Chapter 235 Don't You Flying Sovereign?
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"Why haven't you seen a woman here?" Fang Ze asked curiously to Bema next to him.
"Women are not qualified to participate in this kind of banquet." Bema said to Fang Ze as a matter of course, "I'm afraid I will offend Lord Nagarshu."
"iamgroot." Just as Bema finished speaking, Groot praised the soup here because it was delicious.
"What did Lord Nagarjuna say?" Bema asked.
"He condemned your practice of not allowing women to sit on the table, thinking that it is disrespectful to him." Fang Ze "truthfully" translated Groot's words.
"iamgroot." Groot turned his head and glanced at Fang Ze, complaining that Fang Ze was always bullying others who couldn't understand him, and then translated randomly.
"Look, God Long Shu is angry." Fang Ze pointed at Groot and said.
"Since Lord Nagarjuna said it, then." Bemaru thought for a while, then got up to discuss with the village chief, and after a while, basically all the women in the village were at the table.
Now Fang Ze finally understands why so many people claim to be able to communicate with God, and then become a magic stick.
Because you can make up God’s words at will!
Fang Ze stayed in the village until the afternoon, when a car, the Range Rover Xingmai, drove up to the village, and Fan Qing got off the driver's seat.
"Sister Qingzi, this way." Fang Ze greeted Fan Qing from a high place, and asked Fan Qing to come up.
"It's not too late." Fan Qing went to the village with a computer bag on her back, looked at Fang Ze and said.
"In time." Fang Ze pointed to Groot and said to Fan Qing, "Get to know him, this is Groot, we need to take care of him for a while these days."
"Hello, Groot." Fan Qing greeted him in surprise after seeing the tree figure Groot.
If the little jacaranda just grew a pair of wings, making people wonder if it was caused by a genetic mutation, then Groot's appearance completely confirmed that he is a non-human creature.
"iamgroot." Groot greeted Fan Qing equally friendly.
"Hmm." Looking at Groot, Fan Qing always felt that she should have seen similar creatures somewhere.
Groot Groot.
Have!
Fan Qing clapped her hands and suddenly remembered, ''Isn't Groot a character in the Guardians of the Galaxy! '
Because Fan Qing has only watched the second part of Guardians of the Galaxy, the impression of Groot in her mind is that cute baby Groot.
Now that I think about it carefully, I remember that Baby Groot's predecessor looked like this.
"Could this Groot be the same Groot from the Guardians of the Galaxy?" Fan Qing pointed at Groot in surprise.
"Yes, and no." Fang Ze turned on the big flicker mode and said, "Didn't I tell you last time that many of our colleagues in the Monster Management Bureau like to compile the monsters they encountered before into their own after leaving their jobs. In the works. So the person who created the original comic image of Groot is actually a member of our Monster Management Bureau."
"Oh." After hearing Fang Ze's words, Fan Qing thought it made sense at first, but then she thought about it.
its not right.
"Wait." Fan Qing looked at Fang Ze and said, "Isn't the person who drew Groot a foreigner? Why does our country's Monster Administration still recruit foreigners?!"
"Ahem." Lying is a technical job. Every time you make up a lie, you need to use countless lies to complete the lie.
In comparison, it is still relatively difficult to fabricate the existence of the Monster Administration with the simple and crude deception of "I, Qin Shihuang, pay money".
But Fang Ze still racked his brains to continue fooling around.
"Think about it." Fang Ze said to Fan Qing, "We already have monster management bureaus in our country. Can other countries not have them? The relationship is very good, and they often perform tasks together.
So it is normal for foreigners to have seen the tree people on our side. "
"Is that so." Fan Qing rolled her eyes for a moment, and then asked Fang Ze, "Then can you tell me, some of the ghosts we see in movies and TV dramas are also in reality."
"This is top-secret information, because it will expose our retired colleagues." Fang Ze patted Fan Qing on the head and said, "As a temporary worker, don't even think about it."
"Slap me on the head, you won't get married." Fan Qing rolled her eyes and looked at Fang Ze and said.
"Shouldn't the standard answer to being slapped on the head be that you are not tall enough? How did you become unable to get married?"
"I'm almost thirty, and I'm sure I won't grow taller, so I can only say that I can't get married." Fan Qing joked.
After Fang Ze bid farewell to the people in the Hani village, he was about to leave when someone behind him called him, and when he turned around, he found that it was the little girl Hu Ying.
"What's wrong?" Fang Ze thought it was because this little lolita was reluctant to part with him, and just when he was proud of his little lolita's affinity, the little girl said to Fang Ze, "Brother Fang, my mother hopes that you can go to my house." As soon as you lie down at home, she has something to tell you."
