0293: One, Two, Three, Wooden Man (First Update!)

Kitahara Ryosuke once said that he could only describe his job as an investigator of the Special Affairs Department as average.

However, his outlook on life did not allow him to watch twenty children die.

He and Uncle Baichuan may die if they are caught by these "weird" children. If they continue to run, the children will be exhausted to death.

This is an unsolvable cycle.

Playground loudspeaker: "Friends, I found him, he is hiding behind the carousel now!"

Cheating in the ghost catching game will give children clues.

This routine is very annoying.

Now Kitahara Ryosuke is no longer annoyed.

Having made up his mind, he took the initiative to reveal himself and stood there waiting for the children to catch him.

"Wow wow wow!"...

A dozen children with dark eyes opened their teeth and claws, yelled or roared, and their short legs moved like hot wheels, and they arrived at the carousel in a moment.

This time, Kitahara Ryosuke also ran with his legs, very fast, but not much faster than these "little monsters".

He knew Baichuanxiong's previous location, so his current location was not far from the designated place for chanting sutras.

This was indeed the case. As Kitahara Ryosuke walked around the roller coaster and the Haunted Mansion, waves of chanting began to ring in his ears.

At this moment, Uncle Baichuan, who had always been laughing and joking, was sitting cross-legged solemnly, leading a group of six or seven-year-old children to recite Buddhist scriptures.

It seems to be a rule for children to chant the sutras along with them, and the contents of the sutras seem to have the effect of dispelling evil spirits.

As he chanted, the black mist was forced out and spread between the heaven and the earth.

It turns out that Uncle Baichuan is really capable of serious salvation in addition to physical means.

Unfortunately, this time the strangeness was in the entire playground. After the strange atmosphere dissipated, a new one immediately entered the children's bodies.

So the children sitting cross-legged on the ground still felt uncomfortable, and some even cried and chanted sutras.

Perhaps it won't be long before Baichuan Xiong gives up chanting sutras and continues running with the children.

"Wow la la la"! ...

Uncle Baichuan's ears were fine with the chaotic footsteps. When he opened his eyes and took a look, he couldn't help but shout "fuck" in his heart.

Kitahara Ryosuke came with the remaining children and came straight to him.

He really wanted to ask what was going on?

Put all the kids here and run away?

Baichuan Xiong's mouth is speechless, and his complaints are only made in his heart.

Moreover, the speed of the "pursuing soldiers" was very fast. Kitahara Ryosuke slowed down slightly, came to the edge of the chanting halo, and said: "Uncle Baichuan, please hold on a little longer."

After saying this, the red light flashed again, and Kitahara Ryosuke directly crossed the range of the halo and reached the other side.

The children who were controlled by the strangeness did not have this kind of mind. They were unable to stop the car and broke into the five-meter radius. Then they were pressed to the ground by the power of the rules and began to chant sutras.

"call......"

Kitahara Ryosuke breathed out, "Finally made them stop."

MMP met MMP again, Baichuan said ambitiously: "If you dare to run away, I will definitely shoot you to death!"

However, Kitahara Ryosuke simply adjusted his breathing and pulled out something similar to a travel bag out of thin air.

He walked to the edge of the halo, grabbed one child and stuffed it into the bag, and then stuffed the second child into it. The children lost consciousness immediately after entering the bag, and the travel bag, which was not large by visual inspection, was put into a large living person, but it did not grow much in size.

A dozen children disappeared.

Kitahara Ryosuke said to Momokawa Yu: "Uncle Momokawa, collect your magical powers. It's time for me to go inside."

Before he finished speaking, a bronze door appeared out of thin air behind him.

The door opened lightly, and it was dark and strange.

Kitahara Ryosuke didn't even look at it, he just threw the body bag he received from the protection fee into it.

After about a minute, the empty bag flew out.

Then load the remaining children into the gate and the battle is over.

…

The area was empty.

The children were sent away.

Baichuanxiong finally stood up, pressed his cheeks twice, and kept reading and reading, which was a burden to him.

The uncle looked at someone with an unkind expression.

Kitahara Ryosuke put the body bag back into the storage column and laughed: "The children are safe now. We will send them home after we deal with the weirdness here."

Uncle Baichuan took a step forward, his rough hands wrapped in golden light.

"Fuck, uncle, you're not going to beat me, are you?"

Kitahara Ryosuke said: "I'm telling you, if I get injured, that door will also be affected. It's because this monster today is so vicious that it actually used a group of children to deal with us."

At almost the same time, the water curtain of the fountain at the entrance to the playground changed.

The previous 30 became 2.

Ghost Catch Game: The ghost wins.

"Boom!" ...

Other game facilities collapsed into ruins, leaving only four high walls and a fountain, and the water curtain became erratic.

