Chapter 122 There Is No More Liu Guangqi in the Courtyard
"Jia...Da...Mom!"
When Li Yuan entered the second door, he saw Jia Zhang sitting at the door of his house, waving a needle and awl, arguing with the first mother, the third mother and others. He suddenly called out behind him, and saw Jia Zhang's raised arm Freeze in mid-air.
Li Yuan was a little embarrassed, why did he scare a good evil mother-in-law into such a state?
He said warmly: "Aunt Jia, don't be afraid. I won't do anything today and let your daughter-in-law, Sister Qin, do it. I will teach her how to massage on the side. What do you think?"
Jia Zhang seemed to have come back to her senses immediately, turning her head to look at Li Yuan, and said in surprise: "Really?!"
Li Yuan nodded and said with a smile: "Really. But after Miss Qin's massaging, I still have to use needles... No one can replace this. If you want to cure it quickly, let me use giant needles..."
Jia Zhang shook her head like a rattle and said repeatedly: "No, no, no, no, just fire needles, fire needles are good!"
Seeing Li Yuan sigh with dissatisfaction, she was actually a little happy.
She was happy, but Qin Huairu was a Muggle, looking at Li Yuan with resentment.
Li Yuan dared to use force, but she didn't dare, otherwise she would be scolded to death.
And if you feel good giving massage to Jia Zhang, you will have something to do in the future...
Lou Xiao'e sat with the deaf old lady and looked at Li Yuan happily, thinking how she liked it.
The deaf old lady asked: "Is it the fourth child of Lao Zhu's family who is looking for you?"
Li Yuan was surprised, blinked and asked, "Old lady, are you talking about Mr. Zhu Jiasu?"
The deaf old lady snorted and said, "Mr. Huan...that kid is skinny, he is good at singing when he was young, and he stood at the entrance of the alley and wailed loudly in the early years. He is the fourth eldest in their family, and there are three elder brothers in front of him, all living in the old building. In the monk's mansion. His family is a big family. It used to occupy the central place of the monk's mansion. It was very grand. Later, it had no choice but to donate the house to the coal department. There are 16 and a half rooms left in the house. The three of them My brother and sister-in-law were so good that they gave him a room and a half, and the remaining three families each had five rooms.”
Li Yuan smiled and said: "Hey, old lady, you have a clear background! Then do you know that there was a queen empress in the Mao'er alley diagonally opposite our alley?"
There are many celebrities in Nanluogu Lane, and Wanrong's family is just opposite.
The deaf old lady's complexion seemed to change when she heard the words, she looked at Li Yuan blankly and said, "What are you talking about? I can't hear you!"
"..."
Li Yuan said loudly: "I said, tomorrow I will use rat meat to stew braised rotten pork noodles for you!"
Negative emotions from the deaf old lady +666!
Lou Xiaoe looked at the froze expression on the deaf old lady's face, giggled and said, "Yuanzi, what are you talking about?"
The aunt joked: "We have so many powerful people, next to the alley, there is also a university student living in the alley of Houyuan'en Temple, what is his name Mao Dun..."
Li Yuan said with a smile: "Mother, he is a scholar, and he is not in the same way as us. Today, Mr. Zhu is also here to see a doctor."
He was chatting with a group of old women and was about to go into the house to give Jia Zhang a massage needle when he saw brothers Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu running over as hard as they could and said hurriedly: "Brother Yuanzi, hurry up, hurry up and save people!"
Li Yuan was startled, and asked as he walked out, "What's wrong?"
Liu Guangtian said: "My dad fought with Sha Zhu and Xu Damao for wine, and ate a piece of fish with chopsticks, and the fishbone got stuck!"
Liu Guangfu cursed bitterly: "It's all because of that stupid idiot..."
Li Yuan said "Hey" and said, "How are you talking?" He gave him a wink and reminded the deaf old lady to be behind.
Sure enough, the deaf old lady scolded the street afterwards: "Liu Laosan, I miss you grandma!"
Liu Guangfu ran away with his head in his arms...
Li Yuan also stepped up his pace and rushed to Liu's house in the east wing of the backyard.
