Chapter 419 I Am neither Li Erfat nor Wang Tiandi (Two in One)

"I really don't want to be a disaster ()"

Let the time go back to ten seconds ago.

Li Erpang was hit hard like never before.

His fat burning skills have reached the end of their strength.

Without Fat's strength bonus, his strength attribute has not yet broken through the first level of strength lock, so there is no way to cause too much damage to Illidan.

Gouzi assisted in the attack, Erpang watched as the boss's HP was about to drop below 30%, and victory was in sight.

But the BOSS actually transformed.

Transformed, taller, stronger and faster.

This is nothing, the most outrageous thing is that after the boss transforms, the health bar that dropped to 30% has a tendency to recover.

High attack, high defense, high sensitivity, can fly into the sky, has a burning aura, and can restore blood, who the hell designed such a shameless boss!

Apart from being unable to conceive and give birth in situ, what else is this boss unable to do?

Li Erpang screamed in his heart.

He almost had the urge to give up, so he simply arranged his position in a large font, so that the BOSS could do whatever he wanted, and enjoy you, me, and him.

"If you don't make a move, I'm going to be cold!"

"I swear, I will never form a team with you again in this life! If I form a team again, I will be a dog if I am fat! I am a dog! No, I will never form a team in my next life!"

Li Erpang roared, mustering up the little bit of strength left, to see if he could empty the last blood bar of the boss.

During these ten seconds, Li Erpang's inner struggle was extremely complicated, like a vigorous and tragic poem.

But suddenly.

Li Erpang just spat, and when he was about to kill him, a white light suddenly flew towards him.

His first reaction was...a hidden weapon!

This boss doesn't talk about martial arts!

They've all become perverted like this egg, and they still throw hidden weapons?

Do you want to lose the face of the BOSS?

But in an instant, Li Erpang squinted his eyes in mid-air, looking at it for a moment.

It doesn't seem to be a hidden weapon.

He is familiar with this light.

It is the light when the item card is crushed, and it is about to be activated.

"Ah this?"

The light splits in two.

They were submerged into the bodies of Li Erpang and Wang Tiandi respectively.

Wang Tiandi was alone with the dog, already panting heavily, and was about to die.

This time, Gouzi dared to pat his chest and roar loudly. He absolutely didn't paddle, and worked harder than ever before.

It's because BOSS is too resistant to grass.

When the light from the item card came out of nowhere, when it merged into the body of the fat dog, a strange reminder suddenly appeared in front of Li Erpang and Wang Tiandi.

【You are about to merge with "Wang Tiandi". 】

——[You are about to merge with "Li Erpang". 】

[Please be mentally prepared. 】

Fuck?

Fusion?

How did I not know about this?

wait!

Li Erpang and Wang Tiandi, one fat and one dog, showed both bewildered and shocked expressions when they saw the "warm reminder" from the tower.

wait!

wait a minute.

ah?

ah!

"ah--"

"Wang—"

dark place.

Yi Lin let out a long sigh, feeling a little pity in her heart.

Another hole card prop was used up just like that.

But right now, it is necessary to give full play to the combat effectiveness of teammates. To be on the safe side, this is already the option with the least loss.

Let's fuse! Fat dog!

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[Fusion must succeed card]

[grade] rare

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Under the influence of the mysterious power of the [Fusion Guaranteed Success Card], Li Erpang and Gouzi flew to the side with serious expressions, standing on the same level with a few meters apart.

Gouzi and Wang Tiandi roared loudly at the same time:

"Fusion - together -"

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

When the word "fusion" was said in unison, a mysterious and incomprehensible enlightenment was born in the minds of one person and one dog, as if enlightened. A mysterious and terrifying fusion technology,

With the power of "props", it was directly poured into the brains of Li Erpang and Wang Tiandi.

At this moment, they seem to be possessed by Gou Kong and the proud Saiyan prince; at this moment, their fusion technology is as if it has been tempered and weathered; at this moment, no one is as fat as Li Erpang and Wang Tiandi. Dogs know better about fusion!

No one knows fusion better than them!

At the same time, the movements of the two reached an astonishing synchronization.

Gouzi and Wang Tiandi put their legs in an exaggerated "outside eight" position.

The hands of one person and one dog were raised high, and they moved a half-arc from the outside to the inside, approaching quickly with small steps.

Even Fatty's seriously injured and drooping arm, under the influence of the mysterious force, seemed to be playing well. There was a crisp crackling sound of fracture, and he forcibly lifted it up to complete this historic fusion action. .

"Fusion!"