The broadcast came out of nowhere: "Two ghost friends, are you here to rescue the princess?"

Creeping, splitting, and undulating, the flat playground turned into a mountain. The fountain where the clown statue is located is in front of the top of the mountain, and behind the statue is a castle.

"Xiaolian."

Kitahara Ryosuke used his nightmare eyes to see Xiaolian's appearance, so he recognized at a glance that the girl in the princess dress hanging upside down at the top of the city was the "runaway" Xiaolian.

Xiaolian is the princess that the children just wanted to save?

The weird princess is quite interesting.

The mountains were formed, and the water curtain of the fountain finally stopped undulating and returned to the number 2.

"Let's keep playing games."

The childish voice said: "One, two, three, what about the wooden man? If you win, you can rescue the princess. If you lose, you have to wait with the princess for others to rescue you."

"The king, the prince, the prince's princess, and the queen and princess. It's so interesting, hehehe."

A strange atmosphere spread from the laughter, and new rules were formed.

Kitahara Ryosuke and Momokawa Yuo will play one-two-three wooden figures with Gui. The winner will live long live, and the loser will become the king and prince.

"Do you want my help?"

Little Mieko's voice emerged in Kitahara Ryosuke's heart.

Kitahara Ryosuke thought: "I finally met an interesting monster. My level is not low anymore. I will have to deal with more and more monsters who master the rules in the future. It's just a good time to warm up."

"Uncle Baichuan."

Kitahara Ryosuke looked at Momokawa Yu who was also standing at the foot of the mountain.

The latter scratched his head and said, "I have never encountered such a thing. Let's take a look first. If it doesn't work, I will take you through."

The water curtain countdown is still 1 minute, and the two have one minute to prepare.

You cannot run up during this period, and even if you run, you will be teleported back to the origin.

Countdown: 3, 2, 1...

The clown statue turned 180 degrees and covered its eyes with its hands.

"One, two, three, wooden man!"

With a "swish" sound, the clown turned his head.

But the two people at the foot of the mountain didn't move at all.

There was no abnormality in the whole scene.

See this. The clown statue just looked at them directly, as if to say: "Don't be stunned, let's play together, it's fun to play together."

restart.

"one two three……"

Kitahara Ryosuke raised his palm to activate [Rainbow Light], but the teleportation failed.

...

The normal [Rainbow Light] can reach dozens or hundreds of meters in an instant, but when he stepped onto the slope, the red light was restricted.

Taking one step was just one step, and the effect he saw failed to produce. Instead, Bai Chuanxiong ran more than 20 meters while the clown was talking.

"Sure enough, there is something strange." Kitahara Ryosuke said.

Under the rules, it seems that all abilities related to teleportation cannot be used normally.

The clown statue looks back, but cannot move while it is looking back.

When he turned back again, Kitahara Ryosuke and Momokawa Yuu looked at each other, and each struck a blow at the green grass.

Momokawa Yue used the Vajra Palm, and Kitahara Ryosuke pulled out the burnt Kodachi and slashed on the spot.

"Boom, boom, boom" sounded twice, and two large craters were blasted out of the ground.

However, the strange thing is that as the game continues, the big hole heals quickly.

Then, it is also not easy to use violence to get through.

"One, two, three, wooden man!"

"One, two, three... wooden man!"

The clown's voice alternates between fast and slow, sometimes even in the blink of an eye.

His movements were the same. His stone eyes were like those of an eagle, and it seemed that every movement of his body could not escape his eyes.

Using this kind of game against ordinary people and children will definitely lead to great victory.

But who are the two Kitahara people? If they can't even handle this little thing, just go home and sleep.

What's more, Momokawa Yuo took the lead and always ranked first. Kitahara Ryosuke followed behind him and seemed to want to surpass him.

They really treat this like a game.

Until we reach halfway up the mountain!

The altitude of the mountain created out of thin air is expected to be over three thousand meters. When it reaches the mountainside, the temperature drops, making it feel like autumn has turned to winter.

"Kitahara Ryosuke."

"Kitahara..."

Someone called Kitahara Ryosuke's name from behind.

"Kitahara, I'm sorry, I didn't listen to you and came here. I don't know what to do now."

It was the voice of my coward sister, Xiangzawa Suzu.

Hearing this, Kitahara Ryosuke subconsciously wanted to turn around, but the warmth in his palm made him suddenly realize that the clown statue on the mountain was still staring at them.

"If Ming didn't come, he would start cheating again, wouldn't he?"

Kitahara Ryosuke remained motionless.

Baichuan Xiongying in front is also experiencing something.

His body didn't move, but it changed from artificial stillness to stiffness.

Kitahara Ryosuke saw the struggle, and Uncle Baichuan wanted to look back, but he finally controlled it.

