Chapter 1989, Luo BOSS Masturbates
The thin monkey glanced at the sky, and asked worriedly: "Lao Niu, don't talk about those useless ones, look at the top of your head, there are ten fighter planes, can you fly? If you can't fly, you should just stay calm and hide first." Get rid of these things and talk about them."
"fly?"
Xuanyuan Niu immediately became impotent, and shouted: "If there is a species, he will come down, let's see if I can't kill it."
"boom!"
"boom!"
"boom!"
Three missiles were launched.
Luo Tian looked at the sky, and gave a slight reminder: "Can you hide?"
Huang Chong looked at the radar on the car, clenched the steering wheel with both hands, and reminded: "You all sit still, these bastards want to blow me up? Go ahead and dream."
"hey-hey……"
Huang Chong looked at Luo Tian with a grin and said with a smile: "It's time to show real skills."
Luo Tian looked at the front and said, "Is it time to perform tree hitting?"
"Uh?"
Huang Chong's eyes froze, he immediately looked ahead, turned the steering wheel suddenly, his back broke out in cold sweat, and muttered in his heart, "I almost pretended too much."
but.
Next, Huang Chong is really awesome.
Looking at the radar in the car, the moment the three arrived and fell, the steering wheel was turned, and another red button was activated.
"Papa..."
"Boom boom boom..."
A piece of intercepting missiles exploded directly from the rear of the Humvee, and the back was really chopping wires with a kitchen knife, with sparks and lightning all the way.
The scene is comparable to a Hollywood blockbuster.
"Yo oh..."
As soon as Huang Chong stepped on the accelerator, the car flew into the air and rushed directly onto the road. He reminded again: "-39000 is the latest fighter jet in the North American theater. It is equipped with the latest laser bombs and has a fatal blow to Chinese cultivators.
This kind of aircraft is specially prepared for the Huaxia theater. These bastards are so fucking ruthless. "
Huang Chong cursed, and then said: "Its flying speed is ten times the speed of sound. My car is definitely not comparable. The only way out now is to rush into the urban area and find a place to hide, so that it can escape."
finished.
Huang Chong looked at Luo Tian and asked, "Boss, do you have another way?"
Luo Tian said calmly, "Just do as you say."
The thin monkey reminded loudly: "Stop bragging, run if you feel like it, the plane is coming."
Xuanyuan Niu pointed at the sky with the broken knife and cursed: "Damn it, if you have the seed, you have the seed to challenge me one-on-one, you old beauties."
Huang Chong was reminding, "Sit still, I'm going to soar."
"Boom!"
"Boom!"
"Boom!"
The accelerator was pressed to the bottom, and the wheels started to fly. Huang Chong looked at the radar and drove the car at the same time, so he had to say.
His driving skills are definitely top-notch.
On the winding mountain road, the speed can reach 580 mph, breaking the speed of sound, and it feels like the whole car is flying on the road.
Fast and Furious.
Luo Tian was very calm, Zhao Ling'er was holding a lollipop in his arms, not worried at all.
Shouhou and Xuanyuanniu were sitting in the back seat, and they immediately hugged each other.
I'm not afraid of flying like this.
Huang Chong smiled and said, "Hahaha... Most of the people who make my car are the same as you, but... Luo Boss is different, it's amazing."
I admire Luo Tian very much.
Such a fast speed can be calm and composed, which has to be admired.
However.
He didn't know that Luo Tian's speed was more than 100,000 times faster than this speed when he was shuttling through the God's Domain.
Suddenly.
"Be careful."
Huang Chong reminded him loudly.
When two shells hit, Huang Chong managed to dodge again.
It was at this time.
Luo Tian found out a very important thing, and asked, "The urban area should be at the bottom of the mountain, why are you running up the mountain?"
Huang Chong said excitedly, "I'm taking you a shortcut."
"There is no way down this road. When I came, I came from another road."
"It's coming soon."
Luo Tian looked ahead and was about to reach the top of the mountain.
Just then.
Huang Chong was extremely excited, as if he was on drugs, "Let you all see my latest invention."
Looking at the top of the mountain in front of him, the thin monkey shouted, "Damn it, you don't mean to send us to hell?"
Xuanyuan Niu questioned: "Boy, rush down from here, you just throw me down."
"That's too late!"
Huang Chong shouted.
at this time.
Two fighter planes swished towards them, just over ten meters above their heads, and they had already loaded their laser bombs.
"Target locked."
"emission!"
"emission!"
"Whoosh..."
"Whoosh..."
Two laser bombs were launched, and the distance of more than ten meters was reached in an instant.
However.
The moment the two bombs were launched, Huang Chong turned on a big button with a skull, and muttered: "Bless Maria, this time we must succeed."
The button is pressed.
"boom!"
With a roar, the Humvee rushed out, huge flames spewed out from the ground, and the whole car flew straight up.
"Yah ho..."
Huang Chong laughed excitedly, "Successful, successful, hahaha... My modification is finally successful."
Excited like a madman.
Thin Monkey and Xuanyuan Niu hugged each other even more tightly, almost crying.
They have a natural resistance to flying at high altitudes.
...
command room.
The blond man's eyes sank, "The car is flying?"
"I'd like to see where you can fly."
"Free fire."
"When necessary, Tomahawk 20022 missiles can be used."
...
Order it.
At this time, all ten fighters rushed over.
Huang Chong's expression froze slightly, "Damn it, do you think there's nothing I can do in the sky?"
"Boom..."
On the side of the exhaust, it turned into thick black, just like a cuttlefish spraying ink in the water.
"boom!"
A gust of strong wind blew away the 'ink' directly, and ten planes surrounded it together.
Huang Chong's face was pale, and he murmured, "This is the end of the game."
"A group of mad dogs are chasing so hard."
"Boss, who the hell are you guys? I've never seen a military region chasing stowaways like this before. Don't you come to the North American theater to do some sabotage?"
"never mind. "
"Even if you destroy it, it's useless."
"We're all going to die here, and later they'll use their Tomahawks to track the missiles and send us to heaven in one fell swoop."
"Alright, so I can go back to Huaxia. I heard that people go to the underworld after they die, right? The **** go to the rooftop here. I'm from Huaxia, so I should go to the underworld."
Just then.
Huang Chong felt that there was a gust of wind, and suddenly realized that Luo Tian was gone.
"Where's Boss?"
Holding a lollipop in one hand, Zhao Linger pointed to a plane in front of them with the other, and murmured, "Then."
Huang Chong was startled, and said, "What does he want to do?"
Zhao Ling'er gave him a blank look, and said: "I don't know, of course it's masturbation!"