Li Erpang's height belongs to the short among humans, and Wang Tiandi's height belongs to the tall and strong among dogs. At the end of the fusion movement, the breathing, heartbeat, and all frequencies of the two of them merged into one, and the fingertips of Li Erpang and Wang Tiandi lightly touched together between one person and one dog.

It's too late to say, but in fact, all of this happened in the blink of an eye. When one person and one dog merged, Illidan strangely stopped the attack at hand, opened his mouth slightly, and turned his head wearing a blindfold to their direction. This bold and unrestrained behavior was subdued.

With a flash of light, the figures of Li Erpang and Wang Tiandi disappeared in the dazzling light.

A man with a height of 1.8 meters and a perfect body slowly walked from the end of the light to the sky.

The dazzling white brilliance has not yet completely dissipated, a magnetic voice, half fat, half like a dog, sneered and said slowly to the stunned Illidan:

"Who are you asking me?"

Illidan was taken aback.

I, I, I didn't ask!

"I'm not Li Erpang,"

"I'm not Wang Tiandi either, Wang Wu,"

"I am the one who will defeat you!"

"If you insist on giving me a name,"

"I am the strongest fusion warrior... Fat Heaven Emperor!"

Fat Heaven Emperor was smiling, and the light faded away. He slowly opened his eyes, and those vertical pupils were filled with an emotion called self-confidence. Above the neck of the perfect golden body, there is a dog's head with a pointed mouth, and the corner of the dog's mouth is grinning, showing evil charm and madness.

Behind the butt of the Kobold Fat Heaven Emperor, a long snow-white dog tail slowly swayed.

On Fat Tiandi's body surface, there is also a layer of fine white hair. But this layer of hair doesn't look ugly, on the contrary, it adds a bit of wild flavor to Fat Tiandi.

Too, too, too, too sloppy!

Although the kobold looks handsome. But Yi Lin, who was hiding in the dark, almost choked on her own saliva when the strongest fusion fighter appeared on the stage.

This style of painting is really... too indescribable.

"Fusion so thoroughly? Listening to the tone of 'Fat Heaven Emperor', it seems that he is not ashamed of this fused posture, but there is a taste of waves in his tone. Could it be that his personality has also been completely fused? If he calls himself Fat Heaven Emperor... …should be a brand new personality.”

Yi Lin originally thought it was a pity to lose a rare item, but after seeing the appearance of "The Strongest Fusion Warrior Fat Heaven Emperor", she suddenly didn't feel so pity anymore. On the contrary, I was a little lucky, glad that I didn't use this prop on myself.

If I couldn't think about merging with Gouzi just now...

Emperor Lintian?

Yi Tengu?

"snort!"

Illidan immediately focused all his attention on Fat Heaven Emperor, his face was stern, as if he was facing a formidable enemy.

After a cold snort, Illidan, who transformed into a demon, pushed his palms flat, and a pitch-black light ball with a tail of fireworks blasted towards Fat Heaven Emperor.

"That's it?"

Fat Heaven Emperor laughed out loud, took a step forward, and slapped Illidan's chaotic attack in demon form with a palm.

The demon power that he was proud of was actually slapped off by the kobold in front of him, and the corner of Illidan's mouth twitched violently.

"No! It's impossible!"

"Hahaha!" The Fat Heaven Emperor arrogantly folded his hands and raised his head, laughing, "You don't know anything about power!"

Yi Lin couldn't stand it anymore.

This fused personality completely engraved the word "wave" on the dog's head, anyone who is not blind can see it.

Yi Lin didn't hesitate anymore, and took out another card from the storage space.

——[An unremarkable banana peel].

This is a family heirloom that has accompanied Yi Lin through countless crises. After hesitating for a moment, Yi Lin crushed the card and threw the banana peel at Illidan's feet.

Illidan originally wanted to fly high into the sky and launch a wave of high-altitude bombing to kill this hateful and arrogant kobold.

It can also see that the sudden appearance of the kobold is powerful, but it obviously has a shortcoming... it can't fly.

Since you can't fly, there's nothing to be afraid of.

But when Illidan was about to fly, he happened to see a crumpled banana peel lying on the ground beside his feet.

"Um?"

Illidan subconsciously stepped on it.

...

"Give me that ring!"

After Illidan fell on all fours and couldn't fly at all, Yi Lin, who had been hiding for a long time but had been secretly influencing the battle situation, finally emerged from the shadow state. The moment he came out, the Shadow Shattering Strike was still brewing, so he said loudly to the Fat Heaven Emperor.

Although Fat Tiandi is a brand new personality fused with one person and one dog, but the memory is still there, Fat Tiandi snorted coldly in disdain, but still obediently threw the [Concentric Fraudster Ring] on Yi Lin towards Yi Lin.

