Chapter 186: The Girl Running with Bread in Her Mouth
After hearing this, Yi Xing was greatly shocked.
His first reaction was that the plot seemed to be very immediate.
Then when I thought about it carefully, I suddenly realized - it feels like Nezha!
"What a messy dream!" Yi Xing couldn't help complaining: "It's so inexplicable!"
"But it's really awesome! Na na na!" Erina said excitedly: "You are actually very interested in Yoshiyuki, right? Become a real girl and get pregnant with Dango!"
"How could I be interested! I am a man! And what the hell is Tuanzi! Am I being fucked by Tuanzi?!"
"It's not impossible! After all, Tuanzi is so cute and Yoshiyuki is cute too, so they will naturally be attracted to each other!"
"Something's wrong! No matter how you think about it, this logic is wrong! By the way, please stop distorting the image of Tuanzi!"
"I'm not twisted, because the dumplings I'm talking about are the cute ones! On the contrary, servant, you are thinking of strange dumplings in your mind! For example, macho dumplings! Do you think of the dumplings that made you pregnant? This is it!”
"No! No matter what kind of dumpling makes me pregnant, it will ruin my outlook! Rather, the fact that I can get pregnant is too strange!"
Breakfast time soon came to an end amid these pleasant chit-chats.
Then, Yoshiyuki combed their hair, checked whether the textbooks and lunch boxes were packed, and then opened the door.
Originally, Erina should have come out directly, but before she left, on a whim, she ran to the kitchen and dug out a bag of sliced bread.
"What's wrong, Miss?" Yoshiyuki looked at this scene, and his first reaction was to ask: "Aren't you full?"
"No, I'm full!" Erina took out a piece of bread and shouted enthusiastically: "But I suddenly thought of something like this! In anime, there aren't always those girls who are late for school and have to run with bread in their mouths. scene?"
"Ah... indeed." Yoshiyuki nodded: "I shouted 'I'm going to be late!' I got up, washed up quickly, and then ran towards the school with a piece of bread in my mouth. Then according to the routine, I had to bump into the male protagonist at the corner... "
"Yes! This is it!" Erina announced excitedly: "I've wanted to play this for a long time. Let's try it today! You go first and ambush on the corner of the street. Then I will run over with the bread in my mouth. You will come out when you see the right moment. hit me!"
"No! Miss, you are too boring." Yoshiyuki felt ashamed after hearing this: "You will definitely be looked at with strange eyes! And how can you feel like an encounter if you are so deliberate?"
"Humph, servant, just do as I say! There's so much nonsense!"
There was no other way, so Yi Xing had no choice but to do as he was told.
According to Erina's request, he would first take Xiaoji and ambush at the west corner.
When he heard her running towards her with bread in her mouth, he rushed out and bumped into her!
This strength can be well controlled by Yi Xing.
Otherwise, it would be bad if he accidentally knocks the eldest lady across the street.
He was quickly in position.
While waiting, he felt more and more... something was wrong!
"Xiao Ji, don't you feel weird?" Yoshiyuki turned to look at Yao Dao Ji and complained.
Xiao Yaodao didn't understand what he meant for a while, and just tilted his head slightly.
"Ah, although it's really crazy for the young lady to suddenly play this, I don't think that's the weird part." Yoshiyuki analyzed seriously: "Why do you think the girls in those animations go to school with only a piece of bread in their mouths? Even if you have a small appetite in the morning, this is not enough."
Xiao Ji raised her notebook: [Because the paper girl can be full even if she only eats one piece of bread]
"Ah..." Yoshiyuki didn't know how to retort for a while: "Okay, but what I want to say is that you should at least hold more than three pieces in your mouth, or directly hold a tuna in your mouth? Of course it's too thick and you might run away with it. If it’s inconvenient, why don’t you just bring a bag in your mouth? It’s much more convenient to hold the package in your mouth, and the bread won’t get wet with saliva.”
Xiaoji: [If you must bring a bag, why not hold it with your hands instead of holding it in your mouth? 】
"So this joke is very strange - ah, the eldest lady is here!"
Yoshiyuki poked his head around the corner and saw Erina coming down the stairs excitedly.
And what she was holding in her mouth... was a whole bag of bread!
The bag of bread was dangling under her chin as she ran, looking like it would be thrown away at any moment.
This immediately attracted the attention of many people, and some people couldn't help laughing when they saw this scene.
"She actually came with a bag in her mouth! Didn't she just take one piece?!" When Yoshiyuki saw this scene, he couldn't help but slap his face in front of him and couldn't bear to look at it: "No! Normal people would So - oh yes, the eldest lady is not a normal person."
Xiao Ji: [Dad neither. 】
Although he wanted to refute Xiaoji, what she said was so reasonable that Yoshiyuki was speechless for a while.
But that's not the point.
The real problem at the moment is... after the eldest lady came down the stairs, she actually ran in the opposite direction of the appointment!
Moreover, he was running like crazy, his face was full of excitement, and he was obviously not aware of it!
That’s not right, Miss! Wrong place!
That's the east side!
Yoshiyuki realized this and quickly called her.
However, Erina was too far away and too excited to hear it at all!
At this moment, Erina rushed to the corner of fate!
According to her imagination, she should be hit by Yoshiyuki next.
However, what came face to face was actually...
Asakura and Yukikazemaru!
Yukikaze Maru smelled Erina's scent from afar, so he rushed over with his master with a silly smile on his face.
The moment Erina rushed around the corner, Yukikaze Maru jumped up and hit Erina's chest like a spinning cannonball!
The eldest lady didn't expect this development at all, and she screamed and was thrown to the ground, and the bread fell to the side.
While Erina was wailing in confusion and horror, Yukikaze Maru licked her face excitedly, and then he was attracted by the smell of bread, picked up the bag and ran away!
"Ah, dead dog!" Erina was so angry that she kicked her legs on the ground, pointed at it and shouted: "Give the bread back! I haven't even eaten a bite!"
However, Yukikaze Maru has no intention of returning it!
She stopped wagging her tail and turned to look at Erina, still smiling.
At a glance, you can tell that she wants to play with the eldest lady and is expecting Erina to chase her.
Now that you have seen Yukikaze Maru's speed, as long as you calm down and think about it, you will know that chasing her at this time is exactly what you want. With Erina's skills, there is definitely no chance!
However, the eldest lady above didn't think so much.
She immediately caught up with her hands and feet.
It wasn't until after running for several steps that I remembered that I was a creature that walked upright and hurriedly straightened up!