Chapter 491 Liver Pain

The breeze is coming, and the two brothers are still chatting in the yard.

Niu Er told Zhang Xiaobai a story.

In a bar, a strong man was going to the bathroom. He was afraid that others would drink his wine, so he wrote a line on a piece of paper and pressed it down with a wine glass, and then he went to the bathroom in peace.

The paper read "I am a boxer and I will kill anyone who drinks from me."

After returning, the wine glass was still in the wine but it was gone, and a line of words was added to the paper.

"I'm a sprinter, if you have the ability, chase me!"

This story proves that those who can fight are not as good as those who can run.

After laughing, Zhang Xiaobai also told a little joke.

It was still in the bar, that was the boxer, he learned to be smart after the last lesson, and wrote another line when he went to the bathroom.

"I'm a boxer and I spit while drinking."

Who dares to drink this?

When he came back, Boxer laughed, and the glass was with the wine, so he drank it all in one gulp.

Then suddenly saw a line of words on the note.

"I'm not a boxer and I spit in the wine too."

Niu Er laughed so hard after hearing this!

After laughing, Zhang Xiaobai lit cigarettes for the two of them.

"Second brother, make an appointment with Liu Bao tomorrow!"

Niu Er frowned, and said puzzledly, "Why ask which grandson?"

Zhang Xiaobai turned his head and smiled mysteriously at Niu Er.

Niu Er thought for a while, then smiled and said, "Are you really broken?"

He understood it with just one look, Zhang Xiaobai raised his thumb, and said with a smile: "Second brother, you can rely on your brain for a living, why rely on your skills?"

After getting along for so long, after so many things, Zhang Xiaobai knew Niu Er very well. He was really well-informed and experienced, and he was very accurate in judging people and things, and sometimes he even asked for his opinion.

Niu Er said: "Tired, how tiring to use your brain! Few people in this world can bear your life."

After watching him too much, Niu Er only has one word for Zhang Xiaobai - obedience, he seems to only do the same thing every day.

Keep running forward.

Can you not be tired?

Zhang Xiaobai smoked slowly, and said, "I'm Forrest Gump!"

Niu Er frowned, and scolded: "Get out! Just say that I don't understand, and you are educated?"

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In the afternoon of the next day, according to the usual habits, Li Bao should be at the Internet cafe.

Zhang Xiaobai came to Lai County and dialed Li Bao's number.

"Who is it?" Li Bao said very bluntly.

"Hello, hello, I'm Zhang Xiaobai!" Zhang Xiaobai said very politely.

"Wrong number!" Li Bao hung up the phone directly.

Zhang Xiaobai thought he was right, it was indeed the grandson's voice.

After a while, I dialed the phone again, and it rang for a long time before it was connected.

"Tell you that you made a mistake, I don't know you!" Li Bao roared.

"We had dinner together, with Zhang Ran and Wang Duan." Zhang Xiaobai said.

Li Bao was silent for a moment, then immediately changed his tone, and said with a smile: "It's you, I really forgot, why did you call me for so long?"

Zhang Xiaobai said: "I'm sorry, I went out recently, do you have time in the evening? Please have a meal!"

"If you have time, see you at Zuixianlou at six o'clock in the evening!"

Before Zhang Xiaobai could reply, Li Bao hung up the phone again, then stared at the screen, pressed the keyboard with one hand and the mouse with one hand, and shot the other person in the head.

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Zuixianlou is the best hotel in Lai County, and Li Bao is not polite, so he directly calls and goes there.

At six o'clock, in the private room of Zuixian Tower, the two sat together again.

The wine is Maotai, the smoke is soft and medium, and the specifications are very high.

Li Bao glanced, showing a satisfied expression.

It was still the same as last time, whether sitting or not, Li Bao cocked his legs and dangled a cigarette, looking like a social person.

"Has Zhang Ran done that for you?"

From the moment we met, Zhang Xiaobai showed a very respectful look, shook his head and smiled wryly, "No way!"

Li Bao squinted at Zhang Xiaobai, and snorted coldly, "I knew I didn't do it for you, so I found me!"

Zhang Xiaobai said: "I've made you worry!"

Li Bao flicked the cigarette ash and said, "Give me a treat, there is a door for this matter!"

Zhang Xiaobai hurriedly poured the wine, and the two started drinking.

Regardless of Li Bao's young age, he can drink a lot, and he drank it very generously.

Two bottles of wine, the two actually finished drinking.

Zhang Xiaobai tentatively asked, "Do you want another bottle?"

Li Bao burped, wiped his mouth and said, "No need, let's go to KTV for fun."

Zhang Xiaobai smiled and said, "It's been arranged a long time ago!"

Li Bao patted Zhang Xiaobai on the shoulder and said with a smile, "That's right, it's good enough!"

When he came out this time, Zhang Xiaobai borrowed the dominance of the mine. Some people are really snobbish and talk about cars.

He wanted Li Bao to get into his car, but this little bald guy pulled Zhang Xiaobai into the car, stepped on the accelerator and left.

Niu Er followed closely behind, scolding his mother, for fear of any accident.

Fortunately, nothing happened along the way.

Zhang Xiaobai has worked as a waiter in a wealthy nightclub, and he is quite familiar with this kind of occasion. After entering the private room, he will sing with the waiter.

After a while, a row of gorgeous girls stood in front of them.

Li Bao crossed his legs, scratched his little bald head, and ordered three girls.

Zhang Xiaobai was very helpless, bit the bullet and ordered one.

Fruit plates, snacks, beer and foreign wines are set up on a large table.

Let's drink, eat, and sing.

The four of them had a great time over there, but Zhang Xiaobai kept a certain distance from that girl. No matter how she took the initiative, Zhang Xiaobai didn't respond, just stood there like a wooden man, and didn't even drink alcohol.

Li Bao didn't care about him, he patronized to play by himself, shaking dice and drinking beer, howling ghosts and wolves and singing songs, and there was a lot of applause and applause.

Zhang Xiaobai scolded his ancestors for eighteen generations in his heart.

Li Bao suddenly came over with a wine glass, and said with a smile: "Who is that, I respect you!"

Zhang Xiaobai hurriedly poured the wine, raised his glass with both hands and said, "You're welcome, you're welcome, I respect you!"

After drinking a glass of wine, Li Bao patted his chest and said, "You can leave that matter to your stomach. I, Li Bao, won't eat and drink for nothing, so I will definitely do it for you!"

Zhang Xiaobai poured the wine again, "Thank you!"

Li Bao smiled and pouted at the quiet girl, then returned to his original seat and played wantonly with the three girls.

Zhang Xiaobai took out a cigarette and was about to light it when the girl next to him suddenly held out the lighter.

Zhang Xiaobai did not refuse, and said thank you after lighting a cigarette.

The girl was very surprised. On this occasion, there are really very few people who say thank you.

After flicking the cigarette ash, Zhang Xiaobai asked, "Why did you do this job?"

The girl froze for a moment, and said, "Poor!"

Zhang Xiaobai snorted, and then took out a cigarette from the cigarette case, but the girl waved her hand, "Thank you, I don't know how to smoke."

Zhang Xiaobai smiled. On this occasion, there are not many of them who can say thank you, and there are very few non-smokers.

"Then you drink, I don't need you to accompany me!"

The girl didn't drink, she withdrew her body again, and just stood there alone in a daze.

After playing for two hours, he tipped each of the four girls 200 yuan and paid for the wine wallet. This time, he spent more than 2,000 yuan. Zhang Xiaobai was so angry that his liver hurt.

Walking out of the KTV, Li Bao said, "Let's go, the next show!"