In the expression, it seems to be full of disdain for foreign objects such as "equipment".

He, Fat Heaven Emperor, is the strongest fusion fighter, and he doesn't need this kind of equipment at all!

Yi Lin put on the ring decisively.

At the moment when two [Concentric Fraudster Rings] are equipped on the body at the same time, the probability of "true damage" on the equipment is directly piled up to 100%.

There are no more probabilities to speak of!

As long as the probabilities pile up to 100%, all probabilities are floating clouds!

All the attacks that Yi Lin makes at this moment will have the effect of "real damage"!

"Emperor Fat Heaven, hold on to the waves, and attack with all your strength!"

A blow from the shadows!

The strange attack instantly tore Illidan's wings completely, exposing the forest green skeleton. Although Fat Tiandi looked disdainful, it seemed that Li Erpang's original obscene genes were still hidden in his haughty personality. I saw Fat Heaven Emperor maintaining a disdainful sneer, but he greeted Illidan's vitals with his fists and feet.

"You, you, you—"

"No--"

"No!!!"

Yi Lin was even more merciless in her strikes, dancing the dagger with both hands, creating dizzying afterimages. Every cut left deep and visible scars on Illidan's body, and green blood sprayed both of them. The burst of output in just a short moment caused Illidan's health to plummet in a demon state.

Illidan stood up angrily...

Yi Lin threw another piece of banana peel at Illidan's feet with a blank expression——

Snapped! Snapped! Snapped! Snapped! Snapped! Snapped! Snapped!

"Ah! Ah? Ah! Oh! Oh! Ah—"

Tens of seconds later.

Illidan's life value was completely emptied. In the end, the boss didn't even have a chance to say a complete line, so he was aggrieved by Yi Lin and a haughty kobold, and his health bar was cleared alive, and he walked away very peacefully.

[Obtain the "Deed of the Six Evils"! 】

...

"Run out."

With the effect of the last [Ordinary Banana Peel] smashed out, the card completely disappeared in Yi Lin's storage space.

When Yi Lin got this prop card, she had 10 full counts. He has turned the tide for Yi Lin in crisis after crisis, and killed many old Yin Beeps in an open and honest manner. It can be said that he has many achievements. In the future, if you want to obtain such a practical turnaround prop, it will be a matter of time before the monkey year.

But it's a pity, it's a pity, the item card is for use. Although Li Erpang and Wang Tiandi merged into a powerful fusion fighter "Fat Tiandi", but the personality of the waves is a little more uncertain. In order to kill Illidan safely and safely, Yi Lin can only choose in this way.

"There's one more!"

After Fat Heaven Emperor "easily" hammered Illidan to death, Illidan's body hadn't turned into ashes and disappeared. He had already folded his arms on the spot, standing proudly in the ruins of civilization, pretending to be aggressive. Seeing this, Yi Lin quickly reminded Fat Heaven Emperor that there was another Six Evil General on the other side.

The Burning Legion's miscellaneous soldiers, who had been defeated by crossing the two worlds of the cloud layer, were dragged into the air by Ning You and Xiao Chu'er.

Ning You used the remaining psionic energy to continuously create miniature concrete walls to disrupt the formation of the Burning Legion. Although Xiao Chu'er was seriously injured, the apostle's life was extremely tough, as long as the life value had not returned to zero, he would have the power to fight. I saw Xiao Chu'er nimbly swinging around in the air with the silk spat out from the back of her buttocks. Although the damage was not high, she actually completed the harassment task.

Yi Lin glanced at it from afar, then roughly understood the current situation, and secretly gave a thumbs up to the two hardworking teammates.

Sure enough, during the trial, if there was no good reason among the apostles, there was no need to kill each other. After all, in most trials, the law of strength in numbers is still followed.

Unless, the immediate interests are so great that they have to kill each other.

The longer the apostle lived, the less likely he would make enemies in the trial.

Let's use Yi Lin himself as an example.

The trials that Yi Lin experienced after her "rebirth" this time, and those who were able to walk out of the inner world with Yi Lin, became friends. Even if the relationship is not very good, if something happens, they can still be dragged out to have a picnic together.

Those who could not be friends died in the "inner world".

make enemies?

impossible.

When the Fat Emperor came to another battlefield, waving his furry dog ​​tail, striding his head high, and striding like a martyr, Night Dire and the Shadow of the Cthulhu were in full swing.

The armor plates on the two mechs were messily removed.

Dire looked extremely miserable, the two wheels behind both shoulders were completely dismantled and thrown somewhere, and a piece of the head was knocked off, leaving only half of the head.

