Chapter 285: Blood Bottle

After listening to this, Imamura Shioi joined the conversation with a smile.

"Oh, I'm very willing to buy it... How much do you sell the little white hair wearing a scarf?"

Asakura: "We're not selling it! Anyway, listen to me first. Speaking of which, we remember the situation when we bought this scarf!"

Yoshiyuki: "How do you say that?"

Asakura: "Because we like to buy scarves, but we always buy new products from brand stores and can't afford them, so we often go to stores with discounts! This one was said to be on sale at 50% off, and the current price is 3,500 yen~ We thought it was very expensive and we liked it, so we negotiated a lower price.”

Yoshiyuki: "Then?"

Asakura: "Then I asked him if he could sell it for 500 yen."

Yoshiyuki: "A lot of them were chopped off at once! You really dare to ask!"

Asakura: "The problem is that the boss agreed immediately! He also sighed and said that he had no choice but to sell you. He really knows how to negotiate the price... The more he thought about it after buying it, the more angry he became! What do you mean, we really know how to negotiate the price!" "

Everyone fell into silence after hearing this.

Because everyone was involved in that scene at the same time, they deeply felt what it meant to have their IQ insulted and spend money to buy their anger.

I was obviously ready to bargain with the boss, but the other party actually accepted it!

There is a feeling of blood loss!

So how much is this scarf worth? !

Is it wholesale for 200 yen a piece? Not so!

Yoshiyuki thinks this is probably an unsolved mystery.

Maybe throughout Asakura's life, he would think of that scarf every time he wanted to bargain.

After that, of course Erina didn't ask for money, but gave the health care directly to Asakura.

While watching Asakura drink it, he pretended to sigh, saying that if Asakura drank the blood bottle as he owed them a hundred gold coins, then they would soon become rich people.

Since no one answered, Erina kicked Yoshiyuki and complained.

"Hey, servant, how do you do your job! Why don't you complain to me that we are already rich!"

"Ah no, I think it would be more interesting if I didn't complain at this time! Asakura must think so too!"

Asakura: "That is indeed one of the schools! It's like..."

Everyone was waiting for Asakura to speak.

However, she had no intention of continuing.

Yoshiyuki: "What about the follow-up?! Tell me! Only half-talking will make people crazy!"

Asakura: "Ahaha~ We just wanted to give an example. Sometimes it's more interesting if you don't finish talking!"

Yoshiyuki + Erina: "Not at all!"

Asakura: "Let's give a similar example! Isn't there a classic joke in Mancai? One person pretends to be standing in front of a hot water pool, and the other person puts his hands on his back~ Then the person in front says don't push We, the person behind said, okay, okay, we definitely won’t push him! Then we pushed him down!"

Asakura: "The variation of this joke is that when the person behind said he would definitely not push back, he really didn't push back! The person in front waited for a while and didn't respond, then he couldn't bear to shout and said - What are you doing! Pushing back? Us!"

Although I didn’t think this example was close at all, it was really funny, and both Yoshiyuki and Erina couldn’t help laughing.

Of course, it's not because the joke itself is interesting, but because Asakura's magical dancing and Osaka accent make it full of comedy.

After hearing what she said, Yoshiyuki even felt as if his laughter had been hijacked - as if something was pointing a knife at it and saying, "Smile for me."

However, Xiao Ji remained calm throughout the whole process, at most she only showed a slight smile.

Probably because of training.

"Anyway, complain to me next time!" Erina laughed for a while and finally recovered, cleared her throat, and asked with her hands on her hips: "Why do you think I brought you here!"

"...To do housework for you?"

"That's just one of the functions! As my lady's servant, you don't just have to do this! You also have to be proficient in women's clothing and so on!"

Yoshiyuki decided to use silence as a silent protest, so he didn't answer.

After a moment, Erina couldn't bear it anymore and kicked him again.

"What are you doing! Are you complaining about me!"

Asakura: "Hahaha! I'm learning and applying it!"

In fact, when it comes to blood bottles, Yi Xing thinks of a question.

First, after drinking the blood bottles in most games, the bottle won’t even be left behind. There was no bottle throwing either.

Then here comes the problem. Are these bottles also part of the edibles?

After the brave men drank the medicine, they also chewed the bottle?

Second, treatment potions in reality are rarely red.

So is there really blood in the blood bottle?

If that's the case, then the brave seem to be vampires per capita.

Maybe the blood bottle being made red is the vampire's conspiracy! They're trying to get everyone to enjoy drinking blood!

The more Yoshiyuki thought about it, the more he felt that this was too scary to think about.

Since there are five people in Yoshiyuki's group, there is no room for four people sitting in one place facing each other with a table in the middle.

It just so happened that Imamura Shii liked solitude and quiet, so he went to the seat next door and sat down.

Fortunately, the curtains on the seats where she and Yi Xing and her group were seated could be closed directly without asking anyone else.

In fact, Yoshiyuki was thinking about the blood bottle until he sat down in his seat.

It wasn't until the stewardess said something to Imamura Shii with a troubled expression that his attention was drawn back to reality.

"Well... please don't open an umbrella in the carriage. It will affect others."

"I'm sitting on my seat holding an umbrella, is that okay?"

"However, the customers next to you and those passing by in the aisle may be hindered by the umbrella, so please be considerate."

"It doesn't matter. Because I can't hold an umbrella in the aisle, and there are no passengers around me. You don't have a rule against holding an umbrella, right?"

"However, holding an umbrella may still hinder others, so please be considerate..."

"I'm inconsiderate."

Shigei was obviously tired of being asked, so she choked the flight attendant speechlessly with one sentence.

Therefore, the flight attendant had no choice but to leave, looking very aggrieved, but still forced to show a polite smile.

After she left, Jiuyi complained, feeling that there were such rigid people everywhere, and it was really sick.

Yoshiyuki knew that Miss Vampire didn't want to say harsh words. But she is not willing to compromise, nor does she want to waste time on socializing.

Therefore, if the other party cannot accept the conditions that she thinks are reasonable, she will immediately lose interest in continuing the negotiation.

Moreover, Shigei has always felt that it is meaningless to reason with people who have rigid ideas, at least not in a short period of time. They just want you to accept their demands, so it's most efficient to end the conversation forcefully.