When they entered the door, they saw Liu Guangqi's wife holding a bowl of water in her hand, squeezing it with her right hand, and murmuring: "Jiulong water, Jiulong water, Jiulong is like sea water. It turns steel into mud, and it turns iron into water."
After he finished reciting, he made a sign with his middle finger in the bowl like "well", then handed it to Liu Haizhong and said, "Dad, drink it quickly. This is Jiulong Bone Transformation Water. Just drink it and you'll be fine!"
Li Yuan was numb. Who was Liu Guangqi looking for?
It has been ten years since the founding of the People's Republic of China, and the goddess has come out again!
Liu Haizhong kept coughing, so he took the bowl and drank it...
Silly Zhu, Xu Damao, Liu Guangqi, the second aunt, as well as the first uncle Yi Zhonghai, Jia Dongxu and others all looked directly at Liu Haizhong.
After Liu Haizhong finished drinking, he continued to cough.
Everyone: "..."
Liu Guangqi's wife was so ashamed that she defended herself: "It has been useful before..."
Liu Haizhong coughed and waved his hands: "No...it's useless!"
Li Yuan exclaimed: "Sister-in-law, do you know how to do this? That's amazing... just teach me."
Does anyone dare to do this in this day and age?
Liu Guangqi's wife looked embarrassed, and the second aunt said anxiously: "Yuanzi, stop talking! Come and show me to the second uncle!"
Li Yuan chuckled and said, "Get another bowl of water!"
The second aunt said "Ah" and said, "Are you really learning?"
Liu Haizhong glared at her, and the second aunt quickly went to get water.
After Li Yuan received the water, he suddenly asked Liu Guangqi's wife, "My dear sister-in-law, please teach me how to recite the mantra."
Qi Xuejuan was too shy to raise her head...
Li Yuan looked so good-looking that she didn't know how to politely refuse...
Liu Guangqi saw his wife's face turned red and said anxiously: "Yuanzi! This is your sister-in-law!"
"..."
Li Yuan said helplessly: "I just want to try my sister-in-law's...forget it. Don't be accused of engaging in feudal superstition later. I won't learn anymore. Come on, second uncle, put a mouthful of water in your throat, snort and then spurt it out." .”
Liu Haizhong said with difficulty: "I...I don't know how."
Li Yuan clicked his tongue and said, "Second aunt, get another bowl of water."
The second aunt hurriedly went to get water again. Li Yuan took it and raised his head to take a sip. Then, after purring for a while, he spat out a puff and said to Liu Haizhong: "Second uncle, did you see clearly what you did? Once If it doesn’t come out, spray it a few more times.”
Liu Haizhong nodded, then took a big gulp of water, raised his head and began to snore. After a while, he squirted out the water with a puff, then felt it, and said with surprise on his face: "Hey! It's done!! "
Now everyone inside and outside the room felt that they had watched a wonderful show. Silly Zhu even gave a thumbs up and said: "Yuanzi, that's great!"
Liu Haizhong also wanted to save face and said: "Quick, quick, bring a pair of chopsticks to Yuanzi."
Li Yuan glanced at him with a slightly sympathetic expression and said, "Forget it, I have to give Aunt Jia an injection beforehand. Second uncle, please don't be polite. Just based on the relationship between Guang Qi and I, aren't we just like a family?"
Liu Haizhong was so happy that he said yes again and again, and asked the second aunt to pack some peanuts, melon seeds and remaining candies for Lou Xiaoe, and acted like an elder and the second uncle, and he was not allowed to refuse!
After Li Yuan reluctantly accepted, Liu Haizhong warned: "From now on in the courtyard, you guys should have a good relationship with each other. We all live in the backyard, so we are closer."
Li Yuan happily agreed and glanced at Liu Guangqi. The boy's eyes were so complicated...
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"Hard...yes, that's it!"
"The position is correct...press hard!"
"You are so useless. You are out of breath after just a few moments?"
On the front porch, a group of women couldn't stand it anymore and started laughing.
They really like Li Yuan more and more...
The door opened, Li Yuan showed his head, shushed everyone, told them to be quiet, and then shouted to the crowd in the atrium: "Dongxu, come here, come here!"
Jia Dongxu's face was originally not very good-looking. If it weren't for the 50 cents each time, he would not be willing to suffer such humiliation.
