I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

Chapter 549 The Cannon Squad~The Bride of Attack~

Chapter 552 The Cannon Delivery Squad~The Bride Who Attacks~

another world.

Send the cannon... er no, send the bride squad.

After a bitter battle, there were five corpses lying in the deadwood forest.

GBC Gotham Radio.

Not long after Yi Lin sent the "USB flash drive".

A figure slowly walked out of the darkness.

The figure was wearing a tight purple suit.

A weird game with painted faces.

The ferociously split lips slowly evoked a wicked smile.

"Jie jie jie..."

Gotham BBS Forum.

Now it's completely exploded.

There are even many people who took advantage of the peak traffic to place small advertisements on the Gotham BBS.

But as long as it is a post that has nothing to do with "Gotham criminals", it will disappear almost instantly and become a grave post in seconds.

——I was pushed down by countless posts about "The Riddler Gentleman".

Yi Lin never expected that he, who was unknown in the real world, would become the top trafficker in Gotham City.

"Next... do the final preparations."

Yi Lin didn't stay for too long, buzzing like a hardworking bee, silently becoming a rising star in Gotham City's criminal world.

Another corner of Gotham City.

At this time night fell.

It is also easier to hide.

Li Erpang saw that Zhu Yun'er and Su Xiaosu's points were on the crime list, and their points went up a little, so they couldn't help but snatched a mobile phone, and after gently asking for the mobile phone password, they logged on to Gotham City's BBS to check related news .

Those two idiots, Pan Zhengyi, must be at the bottom, unable to escape.

Yi Lin's score is far ahead, and it is estimated that she will not be able to catch up.

Li Erpang's current goal in "Main Task 2" is to strive for second place.

The content of the main task three is unknown, so Fatty believes that no matter what happens, he can't fall too far behind in the second main task.

No matter how bad it was, they had to rank a bit higher than Zhu Yun'er and Brother Su in order to get a higher evaluation in the final evaluation.

How do you say something?

——It all depends on the peers.

"Fuck? Can you still play like this?"

Li Erpang read the post for a few minutes, and his eyes widened instantly.

As expected of a woman, she actually thought of using the forum to post a notice to increase the "criminal popularity".

"If that's the case...hehehe."

Li Erpang smiled wretchedly. If those two women can use this trick, he can also use it.

So Li Erpang put away his phone.

Drumming into the night.

Prepare to commit a "shattering crime".

...

...

"Sister Susu, listen up!"

Zhu Yun'er, who was planning where to bomb next, suddenly heard the headlines on the city's radio, and was taken aback.

"Video crime warning letter?"

What the hell is this?

When Zhu Yun'er thought of Yi Lin's expression, she instinctively told her that there must be something strange in it.

But for a while, she couldn't figure out why this guy used such an increasingly high-profile way to release puzzles.

The video means...he will appear directly in the sight of the citizens of Gotham?

On the Gotham citywide broadcast.

Beauty presenters don the sexiest glamorous attire.

Low cut, deep V, short skirt, black silk, high heels.

--Perfect.

Those who were not in front of the TV, including the apostles, could only hear the sound and could not see the content of the video.

But for riddles, sound is enough.

Li Erpang also stopped in the dark.

Listen carefully to Yi Lin's next plan.

Thinking of that pretentious criminal, Li Erpang couldn't help but grit his teeth with hatred.

If it wasn't for that guy, why would he put on such a stupid tight suit.

You have to take it easy even when running, lest you get crushed.

On the eve of the "Riddler Gentleman" crime preview video, the entire Gotham City fell into a strange and quiet atmosphere in an instant.

as if—

Everyone is waiting.

All waiting to be heard, this gentleman's voice!

This is a voice passing by from all over Gotham.

At this moment, the entire Gotham City fell into complete silence just because of one "criminal"!

And the friends sitting in front of the TV are already looking forward to the crime preview video from "The Riddler Gentleman".

At the same time, this is the next puzzle.

Zizizi——

The charming hostess gave the camera a few winks, and finally started playing the video.

in the video.

A gentleman in a black tuxedo stood proudly holding a folded umbrella.

I saw "Riddler Gentleman" resting one hand on his chest and pressing down the brim of his hat with one hand.

In the video, the entire face of the "riddler gentleman" cannot be seen clearly, and is covered by the gentleman's hat. Everyone can only see a confident and mysterious smile from under the black brim.

"Ah."

"Confused Gotham."

"Hello."

"I, Edward Rin, a gentleman of riddles."

"Next, it's my next puzzle, and it's also the last one tonight. I hope to bring you the most brilliant fireworks show in front of the TV."

In the video, the riddle gentleman Edward Lin twitched his mouth slightly.

