Chapter 18 It's Not a Lie, It's the Art of Language
"Hey, my dear friend Xiaowei, a week has passed, shouldn't it be time to ask our dean to get my holy relics back?" After finishing his swordsmanship training, Wall quietly approached Xiaowei, thinking in pieces. He said, "That wretched-looking guy in Greenson is not a good person at first glance. It's really worrying to put my holy relic with him."
Hearing that Wall took a sip of a sacred object, Xiaowei felt a headache. If it wasn't for the purpose of handing the "Playboy 50th Anniversary Collection Edition" to him, how could he have thought of giving the book that he knew could not be taken to the school casually? adult magazines brought to school. Ridiculously, in order to be more natural, he put the magazine in his schoolbag in advance. If it was kept in the apostle space, it would definitely not be discovered.
"Holy Knight of Wall, please tell me a way to get back the magazine without letting my father and mother know about it. Mr. Greenson made it clear that I asked my parents to come before I could return the book to me." Very helpless, I have already promised Wall that I will lend him this magazine, and he will train his swordsmanship with heart. Wall really trains himself very carefully, not to mention stricter than other people's requirements, but also increased a lot training volume. None of the other students were envious. Instead, they gloated on the side. Laziness is human nature, and Feitman is the most typical example.
"Hey, man, I've thought of this question for a long time, Dangdangdangdang, have you seen this mask?" Knight Wall took out a mask, a clown mask from somewhere, just giving himself a cold feeling, very uncomfortable Comfortable.
"Ding~, it is found that low-level magic items have a certain radiation effect on the apostles. Long-term direct viewing will affect the apostles and make the apostles insane. It is recommended to look away. The magic items are low-level and have collection value. Whether to open the eye of identification to carry out Appraisal?" The voice of the agent elf appeared at the right time, and Xiaoweier decided in his heart without thinking.
"Ding~, the eye of appraisal is opened, and the appraisal begins. Please don't look away from the apostles. The appraisal is over. The ever-changing mask, the low-level magic item, the essence skin of one hundred chameleons, and the facial skin of ten clown actors are used for fusion. It is made of the saliva of the ever-changing monster, which can change into the appearance of others in a short time. The smaller the difference in body size, the longer the effect time. It can be used three times a day, and each time should not exceed one hour, which will greatly consume the user's physical and energy. Sacrifice This item can get 300 contribution points."
"Is there anything special about this clown mask?" Xiaoweier closed the eyes of the appraisal, showing a suspicious look, Wall smiled, and whispered with Xiaoweier's shoulders: "This is the extraordinary item seized by the temple, that is, the Those magical artifacts that you see in knight novels, I can wear it and I can become anyone I want to disguise, although it's not long, but it's no problem to deceive Greenson."
"No, Knight Wall, as a knight, honesty is the code of conduct we must abide by!" Xiaoweier immediately refused righteously.
"Hey, hey, my dear little Will, as a knight, humility, honesty, mercy, valor, justice, sacrifice, honor, and spirit are the actions we must abide by. The mission is not teaching you swordsmanship. As a knight, I have already left work, and now I am just an ordinary person, an ordinary man who likes playboys, you understand." Wall said and gave Xiao Wei a "you understand" The look in his eyes, Xiaowei wanted to say that I didn't want to understand, but he couldn't tell. After all, he still owes Wall to others, and the debt must be paid back.
"Okay, okay, I understand." Little Will nodded and said helplessly, "I'll take the initiative to admit my mistake to Mr. Greenson later, and beg him to return the magazine to me. If he refuses, you can do it again. Will it show up?" Xiaowei found himself caught in a vicious circle, as if the more afraid of an accident, the more often an accident would happen.
A lie needs many lies to make up for it. What did you do? What would happen if you handed over the silver box directly?
"Ding~, the apostle's previous choice is not wrong. If you try to hand over the silver box, in order to ensure that the secret will not be leaked, the apostle's family will be in a desperate situation to be silenced by the Church of the Goddess of the Morning Sun." The voice of the agent elf appeared, breaking the After Xiaoweier's fantasy, as expected, God is merciful, but God's servant is vicious.