Now he frowned and said, "What's wrong?"
Li Yuan said angrily: "What's wrong? Sister Qin is not strong enough to give Aunt Jia a massage. It's useless if the strength is too weak. You still need to come, come in quickly!"
When Jia Dongxu heard this, most of the chaotic thoughts in his heart were relieved. He walked forward and said with a smile: "Yuanzi, you are the doctor, why do you let the family members come?"
Li Yuan said: "Isn't it that Aunt Jia is afraid? Don't you feel sorry for your mother? If you learn this and give Aunt Jia massage often, they can live a long life!"
Jia Dongxu: "..."
Yi Zhonghai urged from behind: "Dongxu, study hard!"
Maybe he can really use it in the future...
Jia Dongxu responded, cursing in his heart and followed Li Yuan into the house.
Li Yuan stood by the kang, instructing Jia Dongxu on how to massage his mother with his palms, backs of hands, fists, thumbs and other methods.
As she continued to exert force, Jia Zhang's "ouch", "woo" and "shu'er" sounds started again...
After a full forty minutes, Jia Zhang's voice became hoarse, Jia Dongxu also felt that his hands were cramping into chicken claws, and both arms were shaking, before Li Yuan shouted to stop.
Seeing Jia Dongxu's expressionless expression, Li Yuan chuckled and said, "Dongxu, your body is not good, you are still a fitter."
Jia Dongxu didn't have the energy to pay attention to him at all, and sat on the edge of the kang, breathing heavily.
Li Yuanle said: "It's just right. From now on, your family of three will be complete. Anyway, Xiaodang has an aunt to watch. Dongxu, sit on the side and watch me give Aunt Jia acupuncture, and Sister Qin will be there soon. You can't leave me alone every day." Smell your stinky feet, right?"
Seeing Li Yuan's bad behavior, Jia Dongxu was so angry that his lungs and eyes hurt.
What did this guy eat when he was growing up?
Why is it so damaging!
Qin Huairu reminded in a low voice: "Dongxu, do you want to go home and have a rest? Yuanzi will start acupuncture soon and won't open the door..."
Jia Dongxu suddenly woke up and stood up quickly and said to Li Yuan: "Yuanzi, Xiaodang is still outside. I have to go and watch. Auntie is not in good health..."
After reluctantly giving a reason, Jia Dongxu ran away without looking back.
"Hey! Dongxu, don't leave..."
Li Yuan reproached Qin Huairu with disgust and said: "Sister Qin, there is no such thing as you! Aunt Jia hasn't even spoken yet, so you let that boy Dongxu sneak home to enjoy his happiness! I am the only one who suffers from the co-author? Aunt Jia? , do you think so?"
Mrs. Jia Zhang felt sore and refreshed all over her body. She didn’t want to speak at the moment, but after listening to Li Yuan’s words, she still forced a smile and said, “Yuanzi, your brother Dongxu is tired from work... He does physical work and can’t rest well. Can't you please be considerate of him, huh?"
Li Yuan sighed and said: "Come on, I'm too blind. I forgot that you are a family, and I want to win over someone... Aunt Jia, you are really heartless."
"puff!"
Qin Huairu really couldn't hold it back, her shoulders shook with laughter.
Mrs. Jia Zhang was also so angry that she couldn't laugh or cry, but when she turned around and saw Li Yuan burning a needle on the kerosene lamp, she couldn't laugh anymore...
Ten minutes later, Jia Zhang ran home without looking back.
The silver needle was burned red by the fire and pierced into the flesh. Just thinking about it makes me scared. Sister Jiang is nothing more than that, right?
Qin Huairu followed her out and brought Xiao Dang in again. After coaxing the baby to sleep, she took acupuncture and massage for an hour and a half before returning home with her baby in her arms...
I don't know why Jia Dongxu went crazy today, after Qin Huairu got on the kang, he suddenly got into the bed, lay there and smelled it for a while, then got out again, and fell asleep on his side.
Qin Huairu was stunned for a while before reacting. After a flash of sarcasm flashed in his embarrassing eyes, he punched him twice on the back and said angrily, "I let you go in vain! Stay here tomorrow!"
After saying that, he turned around.
