Chapter 53 No Matter How Beautiful the Butt Is, It Must Be Used...

The red duck stared blankly at Jiang Zuo. It tilted its head and didn't know what Jiang Zuo meant, and then it happily barked twice to match what its master said.

The red duck is born with intelligence, and can understand the superficial words of human beings, but it has to learn more profound ones.

Looking at the duck, Jiang Zuo suddenly remembered something, and asked, "Are you male or female?"

"Gah?"

Well, Jiang Zuo doesn't understand duck language, so it's a bit difficult for him to read it for himself.

He can tell the male and female of many spirit beasts at a glance, and he could even distinguish them by breath before.

Now that he doesn't have that ability, let him use primitive methods, and he won't know how to do this.

With no other choice, Jiang Zuo took a photo and posted it in the group: "Does anyone know how to tell the gender of a duck?"

The red-blooded boy was the first to show up: "Ducks? Since when does Fellow Daoist Li Xiao still raise ducks?"

The seaside swordsman was shocked: "This duck..."

Fairy Mo Yan: "What's wrong with this duck? It looks like yours?"

Swordsman by the Sea: "No, it's very similar to the ugly duckling I raised when I was a child. Back then, I raised a yellow duckling, but unfortunately it died early. But when it comes to distinguishing the gender of a duck, it is said that it depends on how many holes there are in the buttocks."

Red Blood Boy: "It seems that one is female and the other two are male."

Xiao Xiaomo: "Is it wrong? One is male and two are female."

Fairy Mo Yan: "Then what if there is no one?"

Xiao Xiaomo: "This is impossible."

Liu Yiyi sent an embarrassed expression: "Why do I feel that this topic is a bit sensitive?"

Fairy Mo Yan: "What's the embarrassment, everyone is an adult."

Liu Yuexue: "I'm not of age."

"Who are you lying to? I'm taller than me, and you dare say I'm underage." Mo Yan Xianshan was very disdainful.

Liu Yuexue: "However, being an adult or not has little to do with your figure, and I'm going to be an adult soon."

Fairy Mo Yan made a staring expression: "Is it fake?"

Liu Yiyi: "It's true."

"How is it possible? No matter how I look at it, I don't think she is an underage kid. Did she give the wrong age?"

Jiang Zuo ignored the change in the topic of these people, but grabbed the red duck and started to check its buttocks.

Then Jiang Zuo nodded: "Well, no."

"Quack?" The duck had no idea what its master was thinking.

But being caught is uncomfortable.

The red duck struggled for a while, but was unable to struggle away, and finally gave up.

Jiang Zuo took a photo of the duck's butt, and then posted it in the group: "I found the whole body, and there is none."

Xiao Xiaomo was shocked and said: "Really not? How is it possible? Are there any creatures with chrysanthemums in this world?"

Chen Yi: "There is no sex in the legend of giving birth to a child?"

Fairy Mo Yan: "But if it doesn't exist, how can it shit? Could it be a disability? Do you want to get it treated?"

At this time, the seaside swordsman said: "I heard from some fellow Taoists that those without chrysanthemums are probably high-level spirit beasts."

Fairy Mo Yan made an excited expression and said, "A high-level spirit beast doesn't need to shit? No matter how beautiful the butt is, it has to be used to shit, like Liu Yuexue."

Seaside Swordsman: "..."

Red Blood Boy: "..."

Liu Yiyi: "..."

Xiao Xiaomo: "..."

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The red blood boy sent a silent expression: "The only magic cultivator in our group is already cold."

Jiang Zuo's head was full of black lines, and finally x-on:海海刀客: "Fellow Daoist, how do you tell gender?"

Swordsman by the sea: "I don't know, but why do you want to know the gender?"

Jiang Zuo replied subconsciously: "If it's the mother's plan to let her have a few more children, the father's will directly cook it in braised sauce when it grows up.

"

"..."

High-level spirit beast, is it braised?

Are high-level spirit beasts just for eating? They are all shameless, right?

At this time, Fairy Moyan sent another sentence: "Big Brother Lixiao can't eat it. Even high-level spirit beasts don't have chrysanthemums. They must be full of shit. If you think about that picture, you definitely don't want to eat it."

Jiang Zuo's complexion was very ugly, not to mention that he didn't feel it yet, but once he said it, he felt very bad.

Sure enough, let's keep it first, and then consider whether to eat it or not.

The red duck looked at Jiang Zuo in confusion, but he didn't know that it wandered around the ghost gate several times.

At this time, another message came in the group, it was from Liu Yuexue: "Fellow Daoist Lixiao, does this spirit beast have a name? How about giving it one?"

Fairy Mo Yan: "It's called male and female indistinguishable, how about it?"

The red-blooded boy was surprised: "By the way, how did you recover so quickly?"

Fairy Moyan disdained: "Who am I? Moxiu Moyan, a nightmare specialist, everything you saw just now is a disguise of nightmare. How could I be cold."

In some respects, Mo Yan is indeed a genius.

The Seaside Swordsman said: "Speaking of names, how about Elizabeth?"

Fairy Mo Yan: "It's not very good, it's better to be male and female."

Liu Yuexue: "How about calling it Sanye? It's very artistic."

Liu Yiyi: "It's red, why not call it Hongye?"

Red Blood Boy: "A duck is called Hongye? How about calling it Gazi?"

Xiao Xiaomo: "It's such a vulgar name, I think it should be called Hongdou."

Chen Yi: "Why do you like to take feminine names? Why can't you be more domineering? For example, it's called Hong Aotian."

Yang Mu: "Why don't you call me Honghong?"

Liu Yu: "Why are the names you mentioned so familiar to me?"

Seeing the names flying wildly in the group, Jiang Zuo looked at the red duck and said, "Give you a name?"

The duck nodded quickly after hearing this, and seemed to understand it.

Jiang Zuo thought for a moment, and said directly: "From now on, it will be called Sweet Potato."

Then the duck kept nodding, as if quite satisfied.

Afterwards, Jiang Zuo directly posted in the group: "It will be called Sweet Potato from now on."

"Sweet potato?" Fairy Mo Yan was surprised: "So the boss still wants to eat it. The boss asked you something. Didn't you say you were going to visit the Holy Land stronghold last time? What happened?"

When asking this question, Mo Yan's heart was pounding.

On one side, Liu Yuexue and the Chixue Boy looked at Mo Yan in surprise, and the Chixue Boy said, "What are you doing? Didn't you mean to ignore it for now?"

Mo Yan looked aggrieved: "I was curious, so I subconsciously asked. What should I do now? Withdraw it?"

"Do you think it's too late?"

"It should be too late."

Jiang Zuo looked at Mo Yan's question, how should I put it, he probably knew that the balanced glass cabinet had been stolen, and then suspected that it had come to him.

After all, he said to look at it, and it didn't take long for the things to disappear, so there is no problem if there is no doubt.

Jiang Zuo tapped the keyboard a few times and replied: "You are right."

Seeing Jiang Zuo's reply, Mo Yan looked confused: "What does he mean?"

Xiao Xiaomo sighed: "What's the point? Boss Li Xiao made it clear that he took the things."

"Then what should I do? It's really none of my business, I can't ask for compensation." Mo Yan said.

The red-blooded boy was puzzled: "What are you talking about, Fellow Daoist Leaking Xiao? In fact, with the ability demonstrated by Fellow Daoist Leaking Xiao, it's just a balanced glass cabinet, and it's not worth it at all."