But even after being dismantled like this, Ye Dire was still riding on the opponent tenaciously, shouting "Who told you to hurt that girl", while punching the armor plate of the Shadow of the Cthulhu like a desperate Saburo. hammer.

Yi Lin secretly breathed a sigh of relief when she saw the blood streak on the head of the Shadow of the Cthulhu.

After summoning Dire to play, and using [Shadow Slay] alternately in succession, his psionic energy value is now only a small half.

If [Shadow of the Cthulhu] is alive and well, maybe the fusion fighter Fat Heaven really has to grind away the remaining HP of the boss.

Yi Lin knew in her heart that the fusion fighter, Fat Heaven Emperor, had extraordinary aura and was full of force, but the fusion effect was at most "1+12", not so outrageous as "1+1100". After all, [Fusion Guaranteed Success Card] is just a rare item.

Rare props have an upper limit to their power.

In addition to the upper limit of Wang Tiandi and Li Erpang, Yi Lin knew the upper limit of Fat Tiandi's strength.

"Let go of that BOSS!...Let me do it! Woohoo!"

Fat Tiandi saw that [Shadow of the Cthulhu] had been dismantled in sevens and eighties, and the blood bar had almost dropped, so he was impatient, and he didn't pretend to be forced, so he directly raised his palms and killed it.

I'm afraid it's too late, the boss won't be able to kill it!

Once excited, a melodious wolf howl came from Fat Tiandi's handsome dog's head, attracting the attention of Ning You, who was a hundred meters away, and Xiao Chu'er, who was dangling with spider silk in mid-air.

"Where did that kobold come from!"

Ning You took a look, his complexion was pale, his whole body trembled, and his chrysanthemum flinched. He thought that from some corner, a new boss appeared.

Xiao Chu'er subconsciously had the same idea as Ning You.

But looking at it, something is wrong.

Why does that dog's head look more and more familiar?

"What the hell?"

Xiao Chu'er looked more carefully, the movement of her buttocks froze, the silk spinning suddenly faltered, and she almost fell from mid-air.

With the joining of the fusion fighter kobold Fat Tiandi, the shadow of the evil god made an unwilling "didi" sound of getting on the car. A series of live ammunition cannons and laser cannons exploded like money, tearing holes in the armor plate of Night Dire. The laser cannon also directly blasted through Fat Tiandi's chest.

But the Fat Heaven Emperor was like a male dog in heat, as if he couldn't feel any pain, he gritted his teeth, outputting crazily without saying a word.

In the end, there was only one boss left. After Yi Lin fully weighed the risks and benefits, she emerged from the shadows. A "Shadow Breaking Strike" combined with "killing skills" specially addressed the weaknesses of the Shadow of the Cthulhu.

To put it bluntly, the Shadow of the Cthulhu is a mecha, and its body structure is similar to that of the Dire. In the Engineering Academy, when Yi Lin constructed various spells on Dire, she disassembled Dire and played with it. She was very familiar with this kind of mechanical mechanism. In just a few breaths, the two arms of the shadow of the evil god Shengsheng was unloaded by Yi Lin using "Blood Jasmine" to make two big wrenches, which was very tragic.

There is no cardboard that BOSS should have.

Blood jasmine, hehe.

While waving the bloody wrench, Yi Lin sighed inwardly. No wonder "Blood Jasmine" is displayed as the name of "Question Mark" in the game world. It's not that the game world can't read Blood Jasmine's attributes, but... he himself forgot the real name of "Blood Jasmine".

With the blood jasmine in this posture, this shape that can be kneaded as she likes, after Yi Lin completely recovered her memory, she always felt that something was not quite right.

"..."

Night Dire is worthy of being a competent Che Che, two iron fists tightly hugged the injectors on the legs of the Shadow of the Cthulhu, preventing it from flying. And under the crazy output of Yi Lin and the fusion fighter Fat Tiandi, the oil of the shadow of the evil god spewed out, the armor dropped like crazy, and the health value dropped like crazy.

In the ruins of civilization with some rules of the game world, Yi Lin can find a way to kill any monster as long as its blood bar is displayed.

When the blood volume was close to 30%, Fat Heaven Emperor and Yi Lin had already experienced it, and they were vigilant at the same time. Beware of [Shadow of the Cthulhu], like [Six Evil Generals, Betrayer, Illidan], a two-stage transformation.

However, to the surprise of Yi Lin and Fat Tiandi, after a few minutes of crazy output, as Fat Tiandi punched the chest of the shadow of the evil god, the mecha, which was almost dismantled to only the torso, let out a mechanical scream , trembling a few times, then stopped moving.

