Chapter 96: Literary Fighting or Fighting?

"Ah!" one of the detectives thumped his chest and shouted, "I can't do it anymore, I want to kill him, really!"

"Captain!" Another detective begged Miao Ying excitedly, "This guy is too arrogant, if we don't teach him a lesson, where will we save our face in the future?"

"Yeah!" Another detective urged, "As the saying goes, the law does not punish the public. Let's go up and beat him to pieces, and then sue him for slander. What do you think? I can't take it anymore!"

The detectives gritted their teeth and stomped their feet angrily, furious.

Miao Ying also clenched her fists loudly, wishing she could beat Zhao Yu up now. However, she is the leader of the first team after all. After seeing Zhao Yu being so arrogant and arrogant, she became more and more suspicious. This Zhao Yu might have come prepared, either with a camera or a bug. One meal, maybe it will cause trouble for myself.

However, seeing Zhao Yu scolding herself for being a coward, and saying that her serious crime team is a bunch of garbage, how can she swallow this tone?

Finally, the overlord Hua Miaoying smashed the desk with her fist, and all the things on the desk jumped more than a foot high and fell down with a clatter!

After knocking on the table, the excited and eager agents suddenly fell silent, not daring to breathe. Everyone knew that Miao Renfeng was very angry and the consequences would be serious!

"Zhao Yu! Don't bully me too much!" Miao Ying said viciously, "I'll let you die in an ugly way today! Tell me, what about Wu Dou? What about Wen Dou?"

"Ha ha ha..." Zhao Yu laughed loudly when he saw the success of his scheme, "This is a bit like a hero among sons and daughters! The words of martial arts are simple, let's find a spacious place and fight to the death until the winner is decided." .The winner is the king, and the loser is the bandit! Life and death are fate, wealth and honor are in the sky!"

"Where's Wen Dou?" Miao Ying asked again.

"Wen Dou is a bit more complicated, and there are many methods, such as betting, imitating, and eating meat!" Zhao Yu began to popularize his knowledge of the world again, "I won't talk about betting! If I imitate, I will be one Moves, you come to learn, if you can learn it, you will win!"

"What nonsense!" Miao Ying frowned, "If you want to take off your pants and pee on the spot, do I have to learn too? Well, I'll make a move, can you learn it?"

"Nonsense!" Zhao Yu roared, "You are a professional, if you do a backflip and spin 720 degrees, then I still have to die?"

"How do you compare?"

"It's also better than breaking a big stone in the chest, lying on a nail board, and piercing the palm of the hand..." Zhao Yu saw Miao Ying crossed her arms, showing annoyed look, and said, "It's better than meat! For example, goldfish in a tank, goldfish in a pond, etc. toads, and mice in the hole! Let’s eat them raw on the spot, and whoever can eat them will win!”

Hearing Zhao Yu's words, the agents faintly retched and looked bitter.

"You...can you still speak human language?" Miao Ying was so angry that her brows stood on end, her almond eyes widened, "You are already crazy to the extreme, do you want me to call the mental hospital?"

"No need, seven of my six psychiatrists have already been pissed off by me, so don't worry!" Zhao Yu smiled innocently, "Captain Miao Ying, since Wen's dare not come, then Let's have a quick fight! Big deal, let's sign a life and death certificate? I was beaten to death by you, and it has nothing to do with you, okay?"

"you!?"

Miao Ying was trembling with anger. She really wanted to fight Zhao Yu again and teach this arrogant person a lesson. However, as the captain of the serious crime team, once she really fights with Zhao Yu, even if she wins the fight, she will be full of blood. In the future, if the leaders know about it, they will definitely not have her good fruit!

"What? Don't you dare?" Zhao Yu grabbed a stool like a rogue, and sat down on it, even crossing his legs. "If you don't dare, then admit that you are a coward!"

"Hmph! Don't be arrogant!" Miao Ying said harshly.

"Changing another day and another place, I will definitely teach you a lesson! However, today is International Dog Love Day, I am worried that others will say that I abuse dogs! Hehe..."

Miao Ying finally found a way out of her lips, and all the detectives hurriedly laughed.

"A turtle with a shrinking head, even a turtle with a shrinking head, I dare not compare this, and I dare not compare that, what are you..."

"Isn't there still a bet?" Miao Ying interrupted Zhao Yu abruptly, her eyes flashing sharply.

"Bet?" Zhao Yu first pretended to be tense, and then smiled unconfidently, "Okay... Tell me, what are you betting on? Oh... But, there are rules for betting!"

Miao Ying observed Zhao Yu's subtle changes and became more confident in her heart, so she asked, "What's the rule?"

"The probability of betting must be one-to-one, and it must be approved by both parties!" Zhao Yu introduced, "For example, if you ask me to guess what color your bra is, then the probability of my guess being right must be Very small! So, you can only let me guess whether your bra is red? Or, are you wearing a bra? In short, I must have a 50% chance of guessing right! This is fair and just!"

When Zhao Yu said this, all the male comrades at the scene unconsciously turned their eyes to Miao Ying's chest. Miao Ying's face turned red immediately, and she wrapped her jacket tighter.

"Throw the dice to guess the size, draw poker, as long as the probability is one to one, you can bet on anything! But if you are willing to bet, no matter what bet, both parties must agree!" Zhao Yu said again, "However, In addition to this, there is another rule, so bet there is a distinction between host and guest!"

"Host and guest?"

"If I come to your place, I'm a customer, so if you want to make a bet, I have to propose it! If you agree, you can bet, if you don't agree, you can drop it!"

Miao Ying thought for a while, since the bet must be agreed by both parties, why not ask him what he wants to bet?

"Okay, then tell me! What do you want to bet? What if you lose the bet, and what if you win the bet?"

"Hmm..." Zhao Yu pretended to be pondering, "Or... just bet on the phone signal!"

What?

Zhao Yu's proposal surprised everyone at the scene, and they couldn't keep up with Zhao Yu's thinking rhythm.

"That's it!" Zhao Yu took out his cell phone and said, "I know qigong, and when I use it later, I will block all the cell phone signals of your entire police station! Um... I don't have enough skill, so I can Keep it for 5 minutes!"

What! ?

Zhao Yu's words once again surprised everyone.

"Crap, this person's head was really kicked by something?" A certain detective whispered from behind, "Isn't this a typical neurosis plus paranoia?"

"Yeah!" said another, "What does he think of himself as? A body shielding device? What kind of weird gambling is this?"

Miao Ying also didn't believe Zhao Yu's words, but she thought a little more than others. She was wondering if this Zhao Yu really came prepared? Was his domineering pretense just now used to confuse people?

But after thinking about it, this is the police station. If you want to block all the mobile phone signals in the police station, it is not just a matter of needing a high-power shielding device. Isn't this just a dream!

"Captain Miao Ying!" Zhao Yuze said still pretending to be crazy, "Just bet, believe it or not, I can block the signal. If I win, you can let me interrogate that Liu Pengfei!"

"Hmph!" Miao Ying snorted coldly, "Then what if we lose?"

Zhao Yu made a gesture of please, which means you can speak!

"Huh!" Miao Ying snorted again, "If you lose, you will kneel in our office, kowtow to us and admit your mistake, and then call me—Grandma!!"