Then in a calm tone, he said slowly——

"When Scarlet and Crimson Moon meet again,"

"When the stars fall like rain,"

"When the night sky dies in a blink of an eye,"

"When memory is not eternal,"

"When death is no longer far away,"

"When the day comes no more,"

"When the sky can no longer be touched,"

"When your eyes are no longer favored by the light,"

"When I am separated from you in a distant time and space forever separated,"

"When the distance of longing is as far away as the shore of the dead,"

"then,"

"I will cross the river of void,"

"Breaking down the barrier between reality and fiction,"

"I'm everywhere,"

"I'm everywhere,"

"Tonight, Gotham will go crazy with my fireworks."

"The gentleman will come down at the center of the fireworks and take the crown of the dark king of old."

"who I am?"

Everyone looked stunned.

Completely clueless.

But it seems that upon hearing it, it looks very profound.

In the short video, after the riddle gentleman finished speaking the mysterious riddle, his lips were tightened, evoking a trace of imperceptible loneliness, but it was quickly replaced by a confident smile.

I saw the "Riddler Gentleman" gracefully holding the brim of his hat, and performing a gentleman's etiquette to everyone who was watching the live broadcast through the screen.

The etiquette freezes for about a second.

"Good night."

The video from "The Riddler Gentleman" cuts to an abrupt end.

"..."

Li Erpang: "Pretend to be aggressive!"

Zhu Yun'er: "Pretentious! +1"

Su Xiaosu: "Pretentious. +2"

Pan Zhengyi: "Pretentious boy +3, Jie Jie Jie Jie—"

At the end of the video, or the city-wide broadcast, or the live broadcast without delay, the other apostles from the same world as Yi Lin all gave the same comment at the same time.

It's just that the tone of voice is slightly different.

"not good!"

Li Erpang's expression was serious: "Although he can't solve the kid's riddle, according to that kid's style, he usually makes a notice some time in advance. He's used to pretending to be aggressive. I guess he won't be able to change it for a while. See Come hurry up!"

Another place in Gotham City.

"Hmph! Are you playing tricks?" Zhu Yuner sneered coldly, "Isn't he writing poetry in real life?"

Su Xiaosu's expression was indifferent, and he reminded: "It's time for us to act."

Zhu Yun'er looked back at Su Xiaosu, all the hatred in her eyes subsided, and she smiled slightly: "Oh, but it's okay, this is the second main task, and the third main task is the real start, so what if we let him do this round? Don't fall behind too much, at least, squeeze that fat man and Pan Zhengyi down."

All the apostles started to act secretly again in their own ways.

...

...

Snapped.

James Gordon Jr. slammed his police cap on the floor.

Very angry.

He suddenly remembered the cerebral hemorrhage news.

A mouthful of fishy sweetness gushed out of his mouth, and was swallowed back forcefully by little James Gordon.

Gudong Gudong——

Little James Gordon drank the drink in his hand, suppressing his shock.

After being shocked, he suddenly smiled coldly.

Another police officer suddenly laughed strangely.

He shook his head violently, putting aside that unrealistic thought.

Old Gordon's eyes widened in surprise.

"..."

"Old friend, run away."

Bruce swung his wine glass: "Although I can't guess his riddle, it can also be seen that the last explosion of the riddle gentleman is absolutely large-scale, otherwise he wouldn't say it was 'fireworks', if every sentence Representing an explosion site, too many targets to defuse the bomb in time...unless you can catch him."

Old Gordon clenched the phone, quite speechless: "You know, I was born in Gotham."

"Understood."

Last night, this "fake joker" had already robbed GBC once, but he didn't expect to repeat the same mistakes tonight.

As we all know, the real Joker is dead.

"Ha——" the "Joker" in the sky looked down on the entire Gotham from a high altitude with a crazy look.

No one can guess why this GBC is robbed by a "fake clown" again and again.

"Hehehe..." The clown suddenly trembled like a convulsion, and his hoarse voice spread throughout Gotham through the broadcast system.

"Why so?"

"Is it because of...love? Stupid Odoudou——"

Gotham: "???"

"Hey hey... do you think I'm crazy?" The "Joker" phantom who stood upright suddenly put on a serious expression.

Gotham: Crap!

"Hey, look, there are actually two sides to madness." The fake Joker stretched out his white palm, the front and back were erected separately, and then the scarlet messy lips were slashed towards the base of the ear.

——that was a hideous clown smile.

"But actually, hehehe, look, this side is madness, and the other side of madness is... art!"

The fake Joker phantom suddenly appeared in the sky, pointing to a building.

There--

Louis E. Grieve Memorial Secondary School!

boom!

In an instant, where the clown was pointing, there was a violent explosion, and the flames... soared into the sky! Shine on the whole city!

The whole city... instantly boiled up!

This is... a real clown!

The former Dark Lord...Joker! !

And no one found the corner.

Li Erpang was dumbfounded.

next second.

Li Erpang cried hysterically with a mournful face——

"I don't care about you, Pan Zhengyi! That's the explosion I worked so hard to bury——"

Everyone is speechless!

No wonder the bride is being transported!

The bride didn't know how long she had been dry, she was almost suffocated!

If they fail to deliver the cannon, they will all die under the wrath of the ghost bride...all of them will die!

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