Jia Dongxu snorted triumphantly, how could it be... also turned his back and went to sleep.
When I first got married, I really wished I could grow inside but not come out.
A year later, some of them were hiding away.
It's been a few years since they've been married, that matter has long since become a burden, and even kissing them makes them panic.
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The next morning.
Li Yuan got up early, took briquettes and put them in the stove to warm the kang, stood for an hour doing Zhuanggong, and played Wu Qinxi for half an hour.
The body is the capital of Ge Ji, he is absolutely unequivocal about this.
After washing up and returning to the house, I saw Lou Xiao'e pouting and folding the toilet paper into long strips. It seemed that relatives had knocked on the door...
Li Yuan smiled and said: "Is it coming this month?"
Lou Xiao'e nodded aggrievedly, and Li Yuan smiled and said, "Why are you sad? I really want to have a baby so much. I'll change my posture after I'm done, and I'll be there soon!"
Lou Xiaoe's eyes lit up when she heard the words, and she said, "Really? Don't coax me on purpose, make me do that..."
Li Yuan said with a smirk: "I told you to do that, but still coax you like this? Don't you really like it..."
"Oops~"
Lou Xiao'e rebuked unyieldingly, then looked at Li Yuan and said, "Why are you not in a hurry?"
Li Yuan smiled and said, "I guess the situation in the past few years will not be too good..."
Lou Xiao'e laughed and said: "No matter how bad it is, it can still be bad for us? If it doesn't work, just move back home!"
She was talking about the Lou family.
Besides, there is a small courtyard in Beixincang, and the cost of eating and drinking is not bad at all...
Li Yuan thought for a while, and it was really the case. After a while, he gave a thumbs up and said, "You're right!"
Lou Xiao'e was overjoyed. Although she was always willing to listen to Li Yuan, Li Yuan's ability to listen to her on such a big matter showed that Li Yuan respected her.
Standing on tiptoe, hugging Li Yuan's neck, said: "Yuanzi, you are so kind to me!"
Li Yuan patted his buttocks and warned: "Just this time, don't go too far. I hit someone and made a loud noise!"
Lou Xiaoe got tired of her nose, and said, "Got it!"
When the two were talking about you and me, they suddenly heard a scream of shock and anger from the direction of the east chamber outside: "No!!!"
The despair, panic, and anger in the voice!
Li Yuan probably guessed what happened in his heart. He went out with a surprised Lou Xiao'e, and saw the direction of the old Liu's house. Liu Haizhong's face was twisted and twisted. They were all trembling violently...
Although people's joys and sorrows are not the same, Li Yuan still sympathized with the chubby second uncle at this moment.
It can be said that this old man gave almost all his love to Liu Guangqi.
He even agreed with Liu Guangqi to find a woman who came to the capital to study as his wife, and spent a lot of money to find a relationship, and planned to send the wife there to work as a temporary worker in a steel rolling mill.
Not to mention, he almost spent all his money to hold a glorious wedding for Liu Guangqi.
However, this eldest son, whom he loved in every possible way, still passed away.
Looking at the bangs who couldn't help crying in pain, except for Xu Damao's grandson who was beaming with joy, even the deaf old lady stood at the door and sighed: "Parents are not kind, children are not filial."
Yi Zhonghai and the residents in the middle courtyard and front yard heard the commotion and rushed over to see Liu Haizhong like this. They were all shocked. Yi Zhonghai stepped forward and asked, "Old Liu, what's going on?"
However, Liu Haizhong's face suddenly turned red, and he shook it and fell to one side.
Yi Zhonghai hugged him and shouted: "Old Liu! Old Liu!" Then he turned around and shouted: "Yuanzi, Yuanzi! Come and take a look..."
Li Yuan walked over to the road cleared by everyone, first put his fingers on the side of Liu Haizhong's neck, listened to his pulse, and felt relieved after confirming that it was not a cerebral hemorrhage, then raised his chin and pinched Ren Zhong. A few minutes later, Liu Haizhong woke up. Come over here...
After looking around with blank eyes, I remembered what happened and started crying...
Li Yuan shook his head slightly, there was no more Liu Guangqi in the courtyard.
After all, he hasn't changed anything...
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