thing - she has never used those things.

Perhaps it is because of her natural beauty. Not only does Phoenix have a good figure, she also has fair and tender skin, and is full of elasticity. It can be said that apart from Emily, the goddess recognized by everyone, it is difficult to find a girl who can compare to her. .

Besides, Emily's breasts are not as plump as Phoenix's. Thinking of this, I suddenly feel how glorious and brilliant my life and future are!

Women get out of control once they talk about makeup and beauty, and Cagalli and the others are no exception.

Often as soon as the topic started, our journey of fighting monsters turned into me and the guys fighting monsters, while their group of girls chatted and hung up.

Fortunately, the demonized bats are not that strong, and we old men can handle it as well. Once we get used to the fighting style, we won't need their support.

Ever since he put on the firecracker I brought back from Fort Vicky, Loki's strength has soared. The lead bullets with magical properties shot like small cannonballs, and four or five of them exploded at one time.

Although none of them can be killed by the explosion, it is enough to attract their attention. This is the result I want, because right below them, the summons of Yang Guo and others, specially used to attract hatred, are waving in a mighty manner. The weapon was in a ferocious posture, attracting a group of demonized bats that were frightened and flew around.

Although there is no large area of ​​​​magical damage from the girls, Billy and I can still complete the kill with our high-speed attacks, but during this period, we need Jackson's assistance.

Jackson's shield is really hard. No matter how much the demonized bat scratches and bites it, there is not even a scratch. I wonder if the numerous scars on this shield passed down from his ancestors are... It was caused by a fire-breathing nine-headed dragon-like monster in the gap between spaces.

However, these are just my illusions and guesses and should not be taken as true.

Under the cover of Jackson's big shield, several waves of fierce attacks were completely offset.

Zach always stands in front of Loki. He is the last line of defense besides Loki to protect the female fellow guild members from being disturbed while chatting.

In fact, his line of defense can only be regarded as decoration. After all, using a two-handed ax to chop down highly agile demonized bats is the same concept as using a cannon to kill mosquitoes - no matter how hard you try, the effect will be minimal.

However, it was better than nothing. Having a line of defense like him was better than nothing.

Although Billy and I's fierce attacks were not as fast as the girls' magic attacks in clearing monsters, they were still quite handy. Without much effort, a large piece of the roof of the tunnel was cleared of demonized bats.

Billy and I were also as tired as two dogs that had just stopped running, huffing and puffing and gulping water.

After finally resting enough to be able to speak normally, Billy muttered in a low voice: "Can't you just take care of your wife! She only knows how to chat, look at how tired we both are!"

I said expressionlessly: "How dare you say this to your president?"

"Aren't you our president!" Billy said disdainfully.

"I just put my name on it, you can talk to your real president."

Billy wilted.

That's right, he doesn't dare, he absolutely doesn't dare.

You know, although Cagalli usually talks and chats very gently and normally, if she interrupts her elegance and destroys the chat atmosphere that she rarely creates, this girl will immediately erupt like a volcano, no matter if you are hers The younger brother was still her fiancé, so he beat her violently until she was completely relieved.

Therefore, whenever she was chatting and laughing, no one would dare to come forward and offend her.

Billy and I sighed helplessly at the same time.

I can't bear to hit him, but he can't beat me; once I'm provoked and beaten, it hurts me, but it hurts him even more. After all, his defense is much worse than mine.

If you can't fight or cause trouble, you can only continue to kill monsters obediently.

Compared to Billy and I, the male elves over there were much lighter. They were lured down one by one by demonized bats. It was safe and easy, but they upgraded slowly and exploded less.

This kind of slow-moving behavior of killing monsters is something we cannot tolerate.

Fortunately, we are two groups. If we were one, we would have to fight.

When Billy and I were almost done resting, we continued our crazy time of killing monsters.

The monsters in the dungeon are cleared once a day, so the places that have been cleared today can only be continued until tomorrow.

With the joint efforts of Billy, me, and Loki who was shooting from a distance not far away, all the demonized bats within a few dozen meters of the vicinity have been wiped out by us, and Xiaozhi's backpack has also been wiped out. After loading a lot of coins and materials, it was time to take a rest and go back.

Until then, Cagalli and the others' conversation was not over yet.

I waited for the male compatriots to gather together out of boredom, nibbling dry food and pulling useless things.

Loki came over and asked me in a low voice: "Boss, what's wrong with Lily? Why can she chat with such a large group of old women?"

I gave him a slap in the face: "Old woman? How do you tell that you are old? The average age of these girls is less than twenty!"

"But Lily is only twelve," Loki said aggrievedly.

"Phoenix is ​​still sixteen years old, how can we compare like this?" I was very unhappy.

A man in his twenties actually calls a group of girls with an average age of less than 20 called old women, and the person he is talking to is actually the fiancé of these girls. What is the difference between this and calling you ugly in front of you!

I'm not a generous person, so I choose to haggle over every detail.

After giving Loki two more blows, I asked with a stern look on his face, "Do you still dare to talk nonsense?"

Loki repeatedly begged for mercy, so I let him go.

Before the bag was removed from his head, he came over again, but this time, he changed his words: "Boss, why do you think Lily likes to chat with, uh, girls who are older than her?"

I could accept this, and I didn't want to argue with him anymore, so I said, "Chatting with a girl who is slightly older than her is a sign of longing to grow up."

Loki looked at his chest in confusion and murmured: "Are you eager to grow up?"

I hit the chestnut hammer again and said fiercely: "What are you thinking! What I said is that she is eager to mature, and it is the growth of her mind, not her body!"

Loki fell on all fours, holding his head and shaking: "Boss, I was wrong. I shouldn't have thought wildly. Please don't get beaten!"