Chapter 585: From Ireland to Khitan
"Na na na." Erina tried to open the magical barrel, but there was no response: "Help me! I want to see what's in this barrel~"
Nao: "Yeah, yeah. Leave it to me - Wow...it's really tight...it's almost the same as Kodera's chest!"
Erina took out the stuffed dumpling, buried her head in it and rubbed it contentedly, then hugged it to her chest: "Hey? What do you mean? I don't understand very well."
Nao: "That is to say, when we wear clothes, our chests will bulge a little because of our breasts, right? According to welding standards, the airtightness of our chests is not very good."
Nao: "But Kodera is different! Her metal plate is so flat that it can't even hold up her top. There won't be any welds at all!"
Erina: "Pfft!"
Erina: "Pfft, hahahaha! I must tell this joke to Kodera as soon as I get back...it's so funny."
Nao: "Then the possibility of Kodera joining the club suddenly dropped to zero~"
Erina: "!!!"
Erina: "Then it's better not to say it!"
Erina: "By the way, are you okay yet?"
Nao shook her pink rabbit ears, and the rabbit tail under her skirt also swayed slightly: "Come on, come on~"
Nao: "At this time, you will be very envious of the dog-eared and cat-eared girls... They both have really powerful claws! Just pop out your nails and you can pry open this broken lid."
Erina: "How about you draw your sword and try it?"
Nao: "What a great idea! Just cut it in half!"
Erina: "Pry it open normally!"
Erina: "What if a homeless animal-eared loli sleeps inside! It will hurt her!"
Nao: "How is that possible~"
Nao: "I bet... there's pickled cucumber in it!"
Nao: "Ah... Sayo-chan... you haven't eaten my pickled cucumbers for a long time... maybe it went bad because you missed the taste so much..."
Erina: "Why do I feel so sentimental for no reason!"
Erina: "You can't be jealous!"
Nao: "Just be sesame!"
Erina: "If you are shy, you will be beaten!"
Nao: "Just keep it! Just keep it!"
Erina: "It's wrong to be astringent! The same goes for repeating it!"
Nao: "Hey~ But it's obviously very interesting."
Nao: "It goes to show that Erina-chan herself is the most astringent."
Erina: "No! It must be because people with astringency can only see astringent things in their eyes, so they think I'm astringent! This means that Nao is the real astringent!"
Nao: "Oh~ Erina-chan is so humble."
Nao: "Erina-chan's astringency is known to everyone from Ireland to Khitan~"
Erina: "What?! Am I so powerful?!"
Erina: "No, wait! It should be my cuteness!"
Nao: "Hey~"
Erina: "Hey, don't put your hands on my chest while giggling naturally! I told you not to be sour!"
Nao: "No, it's just that I haven't touched Sayo-chan for a long time, and my hands are itchy. Let's use Erina-chan's conscience instead."
Erina: "Uh..."
Nao: "Although it's a little small, it feels okay."
As soon as these words came out, the eldest lady suddenly felt unhappy.
Erina: "Then don't touch it! Go back and rub yourself!"
Nao: "That won't help my itchy hands~"
Erina: "It won't itch after being chopped!"
Nao: "Sorry, sorry~"
Erina: "Really! You should be lucky that Kodera is not here! Otherwise, your hand will only feel sore from being rubbed! Maybe it will fall off!"
Nao: "Hey, hey hey... Then it's finally time to reveal the mystery~ What is in the barrel?"
She said this enthusiastically and opened the lid of the barrel!
in……
…It’s a lot of red apples!
Nao: "It's an apple."
Erina: "It's an apple."
Erina: "Damn it...when I saw this, I suddenly wanted to eat the caramelized apple made by the servant!"
Erina: "That shredded apple...it's actually covered with sugar shreds! Can you believe it?"
Nao: "Wow...that's incredible!"
Erina: "Of course! The food cooked by the servant is so delicious! If I hadn't become a shrine maiden, I would have opened a small restaurant with him."
Nao: “The catering industry is very tiring.”
Erina: "Yeah. How about opening a game store."
Nao: "I really changed my mind right away~ What kind of store is it? One that sells new games? Or a second-hand store...or even a second-hand game store?"
The so-called second-hand game stores refer to stores that specialize in older console games.
For example, contemporary consoles are ps5, xboxs, and switch.
The second-hand game store sells very old console games such as FC, MD, Atari, GBA, Wii, etc. It is usually responsible for repairing and modifying old consoles for players to give them a second life.
Erina: "Na na na, why don't you want both?"
Erina: "I'm sitting inside playing games and waiting for customers. Hime-chan is the mascot in the store. What a servant..."
Nao: "How about letting him put on a very shameful maid outfit and solicit customers outside? Become a waitress~"
Erina: "Okay~"
Erina: "Ah, but Hime-chan is also a poster girl. It's hard to imagine which one is more popular!"
Erina: "But now that I've opened a store, I'm afraid I won't be able to be as free as I want. I can't just go wherever I want... I've thought about it, boss! After graduation, I want to travel with my servants often! Not only do I want to play all over Japan should also look at the world! It wouldn’t be a bad idea to travel around the world in eighty-one days~”
Nao: "Hey~ I'm so envious...but will the Yida family agree?"
Erina: "Never mind them! I'm going!"
Erina: "I will get good grades and convince them to let me go to college! Now that I'm in college, it's normal to travel, right?"
Nao: "I hope so!"
Erina: "Of course!"
Erina: "If it doesn't work, I'll kill it first and then show it to you!"
Nao: "Elope with Maekawa again? How about some sex~"
Erina: "Hmph...what do you know? The old routine always works best!"
Erina: "But no matter what you do when you grow up, you can't let go of your duties as a shrine maiden."
Erina: "Because I have to do this kind of thing!"
Nao: "It's pitiful to be bound by a mission all the time... How long will the former underworld shrine maidens have to shoulder their responsibilities? Until they die?"
Erina: "In the past, when sacrifices were needed, people would have died when they were twelve years old at the earliest and eighteen years old at the latest."
Erina: "I don't know very well now... but grandpa said that he wanted me to have fun outside in high school. He said that if I have enough fun now, I have to calm down in the future and fulfill my duties as a shrine maiden in the underworld. So, You have to be a kid for a while after you turn eighteen!"
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