Although he didn't know what happened to the little girl's mother named Fang Ze, Fang Ze didn't worry about trouble and took Groot and Fan Qing to the little girl's house.
In a dilapidated house, a haggard woman was lying on a bed. This is Hu Ying's mother.
After listening to what the mother said, Fang Ze understood Hu Ying's life experience. It turned out that Hu Ying's father fell seriously ill and passed away not long after she was born. Suffered from a serious illness, resulting in the inability to take care of Hu Ying.
The village is poor, and there are not many families who can afford to take care of one more child. Hu Ying's mother is not familiar with her, and she is afraid that she will be entrusted to someone else.
Then, after she learned that someone brought the Dragon Tree God to the village and asked all the women in the village to serve, she thought it would be a good person, so she hoped that Fang Ze could take Hu Ying away.
Take a little loli and leave.
Fang Ze was a little worried. On the one hand, it was really not suitable for a young man in his twenties to raise a little loli at home. This is a real little loli, not a legal loli like Lin Xiaoxin. On the other hand, he has to receive guests every week, and it is extremely inconvenient for many people in the family.
Seeing that Fang Ze wanted to refuse, Hu Ying's mother tried hard to get off the bed and beg Fang Ze. At this time, Fan Qing, who was behind Fang Ze, suddenly stepped forward and said to Hu Ying's mother, "Auntie, I am not married yet, but I like children very much. If you trust me, you can give your daughter to me." Bring up."
"Okay, I can trust you." When Hu Ying's mother heard that someone was willing to raise her daughter, she happily took Fan Qing's hand and said, "My daughter will be entrusted to you."
Although Fang Ze didn't know Fan Qing very well, according to his daily contacts, he was indeed a good person. Since she was willing to take Hu Ying in, Fang Ze naturally had nothing to say.
The two came out of Hu Ying's house. Although Hu Ying, who was only seven years old, was a bit reluctant to part with her mother, she listened to her mother's words very much. Her mother asked Hu Ying to follow Fan Qing, the big sister, and Hu Ying never left Fan Qing's side.
The two came out of Hu Ying's house and told the village head about it, and the village head didn't object, but was very happy that Hu Ying could follow Fang Ze and the others to the outside world.
Fang Ze asked Fan Qing to bring a windbreaker of the largest size and a hat and scarf, and then asked Groot to change his figure to the level of a normal person, and then put it on for Groot. If you look at it, you can't find any suspicious points.
The three of them took a car to a nearby county town to rest temporarily.
I found a daily rental house on the Internet to live in first, Fang Ze called Fan Qing out on the pretext of buying food.
"It costs a lot of money to raise a child now." Fang Ze said to Fan Qing, "You don't have enough money by yourself. After I go back, I will support you with little Hu Ying's living expenses every month."
"You don't have to worry about that." Fan Qing said to Fang Ze, "I don't just run a clothing store."
"Do you have other part-time jobs?"
"That's right." Fang Ze patted his 32d and said, "I usually write novels, and I'm an online writer, and I earn tens of thousands every month."
"Awesome." Fang Ze gave Fan Qing a thumbs up, and then asked, "What kind of novel are you writing? I'll go back and enjoy it."
"Uh." When Fang Ze asked her what novel she had written, Fan Qing immediately lost her temper.
Because coincidentally, the name of the novel she wrote was called 'Monster Administration'. And the article creates a mean and hateful boss for the protagonist. Basically, every day in the comment area, there are people chasing this boss and scolding him for abusing the protagonist. I hope the author can kill him immediately.
Coincidentally, the name of this villain's boss is also Fang Ze.
Fan Qing didn't dare to show this novel to Fang Ze even if she killed her. She quickly changed the subject and said, "Many stores here don't allow mobile payment. I have to go to the bank to get some cash."
"Okay." Fang Ze nodded in agreement.
The two walked to a nearby bank, and it happened that the ATM was broken, so they could only get it at the counter.
Fan Qing drew a number, and sat on a chair with Fang Ze waiting for the number to be called. On the window to the left of the two, there was also a man in his forties who was withdrawing money.
"Withdraw the money for me." The man said to the teller on the counter.
"You have 1,800 yuan in your card."
"Seventy thousand!"
Hearing what the man said, the bank teller frowned, but still said patiently, "Sir, you only have 1,800 yuan in your card."
"Yes, I want seventy thousand!"
"But there's only 1,800 yuan in it. Sorry, you can't withdraw 70,000 yuan."
"Seventy thousand!" Hearing what the teller said, the man still insisted on repeating the previous words, and his way of speaking could be said to be comparable to Groot.
But at this time, I don't know where the teller got the inspiration from. It suddenly occurred to me that the man might not be talking about 70,000 yuan, so I asked, "Sir, do you mean the withdrawal is over?"
"That's right, isn't my common law not pious?"