064 Brain Teaser

064 Brain teaser

"As soon as I say it, you just listen to it. Everyone laughs, pretending that nothing has been said!"

Li Fan was speechless. As far as my grades are concerned, I have paid back to Tsinghua University and Peking University, and the roasted sweet potatoes are almost the same! With his virtue, even if he is admitted to Lanxiang Technical School, he can only be admitted by recommendation!

"By the way, does the date at night still count?"

Li Fan suddenly thought of an important matter and hurriedly asked.

"Fuck you! What a date, it's obviously a make-up class!"

Lin Yuexian was so angry that she twisted Li Fan's ears again, which made Li Fan grin.

Even if the zhenqi can be trained to the ears, it is impossible to condense it as abundantly as the muscles. Being pinched by Lin Yuexian really hurts.

"Yes, yes, make up lessons. Whether I can go to Tsinghua University depends on Teacher Lin's teaching!"

"Your current academic performance...how old is it?"

Lin Yuexian couldn't help asking.

There are a total of more than 500 people in age. If you want to be admitted to a school like Tsinghua University and Peking University, only the top ten can do it. The enrollment rate of the private No. 2 middle school is still good, otherwise there would not be so many parents who would spend their lives desperately to send their children here.

"My grades are quite stable!"

Li Fan is full of confidence.

"Oh? Then how many can you line up?"

"It's always been about five hundred."

Lin Yuexian almost vomited blood, wishing to kick Li Fan off the car!

"Your sister! Then you will be admitted to Tsinghua University and Peking University!"

"You can't say that!"

Li Fan immediately became serious, "I am a boy, with potential and courage! As long as I am willing, the more than 500 people are just a matter of minutes for me!"

"You can talk nonsense!"

Lin Yuexian was very happy, this Li Fan is really very eloquent.

"Anyway, I've told you all, and you can ask for good luck for the rest. No matter what, you don't want to go against the school!"

"I'll do my best."

Li Fan shrugged, "I hope they don't take the initiative to provoke me, otherwise I will never be polite to them!"

"What's the use of you doing this!"

Lin Yuexian was very anxious, "Is now the time to say these words! You really want to be fired!"

"Who wants to be fired, but I don't want to be a coward either!"

Li Fan said rebelliously, "Although we are students, the school shouldn't bully us too much!"

"Since you are a student, you should listen to the teacher!"

Lin Yuexian said, "Otherwise, how would you go to college?"

"University is just an option for our future."

Li Fan emphasized, "You can't choose to succumb to violence in order to go to university! Succumb to evil! Comrade Xiaolin, you must carry the banner of the red scarf, and don't let the enemy corrupt our spirits! Weaken our will!"

"You can pull it down... It's like going to war..."

"You must have the spirit of resistance!"

Li Fan said seriously, "If the teacher and the school treat me well, treat me as a real student, teach me knowledge, and help me grow. I have nothing else to say, buy a big pennant and hang it for them! But look at our school, is it like that? Let’s not talk about the various differential treatment in normal times, let’s talk about make-up classes during holidays! A class costs 50 yuan, a total of 800 yuan for a holiday! Does he give lectures during make-up classes? Let's make our own papers! Is this a class? This is a money grab!"

"It's not right to charge randomly... Who made us students... Just bear with it, and it will pass, why bother to be the first bird..."

Lin Yuexian persuaded.

"Yes, everyone thinks so."

Li Fan was quite disdainful, "You have to bear it, and I have to bear it, that's why the current school has become such a ghost! Anyway, if you don't resist, I will resist! You don't want to be the first bird, I will be the first bird I want to see if I can beat the school!"

"You're missing you! With your IQ, why are you still teasing the school?"

"What's wrong with my IQ, is it amazing? I'm usually humble and low-key! If I want to study hard, I'll be number one in this grade! I just don't want to compete with you!"

"Yeah?"

Lin Yuexian was sitting on the back seat of the bicycle, shaking her long legs, turning her eyes, and asked suddenly.

"Then shall I give you a quiz?"

"Come!"

"Suppose there are two people living on a desert island, one is called I love you, the other is called I don't love you..."

"What the hell is that name!"

"Don't interrupt!"

Lin Yuexian gave Li Fan a white look, "Suddenly one day, I didn't love you to death, so what's the name of the remaining person?"

"I love you."

"Yes, I knew it. You see, you have been plotting against me!"

Lin Yuexian raised her neck like a victorious little hen.

"Fuck...you are a big hole!"

Li Fan was very speechless, is there still such a thing for fun!

"Hee hee, so you're an idiot. Well, let's stop here and see you tonight!"

Two streets in front of the school, Lin Yuexian called Li Fan.

"Fine……"

Li Fan also has nothing to say, this girl is too intelligent, if you play puzzles with her, you will obviously lose. Hey, when I was born in the early years, I didn't add enough intelligence points...

He bid farewell to Lin Yuexian and entered the school alone. To his surprise, the school's security guards have all changed! The old, weak, sick and disabled in the past disappeared, and there were two muscular men standing at the door, like door gods.

The students around saw them and ran away in fear, but Li Fan put his hands in his pockets and swaggered in through the main entrance.

When he was walking towards the class, his cell phone rang, and it was Murong Ying calling.

What is this woman doing with herself? Early in the morning, could it be that you miss yourself?

"Hey, lady, do you miss me?"

Li Fan picked up the phone and directly turned on the molesting mode.

"no."

As a result, the voice on the other end of the phone was so cold that it could freeze to death! Li Fan sighed, trying to tease Murong Ying, it was too difficult after all! The brain circuit of this martial arts leader is too different from that of a normal woman!

"Then what are you calling for?"

"I'm just reminding you, I'm not at school these two days, no one is protecting you, please calm down and don't cause trouble."

Murong Ying kindly reminded, "I heard that the principal has already found someone to deal with you."

"Am I that easy to deal with?"

Li Fan curled his lips, "Can you have a little confidence in your husband? With my IQ, I can kill you instantly!"

"Did you take the wrong medicine today?"

"Damn, you just took the wrong medicine! If you don't believe me, I'll give you the debut question!"

Li Fan recalled the quiz that Lin Yuexian had mentioned, so he grabbed the phone and said, "One day, the two buddies were stranded on a deserted island. One told me to love you, and the other told me not to love you. Suddenly one day, Kaba, a big thunder, I don’t love you, and I’m going to kill you! Let me ask you, what’s the name of the remaining one?”

"survivor."

Murong Ying said flatly, Li Fan almost dropped the phone! Nima, don't play the cards according to the routine!

Li Fan was holding his breath when there was a scolding from the front.

"Which class? Mobile phones are not allowed in school!"