Chapter 152 The Master of Dirty Words

"If you want to talk more, there is no society, country and world without salted fish." Fang Ze said while eating potato chips and looking at Big Meow, "The world belongs to our salted fish after all."

"No wonder human beings are being gradually conquered by us cats now, so you are all a group of salted fish." Big Meow complained.

"Let's get down to business." Fang Ze looked at Big Meow lazily.

"Then let's get down to business first." Da Miao said with a swipe of her paw, and a pile of money suddenly appeared on the coffee table.

Fang Ze took a look at the money and found that it was all money from Li Yunlong's era.

As for why Li Yunlong left money for Fang Ze, Fang Ze understood after a little imagination, and didn't say anything, but just silently put all the money into his wallet.

"This time there are still three rewards." Da Miao looked at Fang Ze and said, "The first one is the eyes of breaking the army. The ability is that people with these eyes can clearly see all the battlefield situation, break through the fog, and find the best Combat plan. (Only applicable to army operations with less than 10,000 people.)”

"The second is the spirit of the bright sword. People with this ability will never be afraid. No matter how powerful the enemy and difficulties are, they will calmly look for opportunities to fight back."

"The third is the master of swear words. People with this ability will automatically learn endless swear words. There are three effects of the swear words. The first one is used on allies, which will inspire and encourage allies. The second is to use it on the superior, and it will get preferential treatment and favor from the superior. The third is to use it on the enemy, it will enrage the enemy, obtain the effect of ridicule and slightly reduce the enemy's logical thinking ability."

"What a goddamn master of swear words." Fang Ze was dumbfounded after hearing Da Miao's words.

"Actually, the effect is quite good." Da Miao said to Fang Ze, "After all, swearing can improve the efficiency of language."

"Reason?" Fang Ze asked Da Miao.

"For example, let me give you an example sentence, life in college is great now, what is the meaning that comes to your mind at the first time."

"Isn't it saying that college life is good? Is there any objection?"

"Now, college students, life is great." Da Miao read the words separately.

"Understood, dirty cat."

"It has nothing to do with whether I'm dirty or not." Da Miao continued, "Look at a simple sentence, if you don't add swear words, it will have two different meanings. But if you add swear words, it will be different."

Da Miao continued, "For example, if you want to express the first meaning, you can say that the life of college students is so good now."

"If you want to express the second meaning, you should say that the current college students are living a good life."

"Look, is it clear at a glance, can swear words improve language efficiency?"

"What crooked talk." Fang Ze still dismissed it.

"Poor human beings." Big Meow sighed, "Why do you just refuse to admit many things?"

"Stop talking nonsense." Fang Ze said to Da Miao, "I choose the spirit of bright sword."

"You actually chose this?" Big Miao looked at Fang Ze in surprise and said, "I think the master of dirty words is more useful."

"If I was playing basketball or football, maybe I would choose this." Fang Ze said, "I guess I will be a key player on the court by then. I can handle any other ball except football." The team became world champions."

"Hacking our country's football again." Da Miao jumped up and pressed Fang Ze on the forehead, and then said, "Okay."

Fang Ze felt it for a while, and found that he couldn't feel anything this time, so he asked Da Miao, "Why didn't I feel it?"

"Passive skills, you can feel them when you face danger and fear."

"Okay." Fang Ze looked at Big Meow and said, "By the way, give me a reminder for the next guest."

"Next guest.

Big Meow said to Fang Ze, "Do you still remember what I said to you after Hannibal left? There was a sentence with a biological noun in it." The next guest is related to that noun, and you can guess who the next guest is based on that noun. "

After the big meow finished speaking, before Fang Ze could react, he rushed back to his meow nest, and the intelligent soul left.

After Hannibal left, he seemed to be asking Big Meow if he had hypnotized himself.

Fang Ze thought about it for a while, and indeed remembered that Big Meow had said a noun.

Fang Ze entered this noun into the search site to search, and immediately got the information he wanted.

"Headache." Fang Ze rubbed his temples, looked at the search results, and knew that his next guest might be a very troublesome guy, no matter which one came, he would not be easy to get along with.

Looks like they're ready to give them the same treatment as Hannibal.

Fang Ze looked at the watch-shaped anesthesia gun he was wearing on his wrist, and found that there were not many left.

The black technology of Conan's watch-type anesthesia gun does not lie in the watch, but in the anesthesia injection inside.

It can anesthetize a person to beauty without any consciousness in a very short period of time. From this point of view, this technology is black technology among black technologies.

This kind of thing is used one less, and there is no place to replenish it when it is used up.

After sleeping all night, Fang Ze didn't wait for Lin Xiaoxin to arrive when he woke up the next morning.

So Fang Ze called Lin Xiaoxin to ask what was going on.

"It's like this. I have a cousin from afar. She just finished the college entrance examination and came to play with me for a few days."

"Then you don't have time to come?" Fang Ze asked.

"I want to stay with her in a hotel, why don't you come over here."

"Come and live with you?"

"You want to be beautiful, you are so wretched." Lin Xiaoxin said, "Come here and carry our bags for us, it is already the greatest kindness to you."

"Okay, I'll drive there in the afternoon." Fang Ze hung up Lin Xiaoxin's phone, and then drove his Wuling Hongguang Batmobile all the way to Nanxiang County.

Finding a parking space near the entrance of the hotel that Lin Xiaoxin mentioned, Fang Ze walked into the hotel, found the room where Lin Xiaoxin lived, and knocked on the door.

Within a few seconds, the door opened, and Lin Xiaoxin pulled her little head out of the door, looking at Fang Ze with a smile.

"Come on, give me a kiss." Fang Ze stretched out his face.

"Sorry, sir, you went to the wrong room." Seeing Fang Ze's movements, Lin Xiaoxin made a gesture to close the door. Fang Ze quickly squeezed in with the advantage of his body, then reached out to wrap his arms around Lin Xiaoxin's waist, and lifted her up. Hug up.

"My sister is still inside." Lin Xiaoxin looked at Fang Ze and said quickly, "Don't make trouble."

Fang Ze hugged Xiao Xiaozi, rubbed his face against her neck a few times, and then reluctantly put her down. ) Download Free Reader!!