I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

Chapter 214 Gouzi Cannon!

Two pirate ships are about to engage in hand-to-hand combat.

Ruth stood on the deck, directing everything skillfully, but no one knew that the palms of her silk gloves were already sweating from tension.

Simply put, it's wet.

Although the crew on this ship were all newcomers to Ruth, in the world of pirates, there was no such thing as running in.

On this ship, besides Charlie, she can be the captain, a sailor, a gunner, and even a breeder, because everyone is a qualified and skilled pirate.

"Full right rudder, prepare for emergency evasion! We are going to escape the little ones!"

"The port side gun is ready to be loaded! Use your fucking speed to find women! If there is no shell at your feet, use chain bombs to load it! If you can't find it, put nails in it!"

Through the binoculars, Sachs saw that the flag was getting closer and closer to the "Unsinkable", and began to panic: "Captain, it's bad! Their ship is faster than us! If this continues, we will be caught up!"

That's too late!

Ruth gritted her teeth. In the busy preparations, both sides have entered their respective shelling ranges.

As for surrender negotiations?

It's not that Ruth didn't think about this possibility, but it only took a second for Ruth to abandon this stupid idea.

Leaving aside the four Sea God Kings, they are all descendants or cronies of the nine Pirate Kings. They have received the inheritance of the Pirate Kings and have their own territory and subordinates.

Besides, Ruth is sailing with Yi Lin's mission at this moment, even if the ship is suffering from bad luck because of the curse, Ruth will never allow the ship's journey to be interrupted before finding the legendary trident. Stop here.

"My captain, but the skeleton gentleman—"

Ruth smiled, raised her hand, and said loudly in a voice that all the pirates on the deck could hear: "Fire—"

this moment.

Ruth doesn't feel like a pirate, but a real warrior of the sea!

Boom boom boom!

in an instant,

Cannon fire raged, sawdust and flesh and blood flew together.

On the opposite boat, wearing all kinds of fancy clothes and holding swords of different shapes in their hands, they were gearing up for a long time, with a ferocious expression on their faces.

The Great Sword pirate ship, with astonishing momentum, made a magnificent turn not far from the Unsinkable, and the two ships stood side by side on the waves, as if they were in a posture of immortality.

After two rounds of bombardment, Ruth suddenly gave up and regretted it.

She's obviously a woman, why do she have to pretend!

Wouldn't it be good to run with peace of mind!

On the Unsinkable, the pirates were blown away by ammunition of various calibers and fled one after another. Just two hasty shelling rounds made it obvious that the Unsinkable was at a disadvantage in terms of firepower.

The various parts of the deck and the hull were damaged to varying degrees under the bombardment. Ruth's face was sullen, and if the bombardment continued at the current pace, this newly snatched ship "may" eventually end up with the Queen. Same fate.

And at this moment, when the boundless cannon fire was crackling.

Ruth suddenly remembered the roll of parchment that Yi Lin had secretly handed to him when he was parting.

She clearly remembered the strange expression on the face of that elegant and charming lady when she handed out this roll of parchment.

At that time, Yi Lin said mysteriously that this is a small kit, and she can only open the kit when she encounters an enemy that is difficult to resist at sea, and it may help them tide over the difficulties.

"Now, it's time to open the kit!"

Although Ruth didn't understand what the kit was, but out of trust in Elizabeth Lin and the mentality that she would not get pregnant even if she tried in desperation, Ruth carefully took out the parchment roll from her close body, and slowly Open.

There is only one sentence on it.

— "Tie the dogs to the cannonballs and shoot them out."

There is also a line of small text below, supplementary explanation, which seems to be for the dog to read: "Be good, be obedient. The agreed food and housing are included, plus one month."

Ruth's eyes widened, round and round.

"Ah this?"

Ruth came to the dog while avoiding the gunfire with a feeling of uneasiness.

Even in such a harsh situation, Gouzi still gnawed on the ham, bared his teeth and frowned, seemingly very upset.

Opposite the Infinity.

A large group of hideous pirates, all with the unique imprint of a big sword, turned on their taunting skills towards Ruth and the others from afar.

"Hahaha——is this the legendary skeleton gentleman? A terrifying pirate who can use 'black witchcraft'? Bah! Lese!"

"Maybe, he is using black magic on women! HiaHiaHia!"

"That's it, that's it?"

"Brothers, be careful, maybe in a few minutes, the damned legendary skeleton gentleman will take off his hateful hat, pretend to surrender and give us a shot... Hahaha! Sorry, in this kind of situation When it's damn serious, I shouldn't be laughing, I can't help it."

There were even pirates on the deck, happily twisting their buttocks towards Sachs and the others, singing loudly.

This... is too deceiving!

Sachs was so angry that his lungs almost exploded, with a knife in his hand, he clearly saw the opposite side, ready for the handover of the two ships, as if a group of sailors were about to start a battle on the deck in the way of pirates.

"Come on! On the rope, I, Sax...haven't been afraid of anyone!"

At this time.

Someone has sharp eyes.

He noticed that the pirate gentleman in a tuxedo was a little embarrassed, holding a dog, and hurriedly walked towards the cabin, and disappeared on the deck in a blink of an eye.

Sachs: "?"

Gibbs: "?"

Boat:"?"

ocean:"?"

in a minute.

The two boats have reached the distance where they can mate at any time.

