Chapter 1000. Five "I Wish You a Lover..."
Today is 2124, February 14th.
The president left for more than a year.
The world has changed drastically.
"Cross-region" is no longer a rare thing. Whether it is a "permanent pass" or a "temporary pass", gradually more and more people shuttle between different regional servers.
Honor points can be obtained by killing the apostles in other regions.
In the honor store, there are complete sets of equipment, weapons, and even skill balls that can be exchanged.
For these interests, some people resolutely walk on the edge of the knife and dance on the tip of the knife. .
Apocalypse Guild.
In the second month after Yi Lin entered the door trial, Li Kai noticed something was wrong.
too long.
Anyway, two months is too long.
If it weren't for the name "Yirin" in their friend lists, and that name was particularly prominent, they might have mistakenly thought that the president had died and he could take advantage of the situation.
After Li Kai noticed something was wrong, he called the core members several times to discuss important matters urgently.
They worked out an emergency plan for "in case the president leaves for a long time".
The plan has many terms and conditions.
But the core way to deal with it is to use the "spies" in the Apocalypse Guild to convey the news that "the president is still alive" to the outside world.
For example, when Molly went to inspect the assembly line, she would complain emotionally: "That Hun Dan has refused to eat recently, is he perverted?"
Or Wang Tiandi took advantage of the dark moon and high winds, put a dog leash around his neck, and sent a few times in a very self-disciplined manner, leaving various "traces" along the way, creating the illusion that someone walks the dog every day .
This dragged on for another three months.
Rumors began to spread from the outside world that the president of the Apocalypse Guild had fallen into the inner world.
certainly,
These rumors are rumors after all, as long as the word "Yirin" on someone's friend list does not fade, no one will dare to say that the terrible man is dead.
In short,
The current situation is seeking stability amidst chaos,
As the vice president, Li Kai can still manage the guild in an orderly manner.
Today is Valentine's Day.
Except for the guards and key departments who are on duty, the rest of the posts are on vacation.
The assembly line of machine zero was shut down for one day.
...
...
Under the statue of "The Brave and the Dog".
"Ah Zhen, there is a sentence that I have kept in my heart for a long time."
"Aqiang..."
"Ah Zhen, I love you!"
"Aqiang!"
"Jane, I mean it!"
"Aqiang..."
"Jane!"
"Aqiang!"
"Jane!"
"Aqiang!"
The two hug each other.
Marry in situ.
The double-faced agent "Meng Chaoqiang" who made great contributions back then somehow caught up with Li Shizhen who was in charge of "greenhouse cultivation".
The latter accepted Meng Chaoqiang's marriage proposal on the spot.
Meng Chaoqiang, who succeeded in courtship, laughed like a 1.8 meter fool.
Later, the legend of "When Ah Zhen fell in love with Ah Qiang" spread in the guild.
Nine in the morning.
Li Erpang carefully supported the "Lolita" version of Su Xiaosu.
Happens
When passing a corner, Li Erpang narrowed his bright eyes, and he saw a "humanoid object" stuck to the wall by spider silk.
"Help…"
A cry for help came from the spider silk cocoon.
Li Erpang was taken aback, and hurriedly rescued the person.
It turned out to be Ning You.
Ning You, Xiao Chu'er, Yi Lin, Li Erpang, and Gou Zi formed a deep comrade-in-arms friendship in the world of Uranus back then, and they have a good private relationship.
When Li Erpang asked, Ning You hesitated for a moment, but didn't hide it, and embarrassedly talked about the ins and outs of him being stuck to the wall.
The reason was still because of Valentine's Day, Ning You made a painful decision and decided to attack with the whole army. Today she held a large bouquet of roses, crouched overnight, and chased Xiao Chuer on Jiujie Street early in the morning. Xiao Chuer was so annoyed that she pouted her buttocks, and a bundle of spider silk stuck Ning You to the wall and moved no.
"Oh, poor people without wives."
Li Erpang held Su Xiaosu's little hand, showing pity on his lips, but the sinister smile on his face betrayed his inner thoughts.
Ning You's face darkened, and then he scratched his head: "It doesn't matter, let's chase first."
"come on!"
"To tell you the truth, this feeling, in fact, the needle does not poke!"
Li Erpang was suspicious: "You mean the feeling of chasing girls?"
"No, I mean the feeling of being tightly bound by spider silk."
"..."
Li Erpang immediately stayed away from this pervert.
You are a pervert!
Only Ning You was left on the spot, giggling.
He caught up with the rose again.
"Fatty,"
Su Xiaosu blinked her big innocent eyes: "I want it too."
"Oh, let me go, daughter-in-law, we are old married couples, so why not care about those boring formalisms..."
Li Erpang hasn't finished speaking yet.
There was a burst of clothes bursting from behind.
The shadow of 1.99 meters completely covered the short and fat boy.
Accompanied by a gentle voice, a palm the size of a casserole pinched Li Erpang's head and lifted him up: "Fatty, what did you just say?"
...
Many people are walking on the street.
Enjoy the festive atmosphere.
Haiting City was turned into a war fortress, almost like an iron barrel, and the city was very safe.
On the tall Great Engineer Tower, "Chairman Yi Lin" is like a sculpture, sitting on the top of the Great Engineer Tower, overlooking all living beings.
That expression was cool, cold, bang bang, which stunned many young fans who had just joined the guild.
"Why didn't I realize that the president was so handsome before?"
...
under a tree.
"I, Li Changge, dare to vouch for my personality. I have seen many talented artists, and you are definitely the best among them."
Li Changge patted his chest, looked at Qu Youlian's clothes, and said that the clothes were really big.