The dean of education is actually just an administrative title in the school, not a real teacher. In order to show respect, the word teacher is added to the title. The dean of education has his own separate office, but generally no one likes to go there. Unless it is a punished student. Greenson, the dean who was assigned here, seems to have a foolish attitude and the urge to say destruction because of his hope of returning to the city hall, so he always likes to call the office for bad students (disobedient students).” "Ideological and moral" education, and then called the parents to deliberately belittle the performance of the students. He would feel an inexplicable pleasure when he saw the parents' faces flushed with anger and the students were ashamed.
But Greenson doesn't like good students coming here to find him, because he can't find a sense of superiority from good students, yes, the dean of Greenson only has a secondary education degree, and his grades are not so good, he is in the municipal The position that Hall sought was left to him by his father, but after his father's death, his poor performance was incompetent, so he was assigned to Mildis Intermediate Academy and became a dean who did not need any ability. It can be regarded as a fixed occupation, the salary is not low, and there is a small amount of real power. You can seek a little benefit. As long as it is not excessive, no one will be held accountable. After all, his name is still hanging in the city hall, and it is only a "temporary" return. Don't go.
There was a knock on the door, and Dean Greenson casually added in, the door of the office opened, and Xiao Wei walked in.
"Oh, look who's here, Mr. Will Declan, the top student of our Mildis Intermediate Academy, the first all-excellent graduate in the future, come here quickly. Let me guess that you came here. The purpose, um, I guessed it, but before I give the answer, can I ask, did you invite your father or your mother?" Greenson patted the large stack of books on his desk, and asked Inside turned out a fancy magazine, it was the brand new "Playboy 50th Anniversary Collection Edition".
"I'm very sorry, Mr. Greenson, I didn't tell my mother about this." Violet played a sly and answered Greenson's question very cleverly, "Even if it was possible, I wouldn't want my father to be because of this. I came to see Mr. Greenson about this matter. Although I thought of an excuse early on, in the face of Mr. Greenson, I have to admit that no matter what the reason is, bringing this magazine to the school will eventually break the school rules, so I sincerely apologize and promise not to do it again in the future."
"Oh, what if I want your family to come?" Dean Greenson didn't let go immediately.
Xiao Wei was stunned for a moment, then lowered his head and said softly, "If Mr. Greenson insists, I can only ask the adults who are waiting outside to talk to the teacher, although I always think that I have grown up and can be responsible for my actions. already."
"You've really grown up, Vail, well, well, for an honor student like you, a grown-up magazine really isn't a thing, and maybe your rude father will shout your praises. Let's go, student Weir, although it may be a bit bad to say this, but I have to say that the school is very tolerant towards outstanding students. You can get magazines from the school in the future, but remember, you must not let others The students know. Can you?" Greenson was surprisingly easy to talk, and Will took a long breath, nodded with relief, and made a promise that he would not bring such magazines to the school in the future. Young Master's 50th Anniversary Collector's Edition" left the office, and Greenson looked at the back of Xiaowei's departure with a solemn expression.
Outside Mirdis Intermediate Academy, the Temple Knight of Wall impatiently opened the "Playboy 50th Anniversary Collection Edition" magazine, his face was full of weird smiles and he let out a strange sound of laughter. Full of helplessness, "Wall Temple Knight, you can read this magazine later, or keep it for a while, you can return it to me when you don't need it, but please don't bring this magazine to school, I don't want to be warned by Mr. Greenson for the same thing a second time."
"Understood, understand, I will personally come to thank you. Hehehehe! I didn't expect our honest and brave little Will to lie."
"No, it's not a lie, it's a language art. I really didn't tell my mother about it, and I only told the adult waiting outside to talk to the teacher, and I didn't say that this adult is my father. ." Littleville knew that he had been misleading the dean Greenson, because he did not like to face his father's weaknesses, and successfully retrieved the magazine, but he was not happy, and the knowledge he had learned should not be used in this kind of place. .