Sachs had a tragic face, ah, he hasn't finished the task left by his father, to find that damned devil...he doesn't want to die here.

Charlie and the others all had tragic expressions on their faces.

Charlie wondered, this doesn't seem to be the correct way to open the great captain?

In the past, every time a cannon was fired, didn't the opponent obediently fall into chaos?

You cheat! Cheating--

"Damn pirates!" Charlie said bitterly.

Kaka Kaka.

On the Unsinkable, all the pirates frantically loaded shells in the cabin, even when there were no shells around, they even put their underwear in, trying to use the burning underwear to smoke the opposite side to nothing.

Another wave of shells is about to be reloaded.

Pirates: "?"

at the same time.

opposite.

"Huh? Take a quick look, first mate, that slag ship seems to be loaded with a strange shell, and the shell seems...seems...like..."

The chief mate on the big sword boat snatched the binoculars and cursed angrily, "Are you having a seizure? Can't you speak clearly? Damn it, let me see it myself!"

There is nothing wrong with his reputation, that skeleton gentleman has left a lot of rumors among pirates.

Wealthy, mysterious, elegant, weird, cruel, random explosions, generosity, black witchcraft, dogs, gay in Gay... All kinds of words that are incompatible with pirates, in different versions of rumors, are gradually constructed into "skeleton gentlemen" Plump image.

When the chief mate on the big sword ship looked at the other ship with his bloodshot eyes wide open, he was horrified to find that the dog that occupies an important position in various versions of the "Skeleton Gentleman" was looking depressed. , with drooping limbs, was hung limply under the black muzzle of the gun.

"Oh! Bastard, am I dazzled? I saw a dog hanging under the gun barrel! What do those damned pirates want to do? They have given up and used the shells as a gallows to hang that dog?"

From the opposite side, there was a faint voice, full of air, and a bit of a girly loud shout: "Goose cannon—fire!"

in voice.

In the gun barrel that was bursting with dazzling flames, a dog, accompanied by the gunfire, drew an elegant parabola in the air, and flew straight towards the deck of the big sword pirate ship.

"Wang~"

In mid-air, Gouzi hugged his front legs, and the corners of his mouth hooked up, as if he was smiling.

...

...

sea ​​surface.

Lucky 2.

Nine warships followed closely at the stern for fear of falling behind.

On the deck, Yi Lin suddenly lowered her head.

Gouzi sent a message out of nowhere.

Emperor Wang: Wang! ! ! (middle finger)

Middle finger?

Hehe, can you erect one?

Yi Lin felt that the structure of the dog's paw might not be able to erect the middle paw.

By the way, Yi Lin made up the meaning of Wang Tiandi's "Wang" in 【Ten Level of Dog Language】.

Awesome? It's so kind of you? Wonderful? That's it?

I don't know if it's because Gouzi's language is too esoteric, and Ta didn't give a corresponding translation.

After brainstorming, Yi Lin received a series of screen swiping prompts.

On the captain's panel, the number of crew members, ship damage, reputation points, shells and other material data all change to varying degrees.

From these changes, Yi Lin can roughly deduce that his new ship, which has not yet landed in time, seems to be under severe attack.

"Looking at Wang Tiandi's reaction, Ruth should have used her hole card, 'Gouzi Cannon'. In this way, there is no need to worry. It's a pity that those chaotic values ​​cannot be counted on my head."

After Yi Lin guessed that Ruth had already used the ultimate move "Gouzi Cannon", she felt relieved.

Gouzi's attributes are extremely terrifying. Before Gouzi has used other skills, the attributes alone can crush a ship of ordinary crew members, even if they encounter pirates who are more terrifying than the captain. Yi Lin believes that Wang The Emperor of Heaven can also handle it.

An apostle who can reach the second level, there is no absolute weak, even if it is just a dog.

three days later.

Ten warships encountered four storms and two sea vortexes.

For the navy or pirates, the storm is considered a daily operation, and it is not unexpected to encounter waves from time to time. However, many pirates never get to see the strange current changes of the vortex in their lifetime. After all, once they see it, it means the end of their life.

And ten naval warships have encountered such a disaster in just three days, and the curse legend passed down by word of mouth is unbelievable.

It is a pity that in the second whirlpool shipwreck, one of the warships was sucked into the center of the whirlpool before it had time to turn on the boiler to accelerate, and the wreckage has not yet floated up.

Many rank-and-file sailors murmured privately that it was the women who came aboard and brought bad luck to the ten ships.

Yi Lin noticed an obvious change. The other nine ships, oh no, now the other eight ships, whether intentionally or not, they all distanced themselves from the "Lucky 2" on the way. The originally neat and domineering warship The queue, behind Lucky 2's ass, formed an unsightly gap.

There was even a young, long-nosed naval soldier with a big brain hole, who somehow made up a reason why he had a disease that prevented him from boarding the Lucky 2. He wanted to take refuge on another warship, but was directly told The black-faced Tiramisu ordered it to be thrown into the sea to feed the sharks.

On the fourth night.

On this day, there will be no pirate ships, no tsunamis, no sea monsters, and no natural disasters.

The weather was sunny and sunny, which made everyone feel lucky and unexpected.

And at this moment, the lookout quickly came to report.

"Admiral Tiramisu! According to the established route, our ten ships... oh damn, nine ships are about to pass through the legendary Shipwreck Bay! Should we make a detour?"

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