Chapter 632 Epic Shorts!

"I really don't want to be a natural disaster ()"!

When Yi Lin came to Marnie's farm.

That middle-aged woman was working in the field, wearing a tight bag buttocks.

It's no wonder that Lao Lu is so superior to Marnie.

Yi Lin thought of Vincent's evaluation, and nodded secretly.

"If you want to buy cows, you have to have a barn."

When Yi Lin expressed interest, Mani sullenly rejected Yi Lin's request to buy "livestock".

"The goodwill is not in place."

Seeing Mani's face, Yi Lin understood the reason.

Favorability is not enough.

Even though the residents of the town received him normally, they were still cold-eyed.

But Erin didn't care.

He went to pick up Marnie the charmer, but it was just a feint.

Taking advantage of Marnie's inattention, Yi Lin walked to the corner of the farm, activated [Shadow] and [Shadow Slay] at the same time, and got into Marnie's house.

According to Vincent, Marnie is a resident with a lot of stories.

She was a flower in the town when she was young.

No one knows if they are married now.

In Marnie's farm, there are Marnie's nephew [Xie En] and Shane's niece [Jas] living together.

They are all nephews and nieces, Yi Lin felt that the relationship between them was a bit complicated, maybe they could find out some secrets if they probed carefully.

But now Yi Lin didn't come here to explore Marnie's secret.

During his time in Gugu Town, he had almost figured out the behavior of the residents in the town.

Those who go to work go to work, those who hang out hang out, and those who open shops open stores.

During this time period, there was no one in Marnie's room.

Erin entered the house.

The buildings in Gugu Town all have the property of [indestructible], which means that in Gugu Town, these buildings cannot be destroyed by force.

It's not the first time Yi Lin has seen this kind of setting.

You can't even take it off, otherwise, if you take it back and use it as a shield, wouldn't it be invincible.

A weird thought flashed through his mind, without stopping, he quickly found Marnie's bedroom and entered it.

Marnie's bedroom is simple and nothing special.

Yi Lin's perception was released, and soon she found the target under Marnie's bed.

"Why did you run under the bed? This old Lu and Marnie... have a very intense butt fight."

Yi Lin had a strange expression, snapped her fingers, and a pair of crumpled purple shorts floated out from under Marnie's bed.

Recalling the experience of washing off several layers of skin after touching Lao Pan's [Harley Quinn's good friend], Yi Lin refused to touch it with her hands. Getting a little closer, Yi Lin looked intently at the purple shorts.

In the next second, the attributes of the shorts appeared in front of Yi Lin.

...

【Louise's Lucky Purple Shorts】

[grade] epic

[Effect] Lucky +5.0

【Durable】Never wear out

[Description] Click to view details.

...

"........."

Look at the properties of the purple shorts.

Yi Lin fell into a minute of silence.

He's... numb.

Yi Lin's mental attributes have reached the extraordinary level. With his brain, he never imagined that this seemingly ordinary and ugly purple shorts... turned out to be an epic-level equipment!

Outrageous!

But looking at that attribute, Yi Lin also took it for granted.

[Lucky +5]!

【Never wear out】!

These two attributes are definitely beyond the category of [rare level], and it is not too much to rate an epic level.

There are also grades between epic grades.

Just talking about the weapon series, Pan Zhengyi's stick, and Yi Lin's [Storm and Thunder Messenger] cannot be generalized.

But anyway, these shorts are epic.

"But... who would wear it!"

Thinking about where the shorts came from, this is the reason for Yi Lin's entanglement.

These are second-hand pants, even if the shorts have the attribute of [lucky +5], Yi Lin would never wear them.

This is the principle.

Also the bottom line.

Yi Lin can't, at least she shouldn't.

Moreover, this pair of shorts did not have restrictions such as "Do not take out of this trial" marked on it.

In other words, these shorts can be taken out.

Perhaps after being taken out, these shorts flowed into the circle of the apostles, causing a bloody storm.

Many apostles did not have this kind of cleanliness and bottom line.

Maybe because of his awesome attributes, even Li Erpang would be willing to wear women's clothing.

All just to survive.

What's more, after the version update, the previous mode of getting random rewards in trials has been changed to a new version of krypton gold mode in which DP is used to extract items from the wishing pool. With these shorts, no matter who it is, they will go farther and smoother on the road of krypton gold.

"Wait, even if I don't wear these underwear, it's fine for other members of the guild to wear them!"

Yi Lin suddenly had a bold idea.

Twenty minutes later.

Yi Lin sneaked around, avoiding everyone's sight easily, and walked around behind the mayor Luis who was shaking his head, sighing desolately, and hammering his waist with one hand.

"Cough cough."

Yi Lin coughed dryly twice, canceled [Like a Shadow], and the purple underwear fell to Louis' feet from behind.

"Old Lu, take a step to speak."

"Yo!"

Lao Lu looked at the purple shorts at his feet, and subconsciously rushed over...but it was in vain.

The purple shorts have shifted eerily to the left.

Old Lu didn't believe in evil, so he pounced again.

This time, the purple shorts were slapped directly on Lao Lu's face, making a loud slap.

Yi Lin spread her hands helplessly, and repeated the last sentence by the way: "Old Lu, I said it, let me take a step to speak."

"..."

in a minute.

Old Lu's face was full of aggrieved.

On the table is the pair of Schrödinger's underwear, visible but untouchable.

Yi Lin also didn't care about Lao Lu's thoughts, and hooked her fingers: "I have gone through untold hardships to help you find the lucky purple shorts, what about the promised reward?"