"Ding~"
An arrow hit Li Changge's forehead.
...
Thankfully the arrow had a blunt point.
But at the moment of pain, Li Changge couldn't hold back the "special effects" any longer, and the "President's Projection" on the top of the Great Engineer's Tower wobbled a few times before disappearing.
"Li-chang-song!!!"
Xu Anjing shook her long elf ears, and her angry voice resounded throughout Haiting City.
...
"A lot..."
Although I want to have a holiday today, Qian Duoduo is still in the account room to settle the accounts.
She needs to calculate the materials in the guild, expenses at the point of death, personnel subsidies, etc.
Ou Lele sneaked up at the window.
He deliberately combed his hair to look like an adult today, and waxed his hair.
Even put on a suit and a red bow tie.
Very handsome.
He mustered up the courage to confess.
Qian Duoduo didn't look up, and before Ou Lele could speak, she stopped back with one sentence: "I don't like children."
Ou Lele: "I will grow up sooner or later! Ou Lele is no longer a child!"
Qian Duoduo raised his head, and pointed helplessly at the table by the window: "You can put the flowers there, and I will accept them."
Ou Lele left sadly.
...
"Ah~~~Damn Valentine's Day."
Molly lay down on the table dejectedly. She spends most of her days in the workshop, and it was rare for her to take a rest today, so she felt uncomfortable all over.
certainly,
The reason she is uncomfortable is not only because today is Valentine's Day, but also because she is single.
It's because... early this morning, as soon as she went out, she was full of dog food in the guild.
The hot dog food turned cold when it arrived at her, and it slapped her face mercilessly.
on this day,
There were several couples in the Apocalypse Guild.
Molly chose to ignore it.
But many people didn't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, holding bouquets of flowers, passing Molly's eyes.
So Molly decided to take a nap.
Three o'clock in the afternoon.
Molly woke up.
"Ah ah ah ah ah--"
Molly screamed.
Mo Li, Mo Rendi, and Ling Yiyi are special existences in the guild.
The three of them are not apostles, and Li Kai sent someone to covertly protect them 24 hours a day.
The person who protects Molly is the "steward" and the magician of the Clock Tower - Cerberus.
Cerberus was wearing a pitch-black tuxedo, very professional, bent over and bowed: "Excuse me, Miss Mo, are you feeling unwell?"
"No, no, no... I'm fine! You, you, you get out!"
"Okay, Miss Mo, Cerberus is being abrupt."
Cerberus backed away.
Clutching something in her arms, Molly left the dormitory in a panic.
ten minutes later.
Molly, Oda Mai, Ling Yiyi, get together.
They are in the same situation,
Live a Valentine's Day without a lover.
"That is to say, you also received flowers?"
Molly stared at Ling Yiyi in surprise.
Ling Yiyi smiled lightly: "I don't know why, I always have the illusion that... I have been back."
She holds a bouquet of "daisies" in her hands.
When Molly woke up, she found a bunch of bright red "geraniums" not far from her forehead, which scared her a lot.
Excessive!
Who sends geraniums and daisies!
Valentine's Day, brother!
This is not a surprise, this is called fright!
"Miss Wu, what about you?"
Oda Mai was silent for a moment, she lowered her head, looking a little embarrassed.
But her face was calm.
After a while, she finally told the reason: "I chopped it off."
"puff."
When Molly heard it, she almost choked to death on her own saliva.
turn out to be,
Oda Mai is meditating.
A geranium floats romantically from the ceiling,
Oda Mai drew his sword and chopped it off.
She spread the "flower's corpse" in her hands.
The three women looked at each other.
Molly held her chin, pondered for a while, and analyzed with an expression of "there is only one truth", "Wait, could it be flower language?" Molly slapped her chest loudly: "I know! It's the language of flowers! The flower language of 'Geranium' has the meaning of 'celebrating the reunion', could it be that the soul has faded back, and I'm embarrassed to use this kind of beating method to prepare us mentally?"
Oda Mai silently floated towards the daisy in Ling Yiyi's hand.
The implication is: how to explain this?
Molly was taken aback, yes, geraniums can explain it, but what about daisies?
What is the flower language of daisies?
Very tender? No no no.
It seems to be... By the way, it is "separation".
Now, Molly felt that it was difficult to explain.
This doesn't make sense at all.
But Molly still told Li Kai about this matter, Li Kai couldn't believe it when he heard it, he quickly opened the friend list and sent a message to the president to contact.
The response is roughly: the user you called is not in the service area.
At night.
Everyone in the Apocalypse Guild held a grand party.
I don't know when it started, the Apocalypse Guild has the habit of holding banquets with a group of people during the festivals.
Li Kai toasted: "No matter what, the president will definitely come back."
Li Erpang: "Hey, anyone can die, but that guy is absolutely impossible."
Li Changge: "You can always trust my elder brother."
Ning You and Xiao Chuer: "This is the so-called bad guy who has lived for a thousand years."
Emperor Wang: "Wang~"
It makes a like paw gesture, which means it's great.
But in the next second, he was sent flying more than ten meters away by Xueer's fist. Xueer complained: "Father is not a bad person! Wang'er, you can't talk nonsense!"
Wang Er: Wang Wang Wang? ? (Obviously not what Ben Wang said??)
Everyone dared not talk nonsense anymore.
"In short,"
"Let's live on and wait for the president to return!"
"Wait for the president to return!"
"cheers!"
Li Erpang: "May lovers in the world become brothers and sisters!"
Everyone: "???"
"Cough cough cough... Sorry, slip of the tongue, it's a family member, it's a family member!"
"Happy Valentine's Day!"