Chapter 3479 Don’t Come Here
Xu Yi said, "If it weren't for the teachings to be so beautiful that they forget their customs at first sight, forget their feelings when they see them again, and look at themselves at the third sight, why would I behave like this? As the saying goes: Clouds think of clothes, flowers think of face, spring breeze blows the threshold and dew is rich. . If we hadn’t seen him on the top of a jade mountain, he would have met me under the moonlight on Yaotai. The teachings are like the nine-day fairy descending to the mortal world. It would be too much to ask ordinary people like us to see them and not be moved by their ordinary hearts."
The whole place stood up in an uproar, and countless male cultivators were stunned. Chu Yi was so angry that he rolled his eyes: Can you still be so shameless? If I had such eloquence, would I still be single and still have not found a suitable Taoist partner?
Yi Bingwei was dumbfounded. Although she was annoyed with this man's glib words, she also felt that what he said was quite reasonable. It turns out that excessive beauty is also a sin, so that's all. Let him live. He had heard many people praise him. He is beautiful, and this person is unique. This poem is really good.
wrong! Yi Bingwei stared at Xu Yi and said, "What's your name?" Xu Yi breathed a long sigh of relief, clasped his fists and said, "I'm Xu Yi." Yi Bingwei nodded, "I knew it was you, and it can only be that you have an empty guest. That's all. Go back, sit down, and listen carefully."
With a bang, Chu Yi fell to the ground. His heart was about to be broken into mud. Why, why? This guy is okay like this. What mistake did I make? To be treated like this. One day, with a knife in my hand, I can kill him. The most double-standard dog in the world...
It wasn't just Chu Yi who couldn't figure it out. There were countless male cultivators in the audience who couldn't stand it anymore. They publicly flirted with the teachings, but they were let go. Is there any justice? There was also a lively person who began to send thoughts to Xu Yi, hoping to get to know Xu Yi and pass on his skills in dealing with female cultivators.
Xu Yi ignored any transmission of thoughts and simply blocked the exchange of thoughts. He sat back on the futon and looked at his nose and heart, pretending to be listening attentively. In fact, his heart was already in a state of confusion. . It's not like he's never seen a woman before, so how could he be so rude.
Just because Yi Bingwei is born exactly like Xuan Xuan, tall, short, fat and thin, with the same appearance and skin color. The only difference is the temperament, which is more cool and powerful. At first, he really thought that Yi Bingwei was Xuan Xuan, and when they reunited after a long separation, many years of emotions were stirred up.
Only then did he lose his composure, and thanks to his quick wit, he was able to save himself.
At this moment, settling down in his seat, he still didn't know whether the person in front of him was Xuan Xuan. After hearing Xu Yi's explanation, Huangmei gave the answer. This person was definitely not Xuan Xuan.
There are tens of millions of similar people in the world, not to mention that female cultivators love beauty. There are only a few faces that are the most beautiful in the world, and it is normal for them to have a high degree of overlap. Besides, once you have cultivated to Xuan Xuan's level, it is impossible to erase your memories unless you are reincarnated.
It is impossible for Xia Zimo's amnesia to happen again. Therefore, this Yi Bingwei just looks like Xuan Xuan, not Xuan Xuan at all. Xu Yi didn't listen to Huangmei's advice. He felt that the matter was not that simple. It would be nice if he could take off Teacher Yi's clothes and take a look.
He and Xuan Xuan have been together several times and have a certain understanding of her body. The key is that he can only think about this matter. With Yi Bingwei's power, if he dares to do anything deviant, he is afraid that he will not be cut into pieces. Yi Bingwei preached seriously on the stage, always feeling uncomfortable.
It was as if someone was constantly pulling at her clothes with eyes. She cast her gaze on Xu Yi. This guy always looked like an old monk in trance. He didn't show any signs of strangeness, so she couldn't catch the slightest clue and fell to the ground in embarrassment. After finishing the class, she left in a hurry.
As soon as she left Chaohui Hall, she couldn't help but take out the Ruyi Pearl, "What's going on, Xiao Yu'er, what kind of bad guy did you recommend this time? It's too unreliable. If it wasn't for your sake, I would You can kill him immediately. In all these years, I have never seen such a shameless person."
Not long after, Yu Dushi's voice came from the Ruyi Pearl, "What's wrong? It shouldn't be. If I remember correctly, today is the first day of classes in the Taoist Palace. He provoked you on the first day? Come on, let me hear how he provoked you."
Yi Bingwei's eyes flashed and she joked, "What's the matter, are you very interested in him? Our little fish has always been as cold as ice. What's wrong this time? He's moved his heart? In the beginning, you said hello and asked me to take care of a friend. I I thought it was a woman, but I didn't expect it to be this scoundrel. You don't know, this guy just saw me in class, and he actually wanted to reach out and touch me. Tell me what you think, this kind of bastard can also catch your eye. " Yu Du on the other side of Ruyi Zhu was startled, and Xiao Tao on the side also widened his eyes in disbelief.
"It can't be a mistake." Yu Du said, "Although this person is not a good person, he has always been timid. How dare he do something inappropriate to you? Besides, no matter how impatient he is, he will not behave in class. Are you being frivolous?"
Yi Bingwei snorted coldly, "Okay, you don't believe it if you don't believe it. Anyway, I can't control this scoundrel. I really don't know what you like about him. Xiao Yu'er, I advise you to keep your eyes open and don't be fooled." The liar has deceived him, especially a guy like this who writes poems and lyrics when he opens his mouth." As he said that, he closed the Ruyi Pearl.
After class, Xu Yi immediately left. Several students wanted to stay with him to talk, but he declined. Chu Yi and others suffered repeated setbacks in front of him, and became much more cautious. They did not dare to seek bad luck on him again. As soon as they entered the hall, they swarmed all over the place to find Jia Zhaoxian and Fang Shihui.
When Chu Yi and others found Fang Shihui and Jia Zhaoxian, they were sweating profusely. They reached the last mountain peak and were close to the top. Seeing Chu Yi's arrival, Fang Shihui and Jia Zhaoxian waved their hands repeatedly to signal them not to come near. Chu Yi and the others were all stunned.
"Don't come over, we're about to finish. Don't leave any clues at this stall. Otherwise, all the hard work Lao Fang and I have gone through will be in vain." Jia Zhaoxian bravely conveyed his thoughts to Chu Yi and others, and urged them to leave quickly. , don’t let those with ulterior motives take control.
Chu Yi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said loudly, "Brother Jia, Brother Fang, you have been fooled. That bastard is either Professor Jingyin or Xu Yi. He pretended to be Professor Jingyin and humiliated you. This grandson is nothing." "After saying this, Fang Shihui and Jia Zhaoxian were both stunned.
The two looked at each other, and both saw tears in the other's eyes. "Hold the grass, I want you to die." Jia Zhaoxian screamed miserably, and punched out, not daring to damage the rocks and trees, so he could only smash it into the sky. Fang Shihui was also so angry that he screamed, and there was nowhere to vent the anger in his heart.