Seeing the blood, Yi Lin talked about the conditions.

Old Lu sighed.

He didn't bother to ask Yi Lin where he found it.

Where did he lose his shorts? No one else knows, so he still doesn't know?

Lao Lu still had some beeps in his heart. He just didn't expect that the shorts could miraculously get under the bed and go into the blind spot of Lao Lu's vision.

"1000G!"

Lao Lu stretched out a finger and made an offer.

Yi Lin smiled kindly, but said nothing.

"2000G!"

Erin continued to smile.

"3000G! No more!" Poor Luis gritted his teeth, this was already the highest price he could offer.

In the room, the wooden chair behind Yi Lin was tilted at forty-five degrees. Yi Lin leaned lazily on the back of the chair, raised Erlang's legs, crossed her hands on her knees, and assumed a relaxed posture. He chuckled: "I heard that every eleventh day of summer, the governor will take a boat to Gugu Town to hold an annual grand 'Hawaiian Banquet'."

This is where the importance of intelligence comes into play.

Lewis was taken aback.

The festival is the festival.

But what does it have to do with his baby shorts?

Yi Lin looked at Louis' stunned expression, stretched her waist, and said casually: "I am the most helpful person, but you give too little, old Lu. Look at me like Is there a shortage of three or five thousand people? Who are you looking down on?"

"..."

"I heard that booths will be set up at the Hawaiian banquet, but the crops on my farm are not of high quality, and there is nothing to display... The mayor's shorts look pretty."

"..."

"I also heard that on the day of the Hawaiian banquet, a 'potle soup' will be cooked. Everyone puts one ingredient in the soup and cooks it in a big pot. Look, Lao Lu, I am not happy if the rewards are not in place. When I am unhappy, I feel flustered, chest tight, unhappy, and even my hands shake."

While Yi Lin was talking, that pair of Schrödinger's purple shorts really shook on the table.

Lao Lu was dumbfounded.

Yi Lin was afraid that Lao Lu would not be able to figure it out, so she kindly reminded: "In case you accidentally shake Lao Lu's treasure into the soup..."

"Fuck!" Lao Lu was furious, and slapped a rusty old key on the table: "Young farmer, you win!"

[Mayor of Gugu Town, Louis favorability -100! 】

...

Yi Lin walked out of Luis's door with a smile. After going out, he remembered something and reminded him kindly: "I am really strict with my mouth. Don't worry, I will never tell this matter under normal circumstances. I I forgot to mention it just now, when I'm in a bad mood, my mouth will tremble, so if my mouth trembles and I accidentally say something I shouldn't have said..."

"Handsome farmer, have a good journey! Welcome to come often! Gugu Town welcomes you forever!"

Luis' old face with wrinkles in the pink and black instantly became bright and sunny, with a smile on his face.

[Mayor of Gugu Town, Louis favorability +250! 】

Yi Lin left satisfied.

This wave is perfect.

Return these epic shorts to Luis first.

Yi Lin also didn't want to stay with him for so long, he had other plans, so there was no rush.

Let's forget about the shorts for now.

As for whether Lao Lu will lose [Louis' Lucky Purple Shorts] again, this is not something Yi Lin is worried about.

But Yi Lin is eager for Lao Lu to lose it again.

According to Lao Lu's temperament, if he lost his shorts again, the task of finding the shorts would still fall on his head.

A one-time task is done over and over again as a daily task. As long as there is a reward, Yi Lin is willing to work harder.

After going out.

Yi Lin looked at the key that Lao Lu gave him with a sad face.

...

[Community Center Gate Key]

【Grade】Ordinary

[Effect] Can open the door of the deserted community center.

[Explanation] Be careful, it is said that the place... is not clean.

...

Not far to the north of Gugu Town, in a suburban area, there is indeed a dangerous building.

It is said that it has been abandoned for many years.

To be honest, when Yi Lin was exploring the map, she went in and took a quick look.

No oddities were found.

It was indeed a dilapidated building.

There are also holes in the ceiling.

But since Lao Lu gritted his teeth and gave this key, there should be something unusual.

After putting away the keys, Yi Lin looked at the balance in her pocket, and walked towards Pippier's grocery store by the way.

A truck was parked at the entrance of the grocery store, and the proprietress was working hard to move boxes of heavy goods into the store.

Yi Lin saw that this seemed to be an opportunity to increase her favorability, so she hurried forward and offered to help.

By the way, I also gave a small gift.

[Caroline favorability +1! 】

[Caroline favorability +20! 】

The front is the favorability of helping to move the goods.

The latter is the favorability of gift giving.

Seeing Yi Lin's expression, Caroline finally changed.

No longer as cold as before.

Pippi was busy in the house, letting his wife chat with Yi Lin at the door.

"You guys who do farm work are physically strong. My Pierre is weak and can't compare to you."

"It's okay."

Yi Lin said modestly, after all, he is also lazy and cheating, and he is not tired at all.

"Actually, if you exercise more, you can get out of it. The manager of the leather store doesn't exercise too much, and he doesn't even want to move things by himself."

"Yes," Caroline's expression became more nostalgic:

"I think of when I was young, I also liked sports, going out, and playing. When I first moved to Gugu Town, I liked to walk alone near the mage's tower. I knew a friend before, and he was also very helpful. Oh yes ..." Caroline's expression changed slightly in the middle of speaking, as if she realized that she had slipped her tongue, she lowered her voice and warned: "Don't tell Pierre, he is more suspicious."

Um?

Yi Lin didn't expect that the gift was really right this time. From Caroline's words, she accidentally discovered a blind spot.

"Mage Tower?"

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