This time the "looking" lasted for half a minute, and the clown statue turned back with some disappointment.

Baichuanxiong said: "The strange power is always there. It is still weak in the distance ahead and cannot affect us. We must be careful from now on."

Kitahara Ryosuke: "I understand."

One, two, three, wooden man!

One, two, three... wooden man!

The higher you go, the lower the temperature is. This is the most intuitive feeling.

Weiwei seems to be planning to use the human body's natural reactions to win this game.

"Ling ring ring"~

Kitahara Ryosuke's cell phone rang and then connected automatically.

Hahaha.

This kind of thing is easy to crack as long as the sanity is still there.

For example, it was impossible for Xiang Ze Ling to follow him and Uncle Baichuan here without any awareness.

Cell phones are even simpler. In the secondary ghost realm, calls from outside cannot come in.

"Hey, Kitahara Ryosuke, I'm your daddy!"

The voice of my father Neji Kitahara.

"..."

"You got me into trouble again, didn't you? What are you doing? Talk, talk!..."

In Kitahara Ryosuke's subconscious, the person he fears most is naturally his father.

But he was both afraid and unafraid.

He has never done anything harmful, even if there is a problem somewhere, he will take Sister Coward home today, take Yingzi home tomorrow, and bombard her in turn. How long can Dad be angry?

So Kitahara Ryosuke remained motionless.

One minute later,

The game continues.

"One, two, three, wooden man!"

This time, the clown statue did not interfere with Beihara and the others with any random objects. Instead, he took out two guns, pulled the trigger, and each of them fired one shot——

"Bang, bang"!

Two bullets went straight between their eyebrows.

This can no longer be considered cheating, but plot killing!

"If it doesn't work, don't hold on!"

While speaking, Baichuan Xiong's whole body was covered with golden light.

The bullet hit the golden light, made a crisp sound, and bounced to the ground.

Kitahara Ryosuke said: "I don't have a problem with it either. It doesn't sound like a level 3 spiritual master being killed by a bullet."

The same "dang" sound!

The bullet hit the center of the eyebrow, and Kitahara Ryosuke bounced it away cleanly with just his skin.

The part that was hit only left a little scorch mark, which was caused by the scorched hairs.

? ? ?

His head is certainly not as hard as a bullet.

It's because he moved the [Enhanced Nightmare Eye] before shooting.

Even the fangs that can eat tricks can't chew up this eyeball, and bullets are not enough in front of it.

So what this shot actually hit was the eyelid. Even if it hit, it still wouldn't hurt Kitahara Ryosuke at all.

One, two, three... wooden man!

"Ring ring ring ring"! …

The phone rang again.

This time no one called Kitahara Ryosuke's name, but his own voice appeared on the phone.

"Hello, Brother Cheng, I am Akino Takashi. Thank you for taking me out of the ghost world. To thank you, I am going to give you a gift."

"Tuk Tuk Tuk"~

knocking.

"Kitahara Ryosuke" opened the door and said feebly: "Sister Yingzi, I just killed a particularly difficult monster. I'm exhausted. You actually didn't even want to open the door for me."

"Is it over?" Yingzi's voice.

Kitahara Ryosuke: “!

! "

This is Akino Takashi impersonating himself to get close to Yingzi!

"No, this is a lie. There is no way this guy dares to provoke Yingzi!"

The clown on the mountain stared at the bottom of the mountain, and Kitahara Ryosuke couldn't move.

It's OK on the phone.

"Kitahara Ryosuke" sat down and said: "Of course, I went out with Uncle Baichuan. No matter how powerful the trick is, it can only be that...but I still accidentally got hurt."

"!

! "

"Again!"

! "

Kitahara Ryosuke heard the sound of high heels approaching, and Yingzi was attracted by the news of his injury.

Akino Takashi is a monster, not a human being. His body is a puddle of liquid that can invade the human body at will.

He is a good assassin with this designation, because he can target anyone around him.

High heels are close enough.

"I lied to you, haha!" the fake smiled at Yingzi.

"Me! Ha! You! Big! Master!"

Kitahara Ryosuke grabbed the phone and smashed it into pieces.

He knew it was false.

It was designed by the trickster above.

Yingzi couldn't be deceived by a guy so easily.

But some things cannot be tolerated.

The clown statue keeps looking and he keeps listening?

Do not make jokes.

After picking up the small red card, Kitahara Ryosuke went through all the obstacles in order to be free and at ease.

So it’s not okay to fake it!

He moved.

He lost.

Baichuan Xiong sensed, "Kitahara, you?!..."

Kitahara Ryosuke said it was okay.

Seeing him succeed, the clown on the mountain showed a bright smile decisively.