Life value... emptied!

BOOM!

The chest of the shadow of the evil god puffed up, and thick black smoke came out.

died!

[Obtain the "Deed of the Six Evils"! 】

Following the scrapping of [Six Evil Generals: Shadow of the Cthulhu], Yi Lin snatched the last key item into her hand.

"Hmph, vulnerable."

Fat Tiandi sat down on the ground first, but quickly bounced up again, maintaining a perfect posture with his hands wrapped around him and his back straight, standing proudly under the dark sky.

it is finally over!

Following the death of the last boss, the Burning Legion in the sky fled one after another. They all flew in embarrassment in the direction they came from. Some monsters completely turned into streamers and disappeared invisible in mid-air, and some gradually flew away until there was only a small black spot left.

"This kobold is..."

Ning You clutched his sunken chest, his face was pale, and approached cautiously.

"Friendly army, friendly army."

Yi Lin waved her hand, not bothering to explain.

Xiao Chu'er fell from the air, her hands covering her lower abdomen. Her tight-fitting clothing that accentuated her figure had many thin holes, revealing her white and rosy tender flesh. This is also the reason why Xiao Chu'er doesn't like to use the skill of [thorn rose]...it is too expensive.

Fortunately, the key parts were not exposed, and it was considered harmonious, so Xiao Chu'er walked over in a generous manner without the slightest bit of twitching.

Xiao Chu'er looked at the Kobold Fat Heaven Emperor, and stopped talking.

"Couldn't he be...a fat man and a dog's...?"

While talking, Xiao Chu'er couldn't care less about the hand covering her lower abdomen, her fingers intertwined, sometimes XO, sometimes XX, sometimes OO, with a strange expression.

She really didn't know what words and gestures to use to describe the absurd guess in her heart.

Seeing that her teammates were very curious about the origin of the kobold, Yi Lin explained helplessly: "He is the fusion of my pet dog and Li Erpang. He used a rare item."

"It turned out to be the effect of props!"

Xiao Chuer suddenly realized.

"Fusion???"

Ning You couldn't laugh or cry.

Fat Tiandi didn't have the self-consciousness of modeling ghosts and animals at all, and smiled coldly: "I am neither Li Erpang, nor Wang Tiandi Wang Wu, I am the strongest fusion fighter, Fat Tiandi!"

Ning You: "..."

Xiao Chuer: "..."

Yi Lin: "..."

I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air.

This fat emperor is indeed a fusion of arrogant dog and wretched fat!

Deservedly the strongest!

The friends all ignored Fat Tiandi who put up the airs.

After Yi Lin explained, Fat Tiandi's style became natural again.

Suddenly.

at this moment.

After the last of the Six Evil Generals officially disappeared from the world.

A cold gaze fell on the backs of several people.

Including Yi Lin, all of them couldn't help shivering and shivering in an instant.

That feeling is like someone suddenly scratching the back of the ears, neck, back, and soft flesh with soft hair from behind... It sounds a bit charming, but actually in this atmosphere, this sudden The feeling of scratching the back will only give people a sense of horror, but will not make people think in a crooked way.

"Oh~"

Fat Tiandi suddenly groaned.

"..."

Yi Lin's pupils narrowed sharply, and she looked back.

I saw that floating in the distance, that huge shadow that seemed to cover the sky and the earth, in the middle, a horizontal crack slowly opened, and a scarlet ominous twilight poured out from the gap.

It's... the evil god!

After several people killed the six evil generals one after another, the evil god who served as the background board of the battle seemed to come alive and finally changed.

"It was a giant eyeball."

Except for the arrogant and domineering fusion fighter Fat Tiandi, the three of Yi Lin felt their hands and feet were cold when they saw the shadow slowly open that terrifying single eye.

Tyranny, chaos, evil, killing, destruction...

Before the single eye was fully opened, all kinds of strong negative emotions emerged in the hearts of Yi Lin and the three of them, bloodshot eyes filled the whites of the three of them in an instant, and endless bloodthirsty desires gushed out of their hearts.

"quick!"

Ning You trembled all over, and urged.

Xiao Chu'er clamped her legs tightly, her pretty face was flooded, looking very painful and anxious.

Yi Lin bowed her head in silence, and took out the six awl-shaped [Evil God's Deed].

After the six awls appeared in Yi Lin's hands, they slowly floated in front of Yi Lin, and recombined strangely, turning into a pitch-black hexagram.

When the black hexagram appears.

this world--

At the moment when the eyelids of the huge eyeballs were slightly opened, this barren world was silent and completely frozen.